Share your stories, but only the cool ones
>>45540023
You are meant to start off with somthing.
>>45540023
i would so 'babies' an Azula....
though she's far better at dirty talk than flirting....
>>45540023
that girls cannot be cool. "That x" implies an asshole. Assholes are not cool.
>>45540111
he wants cool stories as opposed to shitty ones, not good bad people instead of bad bad people
>that girl who intentionally got caught by minotaurs and made everything awkward with her faux protests while describing in detail her aversion to becoming a breeding slave
>DM wasn't having any of that shit so he had them use her for boring manual labor
>>45540230
Way to cockblock her.
>>45540023
Poor girl.
Daddy's a fucking psycho who decides to make his daughter into a living weapon, and sadly it works.
>>45542130
Chastity is his fetish.
Girls are a meme.
>>45542340
Everything is a meme, Jack!
>>45542340
'X is a meme' is a meme.
I'm not even being ironic, even though I wish I was.
>>45542340
The memes!
>>45540023
I only have a few
>Playing Pathfinder dm says make your own race 20 pts
>Make a 20 rp deep immaskari rip off
>Put some rp into hide bonus, some into dark vision, dm says no to mnemonic enhancer so the rest goes into int boosting.
>That girl is making a witch going for some creepy cannibalistic undead themed thing.
>Upon finding out I have more int then she has cha completely remade her character to have more cha then I had int
>Acts like a total bitch to me ic and ooc to the point where her boyfriend also playing had to tell her to chill out and it was only a game.
Diffrent girl
>Playing small world
>Attack girls stuff because hell it's part of the game
>Girl gets so mad she decides she no longer wants to win just wants to make sure I get no enjoyment and have no chance to win.
>Gets her boyfriend in on it because he is too much of a bitch to tell her no.
>Finish the game and walk away.
>Never play board games with them again and they have the gall to ask why.
>>45540023
>My friends are all in their early 20s
>There are 6 in the group
>2 of them are religious types that are saving themselves for marriage
>That Girl = That DM
>That Girl who is usually the latest is the one who sets our end time of 12:30AM due to a thirty-minute drive and morning shift work.
>I start to roll for stats but That Girl/DM stops me and takes my character sheet
>"Tell me what he looks like"
>I start cold-reading her and figure out what kind of guy she's into, and say he looks like that
>Get an 18 charisma and 18 constitution and a 16 dex, which is awesome for a prostitute
>DM (laughing) "I'll threaten to nail his magic spheres to the wall with my crossbow."
>I get pissed, hypocritically spread word she is a skank, and play the rebound game.
>I was cheating a lot and either because word got back or I was being inattentive
>I risk another glance towards him. His eyes glint unhealthily amber in the fading sun. Veins cobweb beneath his cadaverous skin, thick with the power that ripens his immortal flesh.
>Something stupid to lighten the mood
>One of the characters, who has the same name as me IRL, is this evil angst filled "I feel like a monster" type who falls in love with the cliched bubbly princess
>Empathise with him because I'm pretty angsty and kind of a huge dick in ways I wish I wasn't
>Princess sounds like That Girl
>Sends her love letters all the time, thinks she can save him from darkness
>It comes out that she thinks he's a total creep
>Kinda makes me sad because I wanted her to get through to him and bring him actual happiness and all that; very cliched but I eat it up
>Basically want their story to be a more dramatized version of ours
>She marries someone else
>He's absolutely heartbroken
>mfw
>>45540023
In one city in my setting, there is an elf who lived her entire life in a rocky desert. She didn't know the smell of grass or trees until she was in her 70s. She was also unable to embrace elven cultures without scorn, mockery, or harassment.
After retiring from mercenary work, she opened up a sanctuary for children to spend the weekends. A place they could act as kids without adult interference. The elf did this with the masses of coin and favors that had been accumulated over the course of two centuries. She had provided food, beds, baths, books, toys, and acres of walled land they could play in.
The resident "that girl" jumped straight off the point and into the Sea of Conclusions and accused me of being a "that guy" who was shoving "kiddie love hotels" into the setting and calling me everything under the sun.
It was really just a public daycare with a generous host who wanted to give others a place where they could be themselves without judgment. No conspiracy, no occultism, no Rule of Rose cultish shenanigans. It got a mention in a few paragraphs and she sprayed tears and snorters everywhere over it because she couldn't keep her mind out of the gutter.
Last I heard of her she was kicked out of her house because her mother found gigs of shota porn on her computer.
>>45542972
What an enthusing tale, I have heard it's like, but never particularly with a girl.
>>45542972
Sounds like her mother is That Mother.
