Have you included the murder/k/ube as the true god in your setting?
why not?
>murder
>noun
>The unlawful premeditated killing of one human being by another
because I'm not a retarded gun-toting hic/k/ ?
>>45483982
/k/, I love you but your memes suck.
>>45483982
Get the hell off /tg/ you dic/k/
>>45483982
Dear /k/:
We bros, but this overenthusiastic crossboarding cunt is making you look bad. Kindly self-police.
May your powder stay dry and your nugget moist,
/tg/
What's the difference between a magazine and a clip?
>>45484267
One's a published paper and the other a short video.
Like Dragon Magazine, and those 5 minute clips that you accidentally press when you're trying to find your niche fetish porn but only results are ad clips for the full videos that you want but don't want to pay anything for.
>>45484014
>>45484193
You two have obviously not played a military game with a /k/ommando then. They will suddenly become an expert role player and think all plans through carefully.
>>45484460
My whole group but for one member is made out of /k/ommandos, me included. Every game becomes hard as balls to GM because every encounter ends in 3-4 turns due to good tactics. In a DH game, those maniacs obliterated an entire houseful of gangers in a whopping 12 turns just because they had time to plan and access to mason jars, ammonia and bleach.
It's extremely fun.
>>45484460
You mean "they will stuff their head so far up their ass it's a medical miracle the sheer volume of shit that spews from their mouth."
/k/ doesn't know anything.
>>45484907
Why can't we all get along?
>>45484907
>/k/ doesn't know anything
/k/ is neither overconfident or stupid, senpai(as)
>>45484460
can confirm, tabletop with fellow /k/ommandos is pretty fun compared to tabletop with the unwashed masses
Why the fuck are so many people whining about crossposting?
Apotheosis achieved through angering the very spirits of every weapon turned to plowshares and every warrior martyr disgraced post mortem, and the usurpation as chief deity in the pantheon because of its overwhelming propensity for war seems like a pretty standard /tg/ trope
>>45483982
I've included a war god that was forged from the souls and weapons of what was basically Africa War 1. It's the whole reason the area's been blighted and scarred.
>>45483982
I'm going to use the /k/ube in my next campaign. The PCs will come across it in a dungeon corridor, but instead of being a gelatinous cube that mindlessly devours everything, it will be like a Deck of Many Things for weapons -- stick a weapon in, get a weapon out. Will it be better or worse? Mundane, enchanted or even cursed? Broken or whole? Who knows! The only thing certain is that somehow, someway, someone will be murdered by it.
>>45488434
reminds me of the box from black ops zombies
So some motherfucker in my college coarse this morning insists that every AK47 is made of plastic. and get this, were invented for nothing but combat in the middle east
>>45488498
>>45485306
Note to self: If I ever run a modern-day or future campaign, I'm going to try and include a children's playground (or some monument) made from melted-down firearms.
>>45488498
The obvious answer is to threaten him with an AK, and when he protests, insist that you are unarmed, since you are clearly carrying an object made of wood and metal, not plastic.
>>45483982
My setting does in fact include Nex Alea.
>pic related. I made it.
So far the players have had very limited contact with the religion due to a combination of a lack of looting and curiosity about religions on their part.Their only contact thus far was the rogue discovering small metal cubes being carried bandits.
>>45483982
There was a thread a couple days ago about a setting where guns grow on trees and only druids know how to cultivate/use them. Almost no one made the connection.
>>45483982
Is that some daemon of Khorne ?
>>45488498
>1947
>Plastics had not been distributed to the soviet union yet
>Thing is visibly wood
He's fucking with you.
>>45484460
Having played with a /k/ommando, the experience was as following:
>Out of combat: "Blah blah blah words words words when does the fighting start? Oh, this will agrivate the opposing party and increase the likelyhood of diplomacy ending in war? I chose that!"
>In combat: "<Insert 30 minute dedicated military plan and backup plan in case first plan doesn't work here>"
>>45484058
Ave Nex Alea.
But seriously >>45491090 is not outrightly wrong.
You get some good /tg/-/k/ mix with someone who can mix. If they can't mix? You end up with a dude who's just there to kill shit.
>>45484058
Says /tg/, whose last and only meme is shouting "Heresy!!!"
>>45483982
Might make a good DCC patron or a modded Dominions pretender god.
