Which chapter/legion is the most australian?
>>45976847
The Emperor's Crocodiles.
Death Guard
>Thrive in horrible environment
>Ugly fuckers
>Ooze slime
>I always imagined Death Guard would be shitposters
>>45976847
wft does that even mean?
>>45976978
the worst shitposters
so yeah, what he says >>45976972
>>45976972
I forgot to mention
>No taste in anything
>Probably don't even have a sense of taste
>>45976972
best argument so far.
>>45976972
They don't even like their pledged Chaos god. Do other societies in the warp even allow them onto their habitats? The only traitors they can hang around without complaint are the egyptian robots, and thats because they're egyptian robots.
>>45976972
>Australians
>Ugly
pick only one
>>45976847
Let's examine Strayans
>death world
>blood thirsty
>right sick cunts
Blood Angels? Their world is basically a radioactive wasteland.
>>45976955
>Underrated post.
>>45977257
Pick both
>>45977295
Australians are blood thristy? I thought those were 'muricans
>>45976847
I hear the Flesh Tearers come from a land down under, where beer does flow and men chunder.
>>45976972
>>45976847
>>45976847
The Emus Eternal
>>45977315
aussie girls are actually pretty damn hot.
>>45976847
I'd say carcharodons.
>>45979148
Carcharodons are Kiwis.
>>45979181
>tyberos leads the haka
>but does it in silence
>>45979148
Too bad Space Marines are all males
>>45977813
>iShit
>>45979247
If he tried to yell his fucking jaw would come off.
That said, they'd also have to do the Haka after the battle or on their ships, because their tactics actually rely on a decent amount of stealth.
>>45979748
what expression is that dog making?
>>45976847
None, Australia is Orks.
>>45977327
Nah aussies are bloodthirsty, we just don't have guns, so we punch everyone
>>45980005
Just ask the abbos
>there will never be a chapter whose captains include Paul Hogan, Swagman and Steve Erwin
>>45979810
Imagine you're a taliban insurgent firing at a glorious american tank. Its pretty far off but you've been told your Ak-47 clone has been blessed by allah and can not only hit that tank at distance but also penetrate its armor. After some time you hear a Ping! And you think you hit, you've defeated the steel beast! Then you see the turret turn towards your direction and see the shell launch. You have half a second to recognize it fired and even see the shell coming at you.
WELL THEN.
That is the express that face represents.
>>45976847
>That is no knife, Heretic!
>THIS is a knife!
>>45980005
We have plenty of guns. We just don't wave them around.
>>45980005
I have guns
Just don't want to be associated with the arse-cancer that is 40k
>>45980129
>>45980201
You guys have "guns" and only a few of them. Its also a lot more expensive to own one than most countries and you're one of three that actually legally lets law enforcement enter your home unwarranted whenever they feel like to ensure you have your guns properly stowed. You can also have the gun taken away for relatively minor reasons which more often than not preclude you from owning or acquiring more guns. You're almost as bad as california.
>>45979943
>Makeshift contraptions that are "mostly" harmless.
>Mad Max is actually an austrialian thing.
>Even women are psychotically violent.
>We replaced our PM 5 times in the last 5 years, much in the same way a warboss is replaced.
>Our version of a pick up line is "show us yer tits, luv!"
>Barely recognizable spoken english, that even other aussies have trouble understanding.
>everything trying to kill you, one way or another. Even plants are trying to kill you.
>So backwater, that it takes months for the newest dvd release.
>Consider ourselves the pinnicale of civilization.
Australia confirmed for being either orks, or fucking catachans.
>>45980065
I'm pretty sure there is a gif of exactly this, except replace AK with RPG
So who are the gurkhas?
>>45980082
Power knoife
>>45980310
Aussie Warband when. Or are the speedfreeks already that?
>>45980319
Whoever the most overhyped overrated is i guess.
>>45980370
>he hasn't seen them go choppy chop in close combat.
m8
>>45980310
The difference between Cockney and Aussie isn't all that great, when you think of it. Do your best cockney Ork impression, then try and change it to aussie Ork.
It's really not that big a change.
"I'll throw anotha WAAAAAAAAGH on the Bah-bie!"
>>45980310
I'd add to that
>Barely recognizable things of what could be called food. Examples including seafood, sausage rolls, and whatever the fuck is in meat pies.
>Animals and shit that other continents don't even fucking have. Example would be that the platypus, when stuffed and brought back to england, was at first considered to be a hoax.
>>45980319
Definitely not the Tau.
