[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Home]
4chanarchives logo
Penal Regiment /tg/: New Preperations Edition.
Images are sometimes not shown due to bandwidth/network limitations. Refreshing the page usually helps.

You are currently reading a thread in /tg/ - Traditional Games

Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 12
File: No Commissars on THIS ride.jpg (8 KB, 250x187) Image search: [Google]
No Commissars on THIS ride.jpg
8 KB, 250x187
We need an update on the status of the Warp Drive...I hope progress has been made for one.

And while you're at it, best to check that everyone is all right after yesterday's debacle...how in the Warp did that even happen....
>>
>Heads down to engineering to ask how everyone is getting on with the Warp Drive.


Never eat the brownies.
>>
Well it's happening AGAIN so I'll probably be gone for all of this AGAIN. Have fun with it you guys.
>>
>continues to work on 'Ol Skorchy
>>
>Discussing with Alice about the STC.
>>
>>45027383
I'm telling you that it's the real deal lass. And it's bloody intact, It might just be worth the risk now.
>Alice gestures to the STC on the crates in front of them, thankfully on the Star, away from prying eyes.
Wanna see for yourself?
>>
>Hauls himself out of his bunk, empty bottle of Rahzvod rattling on the metallic floor, muttering
There are no miracles, only men.
>Dressing himself to look as a Commissar should
>>
>>45027382
>Walks in on Bob Hueman working on Skorchy in engineering

How're you bob?
>>
>>45027395
It would help me to see it to believe it, yes.
>>
>>45027405
>shows the trooper is Burna
fixxin and makin bigga
>grins up from his work
>>
> The Ogryn is seen performing latrine duty. The Bathroom does not seem to be ogryn proof.
>>
>>45027416
Well, if you're interested in fixing, I'm heading to ask the engineers what's taking so long with the warp drive, want to come along?
>>
>>45027415
>Alice pulls a spare Dataslate from her map case and, after severing the network connection, connects the STC and hands the Slate to LIX.
Take a look. It's all there, diagnostic'll confirm it's intact.
>>
>>45027451
sounds gud
>gets up slinging the burna over his shoulder
>>
>Behrend gathers with his brothers in the beer hall aboard the Poison Star to celebrate the acquisition of a job
>>
>>45027466
>>45027451
oops
>>
>>45027460
Increidible... what do you think it is exactly?
>>
>>45027477
>wanders through engineering for a while eventually finding one of the workers who doesn't seem too busy

Hey there, we're just wondering what's taking the warp drive?

anyone want to be the engineer?
>>
>kicks his door open
>He's groggy and grouchy
>smells of dirt, promethium, gunpoweder, alcohol, and piss
>showers
>goes to find something to eat

>mumbling irritatedly to himself
>>
>>45027487
Not entirely sure at present, definetly some sort of mechanized equipment, I'd need to study it more to find out what.
Believe me now?
>>
>>45027439
> Finishes latrine duty and ignores the destroyed Bathroom.
Better be lookin' for Orders.
> Wada begins walking through the hallway.
>>
File: Tech Heresy.jpg (215 KB, 1064x1024) Image search: [Google]
Tech Heresy.jpg
215 KB, 1064x1024
>>45027502
>Cleaning a bit of oil and blood over it's "body"
I don't know son, the enginseers and tech priests around seem to be indisposed...
>>
>>45027535
>shuffles nervously on his feet
what in Gorks name are you doin'
>>
>Slowly, almost in marching fashion, wandered down a hallway.
>Scrolling through a dataslate as he does so
>>
>>45027529
I do.

This is... hell can you imagine what the mechanicus would pay for something like this?
>>
>>45027535
Oh you know just praying to Mala- the Omnissiah to try and fix this warp drive...
>>
>>45027549
>>45027535
That's no techpriest
>puts his shotgun up into his shoulder pointing it at the....thing, he gets on his communicator.

Intruder in Engineering! Requesting support!
>>
>>45027550
> Sees the commissar and hurries away.
>>
>>45027535
>>45027549
>>45027564
Fucked up. Wanted to answer to you.

>>45027572
>Aiming the multi-melta at Gladraw
>The mechadentrides are going crazy.
Hey hey let's all calm down here, this warp drive is getting fixed in no time, yes?