>>45542972
>gigs of Shota porn
>gigs
>>45544088
>"While you're under MY roof you'll adhere to MY rules for deviant pornography, you fucking pleb!"
>>45544088
An awesome one?
>>45544256
A cunt.
>>45544088
I'd kick my daughter out too if I found out she liked pedoshitunless it was straight shota then I wouldn't say anything but silently applaud her superior taste
>>45544278
Found the pedo
>>45540166
Then he used the meme wrong, and you don't understand it either, apparently.
I want the redditors to leave.
It would be different if it was a boy, but who hates a girl over her deviancy?
>>45544374
>Confusing disgust with hate
>>45544410
No, I hate pedophiles in any context.
I introduced a friend to RPGs about three years ago. Her characters since then, have mostly followed a trend
>Male
>Early 20's
>Short attention span
>Blabbermouth moron
>Arrogant
>Murder at the drop of a hat
>Thief
>Minmaxxy so as to have really high combat stats, usually at the expense of everything else
She also lusted after two of our GMs, and is currently getting dick from the second one.
>>45544445
GMing is a position of authority and allows the dishing out of rewards. It's only natural that a girl player would end up spreading her legs for her GM.
>>45542656
You sound like a sour motherfucker. The point of smallworld IS to fuck people over, winning is just an extra topping.
>>45542673
I feel like I'm missing a major detail of this story.
That or it was procedurally generated by one of those neural networks.
>>45542972
is it funny how a selection "that girl" stories have an element of ' i make shit up and smear that shit all over your otherwise shitless description?
>>45540023
To be honest, it's a pretty mild story, but it's the only one I've got.
>That Girl is DMing.
>One of the characters is from this group of barbarians off in the east.
>Through previous adventuring, we've secured his family's ascension over the group, and when the character's father dies, he's expected to go back and lead his people.
>Said people are composed of three different tribes that merged about 50 years ago, one of the new traditions that sprung up is the Overchief is supposed to marry a noble from all three tribes, one of these political balancing things.
>Anyway, we go off and do adventuring stuff.
>In this elven kingdom, helping them with a particularly nasty curse on one of the rivers flowing by their capital.
>One of the elven ladies becomes attracted to our barbarian.
>Keeps suggesting they should marry.
>Barbarian keeps trying to fob her off, pointing out that he's already going to have to marry 3 women and it won't be fair to her and he's being all noble and self-sacrificing IC.
>DM, through her character, is playing the painfully oblivious and in denial about it.
>Is very clearly making Steve (guy playing Barb) uncomfortable.
>Isn't stopping.
I brought it up last session after everyone else left, caused a minor spat. I'm honestly a little worried about the group here.
>>45549618
>shoving a ship
What? Am I missing something?
>>45549122
Oh thank god I'm not the old one who read this 5 times and could figure out what the hell happened
>>45540023
Why do we need to keep having this thread?
Breaking couples up is my fetish and gets me rock hard because I'm vain and a bad person.
I got flirty with the GM's girlfriend to the point she went full yandere and started writing creepy fiction of me having sex with her OCs. Gay and straight. Whenever we played a game, she tried to start a romance between our characters.
This is more of a me being that guy story though.
>>45542673
>>45548005
can someone translate these moonrunes?
It's Toph, so I want to know what she's saying.
>>45549800
Ship (noun):
1. A vessel for travelling oceans or space.
2. Belief that two particular fictional characters are/should be in love.
>>45542340
Hi /mu/
>>45549618
>dattebayo
>good anime fan
Ha.
>>45544432
+1 shipment of Hate on its way to you good sir! :)
>>45549837
>Breaking couples up is my fetish and gets me rock hard because I'm vain and a bad person.
Don't be so negative about yourself.
You're just stress-testing relationships.
Bad relationships break, and so each of their individual members can (hopefully) form a stronger relationship.
Stronger relationships hold.
You are the gatekeeper and the standard-holder for good relationships. You are there to improve the average quality of relationships in the world, by breaking up bad ones.
Nobody likes to be stuck in a shitty relationship. Sometimes it hurts and takes effort to end the relationship - more than one person can muster. Sometimes, a person needs someone else's help to escape a shitty relationship.
That help comes from YOU.
You are a good person.
But yeah you probably are vain. I bet you think this post is about you, don't you, don't you.
>>45549831
>have a that guy thread
>totally fine by me
>have a that gm thread
>carry on
>have a that girl thread
>WHY DO WE HAVE TO KEEP HAVING THIS THREAD STOP TRIGGERING ME
>>45550525
That guy threads are for all genders of arseholes
>>45550563
pls anon, don't be so crude! They're not called arseholes, they're calledboipussies :3.
