>Magic cards generated by a Recurrent Neural Network, posted once a day. Not Mark Rosewater.
https://twitter.com/roborosewater?lang=en
Which one is your favourite? Would you see including any of them?
>>46030131
I'd run this one
>>46030131
>cat
>birds have haste
dat flavor.
>>46030214
>3/2 for 2WW
>burn two charge counters off a fucking land for 1 life
why would you ever ru
>1: draw a card
oh.
>Creature - Elf Squirt
i lold
I just want to give this poor bastard a hug.
>>46030350
Born just to die horribly.
![CcFcz1uWIAA4NmU[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PINfFau.jpg "CcFcz1uWIAA4NmU[1].jpg")
Sorry I stole your hand, here's a ceature
This seems decent
>>46030394
>free 4/4
>absolutely free 4/4
Holy shit.
>>46030414
Relevant creature types as well
>>46030131
Just for the name.
Fucking Crimm.
>>46030414
Good thing there's an answer.
>>46030420
And color, just in case you run into intimidate.
>>46030456
beat me to it
>>46030456
Love how green this actually is, despite green being decent at cheating stuff in anyway
>>46030226
This could possibly be useful in a RGU deck? I dunno.
![Caox2wtXIAAOR5X[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EM8cx6P.jpg "Caox2wtXIAAOR5X[1].jpg")
wew
>shaman shaman
RELEVANT TRIBES
Also, Amostal Shrere sounds like some sort of Jewish dessert..
This looks like a LD land balanced enough for these days' standard and alround pretty playable.
>>46030481
>pay 12 to do 1 damage
FUCKING POWER CREEP
>you may cast this card
Completely out of red's section of the colour pie 0/10.
How broken is this?
![CXay7mkWkAAlTtt[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/663C24T.png "CXay7mkWkAAlTtt[1].png")
As if exiling a player's library wasn't enough, it has double Flying
I like this just for the creature type
>>46030484
Could this sacrifice itself?
![CWSsOk9WcAE_fwp[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/mYU1wGU.png "CWSsOk9WcAE_fwp[1].png")
would play / 10
>>46030553
It's a land, ain't it?
This would be perfect for a selesnya deck. Name is also pretty flavorful.
>>46030553
Of course.
In return, it can't tap for mana.
>>46030545
you think that's bad? this has SIX FLYING
>>46030545
>Butterfly in the sky, I can fly twice as high
![CVfJTUeWwAARAyW[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/FgXSgHV.png "CVfJTUeWwAARAyW[1].png")
Hherp
of course white has the anti-pot card
>>46030548
>exile it into its owner's hand
Always wanted something to deal with those annoying players that borrow cards from other people
>>46030214
>White
> Pay to gain life
>Advisor
> Pay to draw cards.
Holy balls the algorithm is getting good.
>>46030350
>>46030371
Bonus points for the fact that even if you somehow work around its ability, it's still 0/0, so would die anyway.
>>46030394
I don't know why this made me lol so hard
but >>46030456 double holy balls, it's creating its own meta!
![CTt2bUhWIAA_Tv2[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fltDdX3.jpg "CTt2bUhWIAA_Tv2[1].jpg")
New SOI spoiler
>>46030670
actual card here
This card does nothing but kill itself.
It can't even do that right.
![CSWKQP4UcAA8-PO[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/bomx0DG.jpg "CSWKQP4UcAA8-PO[1].jpg")
>Bear
>Creature - Fish
howling
>>46030691
Getting past all the stupid cards and silly names, this one is legitimately very impressive. If it's not formatted well enough to actually work in a game, it certainly is close.
![CRYRiFNU8AIyIyn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KaeUqza.jpg "CRYRiFNU8AIyIyn[1].jpg")
DUH DUNNN
reverse vampiric tutor?! I'm down
Fucking wizards.
You never know when your birds are going to attack you.
>>46030707
Sounds like a beginning of a joke.
post art
>>46030553
>enters the battelfield
i think so
Really now?
