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What if Elves were sexless until adulthood, when they grew whatever
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What if Elves were sexless until adulthood, when they grew whatever genitals they would be best suited for as per their position in their culture?
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>>46112708
Given that being a woman is easy mode, why would anyone choose to be a man? You'd have an entirely female society with only a rare few man (like one in tenthousand) which would create such a shortage that elf women would be forced to go out and hun- oh... I see what you're doing!
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They could control their demography by adjusting the percentage of females in the next generation.
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>>46112773
Wonderful. One post in, and you've successfully shattered the illusion that this has anything to do with traditional games and is instead a thread for idiots to mouth off about their bizarrely inaccurate interpretations of sociology.
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>>46112773
If I had a choice I would stay a man. I like my penis, my muscles, my ability to fuck without getting pregnant...
And living as a man in a place where women significantly outnumber us sounds okay.
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Also, given the faux-medieval societies that these take place in, woman would have it even worse, due to y'know, rape and stuff. Everyone would want to be a man, and this would likely create a society in which higher classes get to be men, lower classes are women.
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Imagine two childhood elven friends. Becoming the best of friends throughout the years, becoming nearly inseparable. One of them is a bit reckless at times, and the other usually there to patch them up after they've taken one too many tumbles.

Then one day as they get older they start to feel a new kind of affection for each other.

And then one gets a big fat elf dick and the other a big wet elf vagina and they fuck While holding hands and kissing
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>>46112708
Then it would be an interesting cultural tick that a good writer could make stories about.
Though for games like D&D, it would be a background aspect that is never really explored, though it might come up once as a little gag or something.
If you make it a big focus you're doing it wrong.
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>>46112773
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>>46112929

OP's shitty premise says they grow whatever genitals are best needed, NOT that they choose. This would mean that the numbers of Men/Women would roughly be at whatever they needed to be at, and would be suited to the elfs chosen career and personality. On the one hand this is efficient, on the other hand it means you aren't going to see any female warriors or tomboys, and tomboys are a gift from God.
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>>46113064
I was responding to the fuckboy's misreading of the prompt
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>>46113064
>tomboys are a gift from God.
I never expected I'd see someone with such good taste on /tg/
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>>46112773
>using Marsille for that kind of shitpost
pls
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>>46112708
>What if Elves were sexless until adulthood
What is Sergei Lukyanenko's Spectrum, namely, Shealy planet?

>Home to the Shealy, a race of sentient flightless birds, who have learned to completely suppress their minds after reaching adulthood. This way, they are free of troublesome thoughts and bad emotions. All adult Shealy act only in accordance with their reflexes, gained during childhood.
>They are also sexless during the childhood.
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>>46113190
Oh, and also:
>>What if Elves were sexless until adulthood
What is literally Simoun, also known as "lesbian magical mecha with a lot of suffering"?
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>>46113248
Oh, you beat me to it.
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What if all elves were bisexual and all males elves were qt submissive traps?
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>>46113268
I would slap you and leave your shitty magical realm.
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>>46113268
>What if all elves were bisexual and all males elves were qt submissive traps?
They are called Drow, anon.
>>46113315
>magical realm
You mean Underdark?
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Is this Earthsea or some other novel series?
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>>46113368
Left Hand of Darkness. It's by the same author as Earthsea.
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>>46112708
Thanks for reminding me about Simoun. I'm definitely going to include Simoun elves in my next setting.
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