>1429
>not wearing a kettle hat
Was your lord too poor to buy you one?
>>45973671
>wearing a kettle hat
>in 1429
No, my lord is too rich. He bought me a sallet and bevor.
>>45973671
A-aye...
>>45974032
Good luck seeing out that thing, friend.
(Why is everyone in the Morgan Bible so fucking smug?)
>>45974573
I would assume that the artists had only met smug people throughout their lives
(probably from staying holed up in their old-timey holier-than-thou money grubbing churches all day every day)
and couldn't even imagine the existence of other faces.
>>45973671
Your kettle at looks like an exited alien
>>45975680 Name checked.And how is it exited?
>>45975680
It's clearly a tentacool.
>>45973671
Black Manta? What are you doing in the 1420s?
>tfw when you see a pleb without a kettle helm
>>45974417
Sallets actually have an incredibly clear field of view due to the visor being placed directly against the face. They're one of the easiest helms to see out of- the others being simple faceplate helms or burgonets.
>>45975994
He's got a kettle cap AND chain mittens, he's basically a boss character.
>>45976111
not to mention, option to flip up visor and have the exact same field of view as a kettle helm.
>>45976128
>kettle helm
>mail mittens, chausses, entire bodysuit
>fucking schynbalds
>baller brown tunic
>badass falchion
looks like we have a patrician on our hands.
>>45973671
>Buying things
Too afraid to plunder?
>>45976670
Begone, filthy moor
>>45973671
> Discussing 1429
> Using image from a book from 1250
Thou art so far behind fashion that the 12 apostles seem up to date
>>45982381
When aren't the 12 apostles in fashion?
When thou art a heretic.
Begone from this thread.
>>45982409
Thou wouldst remember that one of them was a filthy traitor bound for the deepest pits of hell. Therefore, there are but 11 whom are in fashion. the whole 12 were never as such.
>tfw your lord's too poor for metal kettle hats and has to make them out of straw
>>45973671
>Wearing a greasy cooking pot on your head
By allah, why are Franks so stupid?
>>45973671
>Was your lord too poor to buy you one?
You're the one with the 180 year old gear.
>>45976128
Yes he is. Say hello to Goliath.
>>45976111
Really vulnerable to eye stabs though. There's some pretty scary accident videos on youtube.
![Barbuta[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0XnfaSv.jpg "Barbuta[1].jpg")
>>45973671
>1429
>Not wanting to look like "Ye Magneto from the Futureday Codices"
You are poor and irish, probably.
>>45983134
I really want one of those but they are pretty pricey.
>>45984851
Ancient Corinthians called, they want their look back.
>>45984886
Your wife called, she wants the bowl back, kettlepleb. Also, don't be at home at 10.
>>45984920
>kettlepleb
Wrong, I'm a salletlord.
>>45984851
Say that to me face ye little gobshite, not on the blinky wordy box, and see what happens.
Fucking Sasanachs.
>>45984951
I see that I'll smack the few teef you still have off, you wanker.
>>45975672
>old-timey holier-than-thou money grubbing churches all day every day)
how fedoradorable
>>45984978
>Londoners thinking they're hard
Ha! Do ye even raise cattle?
>>45976670
Is that John Boyega?
>>45973671
T-thou, as well...
>>45984843
You know who's even MORE vulnerable to eye/everything-below-the-brow stabs? Kettle Helms.