I'm just another magos... yeah that's right... have you never seen us under our robes?
>>
>>45027556
Lass, there are a -lot- of things we could get in exchange for this.
Helping the Imperium with it is a given, but Warp....this is the discovery of the Millenium.
>>
>>45027588
>revs up his Burna
wot u doin to the warp drivething then?
>his eyes narrow
>>
>>45027579
>Passes the Ogryn unawares, more invested in the Dataslate
>>
>>45027588
>Keeps his gun aimed at it
Nope, never, that's why I don't trust you. Of course if you're telling the truth, you've nothing to lose just staying here a while
>>
>>45027594
Lucky us.
>>
>>45027572
>>45027588
>Hearing Gladraw's Vox and taking no chances -this time-, the Stormtroopers sprint through the ship towards engineering, with an extra Squad of Armsmen in tow.
>Both groups are heavily armed, again to take no chances.
>>
>>45027601
Fixing, those idiots back there were doing a mess with it, all praising and praising and not actually getting shit done.

>>45027604
Of course just let me get into my robes, yes?
>Lifts a techpriest's body, looting their robes.

It's just a matter of hours before I actually get this piece of scrap working again... two at most...
>>
>>45027604
> The Ogryn hears the Comm and answers.
On way, Gladraw.

>>45027603
Wada tries to get Victus' Attention now.
Problem, Sir. Engineering!
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>45027623>>45027612
>>45027601

Ohhh fuck this
>starts huffing frenzon and takes a shot at the creature.
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45027623
>>45027641
>follows the troopers actions he charges forward swinging a heavy fist
WAAAAAAGH
>>
>>45027636
>Glances up from the dataslate before stowing it aside, hurriedly making his way toward Engineering with the Ogryn
More Heresy aboard, by His name what foul curse follows this Legion
>>
>>45027606
Damn right we are, we seem to have been blessed by the Emperor this day.
Now....you think we should go find Verasii? She should probably be given whatever we're to give her.
>>
>>45027652
Again with the name issue. Y do I fail Emps like dis?
>>
>>45027641
>The bullet leaves a small dent at the Warpsmith's mechanized body.
Huh...
Well that was not nice don't you think?
>There's a bulk under the robes hes using now, obviously the mechadentrides are moving under it.

>>45027646
>The ork fist hits plasteel instead of flesh. Its strength obviously de-estabilizes the warpsmith but otherwise does no damage.

Seriously you two, I'm just trying to get shit done for once...
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>45027679
SHUT IT!
>performs a swift head butt on the robed figure
>>
>>45027652
Can't we read that data first? What if it's falsified information?
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>45027679>>45027651
>>45027646
>>45027636
>>45027612


>runs for cover, leaning out to take another shot at, whatever it is.

Shut up and die!
>>
>>45027693
>Falls down to the ground.
Alright that's it.
>Grabs both of them with the mechadentrides by the chest and lifts them.

Would you mind not attacking me whilst I make sure this ship can get into WARP TRAVEL and KILL SOME HERETICS somewhere out there in the vast emptyness of space in the name of Mala- in the name of the Emperor and the Omnissiah or do I have to take you both out too?
>>
ON-Air

>Speakers around the ship jump to life
>Backing drum beat kicks in
"It's tuesday...I think, someone's left a mess in my studio and spilled my brownies on the floor your with me DJ Pete till light's out you psycho killers!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O52jAYa4Pm8 kicks in
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45027727
who's dis Mala git?
>spits a broken toof at the being aiming for the eye
>>
Some stuff arrived! A few books, ammo and the Pit Thing I requested!
>>
>>45027651
>Harper salutes Victus as his troops and the Armsmen sprint past.
Don't know sir! But that's why we're here!
>keeps sprinting towards the bay.

>>45027623
>>45027636
>The Armsmen head in first, the Squad Leader aiming a Bolter while his troops close on the....creature with Shotguns.
What in the Emperor's name is going on?!
>>
>>45027715
>>45027651
> Wada arrives with the commissar, his Ripper Gun drawn.
Gladraw, you okay?
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>45027758
>>45027754
>>45027727
>being lifted off the ground he tries to shoot the creature in the face with the shotgun

This thing killed the techpriests!
>>
>>45027700
Suppose I could do it, make sure it's legitimate. Hand me that Dataslate back lass?