>>45490801
Lose the extra apostrophes.
>>45491180
We have more memes then that. "Roll for anal circumference", "*CLANK* WHAT WAS THAT?" and a few others spring to mind.
The problem is most of them are at least half a decade old and nobody remembers them.
>>45490801
>oiling barrels
lewd and wrong
>>45488498
Well my history teacher thought that zeppelins were high-performance fighter planes, the only such example of their kind that could do barrel rolls.
>>45491233
>Not regularly oiling your raifu's barrel thoroughly.
>>45491225
I know Anal Circumference, but not Clank, care to elaborate?
>>45491443
Someone asked if Immovable Rods were truly immovable, then how come they didn't fly off into space.
The joke is that there's a random Rod floating around that keeps running into shit.
>>45491180
>elf slave what to do
>anal circumference
>no sense of right or wrong
>rape factory
Sure feels like summer here
is twillight/merc 2000 the essential /k/ RPG?
reminder
>>45489708
Neither.
>>45483982
>why not?
Because, quite frankly, I abhor the idea of making imageboard memes part of my worldbuilding process.
>>45492809
>>45484718
>>45484460
Two players in my game are /k/ucks, and they spend the entire session fucking about and not paying attention. I'm inches from kicking one of them out of the game.
>>45491233
>not lightly oiling the inside of the barrel to prevent rust and corrosion
>wanting a pitted barrel in 20 years
>>45488498
Well he's retarded.
>>45491225
>CLANK* WHAT WAS THAT?
I never really liked the universal stillpoint rod because an imovable rod is not truely imovable its just a really high strength check if it slamed into a mountain the mountain would win.
>>45493450
In fact the strength check is only 30
And it can only support 8000 pounds.
>>45493479
How many am i gonna need to fuck that mountain up?
Would the pillar of guns be considered a false idol?
>>45493504
It's the Kube's shit.
>>45493479
That may be so, but remember the rod is fairly small.
8,000 pounds across a couple square inches (assuming you hit the rod end-on) will punch a hole through a whole lot of things.
>>45493504
It is a proto-/k/ube, grown from a single seed-bullet.
Upon the 8th /k/ube being grown, they must be arranged into an even larger /k/ube, with the original occupying the center.
The sun shall darken and weep smoke, all dead and destroyed weapons shall be reformed, and eternal war shall be upon man.
>>45494074
A.heresy read The Skripture of The Holy Kube
B. You'd need 26 plus The Kube in the middle to make a cube.
>>45493791
I suppose.
>>45490801
Wait, the other symbol of Nex Alea is 2d6?
>>45494947
No. Idiot fucked up on nex alea altogether right down to how its symbol looks. The symbol in the green circle in OP's pic is what its supposed to be.
>>45495407
that's a cube viewed from a corner mate
>>45495422
I know. The op imagenis correct in the way it looks. The idiot who wrote the nex alea bit in
>>45490801
Describes the symbol wholly wrong.
Don't really care about the /k/ meme, but that seems like it could be expanded to a fun place in Acheron, seeing as Acheron is a plane of eternal warfare across the surfaces of countless cubes.
>>45485383
>/k/ is neither overconfident or stupid
>>45495528
>Describes the symbol wholly wrong.
"A pair of symmetrical polygons side by side"
And how exactly else would you explain that symbol without just saying "hurr it's a fucking cube"?
>>45496555
2 offset trapezoids facing each other. Did they not teach you shapes in first grade? Polygon means 3+ straight faces and angles and is closed which describes a piss load of shapes and is poor writing like the metric shit ton of apostrophes.
>>45496555
>>45496918
Couldn't we just put the smybol in there?
>>45491180
Oh my sweet summer child.
>>45496987
I suppose but i'd rather the guy learn his shapes and basic writing skills or else he'll never improve.
>>45488434
If the pcs are the least bit murderhobo then at least one will start to worship the thing. Probably more if one of the "shitty" weapons turns out to be helpful later on
>>45491060
Nah, it's a conglomeration of all the enraged machine spirits given form
>>45490801
>holes are the same graphic, just flipped
As a designfag, I am incensed.
>>45493504
Yes, but so is the kube. Tremble at the sight of the one true god, the mighty Tower of Tanks!
>>45500280
the whole damned things lazy.
