This is how I Paladin!
Show me how you Wizard!
This is how I wizard.
How do you ranger?
>>46092232
>How do you ranger?
>>46092232
Ancient Greek math is weird
Niggas drowned a nigga cause he was right
This how I ranger. Show me how you skeleton!
>>46092278
This is how I skeleton.
How do you innkeeper?
>>46092278
This is how I skeleton.
Show me how you artificer.
>>46092278
>Posting worst girl
>>46092251
>"So I told Hippasus to prove everything isn't number"
>"And he did it the absolute madman"
>>46092314
Memes aside, she is kinda shit. She tries to kill you because you're going to discover that she took part in the whole Fishing Hamlet thing. She doesn't want the nightmare to be laid to rest if it means you discover her, and Gehrman's, shame.
>>46092295
This is how Innkeeper. Show me how you pacifist!
>>46092137
So LE dictator?
>>46092314
Dang son, I just like her design a lot.
>>46092137
So LE dictator?
>>46092137
This is how I wizard.
>>46092354
Her doll was cuter!
>>46092314
>I heard she watches kill la kill
>>46092278
How do you psion?
>>46092389
This is how I psion. How do you lich?
>>46092383
To each their own. Show me how you shady dealer!
>>46092389
With ze little grey cells.
>>46092422
How do you cleric?
This is how I wizard
>>46092429
This is how I shady dealer. Show me how you dictator!
>>46092520
This is how I lead my people.
Show me how your character is completely backwards in the current setting.
>>46092449
Screw you, Frenchie.
And this is how i paladin.
>>46092520
This is how I dictator.
How do you magical realm?
This is how I Lord of Firepower
>>46092137
KIRYUIN SATSKI!
>>46092613
MATOI RYUKO
>>46092585
This is how I magical realm. How do you revolutionary?
>>46092605
This is how I airstrike.
>>46092565
What the fuck, France?
>>46092655
This is how I react to people in my group who try to be /k/ but just show their /jp/.
>>46092613
>>46092624
This is how i LG monk.
How do you fighter?
>>46092789
>>46092137
>>46092774
>Kiryuin Catsuki
>>46092232
>>46092845
>>46092878
This is now a best guy thread.
>>46092655
This is how I king of the battlefield
>>46092789
Why, as a ham fisted and inquisitive family man not afraid of a good brawl!
How, friends, do you Warlock?
>>46092155
10/10 I WOULD JOIN YOUR PARTY FELLOW ADVENTURER. NOW JUST STAY STILL.
>>46093023
>RIIIIIPPP!! TEEEEEARRRR!!! KIIIILLLL!!!
>YEEESSSS! FEEEEEDD THE DAAARRRKNESSS!!!
How'd you rogue
>>46092902
Gaston is how I Ranger, Paladin, Bard and Fighter
>>46093131
As a pompous french douche who in the end gets killed off by a mutation warrior who took feral mutagens while the said mutation warrior also gets a boost to charisma after killing you and then bangs your favorite NPC?
>>46092579
As he never fails to mention, he's Belgian, not French
>>46093131
>there are people out there who have yet to model their character after a Disney antagonist
This is how I cleric.
>>46092454
>>46093119
So just edge overload? Makes sense.
>>46093152
In any story other than Beauty and the Beast Gaston would be the hero.
Hell to the entire town (sans Belle and her dad) he is a hero
This is how I cleric! Show me how you hunter!
>>46093119
This is how I rogue.
>>46093273
This is how I hunter! Show me how you Church Inquisitor!
>>46093373
This is how I Church inquisitor!
Show me how you lewd!
>>46093400
This is how I lewd! Show me how you female knight!
>>46093481
Show me how you diplomacy.
>>46092389
How do you animal companion?
>>46093558
but that's a boy!
>>46093558
Show me how you confront the villain!
>>46093676
How do you cavalier?
>>46093676
>tfw you are the villain
>>46093676
This is how I confront the villain
How do you break your limits?
>>46093734
Feels good man
>>46093734
Fuck yes it's fantastic to be evil
Also this is how I evil Minions.
>>46092137
>>46093874
This gave me an idea
>novice wizard trains in magic until he can travel through time
>travels back in time and starts teaching his old self all that he knows, thus accelerating his learning so he's more powerful at that point than his previous iteration
>he keeps doing it, increasing his own power in a spiral
>>46092360
LG, though LG and LE look close when you get to their extremes.
>>46093950
Sounds like a surefire way to call Inevitables down to fuck your shit into non-existence.
>>46093777
My fellow evil overlord
This is how i elf
>>46094147
Minions are the best evil minion type.
>>46094139
>tfw the BBEG of your campaign is your future self
>tfw you have to stop yourself being an asshole to save your life
>>46094258
Who asked you?
>>46094352
>not having expendable, anonymous henchmen
>>46094374
Cant get much more expendable than minions.