>>45027758
I WILL MOLEST MYSELF IF I KEEP DOING THIS. Was supposed to be from Harper.
>>
>>45027754
>The tooth just hits one of the visors and falls to the ground without causing any damage.
It's... how we call the Emperor in my homeworld

>>45027758
>Is still concealing most of his body under a techpriest robe
Ah at last someone that at least asks! These two little barbarians came in and started to mess with my attempts to repair the warp drive here...
>>45027784
No I didn't!
>>
>>45027715
>>45027727
>>45027754
>>45027758
>>45027758
>Ground to a halt as he approached the scene, swiftly pulling his bolt pistol from his side
What befell the Techpriests if not you, best hurry for innocence proves nothing.
>Pointing his bolt pistol he aims between all the people at the scene at the time of arrival, all of the 'suspects'
>>
>>45027791
>growls at him
I wont dat toof back!
>swings a kick towards the body
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>45027821
>>
>>45027821
>Drops the ork infiltrator and the guardsman down to the ground.
>A mechadentride gives the toof back to the ork.
>>45027818
Well as far as I know we've already had two incursions in less than 48 hours, one caused by heretics and the other by... escaped xenos I do believe, you can guess what destiny befell to the others...
>>
>>45027791
>>45027818
>Harper lowers his weapon and turns to Victus, while his squad and the Arsmen keep their weapons trained on the 'Techpriest' that stands before them.

Sir, we arrived here after one of those two called for reinforcements, found the Techpriests dead and them fighting with that one, whatever rank he is.
>>
>>45027749
I'm on mobile so I can't see the video. That had better be Psycho Killer.
>>
>>45027758
> Wada heads in, waiting for the shows in order.
>>
>>45027845
>pockets the toof
thanks ya git
>>
>>45027863
It is laddy. Dinnae worry.
>>
>>45027790
>Hands the dataslate back
>>
>>45027866
> order to shoot
>>
>>45027845
>keeps his gun pointed at the 'thing' after being dropped and scrambling to his feet

Considering how many different attacks we've had you being another isn't hard to believe
>>
>>45027821
>>45027845
>Now seeming to have narrowed the suspects to the two Guardsmen and the 'Techpriest'
Guardsmen, what prompted you to assault this, quite possible, crewmember?
>His tone rather agitated by the situation
>>
ON-Air
>Music fades
>Uncontrolled dreadnought laughter
"I'm just finding out that engineering is under attack! The Emperor has seen fit to purge those motherless bastards once and for all. Any personnel in the area in my opinion should just pull out and enjoy the sweet wonderland without those creepy metal freaks!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=god7hAPv8f0 fades in

>>45027749
Aye it was
>>
>>45027898
Oh please, don't be ridiculous. Here.
>Partially shows the mechanicus mark on his chest. Making sure that anything that should not be seen remains under the robes.
Part of the Mechanicus, see?
>>
>>45027879
Ta lass.
>enters a few commands and rests against the crate.
>starts staring at the screen intently.
>>
>>45027910
>points to the 'techpriest'
he started it.
>>
>>45027937
What? You're the one who punched me to the ground twice!
>>
>>45027910
The last attack in engineering was the lizard creatures sir, that was quite a while ago, when bob and I arrived this, thing, was cleaning blood off of itself as well as oil, keeps referring to something starting with mala, and then it stole a dead techpriests robes.
>>
>>45027955
>>45027910

On top of all that, we still had a fair number of techpriests after the incident, I don't see any more techpriests here, but I see corpses.
>>
>>45027955
yeah, wot he said
>the Ork reajusts the sign on his chest
and I knoww 'ow much we all hate intruders and the like.
>>
>>45027955
This is a terrible misunderstanding, I was just starting to pile the bodies of my colleagues to be sent to the morgue.

