This is how I nurglite.
>>46031118
What. Are. You. Implying. About. The. Fish.
>>46031118
*slow clap*
Very Nice Anon.
>>46031118
inb4 BACTERIA, FETCH ME MY HALIBUT, THE ONE I CAUGHT LAST SUMMER
>>46031150
Well, not to put too fine a point on it, but if you carved three circles in that thing you'd probably have a daemon world starter kit.
>>46031878
I'm going to sing a song to commemorate this battle...
>>46034373
Slaanesh approves
>>46034373
OH NO YOU DON'T YOU SON OF SLAANESH!
WE WILL HAVE NONE OF THAT NOISE-MARINE BULLGASM IN HERE THANK YOU VERY MUCH
>>46034373
I'd say we should tie him up, but we all know that would make a fat lot of difference
>>46034521
WHO ARE YOU CALLING FAT????
This thread is just magnificent! Goddamn I miss reading the Astrix and Obelix comics
>>46032254
>>46034828
>the fish
>fresh
>>46031118
>>46032254
>>46034373
These heretics are crazy
>>46035393
Does someone have the 40k edits? I forgot to save them from the thread te other day
>>46031118
Serious question - is there even such thing as Asterix RPG?
>>46036503
What would be the point? Your only stat would be:
Magic Potion - Y/N?
>>46036356
>>46036503
I played a freeformish game where we were a specialist roman squad tasked with eliminating a small village in Gaul.
Soo this is the place where the legacy of gosciny and Uderzo lives on ? Awesome
>>46037545
Please do tell us more. Surely a single small village would be nothing against the power of Rome!
five billion lightyears in TechPriestPaint
I just don't know why I'm still going
>>46036356
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>>46039027
That's amazing.
>>46039027
>MAH FESS WHEN
>>46038068
The year is 002.M31. The Galaxy is entirely occupied by the Great Crusade of the mighty Emperor.
Well, not entirely... One small subsector of indominable abhuman rebels holds out against His Eternal Will. And life is not easy for the Astartes legionaries who garrison the battle barges Aquarium, Laudanum, Delirium and Compendium.
[Remembrancer executed, all copies of the text purged from records.]
Thought for the Day: Abhuman strength and combat drugs may seem formidable, but an unshakeable faith in the Immortal Emperor of Man can overcome any barriers.
I can't beleive that Caesar reaction images can actually be put onto The Emperor and nothing changes
>>46039716
"Stop flailing that mace, Horus, you'll end up hitting somebody with it"
This thread gave me nostaliga. And cancer. Nostalgia and cancer. Canstalgia.
>>46039932
Thats what you get for eating the fish
>>46039716
moar! I didn't know I needed this!
>>46034857
Well, they are fighting between them. Wouldn't be rude to interrupt them before they finished, commissar?
>>46039953
>>46040038
No, we attack them now and show them the might of the Empire of Mankind!somebody who can bother give this man a hat
Surprisingly, this thread rapes my childhood more than all the furry porn.
>>46040173
furfag detected.
>>46036503
not an RPG as such, but there are some choose your own adventure style games that were published in the 90's
> amazon link showing some of them:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dstripbooks&field-keywords=Asterix+adventure+games
>>46039716
MOORE
>Horus instead of Brutus
YES.YES
>>46034857
>filename
sorry, finding images of the Emperor that fits the joke is proving a challenge
