My group rescued a Loli Gnome Witch and immediately proclaimed waifu status.
She's not actually a witch, she's a street urchin that stole a wand of wonders and has a magic mouse named Cheeky that casts all the other spells for her.
How do I proceed?
Gangbang
Burn her at the stake for being a witch.
>>45955773
Quite lewd of you sir, she's a gnome! She can't handle that much high impact sexual violence.
>>45955784
Oh, but the warlock gets a pass. Sure.
>>45955714
Now, when you say loli gnome, do you mean a gnome that looks like a loli (because gnome), or a gnome who is actually a loli?
Because one of those is a short stack waifu and the other one is kidnapping
>>45955814
She's 20 years old. Legal short stack.
Have her or the mouse act like a metronome user in Pokémon and pulls out a random semi-relevant spell in the Wizard spell list but it can be at any level so there's a very very very slight chance RNG will bring out a 9th level spell on occasion.
>>45955830
>Legal
Is it legal for gnomes, though? What's their cultural standing/lifespan?
It could be a good reason not to play out things you don't want to.
In any case, watch Ratatouille. But with magic.
>>45955880
I don't think anyone has plans to fuck the loli.
Except maybe the wizard. But he literally took the autism feat so anytime she tries anything it'll be like
"So....*Bats eyelashes*...what kind of spells are we gonna learn today?"
"U...uh....You too."
>shortstack
They are compact cock warmers anon. Do what you must.
>>45955807
wizards, warlocks, and witches are completely different things. Witches are the evil ones that have to be killed on site or else they fuck everything up
>>45955929
Eh, she's more of a Witch in the Harry Potter sense. And not even a real one. Just knows they use magic and tried to convince people she knows magic and dressed up like one.
>>45955963
Too bad, witch needs to get dropped in a river even if she's a fraud
>>45955927
I am starting to get sick of inFace
>>45955978
That I could somehow see the paladin doing.
>>45955903
So that's adorable as fuck
In fact go for it: she tries to hitnon the wizard to learn magic but he just spergs out
>>45955714
So she's a familiar to the mouse? Interesting take!
Like, how small is a loli gnome anyway? Aren't you afraid of stepping on her?
>>45955714
Have her steal their shit and run away well taking watch.
>>45955927
>femdom
>incase sameface
>>45955994
Your Paladin's an evil shit then.
>>45955903
This is adorable and I agree with >>45956087.
>>45955903
What autism feat?
>>45957945
>>45955903
This is the the only possible course of actions. Do what the wise anon told you.
>>45955903
>>45956087
>>45957945
>being a retard is adorable
Life is not one of your weeb fantasies, that's fucking kill yourself tier retardation
>>45958121
>life
Nigga who the fuck here is talking about life? I'm pretty sure this is for a fucking grown-ass manchildren make-believe-but-with-rules get-together.
>>45957945
'Splosion Loli is best character.
>>45958226
Girl of the Year All Years, http://megum.in/
>>45955830
>loli
>shortstack
Those are not the same thing, anon. Shortstacks have tits and ass, lolis are flat and cute.
>>45955807
>She can't handle that much high impact sexual violence.
Somebody has not seen Kuroinu 3.
>>45955714
maid outfit, tailored to size
>>45960199
What actually is a proper term for the "looks like a little girl but is actually grown up" loli?
>>45960862
legal loli
>>45955714
Teach her some actual magic and make her an actual productive member of the party.
>>45960880
That sounds weird to me, because that implies there are illegal lolis. Yeah, I know what it means, but I get a mental image of "illegal lolis" being lolis that are outlawed.
>>45955714
>gain cheeky's trust
>wait until she's asleep and dispose of her to the chagrin of the rest of the party
>take her wand of wonders, and keep cheeky as an adorable magic mouse that can sneak into places and kill some bitches and summon you through small passages or whatever
sounds flawless. give the bitch a dirtnap and keep her tools, she's useless and you'd be better off without the dead weight.
>>45961493
also oppai loli
>>45955714
>Loli Gnome
So she's like a foot high? How big are gnoll children?
>>45955714
Burn your character sheet
Burn your books
Burn down yourDM
Burn down your party
Douse yourself in petrol
Apply a heavy amount of fire
Seriously, your group is a bunch of gaylords
>>45961493
Lolis are outlawed in Britain.
>>45955714
Kill yourself. Make sure to implicate your group.
>>45961633
That's rather a different thing though. Legal lolis have the normal loli look, flat chest and all, but are of legal age for lewds. Oppai lolis are lolis with big tits. And usually oppai loli specifically means actual little girl loli, because a legal loli with big tits is a shortstack.
>>45961693
Only gnome box I had was a flanking gaymerchant called gringot who iI ducking destroyed my throat giving him such an annoying high pitched voice. His sexual harassment and constant cutie nicknaming made him a meme in my group, and scarred one player for life to the point of him trying to murder him if he's ever put in a game.
Soooooo just do that, op
>Gnome
>loli
Can a character be both at same time?
>>45955807
>Quite lewd of you sir, she's a gnome! She can't handle that much high impact sexual violence.
Gnomes get a Constitution bonus, I dunno what the fuck you're on about.
>>45961772
I'm an actual legal loli. Do you know how annoying it is for people to ask you where your parents are, why are you here alone, having trouble reaching the top shelf in most places, etc. is?
Also, this thread is the cutest. >>45955903
Adorable.
>>45956087
Going to have to agree with this post!