>>45980336
>he's never seen drunk and/or high college age speed freaks intermingling with average citizens letting off steam
>he's never seen the pseudo-cavalcade that can cause rain in area due to kicked up dust
>he doesn't know deaths are expected and are considered a sign of a good time with ya m8's
>he hasn't seen it break up with lawyers and the like redonning their suits to make it back before lunch break is over
>he hasn't seen the wake of raped and/or pillaged towns that simply rebuilding in hours
Yet a cunt m8.
>>45980393
Same for spetsnaz and a few others that do crazy shit. Its massively overhyped nepabooery just becaue they did some shit some time some place.
>>45980310
>everything trying to kill you, one way or another. Even plants are trying to kill you.
fuck this meme. Its just wimpy cunts afraid of spiders
all the scary shit is chill. or could be removed
>snakes just dont fuck with them
>spiders pay attention dont walk into them
>crocs allow hunting they'd be extinct fast
>sharks meh
>jellyfish actually no defence
>plants just stay out of queensland
bears tigers lions and diseases are more scary. I say this as aussie
>>45980430
Yer*
>>45980447
the gurkhas are good because its literally the best job in nepal. Imagine the best job in your country was soldiering for some other country. Perfect athletes with a no quit attitude. Not dropouts or fuckups or people with nothing better to do.
>>45976847
I'm pretty sure there's a homebrew Chapter that's literally Strayans.
>>45980463
Canadian here. Bears are fucking nothing. Spiders are sneaky and unobtrusive. Nobody ever put their boot on and accidentally got their toe btten by a bear.
The first bear I ever saw ran like fuck when my brother revved his ATV motor.
>>45980656
I saw the revenant. Bears be scary man. Was it a black bear or brown?
See I think australia scares people because you have to pay attention a little.
On TV I saw some british archeologist stick his hand into a hole under an old building once, and I thought what a fucking madman do you want to get bit. But then I realised the scariest thing in britain is the taxman. Here you would at least have a good look first.
US has scorpions that actually hang out in shoes. No one freaks out.
Australia isn't scary. Spiders aren't that big a deal, if its poisonous kill it.
>>45980835
>Bears be scary man
bears can be scary, but it's a similar situation in that they're only scary if you're a complete fucking tard and start messing with cubs or some shit
>>45980835
Our spiders hang in our shoes too mate. And our gloves, cars, toilets, pockets, etc.
>>45977257
>impliying that Anglos as a whole aren't ugly
>>45976972
>we got a nasty case of Cane beetle rot
>Well better pray to the Cane god then to get rid of it
>>45981005
>couldn't deal with the bants
>>45980900
Ok bears are chill. I saw on TV a mountain lion killed a jogger once. Are mountain lions chill?
>>45980987
How many spiders have you actually found in your shoes? I have found none, ever. Do you leave your shoes outside or what? Is your toilet an outhouse full of red backs? I've had a snake in my house but so what I have a net.
The worst thing about australia is mozzies.
>>45976847
Flesh tearers. They literally have dinosaurs on their home world. Also that Australian animal expert in Jurassic park.
>>45976847
in terms of legion recruitment, the word bearers would be partly aussie
>>45981103
Mountain lions are assholes, but they're rare enough. I've only seen one when travelling the country and it thankfully left me alone.
>>45981134
There you go your continent is scarier than mine.
>>45980608
Yeah yeah
>muh sacred rusty leaf spring knife
>knife so big people so small its a sword
>shorties can be kewl too guise
>muh asian disuhpren
Garbage pickup day was yesterday, you're late.
>>45981103
Fuck off back to melbourne you leb cunt.
I have found spiders in my gumboots, I did have an outhouse full of redbacks next to the duck and chook pen. I've nearly been bitten by snakes and i've killed a few with a short handled spade. I have been stalked by dingos and chased by pissed off goannas.
>>45980835
This anon has it right. The price of living in Australia is constant vigilance which is something you learn very quickly, and therefore you don't notice it. Outsiders (such as my American wife) have to learn it, and it does freak them out.
>>45981275
what a burger thing to say.
>>45981310
they're both me. If you leave your gumboots outside you obviously have to checkem. If you have an outhouse of course it will be infested with redbacks. But this is obvious. And not at all scary.
I've only seen a goanna once and it was chill. I've only seen chill snakes.
Never met any dingoes
I guess such vigilance really is scary to people from overseas.
>>45981170
iunno, it's like any big animal. Keep your distance and don't piss 'em off. I'm more scared of getting kicked by a horse or cow since you'll probably spend more time around them than any cougars.