>You notice the body of the techpriest he robed the robes is missing.
>There's cinders where it would have been.
Besides, look: there's no tech priest without robes in this room.
>>
>steins raised, the Marines toast to Nyzart for hiring them and the regiment for accompanying them
>>
>>45027962
They're working on the lower levels, where there's radiation, dangerous to health for unprotected humen or unaugmented mechanicus members, they told me to bring the bodies up
>Yells to a set of stairs
RIGHT FRANK!?
>He quickly touches a datapad behind his back with a mechadentride, a recorded, robotic voice plays from downstairs:
YEAH WE NEEDED SPACE TO WORK DOWN HERE!
>>
>>45027975
>>45027962
>>45027969
>Slowly let the bolt pistol fall to his side
Stormtrooper, have some of your men watch this Techpriest until we can confirm his legitimacy.
>He casts a stern stare at the two Guardsmen
You two, leave Engineering, no disciplinary actions will be taken. A suspicious mind is a healthy mind.
>>
>>45028024
Thank you commissar, I'll continue repairing the warp drive, we'll have the Penance surfing warp space in no time.
>>
>>45027933
Hm....few vehicle schematics, nothing fancy yet, but....hold the Vox.....
>tapes a few more commands and flicks through some files.
My God Emperor....what have you blessed us with....
>Alice's face turns slightly pale as she disconnects the STC and places the Dataslate next to it.
>>
>>45028024
thanks boss
>walks out of of the room and slaps a heavyy hand on the Commissar's back
>>
>>45028047
w-what is it, Alice?
>>
>>45028024
As you order sir, but when the stormtroopers finally put this, thing, down I request that I be allowed see the body, peace of mind.
>>
>>45028054
>a Kosmosknecht techmarine looks over and raises an eyebrow
>>
>>45028061
Last we need is more specialized lives wasted, let us hope an example not need be made of him
>>
>>45028024
>>45028042
Aye sir.
>Harper activates his Vox and seems to converse inside his helmet, within ten minutes a different squad of Stormies and some extra Armsmen march into the room and post themselves around the area.
Sirs.
>>
>>45028061
Oh, relax. Here have a cup that shows I have no hard feelings against your fleshy, useless, frail body.
>Hands him a teacup filled with oil.
>>
>>45028078>>45028042

Yes sir.
>Holsters his weapon and leaves engineering, casting a mistrusting look at the 'thing' as he does.
>>
>>45028054
>>45028070
We....uh...we're in business. I'll tell you more later.
>Alice slides the Dataslate back into her map case, without repairing the network connection
>looks to the Techmarine.
Mi'Lord.
>>
>>45028078
>Wada loswerden his Ripper Gun and ganzes at Victus.
So we done here?
>>
>>45028118
Please kill me.
>>
>>45028123
> lowers
>>
>>45028094
With that aside, I expect to hear of this Drive working within the next two hours.
>>45028123
All save the Stormtroopers are to disperse.
>With that he turns to leave, not hanging around to hear any responses.
>>
>>45028143
Of course, sir.
>Goes back to tinkering with the warp drive.
>Apparently he is being true to his word and trying to get the thing working propperly.
>He turns to Gladraw, Wada and Bob.

Oh, before you go, could you get these bodies to either the morgue or the incinerator?

>Pointing the dead tech priests.
>>
off to work see you all later
>>
>>45028118
I've been informed that your warp drive I'd in need of repairs. Would you like me to take a look at it?
>>
>>45028219
It would be appreciated Mi'Lord, we'll need as much help as we can get to have the Drive operational before we head out for our new objective.
Thank you Sir.
>salutes the Techmarine.
>>
>>45028219
is in need of repairs*. Stupid mobile.
>>
>Turns to the Stormtroopers.
Your Tempestus Scions gear protects you all from radioactivity right? I'm about to start the re-assembled engine to see if it's leaking... you might want to be protected for that...
>>
>Jackson leaves cargo hold 4 with a new shotgun for Rax and a large box of dragonfire rounds for a bolt pistol.
>whistles to himself as he sets off to find the new Commissar
>>
>>45028293
Greetings, techpriest. I have come to lend assistance where I can.
because I don't feel like I can do anything with Behrend at this point.
>>
>>45028327
>bumping into the medical officer Bob nods towards his superier
Fancypants,
>>
>Stands out on the bridge, staring out into the vastness of space, hands held neatly behind his back
>>
>>45028293
It does, yes, no expense was spared in equipping us for this Deployment.
>Walker shrugs and motions for.....-Error 404: Designation not found-....to continue his work.
>>
>>45028347
Hey there bob. How are you? You know where Victus is?
>>
File: Hue.jpg (89 KB, 1157x482) Image search: [Google]
Hue.jpg
89 KB, 1157x482
>>45028367
Good.
>>45028334
A greetings broth- ahem Astartes it's an honor to have you here.

