I'm looking for rare ingredients. VERY rare ingredients.
Items like fish breath, hen's teeth, and the sound of a cat's footfalls.
Got any to offer?
A woman's virginity.
The color of your true love's hair.
>>46123169
The tear of a heart broken dragon.
>>46123169
Anonymous's name
A female's orgasm
>>46123169
A father's approval.
I have Man's Last Sliver of Humanity. But I have have your to find out what I'm willing to give it up for.
Oh, and some Mummified Childhood Dreams. But I've heard those are not particularly rare these days.
>>46123169
5 minutes of your life.
>>46123169
The very last fuck I have to give.
The last word.
>>46123291
Good Will.
2 scoops of /fit/ gains
The very essence of a man.
It's that sad-looking pile over there, though it's apparently secret.
You forgot the "roots of mountains".
First, some concrete, less-rare things: mistletoe harvested under the sixth night of the moon by a left-handed virgin with an inherited silver sickle, a lightning-bottle (a sealed lightning-cast left behind by a stroke that hit a beach), a saint's bones, spiderweb-liquor from Shelob's web.
More poetically and secondly, the sympathy of a devil, the first moonlight of winter, the cry of a snake, the wind under the mountain, cream-of-autumn.
Finally: tiger's chaudron, eye of newt, wing of bat, tail of skink. Bring to a boil while dancing widdershins; allow to cool, skim, and plate. Serves six.
>>46123529
Okay.
>>46123545
/fit/ pls
The eye of a needle, the heart of a snail, and a cup of mare sweat.
>>46123291
>>46123357
>>46123454
>>46123529
>>46123169
Brother, I will give you a whole damn cat. Cat footfalls for days!
>>46124834
But not a single sound among them.
>>46124855
You've clearly never had a fat cat.
>>46123169
Why the hell would you need any of that shit?
>>46123169
I have the 'key to a happy life'.
>>46124908
To do the impossible, you need impossible things.
>>46124908
To Trap Fenrir you ignorant shit
>>46123169
I have an elf's facial hair, a dwarf's 10-month sobriety chip, and a kobold's eyelash
>>46124908
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gleipnir
>>46123169
I can offer you a seed of the Yggdrasil. What would I receive in return?
>>46124908
Kinkiest bondage party in recorded history.
>>46124908
>He uses conventional ingredients in his potions
I bet you supply potions of health to peasants who clear out kobold dens, don't you?
>>46123169
I have a few bottled souls, primordial shrieks and feelings of dread. I'll swap for echos of an ancient secret.
>>46123533
I don't get this maymay. Care to elaborate, Getter of Dubs?
>>46125158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_FQU4KzN7A
>>46125238
Where'd you get your hands on primordial shrieks? I have echoes out the fractal cave networks. Feelings of dread are a dime a dozen by the way, what exchange rate are you expecting to work with?
>>46125340
Oh, the Bazaar under the earth where light never shines and devil's walk free. You can capture them with a net if you know what you're doing. Spidersilk of course can help, but there are better materials.
As for the rate, hmm... they're harder to get surface side so maybe... twenty-five shrieks an echo? Bottled and wax sealed.
>a young black man's father
>an arab's tranquility
>a european man's biological son
>>46123169
Aisle three.
I've got a good supply of mountain roots and woman beards. Have a limited supply of blood from stone, but my supplier says things will be getting better soon so I should have more in the future. I have an incredible amount of a night's warmth, and a lizard's milk.
>>46123533
This is clearly a reference to something, and I have no idea what.
>>46123169
Well you came in the right shop. I just restocked of maiden's beard, bear's tendins, blind's sight and a woman's loyality
Can i interest you in my wares?
>>46123674
Your material components are as empty as your soul.
Laughter in a bottle
Liquid fear
>>46123169
My cat is noisy as shit. You can hear him walking from across the room.
You can have the entire cat. I hate it so.
>>46123169
My ingredients are much too rare for you, traveler! You will have to go elsewhere for your ingredients!
>>46125271
>>46125946
It's a strip from the Perry Bible Fellowship, a damn good webcomic and origin of many a meme around /tg/
And, as the filename suggests, that one is strip 252.
>>46125286
>>46126110
This was never funny.
>>46125286
>He doesn't post the best version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIQVbxMJWgM
>>46126198
post something funny then, comedy scholar.
a girl that will sleep with OP
>>46126334
https://youtu.be/k3J8FYKZ52w
>>46126471
>stereotypical British awkward humor
Oh, I see.
>>46126344
>tfw
>>46126555
It's Scottish, but you said you wanted something funny, and that's clearly humor right there.
https://youtu.be/S_-1WUxhLFs
>>46126344
>>46126638
Okay Scotland, I know you're touchy about our relationship. We've got our own thing with the EU after all.
But don't you go fucking saying you're not British. You're in Great Britain, it's on all the maps, the referendum to leave didn't pass so don't you go claiming you're not British like you're above it.
That said if people ask what part of England you come from I'll be passing you the broken bottle to stab the bastard myself.
I could've sworn I had some Stone Ribbon lying around in a chest with some vials of Forgotten Memories.
I'll give the attic a go for them if they're something you'd be interested in.
An echo
>>46129224
I've got one of those in my shower.
![Alexandre_Cabanel_-_Echo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FCgXBrk.jpg "Alexandre_Cabanel_-_Echo[1].jpg")
>>46129224
I dunno why you want this ugly bitch, but here.