Nothing you can do about the "australia is a deathworld" memes, though.
>>45981386
>can't handle bantz the post.
>>45981432
Yeah guess not. It seems if you live in a deathworld it doesn't seem like a deathworld.
so i used to live in florida
there were spiders and scoprions in my house all the time. i guess we didn't have crocodiles but alligators are kind of like crocodiles except really docile and never attack anyone. we had them in these ponds in our neighbourhood, sometimes they'd walk around and nobody really cared because they were just alligators
is that kind of like australia?
there were snakes and lizards in and around the house all the time but they never attack you either
am i cool yet
>>45981441
>It was just banter
>>45981524
yep, none of this shit attacks you unless you are a retard. I have screens to not be eaten alive by mosquitos, your house is more infested than mine.
>>45981531
It was. you made a comment I criticize it in a way that lets you criticize it further. All you did was go for low hanging fruit that a conversation can't be further built on.
Its like a game of catch and you just sort limp wristed the ball into the stands.
>>45981578
we had screens i literally have no idea where all the fucking arachnids keep getting in from
not too many mosquitos inside though, at least it feels that way after spending your day outside
>>45981524
Used to visit grandma in florida all the time. Parents hated it cause i was 5 and didn't understand danger so they'd occasionally lose sight of me then 5 seconds later hear me cackling like a maniac riding a gator who didn't seem to give a shit. Hell gators in florida are probably like half the deer of minnesota and just don't give a shit about people cause they're used to it.
>>45981623
hmm I'm not sure if I'd recommend actually touching them
we would hang out pretty close by but I don't know if they'd all take that kindly to someone trying to ride them
>>45981524
alligators are the coolest
florida sucks tho, too many mosquitoes
>>45981605
You just need geckos the most bro creature there is. They seem to kill all the undesirables in my house.
>>45981652
Aussie checking in here, I actually like the dumb 'Australia is a deathworld' meme because it means we can just feed lies to foreigners and they fucking believe it.
Besides everyone knows its the plants you have to watch out for up here in Queensland. Spider? Probably harmless. I find more cane toads in my shoes than spiders. Stinging Tree on the other hand? You are fucked and will probably remain so for some time.
>>45981641
I wouldn't either i was just a stupid kid. My point is they're pretty docile. Its like you'd have to put your hand near their mouth and wave it just to get bit, at least outside of the water that is.
>>45976847
Night Lords. Australia, as everyone knows, is entirely populated by criminals.
>>45981750
evidently there's some weird bush plant thing up here in BC that has this poison in its large, cylindrical stalks that fuck your nerves up or something and it hurts ridiculously bad for a long time with no cure. some kids would go blind because they tried to use the stalks as a telescope or something and the stuff dripped into their eye
>>45981807
Okay wait what? I live in Vancouver, go hiking all the time, and I've never heard of this.
>>45981673
>Needing bondage to have sex with an alligator
Florida is full of fucking casuals I swear...
>>45981750
I find it hard to believe in the internet age people will still fall for the dropbear gag.
>>45981785
Hmm good point but those guys can't handle sunshine.
>>45981807
Wouldn't know anything about that but the Gympie Gympie tree has leaves covered in little hollow tubes filled with a sort of neurotoxin. It hurts pretty bad and can last for days or weeks.
>>45981900
Not drop-bears, I mean the 'hurr you're Australian omg you must be so hardcore' stuff.
>>45981870
He could at least take it out for a swim and meet people
>>45981922
isnt the gympie gympie that tree that is completely fucked because it can cause painf or longer than a week? i think there's reported incidents of it lasting years on people.
There's also an account of WW1 or 2 soldier's training in QLD bush to get used ot ahrsh environments. some guy used the plant as toilet paper and commit suicide from pain.
>>45976847
>penal legion
>>45980463
>>45980403
Colloquial terms for meat pies include "rat's coffin" and "maggot-bag"
>>45980463
>not mentioning Cassowaries
I lived in North QLD for a bit and you don't mess with those fuckers.
>>45983076
but do they mess with you?
>>45976972
>Drinks poison
It fits
>>45983088
Cassowaries mess with anything that sees them. Its like the elephants foot, you see it you're already dead your heart just hasn't caught up with that fact.
>>45983088
They are hyper-aggro mate. I've seen some whilst going cycling and the trick is to put ya bike between you and them and slowly back away. If they rush ya you drop the bike and hope they trip on it whilst you run screaming.