It appears we have a small breach here... power is leaking... oh if those other tech priests were still alive they could probably block it with their own bodies...
>>
>>45028376
he'z in engeeniring last I saw
>the Ork eyes the officers new shotgun
new shoota?
>>
>>45028392
>the marine begins to look over the damage to the warp drive
>>
>>45028237
So eh... is anything wrong with the STC? You look... pale...
>>
>>45028401
Yup. You want something new? Maybe an assault cannon for someone your size.
>>
>>45028419
I ain't gud with shooty, more of a choppy and burny.
>the Ork pats the large bruna on his back and grins
thou if a shoota can shoot burny then you got me attention
>>
>Wada once again wanders the hallway, occasionally looking for doors, elevators and fellow guardsmen. He starts to look for a Map.
>>
>>45028438
Well I possibly could turn the assault cannon ammo into makeshift napalm shot. Yeah that shouldn't be too hard.
>>
>>45028413
>Fixing the damage.
>Executing ChitChat.exe
How's it these days? Being trained by the mechanicus I mean, it's been long since I've visited a temple...
>>
>>45028456
>the Ork grins madly
yeah...
>looking past the Officer seeing all the carnage it could cause
>can we paint it yellow?
>>
>14 posters

Why don't you guys just fuck off to a freeform RP forum, Skype, or IRC?

All you're doing is cluttering the board with a bad RP circlejerk?
>>
>>45028478
Sure. There's no harm in that.
>>
>>45028460
I visited Mars for my training almost two hundred years ago. It was... enlightening.
>>
>>45028418
>Alice looks around and after making sure that the Astartes are out of earshot, speaks.
Several vehicle schematics, although the main interest would be the Infantry weapon schematics.
-Those- will be valuable, to ourselves, along with the Imperium.

>Alice pulls a piece of paper and a pencil from her map case and scribbles a note before passing it to LIX.
>"It's a hard copy, but it was created -recently-. We MAY be lucky enough to get an INTACT STC when we complete the assignment."
>"Should we find Verasii?"
>>
File: 1453807040619.jpg (37 KB, 720x411) Image search: [Google]
1453807040619.jpg
37 KB, 720x411
>>45028480
>>
>>45028501
It always is, haven't been in Mars since...

Well... quite a while. My chapte- uh my planet of origin ran into some trouble with the inquisition because of our customs, it's been hard to visit mechanicus temples ever since... or return home for that matter.
>>
File: Git Fukd son.png (25 KB, 499x468) Image search: [Google]
Git Fukd son.png
25 KB, 499x468
>>45028480
>>
>>45028504
Ignore it, every tuesday one of these guys appears.
>>45028502
>Eyes widen.
>Nods up and down.
>>
File: NoTearsOnlyScreaming.jpg (115 KB, 847x972) Image search: [Google]
NoTearsOnlyScreaming.jpg
115 KB, 847x972
>>45028480
>>
>>45028523
The mechanicus is quite finicky. It happens.
>>
File: Necruns.gif (489 KB, 550x600) Image search: [Google]
Necruns.gif
489 KB, 550x600
>>45028480
>>
>>45028491
sounds good boss
>the Ork wonders past the Officer a large grin still on his face.
>>
>>45028549
>pulls a lighter from one of her pouches and takes the note back.
>sets the note on fire and holds it 'til it's burned.
Well then, back to the Penance to find Greely I suppose. Need to tell him that we need to speak to the boss.

>jogs over and grabs the intel cube.
>jogs back over to LIX, along with the passage to their own ship.
>>
>>45028565
Right.
>Finishes repairing up the warpdrive on the upper floor.
Time to power it up from downstairs...

