An Inquisitor has demanded that we put up a new regiment to aid a crusade that is compiled in the area. As loyal citizens of the Imperium we will fulfill this task.
Give me 1d10 for the classification of our new unit.
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>45704620
>>45704728
Well, we are short of good men, so we will send just a militia. Not very impressive, but we can't afford better troops at the moment.
Let's look what kind of people will be the lucky ones that get send to die for the Emperor.
1d100 for our recruitment criterias.
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>45704973
>>45704973
dice+1d100
hope this works
Rolled 46 (1d100)
>>45704973
>>45705022
god damnit
common op don't disappear
>>45705017
And nothing of value was lost. We just take some gangers, put them in a uniform, give them a rusty stubber and hope somebody mistakes them for real soldiers.
This sets our nature of recruitment to punishment, redemption and recycling of human material.
Now something more trivial. On what kind of planet do we live? (1d100)
Rolled 21 (1d100)
>>45705118
>>45705118
>>45705125
A hive world! That is very good. At least we won't have a shortage of scum that we can throw into the meat grinder.
What is the dominant terrain of our planet? (1d100)
Rolled 94 (1d100)
>>45705189
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>45705189
>>45705203
>hive ganger scum from an argi world
Wat
>>45705250
A hive dedicated to growing shit indoors? Gangers could grow illgela substances
>>45705250
Obvously these are the people that DO NOT want to work on the fields
>>45705203
An Agriworld. We are probably the only hive world in the Imperium that can sustain itself.
Lets look what spareparts we can find in our armourys for our crimal farmer militia. (1d100)
Rolled 6 (1d100)
Rolled 12 (1d100)
>>45705303
>>45705315
>>45705303
welp if you count my one we're infantry
FUCK YEAH
AFFIX BAYONETS
>>45705339
Yes we are regular infantry. It would be waste to hand out anything of worth to this guys.
What is their specialisation? (1d10)
Rolled 8 (1d10)
>>45705391
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45705391
>>45705399
Drill and discipline. This is getting confusing. Why are criminal farmers disciplined. Do we have a hobo mafia on our planet?
How loyal are does guys to the Emperor? (1d10)
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>45705464
>>45705118
>>45705189
You know, there's a table on 1d4chan for rolling up Hive Gangers if you want to use that after you're done with the regiment
>>45705464
criminal farmers, eh?
this are unique RP decisions available in this thread
>>45705477
They are undisciplined. While they specialise in discipline. Throne, at least they are loyal to the Emperor, but I can't say the same about their attitude to their officers.
>>45705531
(1d10) for special equipment.
>criminal farmers
guys guys guys
appalachian rumrunners
Good ole' boys
smugglers a' sorts
indentured for not paying the emp's tithe?
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45705556
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>45705556
>>45705566
this i like.
i've never heard of this trope in 40K
>>45705566
Only if they had a space whiskey rebellion
>>45705531
They specialize in discipline because these poor commissars spend all their time trying to whip a rowdy band of undisciplined criminals into shape.
>>45705575
They take war trophies of some sorts from their enemys. Damned hillbillys. Lets hope they won't loot something heretical.
1d100 for our regimental creed.
>>45705602
This is fucking canon now.
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>45705639
Rolled 14 (1d100)
>>45705639
rollan
>>45705662
Dammit, was really hoping for Best of the Best to make it even more contradictory.
>>45705662
They follow some tribal faiths and gang cultures. I will get shot for sending this guys to support the crusade, but whatever.
Lets see if I can mobilise some old contacts to help out those guys. 1d100 for our regiments friends.
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>45705745
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>45705745
administratium get!
Rolled 20 (1d100)
>>45705745
>>45705761
>>45705755
Use the 90!
>>45705784
Second this.
>>45705755
redneck space gangers that are bros with the fly boys
i'm getting a small vietnam vibe now
>>45705755
A the navy. At least I can make sure that they get to the enemy in time and that they will have support from space if possible.
Now what is the enemy our militia will face. (1d100)
Rolled 71 (1d100)
>>45705817
Rolled 89 (1d100)
>>45705817
minor alien pls
Rolled 10 (1d100)
>>45705817
Rolled 8 (1d100)
>>45705817
Rolled 73 (1d100)
>>45705817
>>45705824
Get those demon sumbitches, city boys!
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>45705817
>>45705824
A Daemon Prince?
What are we, some sort of whiskey running hillbilly gangsters that are allied with the navy, banded together to fight Chaos itself?
>>45705824
>tag tag group of hive world scum affixing bayonets against a deamon prince
FUCK THE CHAOS GODS
FOR THE EMPEROR
>>45705824
Farmers against deamons. Well guys goodbye forever.
And thats it. Lets flesh them out.
>>45705874
1d10 for color scheme!
>>45705874
Slaanesh stole their booze and they're determined to get it back.
>>45705874
Alright. Planet has a history of prohibition
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>45705885
>>45705890
that's an easy hook into how a daemon prince got involved
I wonder if these guys are going to get involved somehow?
>>45703706
>>45705885
Where do I find colour tables?
>>45705890
But of course. Only nobility has the right to get wasted.
>>45705915
>>45705935
alright. the guvna started cracking down on illegal runners and had them arrested. These blokes eventually end up making the officers. Thus the entire undisciplined shtick
>>45705479
link to the table?
