neck exercises are like kegels for horse thieves
Too fast to live, too dumb to die
Today's Oglaf reeks of something my party would have done.
>He never gets pardoned and the village just has to deal with him forever
>>45700260
I'd say he's starve to death but if he casually shrugs off a hanging then I'm not sure if he's immortal or not.
he already died and the necromancer in the party turned him undead to stafe off his own execution
>>45700380
Don't be ridiculous. That's just regular muscle spasms. You sometimes see them on corpses. And the "talking" is just gas escaping the body.
>>45700380
Necromancy, not even once.
>>45700225
>something my party would have done.
Oh for semi-normal PC's
>>45700225
>deadpool.jpg
>>45700225
>allowing CON checks for holding breath
>>45700631
I would bitch about that but he's hanging well above the platform so its not like they dropped him to break his neck.
>>45700225
I like to think that this is the guy they're trying to hang
>>45700731
Deepest lore.
>>45700745
Well, there are a surprising amount of recurring characters.
>>45700745
>>45700731
Presumably they already tried beheading him then
>>45700731
>>45700745
>>45700854
Do you really think that's me under the bag? have you learned nothing?
>>45700836
Isn't rule 1 of breaking-something-and-scattering-the-pieces "always leave the last piece on your own possession, somewhere unassuming like on a ring on on the back of a picture"
>>45700877
CURSE YOU UNNAMED BARD
>>45700623
>not bard.jpg
>>45700877
Following the Oglaf logic this guy is so amazing with escapes,forgery and theft and that the only person who could probably pin him down and have sex with him is that girl with mad sex skills.
>>45700631
>cockring of sustenance
>>45700623
Slut comics just make me miss Ivan. He needs to wake up soon.
>>45700913
>Isn't rule 1 of breaking-something-and-scattering-the-pieces "always leave the last piece on your own possession, somewhere unassuming like on a ring on on the back of a picture"
Or inside an orphan.
>>45700982
I liked him more when he was just having weird torture happen to him
Then he became Kingslut of Virginvillage, he sold out man.
>>45700731
>>45700836
>>45701025
>>45701025
I'm sure he'll be back sooner or later, good as new... or born again virgin
>>45701098
those last two panels could be used for a file name thread
>>45700836
let's see, apart from the roginal cast
>crazy cultist
>vampire doctor
>no-fun girl
>dominatrix femnazi
>the shapeshifters
>the gay barbarian king
>the slutty adventuress
>the ice queen
>the curse spectre
>the god that really hates anal sex
>mistery sex man
>>45701098
>King: So about that labyrinth.
>>45701135
They are already.
>>45701135
They have been
>>45701145
>>crazy cultist
You mean the ones worshipping the god who tortures everyone when they diebut was just going through an emo phase when he wrote that? Or someone else
>>45701135
Been using that shit for years.
>>45701145
You forgot the dwarves.
>>45701218
>>45701226
>>45701230
Oh. neat.please excuse me while I kill myself
>>45701230
Don't forget the Gnome artificers that make everything into a dildo.
>>45701145
>forgetting king blowjob
>>45701344
lel
>>45701344
I want one where instead of a guy coming to ask King Blowjob to pay his debts, it's a girl.
>>45701424
HA!
>>45701179
That is the implied joke, yes.
Thank you for telling everybody. We're all very proud of you. None of us could work it out.
Clap.
>>45701424
There's certain school of philosophy saying that clit is just a really tiny penis.
I wouldn't be surprised if King Blowjob approached the situation from that point of view.
>>45701321
I thought they had exploded.
>>45701321
Those are the dwarves, aren't they.
>>45701484
Short, ill favoured and perverted.
Could be any of the stunties really
>>45701484
Those WERE the dwarves, yes
>>45701424
They already covered that in the alt text for the panel you're referring to.
Baroness Cunnilingus has the job of negotiating with women.