>>46030767
combos with Quicken
Yeah, I just wanted to touch the top card of your library
Guys, my M:tG lore is a bit rusty. Is Teom the god of racism, or specifically goblin hating?
>>46030698
The machines have discovered Licids. We're fucked
![COFM3YAUAAAW9xS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/K9J0isS.jpg "COFM3YAUAAAW9xS[1].jpg")
Love this
off-color cards with an alternate cost of exiling an on-color card
>>46030535
With things that have/give flash, very. At least it's legendary.
uh oh!
>>46030787
Judging by the card he is a goblin supporter. Goblins sacc themselves all the time.
>>46030520
That card. You know. That one. In your hand.
>Dude, are you sure ?
>> Yeah yeah, that is what the card say
>why the fuk u lyin'
![CJ-hWztUYAE5asG[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/8Xffb36.jpg "CJ-hWztUYAE5asG[1].jpg")
The card that XB Constellation deserves
>>46030799
Yeah this is definently one of my favorites too. A green equivalent of Force of Will is a great idea, and the off color mana cost makes it even cooler.
>>46030859
I think Aztecs or Maya did something like this.
>>46030783
>I just wanted all of you to touch the top card of my library
FTFY
>>46030848
>Creature - Human Rogue
Sounds racist to me
>>46030859
lol'ing so hard I have tears in my eyes
Now that's just mean. Stop kicking that poor token.
>>46030849
That's actually a pretty good pic, man.
There is also Markov the Gathering which(who?) creates new rules based on the rules of MTG.
It gives thing like : "800.4k. In a Commander game, a player is not mandatory, even if he or she may also be used to determine which emperor goes first."
>>46030978
THEY
WUZ
KICKZ
AND
SHEEEEIT
>>46030783
>>46030910
The other players get to see your top card, which is a clear negative. Could make for an interesting mechanic, in a more appropriate color and balancing.
>>46030799
This card would legit be fucking amazing. It would get run in almost every zoo or stompy deck period. Free giant growth that draws a card? Fuck yeah!
>>46030707
the perfect ETB trigger.
This is a fantastic thread.
>Name
>Type
>Colour
10/10
Blue power creep peaks.
>>46032893
Holy shit, that is a wonderfully themed series of concepts.
>>46030350
Good for triggers?
Also, reminds me of pic related.
>>46030553
Also, synergy with bouncelands.
>>46030717
Would run with retrace.
>>46030777
You're not wrong.
>>46030707
It certainly does
>>46032893
I think this card has made the most sense so far.
Fucking dying reading this thread
I really want to make a cube out of the more playable of these cards.
How many are there so far?
>>46033863
>How many are there so far?
There's easily over 300. @roborosewater alone has around 280.
>>46030604
high level permanents almost made it into futuresight, actually
>>46031287
>The other players get to see your top card
No they don't, the card is never revealed. They just have to pick up and place back your top card without looking at it.
>>46030895
the Storm is real
>>46030385
They get a creature and tuck their whole hand? If it was one mana less
>>46034015
You also get to keep the rest of their hand.
>>46034015
It can also be used to put a creature in your own hand into play.
>>46034031
Oh wait, if it's a noncreature, you don't even have to tuck your hand.
4 mana omniscience.
>>46030484
Holy fuck balls, that with an elf deck would be insane.
>First turn, Forest, Lanny.
>Second turn, Fuck your land, Lanny taps for another mana elf.
>>46033923
Hmm..and I'm guessing that maybe 50 of those actually function?
>>46030711
>I'm gonna scry your deck.
>Okay, I'm gonna play this instant as soon as you're done, force this dumb ass aura I don't give a shit about to the bottom, and reshuffle.
>Okay, name the card that your next instant requires to exile it.
>Fuck you, Mike.