>>45705891
https://coolors.co/app/fcba04-a50104-590004-250001-f3f3f3
radomized this ten times, and this is what it came up with
>>45705972
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Hua_Yuan
Its at the bottom of the page
>>45705985
*9
>>45705985
thats pretty rad desert/steppe camo colors
>>45705867
We are a Brewery Planet. We grow our own grains and fruits in vast vertical aeroponics, which we use in the brewing and distillation of holy spirits. Can I get a hallelujah?
Unfortunately, Slaanesh got into our facilities, drank half our supply and slept with our sisters. That was OUR booze and those were OUR sexy sisters, which means this is PERSONAL. Lock 'n load, boys. It's huntin' season.
Found this website here planetmaker (dot) wthr (dot) us/#
It might help us create the agri/hive world itself
>>45706078
>Can I get a hallelujah?
PRAISE THE EMPRAH!
speak it brother!
>>45706112
We should roll for it, if anything. Is there a way to randomize it? Like if you refresh, does it give you a new world?
>>45706133
Rolled 6, 5, 8, 2, 10, 2, 5, 9, 2, 3 = 52 (10d10)
>>45706176
Whatever is rolled, automatically put agriworld
>>45706078
Amen
Rolled 3, 3, 1, 8, 8, 2, 7, 1, 9, 8 = 50 (10d10)
>>45706176
rollan
>>45706176
Well most of that stuff should be set up by our previous rolls, but we can roll some stuff up.
thread theme.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD4GbGmvNRc
>>45706009
>>45706249
We have our color scheme down. Are we going to roll for a gang? too much rolling could very easily get out of hand
>>45706213
I like this one
>>45706273
More accurate thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btEpF334Rtc
>>45706213
Our population is extremley orthodox, but their are some small chaos cults. Our planet has no records of war, but is relatively good defended. The Inquisition is pissed for some reason and we have quite low gravity.
>>45706354
>no records of war
Do rebellions count?
>>45706510
Thats just what he rolled up. In order to fluff those dudes out we can ignore some stuff that doesn't fit, so of course there can be rebellions
>>45706510
>>45706559
We could fluff it as the planetary governers went hush-hush about the rebellions, and that's why we have inquisitorial suspicion pointed at us due to a strange lack of records regarding the Space Whiskey Rebellion.
>>45706301
>american hicks in space.
thats pretty starcraft 1
>>45706641
That was trailer trash rednecks in space. Subtle, yet important difference between that and Hicks in space
>>45706697
tell me more.
so what would be the difference?
Its alright as long as they talk like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5cOJwfRQhbA
>>45706727
Well, Hillbillys are your mountainmen. Rural types who live in American Backcountry. The ones who play banjos and live in shacks. Rednecks are the ones who like Nascar and Country music. More a southern stereotype.
HillBillys are also known for their moonshine, and was really active back in the twenties when prohibition was going on
>>45706821
but both love their siblings too much right?
>>45706840
Pretty much. In any small town in kentucky, it'll usually be one whole family. Same for trailer parks. But only one has a history with fighting the government over alcohol
>>45706879
ah. So those are the same guys that are the inspiration for the hills have eyes franchise?
>>45706946
Think Deliverance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uzae_SqbmDE
>>45706989
ah yes.
the movie that introduced me to homosexuality.
>>45706879
>Same for trailer parks
what'd you say bud?
We need a name for these fuckers!
>>45706989
>trooper cletus makes the daemonette squeal like a pig.
>hey Jeb, how many a them sonsabitch daemons you see with yer nockulars?
>err, bout twenny.
>sheiiit.
>>45707110
Slaaneshi rape cultists?
>>45707072
The homeboys of ol' Gondiea
what's the main export?
whisky filtered using the ashes of saints
Gave it a quick sketch
>>45707347
Cotton! Sugar cane! Indigo! Oranges! Banjo Music!
>>45707396
looks good! Someone should color it with>>45705985
>>45707396
Lookin' good.
Do you think they'd even wear armor? Seems like it'd only weigh them down.
>>45707347
Well for that to happen they'd need to have some kind of holy relevance.
Think we should just scrap the hive part and make it an agri-pilgrim world?
>>45707589
>Think we should just scrap the hive part and make it an agri-pilgrim world?
I'm fine with it. It can just have urban farming if we want to keep some of the roll still in there
>>45707210
no, I was talking about the squeal like a pig scene from deliverance
>>45707792
I know, I was trying to throw it out there as an idea
Rolled 8, 4, 3, 9, 7, 4, 6, 3, 10, 1 = 55 (10d10)
>>45706176
>>45707632
Ooh! I got an idea how to replace the "hive ganger" part of the roll!
Every year there's a competition of who can make the best whisky, pie, and other sorts of food. The winners get some big prize or noble status, and everyone starts getting really competitive and hush-hush about what they're making and how for about three months or so before the competition.
>>45708992
Ooops, forgot my picture.
I say we keep it as ganger, but say that there are vast clans that aren't part of the planetary government, and the planets current rulers are keeping hushed up about the wars because they don't want to lose any control in the interests of smoothing out the tithe.
make them little raider bands that harass the agri-workers.
>>45709754
They're militia. I'd have it so that they were first raised to combat the Imperium when they tried to take their booze, and their penalty is turning into a regiment
>>45709064
there's not much meat in that meatbread, friend.
here, let me help you.
