"Stay close to me. I gotta rub one out and I don't want the other gargoyles to know I failed no-fap November."
>>46065435
I was thinking more
>"Weeee piggy back rides"
The poor Nacatl has decided to find out what are "furries".
"WELL, MAYBE IF YOUR DICK WASN'T ONLY AS BIG AS A HALFLINGS YOU GET LAID MORE OFTEN!"
>>46065435
looked like he was forcing him to swallow son.
"Alright. Who's the motherfucker that's been stealing my bandwidth?"
>>46065688
"It's a CLITORIS, you senseless bearded fuck!"
>>46065688
>>46066289
"EXCUSE ME! It'aint MY fault all you humans look alike! If a woman ye really be, then yer tits ain't big enough! HA!"
>>46066371
>elf guy in the back
"There is not enough wine on the planet..."
![latest[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/GOVJffY.jpg "latest[1].png")
>Your majesty, I have brought the beast you sought!
>Well done. Get the lubricant.
>[panicked cawwing]
>"I assure you I have found something far more interesting to study than a few dusty tomes...~"
>...and then you go behind the starbucks and you're there.
>Thanks, bruh. It would be so embarassing if er missed the train.
>...thusly was the Machine-Spirit pleased, when it was so lovingly oiled and blessed by the female Tech-Priest, and only the female Tech-Priest, oddly enough.
>"This suits cool and all, but how in the fuck do i scratch my nose?"
>>46067914
>Wait this suit takes 30 minutes to take off and that laxative takes 10 minutes to start working.
>>46067937
>Well, shit.
>"Do you even lift, peasant?"
>>46068015
>"Bruh, what's you prob?"
or
>"I'm telling you, that fish was huge!"
>>46065435
>>46065435
Please take this fucking garbage thread to /b/
>>46068015
Each arm is going through a different one of the 5 stages of grief.
>>46067914
Velcro patch on the inside.
>>46068050
>can't even find lightweight humor in the thing he visits a hobby board for
So tell me are you overweight, unemployed, or just bitter for no reason at all
Fuck off
Find the snake's head and I'll give you a price ;)
>>46071434
I'll buy that snake for 50 gold pieces, no more.
> "And I tell you what, if that lot weren't bad enough, there was this one guy..."
>"Remember that one night when the DM got fed up and let his cat DM for the rest of the night?"
>"Yeah. It was the best campaign we've ever had."
>>46067727
>"I picked the wrong day to stop licking toads"
>>46072204
Why are they all the sand guy?
>>46072347
^same
>>46072459
>Professional artists
>Being lazy fucks
Pick two.
>>46072204
"God damnit! FRANK! YOU SAID IT WAS ASLEEP!"
>>46072478
>Pick 2
>Only 2 choices
Ha. Shiggy diggy do.
>"The DMs sheer fascination with George Costanza reached an all time low when even the BBEG wasn't safe from his sick fetish."
>Bro we got a bitch suckin dick downstairs for $5 a pop. Come get some action
bumping a fun thread
"I am actually a man"
>"IM TELLING YOU KHÂRN, THE FISH WAS THIS BIG."
>Oi Grok, wot's a pa-ci-fist?
>It's a WOT?
>I don't fink I wont to go on the internet any more, Grok.
>So I jumped up his ass...
>>46079951
DC 80 to climb up a homosexual's anus (has to be 2 inch in diameter).
>"'Join the army' they said 'you'll good in uniform' they said"
>"Fear my glitter spray!"
>"You know how hard it is to get that shit of you little FUCK"
"Dear Diary. For the first time since Snezhinka picked up the trail two days ago, I'm sure we're on the right track. By my count, her menstruation should have started two days ago, and the heaviness of this flow is unmistakable."
>"Howdy earth-walkers! I'm Bill and this big feller is Jilly-Lee"
>"Hi folks"
>"We bring greetinss from the Crab People"
>"We're neighbours"
>"We're throwin a garden party to get to know all our... hey what you got there little guy, some kinda rod or..."