>>46030777
It literally doesn't. Quicken only works on sorceries, this card is an instant.if you meant 'you can cast your next sorcery as if it were an instant means I can cast ~ as if it were an instant too, that also doesn't work. Same reason you can't play cards sorceries at instant speed if your opponent has Teferi on board, even if you have a Hypersonic Dragon
>yfw Wizards starts stealing some ideas from roborosewater
>>46033863
There are several different MtG card generating RNNs at the moment.
They're owners are (mostly) showing off their better cards, but the generating tons of them.
If you're interested in bulk, someone posted software and instructions for it somewhere?But it will take quite a while for you RNN to have learned enough to make decent cards.
>>46033863
https://www.flickr.com/photos/kestrana/albums/72157662486173104
These cards have been tweaked and renamed but it is a RoboRosewater cube.
>>46034945
There's some pretty cute stuff there like this thing.
>>46035135
Or this hilariously out of color thing.
What, no Tromple?
>>46035157
That would be fitting if it splashed black.
>>46034945
I think Roborosewater loses something when you alter the non-sensical/accidental flavour and weird names.
>>46034945
Fuck, these are amazing.
>>46035308
It does a little, yeah. But the problem is that if you're building a cube that you want to be even halfway functional and fun you do have to push the cards a little bit into line.
>>46034945
That Ambusher Goblin seems like a good idea for red color pie territory. Blinking opponent's creatures.
Would play.
>>46034945
Boros finally gets a good card.
>>46035556Please don't say stuff like that. It makes me want to quit magic forever.
>>46035556
>enters tapped
>forces me to run artifacts to cheat stuff into play
Jank, would rather just cast more Boros Charms. Not enough support for Boros Artifacts to make it work (implying Boros Equipment is ever going to be a deck anywhere).
>>46030777
If Tark's Flowstork was ever introduced, a Flowstork-Quicken deck would top8 the next pro tour.
Trips confirm it.
I'd run itI'm the kind of guy who plays an Elf-Treefolk deck in commander.
>>46032919
>Unattacked
How
>>46034137
>Hmm..and I'm guessing that maybe 50 of those actually function?
I'd guess most are technically functionable. Not necessarily balanced, or playable, but most could technically function within the rules of MTG.
>>46036040
Meant to link to >>46032893
>>46032570
Holy shit it seems like it would trigger Land ETB effects twice. Amazing.
>>46034945
This would be a 5$ mythic if printed but I love it anyway.
>>46036112
Fair enough. I think it might be better to pick the more interesting ones and stick some commons in to fill space and add potential combos.
>>46036278
I like it. It's a really neat variation of the attack taxing cards that white loves
Hot off the presses.
>>46036743
Easily the best card, and not just because of the name.
>>46036743
I think it'd be perfect if it was mono-green
>>46036769
>Not Simic
You had one Job!
Fucking Abe...
>>46037071
that's actually in-flavor
hilariously enough.
>>46037581
I don't know why, but I like it
>>46030792
If Chandra had just charged the goddamn Nibhary like it told her to, none of this would have happened.
>>46036100
>>46032919
maze of ith and the rute is complete bullshit, would play in legacy/10
>>46030593
What does Hherp 2 do...?
>>46039061
I'd totally make this my EDH deck.
>>46039875
>(you may cast this card from your hand twice)
Can't stop laughing. Send help.
Do any of these neural networks have the concept of rarity?
>>46040307
They've just barely started making cards that are actually reasonable for their cost
so this is an ai at work?
>>46040439
It's a neural network, which is a little different to what people normally think of when you mention ai.
>>46040477
so it works through association, like the human brain?
![large[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vBV1X6p.jpg "large[1].jpg")
A little bit of cute fan art
I just like the name of this one
I'd love to see two people try and play a game just with decks made out of these cards.
This seems like a really neat tax effect
>>46040550
it does work though association, but it's only like the human brain if you want to be very generous
This looks like a pain in the ass for any deck that wants to attack you
This... reminds me of a Hearthstone card
>Blast Shark
>>46040994
Whoops
>>46041027
But what's X?
