MY
Taint
>>45782556
Throbbing
Itches
For
>>45782556
Triangular
WITH
>>45782556
CUNT
Xeno
PANCAKES!
EMPRAH
cloaca
CHAINSWORD
DELICIOUS
SWORDFISH
Inserted
BANEBLADE
RIGHT
INTO
HERETIC
YER
DONE
>>45782556
Often
>>45782556
BIGGER
CREED
>>45782781
ACTION-PACKED
Cuntdemon
ANYHOW
RIPANDTEAR
DOOMRIDER
GUTS
GLORY
>>45782834
FEATURING
COMISSAR
>>45782894
AND
>>45782556
Flamer
>>45782440
We did.
>>45782479
Perfect.
BOYS
>>45782955
STUPENDOUS
BUTTS
>>45782980
STEAM-POWERED
>>45783052
DANCING
Later
WITH
PRIMARCHS
SLANNESH
PROMINENTLY
ATE
DICKS
AND
OMELETTES
LASER
Will someone write this up?
BAYONETTE
MASTICATION
PURE
BLOOD
GENESEED
SUCKLING
COCKSUCKERS
>>45782556
TERRA
GOLDEN
GOYIM
IMPERATOR
QUACK
"My Taint Thorbbing" Itches for triangular with-cunt-xeno pancakes Emprah!
Cloaca + chainsword = delicious!
Swordfish inserted baneblade right into heretic! Yer done often!
BIGGER CREED! ACTION-PACKED CUNTDEMON!
anyhow.
"Ripandtear, Doomrider,:Guts Glory!" Feturing Commisar and flamer boys stupendous butts!
Stem-powered dancing later with more Primarchs.
Slaanesh prominently ate dicks and omelettes!
"Laser Bayonette Mastication" Pure blood geneseed suckling.
Terra golden Goyim imperator!
(Did we just spawn a list of clickbait articles? Cause I feel that's what happened.)
>>45783359
I want to read like... half of these lines in some movie announcers voice...
>>45783359
This is even better than the ones to Abaddon and the Tau.
we should send one to Magnus
>>45783359
Beautiful.
>>45783423
GREETINGS
>>45783423
LITTLE
SHIT
CYCLOPS
DADDY'S
>>45783481
BLOODY
>>45783481
THROBBING
HOME!
GONE
BITCH
We
HEIL
JUST
DEFENESTRATE
SPESSMUHRINE
YOUUUUU!
FORSAKE
TOURETTES
CARROT
HONOR!
BLUDREHVENS
ATE
REDFACE
>>45783554
FUCK!
Also it suddenly makes sense.
KETCHUP
>>45783359
Sounds like clickbait out of a psyker trying to ward of daemons and Enslavers.
KRIEG
>>45783423
WOLFED!
WOLF
WOLFING
AFFIX
YIFF
NOTLOB
AWOO
ARE
Would the Commissars be fine with this happening? After all we're sending nonsensical messages to enemy's of the Imperium. Would this be cause to get BLAMMED! or would the Commissar be the guy writing it?
HELP
FURRIES
ANEURYSM
>>45783650
Depends on the commissar to be honest.
DIE
>>45783650
UNIMPORTANT
FOREVER
>>45783685
TRUE
Guys we have our chance to hamlet. We can end this now and make a spectacular achievement.
SLEEP
>>45783650
I think the commissars would need a moment to think about all of this, and then threaten to BLAM us when we destroy their sides.
SLEEP
SHIT
YOU
>>45783754
NIGGERS
FLOOR
>>45783754
LEONIDAS
===+++ END TRANSMISSION +++===
>>45783702
>>45783718
>>45783742
>>45783754
>>45783774
>>45783775
>>45783776
>>45783777
Close e-fucking-nough. Where's that guy that said to call him when we did hamlet?
>>45783811
Sleep. Sleep shit on you nigger's floor Leonidas
Truly pottery
>>45783437
Greetings little shit cyclops! Daddy's bloody THROBBING home! Gone bitch, we heil just defenestrate spessmuhrine.
Youuuuuu forsake- torettes CARROT- honor!
Bludrehvens ate redface! FUCK KETCHUP! Krieg wolfed! wolf wolfing affix yiff!
Notlob Awoo are help furries- ANEURYSM!
Die... unimportant forever.... true...
Sleep... sleep SHIT ON YOU NIGGERS FLOOR Leonidas...
>>45783929
I have made myself sad.
>This thread
Whose next?
Well let's see, we sent a letter of unintelligible gibberish to Abbadon, received a slightly more intelligible letter back, broadcast to the Tau (and everyone) that we wanted to rape their blueberries, advertised clickbait articles and movies to various Chaos gods, and wrote a soliloquy addressed to Magus.
Is it time to commit (even further)Heresy and prank-letter the Emperor?
>>45784412
Nah I think we need to confuse more Xenos Orks, Tyranids or Necrons?
>>45784440
OH RIGHT I forgot the Eldar.
>>45784440
Orks would take our garbled message and make meaning out of it somehow, we'd kickstart a Waaaaaagh big enough to ruin the 1000 years of peace we just established with blueberry rape threats.
I'll start.
