Play me /tg/
Make a move
e4
d1-e8
checkmate
>>45557379
d2-d4
>>45557637
>>45557381
Honouring first reply
e4 is a meme opening
Rolled 19 (1d20)
>>45557690
I roll to seduce the pawn.
>>45557690
Nf3
>>45557690
>not going for the Sicilian
You're a meme.
Horse F3.
>>45557720
>pawn
>not the queen
Enjoy the rest of your miserable life in poverty, trying to survive the next winter and be forced to say "It is almost Harvesting season" to the next mercenary captain you encounter.
>>45557767
seconding this
>inb4 mirror horse move
Are you playing Chessmaster 2000 or something, OP?
I've never seen this position before
>>45557884
So Bb5 would be a massive surprise then?
Are we playing BB5 a6 4? You could've tried something original, OP, but instead you're going to drag yourself into the most standard shit ever.
>>45557947
How dis make you feel white boi
>>45557947
I've played a lot of unconventional openings lately so it's different for me. Already planned e5 for e4 and Nimzo Indian for D4
>>45558000
Hows this for a shocker:
d3
>>45558014
you berlin faggots make me sick
We're long past the point where he could've used Pavlov's meme, so let's do what Deep Blue here >>45558014 says.
![deep-blue-kasparov[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/X6IBZtn.jpg "deep-blue-kasparov[1].jpg")
>>45558049
I for one welcome our chess computing overlords.
Get the queen out early in the opening
>>45558145
>Turning the board sideways
Cheeky...
>>45558145
My vote's 0-0; reinforce the center
>>45558145
Could you just fucking announce your turns? I hate loading that image over and over again on my shitty tablet. And now it;s fucking rotated too!
>>45558240
This. Call your moves, OP.
>>45558240
Not to bandwagon, but agreed
For everyone who's on the phone, it's Qe7.
>>45557666
god this show was retarded
>>45558240
It's so that no one can impersonate me. I promised my dying mother that I would never tripfag
>>45558346
Announce your fucking moves
This is how you do it, OP.
>>45558346
>still not resized
COME THE FUCK ON
>>45558346
Bh6
>>45558346
g1 K f1 R
>>45558381
gxh6 for those who can't load
>my images need to be 3264 x 2448 or else I'll get impersonated :)
>>45558399
Nxe5
winning the pinned piece
![17790280_why_would_you_do_that[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/iLMwBuu.jpg "17790280_why_would_you_do_that[1].jpg")
>>45558381
>>45558414
And we're down 2 pieces for...?
>>45558434
Positional reasons for the bishop move. Gave him doubled pawns. Long term strategy
Second one I legit missed that he could take with queen
>>45558381
>>45558414
S K I L L
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>>45558437
OP here, gg, it's done now unless you guys want to play on. Might as well turn this into a chess discussion thing
Pic related, any of you read this book? I'm not too far in
Forgot pic
Did we win? I only play poker.
>>45558465
long term strategy means dick when you're a fucking idiot.
>>45558610
sure we did, bud.
I've been playing a bit of chess with my flatmates. It has been fairly fun. None of us are particularly skilled so we are capable of having fun games. However I think this game has certainly gone to shit. I can imagine a couple of scenarios wherein white stabilises and takes the Queen, but I see no situation where we aren't 3 pieces down and have completely lost board control.
>>45558690
It's obvious you're a novice who has no idea of pawn structure. OP ended the game under the pretext of "haha this game is over guys" because he knows he would have lost in the end game. He has double pawns, we would have just traded pieces and forced an endgame.
However, the knight was my bad. But it didn't lose us the game
>>45558546
>unless you guys want to play on
Yes
>>45558774
well mango fucken carlsen why doncha try and win a game for anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgeYScYe8wI
>>45558881
I have work. Someone else can take over from my side. Blunder a piece or two to make it more equal
>>45558923
>mango
>>45558774
Are you trolling or just seriously retarded?