>>46030520
Well im glad I can cast it. I hope fuse becomes an evergreen keyword.
>>46041111
You know
X.
>>46035186
>black
You mean white
White is the one that destroys big creatures
Black destroys small creatures
>>46035484
>Sarkhan.jpeg
>>46040968
>Human Advisor
I imagine a high ranking politician infested with doubtful parasites.
>>46040929
More like crazy combo with Zombie Infestation.
>>46040744
>that keyword
what the FUCK am I reading
I'm so sick and it hurts when I laugh but I can't look away
Drafting this would be one hell of an experience.
If we clean up this text a bit it'd be pretty nifty to be honest famitauriar
>Famitaurair Cub - W
>Creature - Horror
>Flying
>When ~ enters the battlefield, return target creature card with converted mana cost 6 or less from your graveyard to hand, then discard a card at random. Exile ~ if it was cast from your graveyard.
>Any player may cast this card from your graveyard.
>1/1
I love symmetrical effects including "any player may use this ability" stuff
>>46041649
Horshers.
>>46041968
Actually, that's probably more of a Spirit type than Horror
>>46039061
That's actually fucking cool
>>46041649
>He hasn't played an elf with horshers with hherp 2 after sacrificing every player only to be undone because it's got no protection from crimm
>Butter Bandit
>>46042074
Why does this card make sense?
>>46041111
A miserable pile of secrets
>>46042144
It's fairly limited playable common fodder, and entirely reasonable at that.
I absolutely refuse to believe it was made by a neural network.
>>46042144
For what it's worth, I think they cleaned up most of the cards on the cube linked here: >>46034945
I'm almost positive that the original version of this card, for example, made the owner sacrifice a permanent in both of the abilities.
>>46042244
Oh and here's another example of the cube version
>>46042279
...and the original
>>46042279
>>46042300
Why didn't they leave it as R/B? Red is a Spell Color. Black is a Graveyard color.
It was already fine aside from lacking art.
>>46042300
Why the colour change is what I'd like to know. It's a bit out of colour but not by all that much.
>>46030978
Next level Doran tech.
>>46042437
>>46042447
Caring about spells is more UR, see pic related. BR would care more about creatures, see Morgue Burst.
>>46030787
Just wanted to say that I love this card
>>46037071
And this is pretty neat too
![204[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/FGRx4V0.jpg "204[1].jpg")
>>46042511
>see pic related
fuck
>>46042511
I hate generalizations like that
Red black has lots of instant and sorcery matters effects
>>46042511
This >>46042581
Just because U/R has more effects like that, doesn't make it a mistake in need of fixing.
>>46042581
Like what?
>>46042633
Color combo a has more of a certain effect than color combo b, therefore it's bad design for color combo b to have that effect
It's limiting in a bad way
Are we just never ever gonna see another red black instants and sorceries matter effect because spell heart chimera is red blue?
>>46042244
That card would totally get played in modern death and taxes. Vial that fucker in to block something and get a free permanent exile of your opponent's stuff.
>>46042633
Deathrite Shaman and Sins of the Past both care about spells in the Graveyard specifically. There are plenty of other Black cards that aren't as picky though.
>>46030482
>target artifact creature and 2 leaves the battlefield
>>46030545
>Shuffling then exiling
>it's goddamn in the rules, do it faggot.
>>46030902
>green equivalent of Force of Will
Ummmmmmmm.
>>46042581
Monoblack umezawa, charm breaker Devils, past in flames
>>46043076
Damn that is truly awful
>>46036769
gitrog confirmed selesnya colors
>>46042677
>>46042760
>>46043098
I don't know much about Magic's color pie theory, but I don't think you're allowed to just pick and choose your favorite attributes from each color and mash them together any which way. Each two-color and three-color combination has a defined set of abilities separate from the individual colors.