>"God damn it, Steve, stop leaving your dolls everywhere!"
"Trigger discipline? No, what's tha- "
*BLAM*
>Julia was beginning to wonder if Mark was taking their sexual role-play a little too seriously
>I wish I was at home killing bourgeois scum
>This music sucks
>My wings hurt
Hey look, that's a real nice sunset...
>>46080363
"CROWSKULL PENIS!!!"
>>46072347
That's one of the withdrawal symptoms from abruptly stopping licking toads.
here pictured: deadly combat between NASA and anti-NASA.
not pictured: good scientific practice.
>>46080662
Cosmonauts v Astronauts 3D combat minifig game when
Excuse me, miss. Does this scarf smell like chloroform to you?
That's it, really get in there and check.
Good heavens, just look at the timey wimey.
"But sir! This isn't even a map! It's just a... it looks like you just glued a rubber hose and plastic bowl onto a Pokedex toy. Is this what you've been using the whole time? ...Sir?"
>>46080834
>>dont realize its a gif at first, dont get it.
>>open it up, mild chuckle
>>look at filename, lost my shit.
Thanks, you owe me a new monitor and half a coke.
>"It's been over an hour... Beginning to think that maybe those crunching sounds weren't sounds of battle but instead sounds of the dragon eating the heroes... maybe half an hour more, but then I'm calling it and going home."
>My lord, I am exceedingly happy to tell you that the plucky young adventurers are all dead, violently killed by bandits and left in a roadside ditch.
>>46065688
>Halfling: "I dunno what the fuck the dwarf is talking about, my dick is like this big."
Do you have your character sheet ready anon?
>"Does this look like the face of mercy, slave master?"
>>46082637
No, it looks like a face for ants.
Excuse me sir, would you have a minute to hear about our Lord Jehova?
>"Dookie-san, you are a most worthy opponent!"
>>46082637
>Be cool, we know our lines. We trained for fucking years at the NPC academy, and with this on our CV we could maybe even make radio support character or even a combat assisting character! Hell, if we get lucky we might even get dynamic voice lines mid-combat.
>Maybe jump over to the Dragon Age team? I hear they're working on a good one after the debacle that was DA2. Just hope I don't have to wear as much makeup as this. Maybe elf ears, I could do an elf companion... Okay, shit. The main character's coming this way. It's going live.
Quick Anon, I need a pint of your semen for Hogwarts scavenger hunt or Slytherin will win.
The poor new recruit made the unfortunate mistake of suggesting to the Commissar that they can conquer planets without having to kill or enslave anyone.
>>46081025
"Just shut up and point us to where we should go."
My character's ex special forces with over 300 confirmed kills. He's ready for anything.
>>46083215
What is even the source for this? Or the context to even draw a semi armored samurai taking a dump in modern times? Can't reverse search on my phone.
>>46090982
Seems to be http://www.artofmanliness.com/2014/03/19/how-to-poop-like-a-samurai/
>>46067786
>maybe I can be your librarian tonight?
>>46080662
I get that it's just to show contrast between factions but isn't there a very good reason why space suits aren't black? Like so they don't absorb excess solar radiation or something?
Test
>>46080332
Kek
As the litch gave his young scribe a pat on the head.
He forgot about the Touch of Death spell he had cast a few minutes ago.
>This is my glacier. There are many like it but this one is mine.
>"Oh man he's really going into the tower!"
>"Shut up man your gonna ruin the prank"
>"Hellooooooo Cleveland!"
>"Stupid goat! Why didn't you buck like this last night!?"
>"Duuude, I'm way to high to be doin doctor shit."
You came to the wrong neighbourhood motherfucker
>>46081686
>adventurers
you spelled shadowrunners wrong
>"See that little blue plant, it's full of faggots. Don't go down there kid or I'll smack ya."
>>46093300
"But Grandma, didn't you come from that planet?"
>>46094648
"Yeah, and I left. Maybe you're like to get sent down there yourself, eh fag-boy?"
>>46088404
Looks like he's trained in gorilla warfare