Stay up here tell me if it lights up...
>>
>>45028595
gg
>>
>>45028595
Kill me now. KILL ME. Before I spread the curse to you!
>>
>>45028595
>Follows.
>>
>>45028571
I'll get it to you soon.
>taps a few things on a data slate as the sounds of machinery starts again

>>45028605
>enters the bridge and sees the Commissar on the far side
Ah, Victus. How are you today?
>>
>Looks for an Training Room.
Better be sharp...
>>
>>45028641
>Stared intently out the heavy window
Save the accusations of Heresy in Engineering, well.
>Cast a glance his way
You?
>>
>>45028618
>leads LIX towards the firing range and gestures for LIX to grab a Melta gun from one of the lockers.
>pulls the previously used 'slate from it's case and sets it on one of the 'short' ranges.
>>
Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>45028600
>Turns on the bloody machine.
Rolling to see if it works
>>
File: whPmtET.gif (499 KB, 420x315) Image search: [Google]
whPmtET.gif
499 KB, 420x315
>>45028600
Uh...
>>
>>45028678
Pretty good since nothing has tried to kill me today. Since Alice got you a sword before me. I got you a box of Dragon fire rounds for your bolt pistol.
>hands him the box
>>
>>45028691
>>45028701
>Comes out coughing surrounded by a cloud of smoke. General Grievous style.

The generator was busted in the battle that damaged this thing, we'll need a new one.
>>
>>45028670
>taps the Ogryn on the shoulder
hey little Ork
>>
>>45028680
>Gives her the melta gun.
Won't burning this thing down make some hodor in the general area?
>>
>>45028720
>Took the box, lifting the lid and inspecting a few bolts
I'll be sure to put these to good use, Lieutenant. You have my thanks.
>>
>>45027564
>Sits alone in his room

>Looks at the mechanicus electoo on his chest.

>"I know you're laughing, you know."

>No response.

>"Why me? Why not someone who does not cleave to Him-on-Earth?"

>Nothing.

>"Well, that's a good sign."

>The Throne Agent cleans himself up, oils and patches up his mechanical parts while reciting the Litany of the Ever-Functioning Form.

"..Men will sleep with hands of bone, and will awake with hands of steel..."
>>
>>45028764
Welcome. So how are you getting settled? You finding everything okay?
>>
>>45028776
I've been wanting to do a Malal dedicated character for ages, you just opened me the window to play one, Gree-lee.
>>
>>45028786
Save a few opinions of me, well. Eager to know our next step. Do not enjoy being so idle.
>>
>>45028749
We're only destroying a Dataslate lass, besides, the armoured block behind the thing is rated, it'll be fine.
>Alice retrieves the dataslate and removes the memory systems, then replaces it on the range.
>accepts the Melta Gun and fires it at the Dataslate.

>The equipment in question is irrevocably destroyed, as one would expect.
>Alice fires twice more to make sure then sets the Melta back in the locker.

Shall we go and find Verasii then?
>slips the components into the map case.
>>
>>45028744
>Wada turns around to see Bob standing behind him. The Ogryn starts to grin at the memory of the "food fight" from yesterday.
You lookin´ for rematch?
>>
>instructing some troops on patrol route
You guys go to the generator, double back into the canteen, do a double triple backloop into the warp drive generator, reroute to the 3rd mess hall cantina, take light stroll into armory, take a peek into the chapel.

And yeah we will be done with the patrol in no time.

Go hustle!
>troops
Yes sir!
>>
>>45028827
Sure. Maybe Greely knows how to contact her.
>>
>>45028818
Hey, some idle time is good. It gives you time to sharpen your skills and plan ahead. Although I'd like Alice to give me information on where we're headed so I could plan this out.
>>
>>45028816
I have a spare aboard the strike cruiser. Your drive will be operational in no time.
>>
>>45028818
>Over the comms.
Er... commissar about that warp drive...

we've run into some complications... the Machine is ready to work but the generator that powers it up is... well to put it shortly, it's a mess, there's no way to fix this thing, we'll need a replacement.
>>
>>45028837
'ow bout we ave a bunch up?
>the Ork grins back at the Ogryn
real friendly like?
>>
>>45028855
Heresy grows from idleness. It has proven true so far.
>>45028872
>Sighed softly
Generator for the Warp Drive is irreparable, there's something for you to plan, how to get a replacement.
>>
>>45028855
Ohh boy i remember my last idle time.