Space Sharks
>>45981524
Yeah we have a croc in the duck pond and currently have a couple of them chillin on the beach which just means we can't go swimming til some guys move em to a safe distance.
>>45980402
>"I'll throw anotha WAAAAAAAAGH on the Bah-bie!"
I can't stop laughing. Damn it.
And now I picture a marine picking up an orc and tossing it on barbie. yes good
https://i.imgur.com/J42msMm.gifv
>>45981750
>just feed lies to foreigners and they fucking believe it.
Don't just tell them you fool! Are you trying to ruin the national pastime?
Back onto the actual topic.
Melburnians are loyalist Emperor's Children.
> We're the real capital and the best and we have all the culture blahblahblah
Bogans in general are a warband made of the Word Bearers that were shit at their job.
> Mate you worshiping the fucking Corpse Emp, I'll fuck you up you dumb cunt.
Sydney are Blood Angels descendants.
> They seem fine and normal and suddenly massive violence.
Anyone living in the bush are Salamander descendants.
> 'Why do you live here it's literally on fire.' 'Nah mate, it's fine.'
Canberra is the storage pit where all the ultras put their defective recruits.
> 'Do you know how heresy spreads?' 'How?' 'By starship. So let's ban starships!' 'That's stupid. Let me tell you how I'm going to invent new jobs for the serfs.'
>>45984052
>not including Brisbane, the factually best Australian city.
fuk u cunt I bet you're one of those posh southern queers
>>45983723
Don't run that does just make them chase you. The first charge is actually a territory affirmation. They charge and you cower they'll press that charge. You stand your ground you MIGHT not be chased down. Best bet is to avoid eye contact which is what really sets them off. If you do somehow attract their attention face them and SLOWLY back away until you feel you're far enough away to run to safety without them being able to gain on you.
>>45984192
yeah just think of them as really big magpies, looking away from them only encourages them
>>45984184
> Bitching because I didn't do it instead of doing it yourself.
11/10 you're a real internet dipshit.
I've been to Brisbane all of once some 8 years ago. I'm not about to start making things up about the place.
>>45984213
nah nah nah you got it all wrong. You're supposed to say 'I already did Bogans' and we all have a laugh.
>>45984233
Pfffff yeah alright. That's actually funny.
>>45982141
10/10 would hang out with this dude.
Since IIRC the Imperial Palace covers the landmass formerly known as Australia, none of the chapters are as Australian as the Adeptus Custodes.
>>45985661
I thought it was the Himalayas
>>45985661
http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Imperial_Palace
> It spreads across the whole of what used to be the Himalayan Mountains of Old Earth...
>>45981425
> only seen a goanna once
> never seen a dingo
melbourne posters can't be considered real Australians
>>45980310
Catachans are Vietnam-ear US Marines. The fact that there have always been black Catachans since their inception is a direct hallmark to this.
>>45981524
>except really docile and never attack anyone.
Our Cajun neighbor here in SE Texas gave me a very wise piece of advice when it comes to gators.
"Gators aren't aggressive, until suddenly they are."
Gators will sit there and bask in the sun all day, without a care in the world, and leave you be. Suddenly, however, they'll just decide that they're gonna fuck your shit up because fuck you they're a gator and can do whatever they want. For this reason, avoid them at all costs.
Also they kill and eat pets for fun, and just laugh at you when you shoot them with anything smaller than a .45
>>45990305
Most of the big, predatory crocodillians are notorious cunts
Freshwater, looks scary but has the personality of a housecat, yell at it and it'll probably fuck off, corner it, you're gunna lose some skin
His larger cousin the Saltwater (which is a shit name as they live in fresh water happily) will hang around his little spot of wherever the fuck it wants, because its 5m long, its ancestors ate dinosaurs and doesn't give a damn. However, its not so much a creature of habit, but it watches YOUR habits like a 1500kg rape machine.
So if you have a camp by the river and go for a poo in a particular spot, have a tree you like to wee on or are too stupid to go swimming, boat ramp launches, river crossings... etc, etc
He's there, he knows you've going to go there eventually, he will wait for days if necessary and he will end you.
>>45977327
America is a mix of many different chapters
is there a chapter or a legion inspired by Finland?
>>45991186
The White Scars are Mongols, kind of close
It's Sons of Horus.
> Mad Max inspired
> Made up of criminal gangs
> Feral culture which they think is superior and honourable but it really isn't
> Cthonian accent described as 'flat syllables'
> Sea green and gold colours
> Torgaddon was King shitposter
>>45991322
Luna wolves stole my baby!