>>46094390
Minions have shitty backstory
>Spawned for the sake of evil, blah blah blah
Henchmen gives the story a much more in-depth feeling
Like
Where the hell did this guy's life go wrong?
Was it recently? Did his mother get sick and the villain is offering heaps of currency to anyone who will obey his outrageous commands?
Did they have bad parents, were they raised in a violent environment? Maybe they're just some edgy teen trying to find oneself.
Where the hell do you even sign up to become a henchman? Does he pull these assholes out of some drug den or am I just missing the "Help wanted!" posters?
>>46093950
Wasn't that in 8-bit theatre?
>>46094459
>sacrificing your ability to do Evil for the sake of more sympathetic henchmen that are far shittier than Minions in basically every respect.
I hope you fall into your own deathtrap when the hero is still grinding on rabbits in his hometown.
>>46094459
>Wanting expendable, anonymous henchmen
>wants them to have a deep backstory
Come on guy.
>>46094460
Not exactly, Sarda enrolled his past self in a magic school, but didn't teach him directly, I don't think
>>46094354
That sounds like an awesome campaign concept, actually
Even better if it's a twist
>>46092449
Funnily enough this is how I Rogue Trader!
>>46094459
this is why you do not wear the helm and guantlet
>>46094354
>He keeps trying to tutor you
>You try to stop him, but he's too strong
>In your journey to grow strong enough to defeat him, you become an asshole yourself
>Attempt to teach your past self how to stop your future self being an asshole to save your own life
>>46094913
Infamous says hi.
>>46094801
>not capitalizing Helm and Gauntlet.
This is how I Urban Ranger with ranks in Perform.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jb7kJ-j_dKA
this is how i paladin
>>46095150
My nigga
>>46092137
>This is how I Paladin!
>as a fascist tyrant
>>46092137
>>46094046
>This is what chaotic fags actually believe
>>46095366
Yes, and?
This is how I Barbarian, tell me how you vampire
>>46094258
Ha, muscle elf is best elf
>>46096042
like this
>>46096042
People keep saying this, but they're wrong and stupid.
Pay attention to how he fights when not using the Berserker armor and it becomes clear that Guts is primarily Fighter, with MAYBE a level or two of Barbarian, and a magical armor that either grants him the Rage feature or additional Rages per day.
>>46096254
I dont know man, guts rages pretty fucking hard a long time before he gets the armour.
>>46095150
So close, yet so far off.
>>46095366
she's a very authoritarian paladin
>>46096291
He does
All the armor really does is give him Feel No Pain and shit
>>46092137
>This is how I Paladin!
But this is how I paladin!
>>46096796
Boosts his strength too.
I would say he is a barbarian with rogue levels.
>>46092137
>>46096291
Rage is an emotion and it's not limited to barbarians
More often than not, Guts fights with a cool head and uses a lot of tools rather than just brute-forcing his way through everything
So I think Guts is pure fighter
>>46097272
Man hacks his own arm off just enough that he can rip it the rest of the way. He dodges getting skewered by biting the demons horn. He cuts through giant stone pillars rather than try to fight around them. He is a triksy barbarian.
>>46093558
This is how I diplomacy.But I usually fail.
>>46092506
you fuck up?
>>46092137
This is how I wizard.
>>46092137
Let's face it, this is how wizards roll.
>>46093213
>He hasn't heard of the Darkness
>>46100512
I've played it. Only backs up my comment further.
>>46093777
This is how I evil Overlord.
This is how I kitsune
>>46095411
>>46092137
This is how I rules lawyer.
>>46096042
This is how I vampire. Tell me how you summoner.
>>46101393
how exactly does that work out?
>>46101890
Smashing!
>>46101559
My queen!
>>46093558
>>46093601
>but that's a boy!
I CAN FIX THAT!!!
>>46092389
How do you druid?
>>46101678
This is how I summoner.
How do you Fiend?
>>46102575
This is how I Fiend.
>>46101678
This is how I summoner. How do you bard?
>>46102504
How do you NPC?
>>46092745
What, you mean like:
>"Halberds are the same as a wizards staff, and Katana's are better than all other swords, so this is why the shops in town only have Katana's for sale."
My character wouldn't use a Katana because:
1: Using a katana without proper training will fuck up the guy using it
2: If everybody has a Katana, there's nothing special about them.
3: Player has done kendo AND fencing and likes the back and forth of fencing more.
4: European swords are overall better at penetrating armor.
> (Completely ignores 3 of 4 points)
>"So you're a hipster then?"
All my fucking hate. Anyway, for the thread, pic is how I guardsman.Dark Heresy. Rolled Primitive world, read the fluff description: "backwards traditions and superstitions" and immediately heard the sound of dueling banjos. It was glorious.
Show me how you...elf.
>>46092278