I was laying down on a corridor somewhere drunk out of my ass, i took a brisk shuffle towards the cantina and took a nap on one of the tables.

Then out of sudden a giant scaby, razor fanged xeno bursted out of the ships deep, dark, greasy loins like an unwanted, unannounced, sphincter bursting defecation session.

Good times.
>>
>>45028853
Mhm, maybe we'll get lucky.
>sets off through the ship in search of Greely.
>>
>>45028906
>>45028859
The Astartes offer us a spare one, m'lord but it will need transportation and an autorization to be installed.
>>
>>45028827

>She finds you first.

"I understand you managed to meet with Nyzart."

>Displeased.
>>
>>45028902
>Wada nods and continues to look for a Training Room. He seems eager to start the fight as soon as possible.
You know where Room is? Fight there?
>>
>>45028951
>the Ork shakes his head
maybe ask one of the fancypants? like hatman
>>
I AM BACK BITCHES SUCK IT TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES I AM A TECHPRIEST NOW IT WORKS FUCK YES HAHAHA.

In other news, what the shit am I supposed to do?
>>
>>45028931
Mhm, it was pleasant to have a little extra civilized company for an occasion, he did help keep me alive after all.

But down to business, this was recovered on Somerius....
>Alice removes the Necron cube from one of her pockets and extends it towards Verasii.
....I believe that as the resident Xenos expert, you would be most adept at decoding whatever lies within.

>looks not the slightest bit bothered by Verasii's expression.
>Instead, schooling her own into a relieved one.
>>
>>45028906
So, are you fresh out of the Schola Progenium or were you transferred here from another unit?

>>45028911
I wouldn't say fun, more like exciting.
>>
>>45029011
We're in our ship repairing the warp drive after an attack, you're free to do as you wish as long as you don't decide to open a hatch and have the air be sucked into the void of space and kill us all.
>>45029030
>Just watches in silence.
>>
>>45028925
Understood.
>>45029032
Junior Commissar, Lord Commissar figured it would be an apt test of my abilities if I were to provide some semblance of order within the Penal legion.

I've seen my fair share of combat as a Cadet, unlike what most assume.
>>
>>45028974
>Wada grabs Bob by the arm.
Then we look for two things! That makes fight happen later.
>The Ogryn drags you across the hallway, unsure of where to go.
>>
>>45028859
Alright bring it in.
>>
>>45029058
combat against what? There's a lot of xenos that need prior knowledge to fight.
>>
>>45029030

If that's a Tesseract Labyrinth, she knows what it is.

"I will have Techpriest look at it. I have to save Nyzart and myself from his own stubbornness. I can prevent tribunal this time, but again he is doing things behind my back."

"These Mercenaries, though. They can operate in Imperial Space without concern. Is good he is learning discretion."
>>
>>45029088
>the Ork just followd the determained Ogryns lead
>>
File: Maccabian_Jannisary_close_up.jpg (174 KB, 971x1471) Image search: [Google]
Maccabian_Jannisary_close_up.jpg
174 KB, 971x1471
>>45029043
Understood

>stands around, looking important
>Also looks sad because of the crying facemask
>totally not heresy going on underneath it. Prolly.
>>
>>45029097
A brief service pon Armageddon was more than enough. Necromunda is part of the same segmentum as you may already know.
>Glancing to his side and away from the window once more
The Steel Legion are quite admirable.
>>
>>45029118
There was a tribunal? What for?
>Alice looks confused, but

AFAIK it's just a cube containing information, although it also needs someone experienced with Xenos to decode it.
">>the cube is necron in origin, and your experience with Nyzart tells you that it contains heavily encrypted data that only the cracking cogitators of a xenology specialist even have the hope of decrypting" Is how it was described in the last thread.
Nyzart, could you confirm exactly what it is?
>>
>>45029145
Fuck.
>Alice looks confused but still offers the cube.*
>>
>>45029139
*upon
>>
>>45029139
Hard fighting there. Well i gotta go check over some projects. I'll be on comms if i'm needed.
>starts heading to the hanger bay
>>
>looks around from his post
>Nothing
>nobody
>fucking boring if he could speak out his opinion
>but nah
>fuck opinions anyway
>fuck this place
>fuck whatever place we're in
>fuck the place we're going to
>fuck the place we came from
>fuck it all
>Venerate the immortal Emperor.
>>
>Finishes installing the new generator for the warp drive with the help of the kosmosknecht techmarine.
>It finally starts up fine.

