>The Dwarven ambassador rewards you with an enchanted tobacco container for your help in covering-up his recent indiscretions.
>>45850834
What is the enchantment?
>" Perfect. My pipeweed will forever remain sticky and crystallized."
>>45850834
Unless I asked for it it better be a bitching enchantment or be full of money.
>>45850867
>Accepting jobs without agreeing on payment details beforehand
Shiggity Diggity
I finally have the last component I needed, now it is only a matter of time before the world is mine! He did give me the activation phrase right? Well it matters not, it would only be a matter of time until I discovered it myself.
>>45850834
I thank him for his kind gift.
I also have it checked to ensure it is not set up to spy or kill me before I use it.
I was happy enough to help to gain that leverage for later use, but I don't want to get targeted as a loose end.
>>45851365
>enchanted tobacco container
>the last component I needed
>it is only a matter of time before the world is mine
What, is your plan to make snuff so dank that it pacifies the whole world?
>>45850834
Ok, where do I get enchanted tobacco?
>>45851620
>snuff
kush, but yes
>>45850834
>tobacco
Is my tobacco container capable of containing almonds, so that I do not need to keep them in my hands while adventuring?
>>45850834
>The sorceress has entombed herself in a giant potion after receiving grievous wounds. She telepathically contacts the party, offering them a drink of the potion, which will massively extend your lifespan, if you just let her continue her evil experiments.
>>45851876
>capable of containing almonds, so that I do not need to keep them in my hands while adventuring?
Yes. It's an efficient means of almond-storage, allowing them to remain activated for longer periods of time.
>>45850834
I blow an airhorn and start screaming MLG 420 BLAZE IT SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY MEMES MEMES MEMES as I change into a Doritos T-shirt and chugging a suspicious piss-like liquid from a green bottle. The I leap into the air, spin around and headshot the ambassador with a longbow while screaming GET NOSCOOOOOOPED!!!!!!Drugs can't be brought up in the games I play in because the other players would assume the perpetrator is trying to be randumfunny and start shouting things to this effect.
> The container is full of, and never runs out of, skub.
>>45854633
Sounds like my kinda container
>>45854633
>either a source of ultimate good for the world
>or a potential spigot of absolute evil
Which is it, /tg/?
>>45854633
>skub
I refuse the gift, barely stifling my contempt. If he insists, then I take off my glove, strike the ambassador about the face with it, and challenge him to a private duel. The duel is to the first blood, for while his love of skub is dishonorable, I do not bear mortal hatred for him.
>>45854787
This guy gets it
>>45852090
Drop some alchemist's frost into the container.
Then leg it.
