What are some good names for a smuggler's ship? I have thought about naming it The Renegade, but my DM hated it amd I'm bad at coming up with ship names.
Not A Smuggler
>>46108644
Think of a sea creature (this includes birds which live along the coast) that hides or hoards things.
Done.
>>46108644
>The Razorblade of Life
>Goodbye, Baby
>Go Home
>It's Not Fair, It's Not Right
Good dubs, awful trip
>>46108644
Anything from The Culture
Or >>46108689
The Dancing Kitten
>>46108644
Maureen's Revenge
Whose Maureen?
You don't want to know.
>>46108644
>Lawford
>Achates
>Caerleon
>Bristol
>Ferret
>The Britomart
>Spearfish
>Redmill
>Snake
>Tongham
>>46108644
>>46108724
>The Disgraced Caribbean
>The Elusive Doubloon
>The Blind Hades
>The Hades
>The Bearded Marauders
>The Disrespectful Knave
>The Red Plunder
>The Mad Rovers
>The Grand Plunderers
>The Golden Minnow
A Quick Buck
>>46108644
>>46108724
>>46108732
>Really, Wherer Did They Hide All The Gravitas?
>I Swear I Left My Gravitas Right Here
>What's the Worst that Could Happen?
>Stop Inserting Your Fetishes Into Everything
>It's a Gravitas Thing, You Wouldn't Know.
>What exactly IS gravitas
>Can't Get Ye Flask
>Stood Far Back When The Gravitas Was Handed Out
>Gravitas, What Gravitas?
>Gravitas... Gravitas... No, Don't Help Me, I'll Get It In A Moment...
>Gravitas Free Zone
>Low Gravitas Warning Signal
>Absolutely No You-Know-What
One of the games I once played involved a succubus dualclassing as Dread Pirate.
She called the ship The Sloppy Seconds. I was more partial to Tight Quarters, personally, but oh well. The Girthy Bowsprit was another contender.
>>46108644
One of Ours
>>46108644
>The Burning Sea Rovers
>The Anger of the Anger
>The Trinity
>The Shadows of the Tainted
>The Burning Hind
>The Howling Ranger
>The Broken Pillager
>The Deceit of Secret
>The Sudden Lust
>The Neptune's Servant
>>46108839
The Artful Todger was quite nice
>>46108869
>The Flying Slave
>The Rising Terror
>The Dishonorable Abandoned
>The Greed of the Lightning
>The Neptune's Murderers
>The Liberty Atlantis
>The Disgrace of the Serpent
>The Howling Swashbucklers
>The Dirty Plunderer
>The Burning Killer
>>46108644
The Silver Whore.
Rusty Wench.
Cutlass Stuck.
Dagger Bags.
>>46108895
>Courbet
>Plymouth Prize
>Melampus
>The Magdala
>The Porlock
>Platypus
>Newquay
>The Highway
>The Ferret
>Coquille
>>46108834
>All The Same, I Saw It First
Is easily the best Culture name that would fit a smuggler.
She's One of O....
>>46108849
oh someone already did that joke
>>46108644
Silver Zephyr
Akandor
Toorna's Profits
>>46108952
I just love how The Culture names their ships
>>46108644
S.S. Nothin to See Here
>>46108644
Pick whatever would be a good name for an utterly legit merchant ship in your setting.
>>46108644
The Snuggly Smugly
>>46108644
>Everything legit in my Cargo
>No smuggling here
>Sea Jew
>Smugglers Den
>Bribes
>The Sweet Jenny
>>46108644
If it's not a Halo name, it's shit. Culture is fine as well, but a bit too le ebig maymay for my taste. But hey, you do you.
>>46108644
The Oceans Soul
The Rogues Bounty
The Rose and Thorn
>>46108644
What about 'The Dancing Siren'?
In my experience, good tavern names and good ship names are pretty interchangeable.As are racehorse names
>>46108834
>Can't Get Ye Flask
You. I like you.
>>46109731
>If it's not a Halo name, it's shit.
>>46109731
And classic halo too, none of this Savannah shit.
>>46108644
The Century Hawk. She's made the Barbados run in under 2000 miles.
>>46109878
>first steamship to cross the Atlantic
>badass WW2 cruiser
>first nuclear-powered merchant ship
All of them named Savannah, it's a fine name for a ship.
>>46108644
The Dirty Money
>>46109843
>Implying you wouldn't rather serve on the Pillar of Autumn or Forward Unto Dawn than the Adjective Noun
The Flaming Gilded Claymore of Unyielding Fury of the Emperor’s Relentless Justice and Eternal Vigilance
>>46110046
> Implying you aren't compensating for something there
>>46108996
Especially when you consider that these are the names that the Culture Minds picked for themselves.
Even better, the 'gravitas' running joke exists in-universe because someone complained about the silly names.
>>46110085
>& Knucklesfeaturing Dante from the Devil May Cry series
>>46108644
>make a ship based on 16th century and later
>using ballistae and catapults because muh fantasy gun control
what's wrong with canons?
>>46109957
lel
>The SS OP, Faggotship of Eternity
You're all wrong.
Best name for a smuggler's ship, if a plane or spaceship, is The Casual Flyer. If a sailing ship, The Casual Sailor.
The Breach of Contract
Broken Record
Custumer Support
Helpdesk
Surprise
This Way Up
Warranty Voider
Bad Publicity
Early Bird
Big Stick
Spice of Life
Messenger (Don't shoot it)
Finders Keepers
Lady Macbeth
Just Testing
A Question of Protocol
Newton's Bitch
Do Not Open 'Till Christmas
Abbot Joscelin
Revenge of Roland
I Took The Name From a Cartoon
Solar Angel
Unexplainable Infrared Emitter
NUCLEAR WASTE DISPOSAL BARGE B/119/2129 SELLAFIELD: DO NOT APPROACH
Nelson 2: This Time, With Cyborg Arm!
Elric of Melnibone
The Inevitable Result
The Sharp End
YOUR-AD-HERE
The Ship With No Name
Lux de Dux
Macehead
>>46111280
Thunderchild
Arrowhead
Redemption
Ravenous
Retribution
Rastafarian
Satellite of Hate
Flaming platypus
Death's Flight
The Tragically Fated
Indecent Proposal
Ephemeron
Topolect
Corona
Exemplar
Hierarch
Celestial Fire
Infinity Vanguard
Outbound Express
Dubious Pleasure
Scandalous Attire
Hyperdrive is Overloading
HMS Rustbucket
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Yellow Submarine
Working Man
The Gambler
Last Rights
Quick Draw
Red Ride 2
Metal Fighter
Virtual Insanity
President Spirit
Mobious 1
Hard Nose
Dept Blue
Good Feather
Assign Mark
Invictus
>>46108996
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