Like, mono black has some good card draw and mono white has some good flyers. I don't think you're allowed to mash up those two into a WB angel which cantrips. WB is the domain of life drain, tokens, sacrifice, protection, and exile. I can't recall any WB cards which straight-up draw cards.
>>46042447
Maybe they wanted more UR cards or something?
You have to admit, while it COULD fit BR, it fits wonderfully into UR, and they might have had a larger number of BR than UR and wanted some more UR for the cube or something.
>>46030845
Great way to have your opponent throw their deck into a pond
>>46043304
>I don't think you're allowed to mash up those two into a WB angel which cantrips.
You need to read more cards, ETB draw X, lose X life is very Black.
>>46030859
>but none of your lands have trandor
>>46043114
Alliances was a weird set, man.
>>46043304
It's not that they couldn't do it with WB, it's that they usually want to be doing other stuff with WB in their limited mulitcolored slots (in anything but a heavy multicolored set) combined with UG and UB usually eating the Draw Cards first
And even in the heavy multicolor sets the colors are usually set up as some sort of faction of some sort, which pushes them to support THAT instead of general stuff.
And black doesn't get straight up card draw - it's always at a price. Life, permanents, other people's suffering, Black does not get straight out 'draw a card'
>>46043304
You mean like Conjurer's Ban or Triad of Fates?
The only thing a multi-color card has to do over a mono-colored one is have an aspect of each, and even that has exceptions.
>>46043114
>>46043400
It did, however, have proto-madness!
>>46043371
I already acknowledged that mono black (and more specifically, UB) has good card, see the first sentence of my second paragraph. What I'm saying is that you can't take any attribute that one color has and put it into any two-color combination (in this case, WB).
I did a quick Gatherer search and found 2 WB cards which feature card draw: Conjurer's Ban and Triad of Fates. The first is a cantrip, which I believe Maro said every color gets, and the second has card draw as a downside because you're supposed to use it on your opponent's creatures.
>>46042447
To be fair they might also have changed the color to help settle the cube's color balance.
>>46042064
My sides have transcended the mortal realm
>Static Dwarf
>it's a fox samurai
Apparently being a manlet makes you so mad you can smash artifacts and enchantments in the MTG universe
>>46037948
I like it because you want to put hound counters on other things, but you HAVE to waste the effort on the card itself.
>>46043665
>Apparently being a manlet makes you so mad you can smash artifacts and enchantments in the MTG universe
and that is your ONLY option, you are too angry to consider anything else.
>>46040841
Would run in a Daretti deck.
>>46043680
It's not a wasted effort. Unless you have something else that cares about hound counters or counters in general, the counter removal does nothing - nothing about the counters is actually necessary
The text on this feels like it was copypasted from some schizophrenic's diary.
>>46030655
Humility.
holy fuck this thread is killing me
>>46043439
>The second has Card draw as a Downside
Unless you use it in the very Black way of sacrificing your own creatures. Really there are a lot of ways yo use that card, and that just disproves your point further.
>>46043787
Tlad has great synergy for those horshers players, maybe even splash some crimm
>>46044002
Can't flim flam the crimm cramm
Fuck I'm sitting here at work giggling like a little bitch at this thread. This is best thread I've seen in years
>>46030350
I tried to fix up the wording a little bit, and dropped flying
wat
>>46030451
Better than grizzly bears.
Fuckin power creep
>>46044772
>Artifact creatures with flying
>Target opponent hards, exile them
fuck that's op
I know, right?
>>46030548
>Paloki, Rarn of Dorrangerers
>Goblin Angel
A legend was born this day.
These cards make me laugh and I think I know why. We are used to and trained to look at a magic card, analyze it, and understand the clear effects of the card. When I see something like >>46040744 where there is no logical sense anywhere in the card my brain just short-circuits a response into laughter.
>>46044893
Hardens probably.
>>46030666
Go away Satan Rosewater. We want these cards to be in a future set.
>>46037071
amazingly in flavor for a goblin card.
its a 2/2 that comes back if you have 2 cards to discard.
its like squee, goblin nabob's kid.