BOYZ
>>45784458
POINTY
WAAAGH
FLOWERPOT
FEET
SEZ
FETISH
WAAAGH
BLOOD
ON
RISERS
MY
EMPEROR
BOYZ
FIGHTING
DAKKA
BEASTS
>>45784620
>>45784628
>>45784642
>>45784663
>>45784671
>>45784705
My emperor boyz fighting dakka beasts
sounds amazing
>>45784728
HUMANITY
HGAAW
GREATER
FOOL
ENDLESS
GLORY
DAKKA
MANKIND
YOUR
BANE
EMPRAH
So far
this sounds like something a very angry commissar would be shouting over the vox
SQUIGS
BAWKZEZ
BUGGER
>>45785019
TRAITOR
ARSE
>>45785019
Maybe while said commisar was having a stroke and was known for tourettes.
WOULD
DIDDLE
NEVER
>>45785070
That describes 78% of all Commissars.
MY
GROTZ
>>45785031
>>45785031
>>45785043
Bugger traitor arse
a very angry commissar indeed
GRENADES
WAAGH
>>45785080
>>45785099
Can we switch these around?
Explode
BALLZ
DEEP
>>45785141
sure
GORK
with
CREEEEEEEEED
IN
BEHNBLADE
DEPLOY
RUMPROASTED
MORK
TZEENTCH'S
CAPSLOCK
GUARDSMEN
IS
TITAN
Why are we threatening to rape the orkish gods?
thin
FUCKER
MINT
SLAVIC
PENOR
>>45785246
No breaks on the abuse train
ROGAL
PORN
OLD
faithful
VIDEO
>>45785317
BALD
ASCENDING
PIGLIKE
>>45785346
SCROTUM
TEEFY
MANHOOD
kicking
SCROUNGERS
if we don't sign off with "Nuff Dakka" I will be very disappoint.
MEKANIAK
>>45785393
Angus
CORIUM
>>45785393
So make it happen.
NUFF
DAKKAFEXES
>>45785464
FUKKIN
>>45785464
Orangutan
DAKKA
SINCERELY,
SKITARII
DICKS
CAIN
KICKDICK
NUFFDAKKA
>>45785515
Whelp. Pile this fucker together and see what madness we've made
+++END TRANSMISSION+++
>>45785544
I'm leaving it to someone else this time.
>>45782479
Oh, God.
I suspect that maybe the Orks will think this came out of a deeply disturbed Stormboy as they're the rebellious teenage edgelords of Ork society. Or we're going to anger the entire Ork race.
>>45785710
Nah this is probably a standard Ork message.
>>45785581
Anybody working on it?
>>45785710
I fortold we would start a Waagh. We just gave exact orders to start a Waaagh. NuffDakka is code for getting every single ork together in a suicide ploy to bulldoze us and then clean out the warp.
>>45785740
Orks threaten to rape their own gods? No wonder they have a bad codex.
>yfw we're the reason why the Orks suck in this edition
>yfw we brought the wrath of Gork and Mork down
>>45785767
Oh my.
>>45785811
How do Orks rape anything? Gork and Mork probably don't give a damn anyway. They probably sling even worse insults at each other all the time.
>>45785852
>?
They feel pain when kicked in the crotch, but I suspect that's their codex.
>Gork and Mork probably don't give a damn anyway. They probably sling even worse insults at each other all the time.
So the Orks might think this is a message from their Gods?
BOYZ,
POINTY WAAAGH FLOWERPOT FEET SEZ: FETISH WAAAGH BLOOD ON RISERS. MY EMPEROR BOYZ FIGHTING DAKKA BEASTS, HUMANITY HGAAW GREATER! FOOL ENDLESS GLORY DAKKA, MANKIND, YOUR BANE, EMPRAH SQUIGZ BAWKZEZ BUGGER TRAITOR ARSE.
WOULD NEVER DIDDLE MY GROTZ. GRENADES WAAGH Explode BALLZ DEEP GORK with CREEEEEEEEED IN BEHNBLADE! DEPLOY RUMPROASTED MORK -- TZEENTCH'S CAPSLOCK GUARDSMEN IS TITAN thin FUCKER MINT SLAVIC PENOR ROGAL PORN.
OLD faithful VIDEO, BALD ASCENDING PIGLIKE SCROTUM. TEEFY MANHOOD kicking SCROUNGERS MEKANIAK Angus CORIUM NUFF DAKKAFEXES FUKKIN Orangutan DAKKA!
SINCERELY,
SKITARII DICKS CAN KICKDICK NUFFDAKKA
>>45785978
Beautiful.
>WOULD NEVER DIDDLE MY GROTZ
>>45786219
>WAAAGH, WOT WE GONNA DO ON DA BED BOSS?
>BOSS-CHAN DIS NOT BE APPROPRIATE BEE- BEEHAAA- ACTING!
>>45786219
>being a grot diddler
>>45786417
> NOTIS ME SENPIE DEZU
I think we're done boys... and even if we aren't someone make sure we get on the archive holy shit.
Let's send one to the eldar next.
>>45786956
SALUTATIONS
>>45786956
PANSY
>>45786982
sexy
>>45786983
TWINK
FAGGOTS
PIECES
CRYSTAL-SHITTING
DISCO
are