>>45542673
>>45542340
>>45542371
>>45542380
>>45542412
>Lets make a meme, right now!
burn in hell aisha tyler
>>45540023
Your meme is almost as concerningly bland as you.
>>45549932
>pentagons top cryptologists
>on 4chan and youtube
yeah thats probably about right, my tax dollars at work
>She married her son so that she could remain in power longer, going from queen consort to queen mother to queen regnant to queen proper, and also because keeping the bloodline "pure" mechanically had a magical benefit
Mistake on the DM's part since she was never supposed to have any sort of power like that and was lucky to have sunken her claws into royalty in the first place.
>>45546270
This. That's why I enjoy playing it with my wife... though she pretty much always winds up winning, mostly due to being better and less distracted by the prospect of revenge. But yeah, it's a nice way to deal with pent-up frustrations if you're not into rough sex.
>>45552641
>mother-son
WORST incest pairing.
>>45554296
weird way of spelling 'only good'
>>45542673
Do you speak english, or were you just typing words together to try and make sorta-sentences?
Elaborate everything you just said so that we actually know what the hell you're trying to tell us.
>>45542231
#ozaididnothingwrong
Her dad was played by Mark Hamel which is neat. Lot of good voice acting in that family.
>>45554296
As someone who is apparently suffering from a long-term electra complex, I agree 100%
Daddy-daughter is the purest form of love
>>45542656
>I attack her because that's what you're supposed to do
>but when she did it it's wrong
Once I played civilisation with some friends and I was Babylon. Someone got an event that lets him destroy a city, and he picked one of mine. Later I finally get what I need and go halfway across the map to destroy his city even though he's way behind. He got whiny and asked why. An eye for a fucking eye, that's why.
>>45554595
Okay, I admit I snickered.
>>45554595
>Daddy-daughter
Daddy/daughter is flat-out the creepiest, most disgusting form of incest.
>>45554620
It is frustrating when someone decides that rather than trying to win, they just want to make sure you lose. I understand ganging up on the winner, but it's not fun to be stomped on when you're already behind for no other reason than a petty grudge.
>>45550525
Guy is a unisex term. There's no need to gender it and keep people from being able to complain about the majority of awful players they've encountered.
>>45555727
>implying the majority of awful players people encounter are female
>>45555803
That's literally the reverse of what I'm implying.
>>45555523
After reading this thread, brother/sister feels downright vanilla.
>>45540061
>though she's far better at dirty talk than flirting....
The hell you say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-bUs3iAuEQ
>>45555843
>gendering guy to male-only keeps people from complaining about the majority of awful players
If that's what you meant to imply, you need to practice your communication.
>>45554296
Contextually it made sense though.
>>45542673
This is probably an AI trying to learn how to shitpost on 4chan
>>45555881
No, dumbass. Making "that girl" threads instead of "that guy" threads makes them gender-specific instead of gender neutral.
>>45555727
>>45555803
>>45555843
Enough semantics, in reality we know women are more likely to be bad players.
>>45556476
Your experiences are not universal. I've had much better luck than female players than male ones.
I had manipulative female player up until she thought that she had had enough and try to sabotage the group but failed.
She seemed nice at first, brought snacks and always had something nice to say. However, it took three characters to see what she really was all about. She never wanted to completely learn the system and always asked other guys for help. Every game had same group except for that one guy that she 'had an interest'. Most of her characters backgrounds had:
>Clingy and deeply infatuated NPC that would do anything for her character
>Characters was always the high sue factor: reincarnated goddess with 'lost powers but wanting to return her powers, hairless Night One in Shadowrun because the game did not have drows, adowable ugly mad scientist murderhobo who had been beautiful but chose permanently mutate herself to not to be so
>Always asked first if she could build the most broken build she knew
>>45556723
So have I. But as you said, my experiences are not universal.
>>45555523
That's because you're either a guy or your dad was shit.
For the rest of us it's beautifuland really fucking hot too
>>45550522
>This is what NTR fetishists actually believe.
>>45556969
>implying every girl who doesn't have a shit dad wants to fuck him
>>45556969
>daddy issues
>broken goods
>leaks out through every orifice
>including sexuality
how can you not find this absolutely disgusting and boner killing.
>>45557108
>this is what cucks actually believe
What, do you trust another man to love and care for your daughter like you do?
>>45544432
Out right hating pedophiles is like outright hating people who believe in fairy tales.
>>45552432
>>45559029
pedophile pls go
>>45558809
Same argument applies to bro/sis.
>>45561718
"pfft, no, I hate my sister. that bitch can go fuck herself."
literally everyone who actually has siblings.
>>45555523
This. Mother/daughter is infinitely hotter.
>>45562084
>tfw no sister gf