>>46040968
This... is actually a more modern-balanced take on Symbiotic Elf.
I'd run it. Mostly because I've been trying to get a GW token resilience EDH deck off the ground for years. ("Haha! You thought you destroyed my underpowered creature, but you really just gave me a bunch of 1/1s...! Why are you laughing? The spirit of EDH promised me this could be a thing.")
>>46030482
does it being shaman shaman means that bonuses towards shamen are doubled?
>>46041111
Equal to the... um... mana they're able to produce?
>>46039061
>Wizards: No sense of right and wrong
>>46044002
>maybe even splash some crimm
Omg
I wonder how crimm feels like
>>46045723
In an Un-set I could see things that count shamans/wizards/clerics/druids/etc. rule that a "goblin shaman shaman" is counted twice.
>>46040744
>Attempt to unscramble:
Horshers [Horseshit][Horseshoes] (Whenever a creature you played from your hand is put into a graveyard, this card deals 6 damage to target creature or player. Only activate this ability if that creature could block any number of creatures in play that share a color with any mana you could produce for each artifact in play.
This means that in a game with 3 artifacts in play, the buried creature should be able to block 3 creatures from an opponent that share color(s) with your deck in order to deliver the damage.
In a green blue deck with a sideboard heavy with artifact destruction this card would be OP.
>>46030385
Thats actually really cool
>>46042760
casting/exiling things from the graveyard is distinctly different from caring about how much of something is in the graveyard.
>>46043098
See above; Umezawa casts a spell from the graveyard, which is in black's color pie, but that's a different effect than what's being discussed. Past in Flames and Charmbreaker devils aren't relevant to the discussion because Red being appropriate isn't being argued.
Essentially, it's similar to Lhurgoyf effects, and precedent shows that the effect should be U/R; Cognivore cares about instants and is blue, Magnivore cares about Sorceries and is Red. Spellheart Chimera provides further precedent.
>>46030859
>when you pay all the costs of the ability but then figure out that no lands on the battlefield are trandor
>>46030978
Could see this spell working with some cards that switch attack with toughness.
Also last line works as flava text.
>she or she can't be regenerated
>>46046041
There are plenty of black cards that care how much of something is in the graveyard. It just usually isn't spells specifically. That aspect comes from the Red portion of the card.
The little creature that could
>>46043787
The real versatility of this card comes from the fact that you MAY tlad one of them
>>46046155
wizards finally embracing their demographicREE NO GIRLS ALLOWED
These threads are awesome.
They explore so many different design routes which might never have otherwise been traveled.
>>46041971
>>46042064
hardest ive laughed in a month. These usually aren't very funny to me but 'Horshers' had me paralyzed with laughter for a few minutes
>>46046173
Typically, WotC splits instants and sorceries between blue and red; Blue gets effects that care about Instants, Red gets effects that care about Sorceries. They aren't always consistent with this, as it's frequently easier to just lump them together, but they do it frequently enough that it's worth taking into consideration.
I'm not arguing that it's completely off-color for Black, I'm arguing that the specific focus on card types typically associated with Blue and Red makes U/R a better fit than B/R.
>>46046224
nonbo with cards that can't
cards that just can't anymore
>>46030350
And I thought my life was bad.
>>46046271
You just made me realize that Little Girl is a white girl who can't even. I find this extremely entertaining.
Top quality
>>46046297
also this
>>46046267
It might make a better fit, but it's a very small change, which is why I don't think it was necessary.
Altering the cards for play should be reserved to blatant color pie breaks and fixing rules text to function correctly.
With a little tweaking this could be an excellent limited utility
>>46046133
I don't think any cards have a static effect that switches them - though I'm probably wrong, there sure are a ton of cards - because any instants that do it wouldn't work. I think it's more notable and usable for getting a lot of etb and dies triggers. Stuff like Blood Artist would love it for instance.