>>45985661
>Constantine Valdor will stop the assault boats.
>>45985661
its like some of the oldest lore that its the himalayas. i know other anons have already corrected you but i wanted to laugh at you as well
>>45980259
>implying this is bad
>>45991311
>we wuz khans and shit
>>45991322
Best post/argument so far.
> Torgaddon was King shitposter
Pic related.
>https://youtu.be/LL-1Mqww_LU
Just thought I'd leave this here.
>>45992812
>all these deadly animal jokes
>have almost zero chance to actually be hurt by any of them
there is a difference between certain animals technically existing there and the chance to actually be attacked by them. its like people who are afraid of sharks at the beach
Australia compared to almost any jungle in the world looks like a fucking paradise
my back yard is more dangerous and inhospitable than australia
>>45991532
>hating guns
This is one of the worst opinions a person can have.
>>45992812
>shilling for the now Incorporated online meme dictionary
can you not?
>>45993005
>I posted on /k/ for a few weeks and will now engage in verbal combat with anyone who doesn't like guns and attempt to browbeat them into realizing application of force is still a necessary tool
>instead of realizing why guns are and will always be needed and that the only way to convince people that projecting force matters is if they suffer enough at the hands of the powerful and realize they need the ability to apply equal or greater force to defend themselves
>Arguing on 4chan: Or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and let Muslims Remind the World that Power is Both the Means of Conquest and Defense
>>45984184
brisbane is shit and you know it, worse than fucking tassie i swear
>>45991322
how are they mad max inspired?
Other wise bretty good
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>>45992984
>>45993105
>>45993005
>>45993231
Fucking triggered lol
>>45980319
Kroot.
>>45979775
>mfw there's so many readings of a single line in GW writing
People have said he's a zombie, he's Two-Face, and now you're saying he has no mouth, just a lower mandible like some WoW zombie or cartoon.
And here I thought the text meant just that: the skin around his mouth/lower face is gone. Like he took a nose dive off a motorcycle and ground his face on pavement. He still has connecting muscles, a tongue, etc, he just has no lips or skin or flesh on his mouth/lower half of his face.
Even Ortan Cassius is missing half his face.
>>45976955
> Croakuhdoiles
>>45994074
Eat shit lol, where are you from, fucking Adelaide?
>>45980336
All I can think of now is Lebanese-Australian speedfreaks doing fully sick burnouts bro
>>45991322
>Torgaddon was King Shitposter
How so?
>>45980082
>"Such a shame that you came here just to die, space marine."
>"Naw mate, I came here today!"
>>45980402
Hell, if they could make a pirate accented ork good, I don't see why an Australian accent wouldn't work.
>>45981750
Why aren't you erasing those plants from existence?
>>45980463
>Tfw the most scariest wildlife round here is the locals after a decent pub bender
>>45984192
I take it there are very few fat Australians.
>>45981044
Fuck 'em. Got what they earned.
>>45981005
>>46004123
Obesity is actually pretty high here. Just another thing we imported courtesy of american culture
>>45981524
Freshwater crocs can usually be relied on to run if you make loud noises at them, but salties are a bunch of evil cunts. They can sit there doing nothing for days until they finally decide who they want to fucking murder. If they're in your pond, you stay away from that pond.
Snakes and most spiders are only dangerous when fucked with. You just don't stick your hand in random dark crevices (seriously, is that a European thing or just a retard thing?) and be careful when hiking or doing yard work, it's not rocket science.
>>46004123
You'd be surprised. It's a pretty fat country.
>>46003938
I think you meant "naw m8 I cane here yesterday..."
>>45979148
>aussie girls are actually pretty damn hot.
Lies.
I see plenty of them all year long, they range closer to hamplanets than any other definition.
>>46004551
Its a retarded european thing. They don't have shit that will fuck them up if they go poking so they just assume its like that everywhere. Depending on where in the america's you are you can do that as well but plenty of places you gotta check your boots, beds, and dark damp places before fisting it because we got shit that will either kill, cripple, or eat your flesh long after the bite.
>>45981900
As somebody who has a vacation house near a beach resort popular with backpackers, and who spends a fair bit of time there when on holiday, I can confirm that yes, people do still fall for the drop bear gag. It's gotten me laid a couple of times.
>>45994074
At least Brisbane doesn't base its weather off that fucking mountain. Fuck that fucking thing.
Which chapter is the most Canadian?Lamenters
>>45991166
mostly IW though