At last it works! Warp damn it! It works at last!

>Laughs maniacally
>A cut human arm falls from his stolen robe after this, probably belongs to one of the dead techpriests

Oops. How did that get there?

>A mechadentride grabs it and tosses it into a maintenance access.
>>
>>45029120
>After half an hour of further searching, both Bob and Wada arrive at their Destination.
That the Room? Hope no Orders come now.
>As Wada steps inside several Guardsmen get away from their equipment.
>>
>>45029145

"No tribunal. Not yet, anyway. Many are concerned about Nyzart coming into imperial space with a warship. Not enough to make Tribunal, but is because I have many friends."

"Is unrelated question, but tell me. You seem like Astute woman. Do you think instigating conflict where there is none is a good plan for imperial growth in and of itself?"

>>45029209
Mute characters do seem to be a bitch to do in this thread.
>>
>>45029209
>Holy shit
>Calm down sun
>Like holy shit you want to feed khorne more?
>>
>>45029232
>looking around the room the Ork eyes up the guardsman before walkign over to a matt on the floor
Bring it ugly
>>
>>45029253
>>45029232
dammit
>>
>>45029209

>Notices the masked figure.

"Hey there. I've seen you around a few times before, and I'm wondering what your story is, y'know. With the mask and everything."
>>
>Jackson arrives in the hanger to find a Salamander scout transport being rebuilt with many non-standard parts.
Good, good. It's coming along nicely.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>45029253
>Follows Bob to the matt and waits for a moment before raising his right hand and aiming at Bobs shoulder.
Ugly? Face ogryn standard of beaty!
>>
>>45029241
It depends on the conflict Inquisitor, are we speaking of something akin to pitting Orks against Chaos, for example?
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45029298
>the hand connects causing the Ork to shift his weight before he lashes out with hard right hook to the ogryns chin
you uglier than a crushed squigg!
>>
>>45029241
Well I'm pulling it off so far

>>45029250
>Get fucked
>get back to Venerating the emperor
>Not like there's anything decent to do anyway
>Ave Imperator

>>45029280
>Stares at Greely
>Lacking any memory that Greely has proved to be higher up the food chain he stays quiet.
>But moving his finger from the triggerguard to the trigger. Just in case Greely is annoying enough to be framed as a heretic
>this all due to presuming Greely is just some mook
>>
>>45029299

"I am referring to starting fights between Imperium and other civilizations as method of insuring imperial growth and dominance."
>>
>Comms in through the Informal Penance's intercomm.
This is engineering.
Warp drive back online.

Well. With this dealt with, I think I'm going to scout the shi- I mean take a walk over the ship.
>>
>>45029357
If the Imperium seeks to gain something from the conflict, then I cannot see why not.
Sometimes I wonder if it would be possible to have a.....'ceasefire' with some Xenos....but history has shown that this VERY rarely happens, the situation with Overlord Nyzart being the exception, rather than the rule.
>>
Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>45029325
>Bobs hook causes Wada to stagger for a Moment, before he regains his footing. He shifts his weigth and launches himself at Bob, trying to bodyslam him.

Sorry, I´m not very good at writing action scenes. And what´s up with that amned captcha?
>>
>>45029396

>Sighs

"I am not being of clear. The idea that conflict with other civilizations, ~in and of itself~, is necessary for Imperium to thrive. That is what I am asking your opinion of."
>>
>>45029292
>looking over a checklist on a data slate
7x Valkyrie
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..
4x Vendetta
1..2..3..4..
9x Chimera
1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..
1x Command Chimera
1..
25x magnamelta warheads
>looks at the pile of crates marked 'highly explosive '
...0...
I'll have to look over the men later. And find a way to get these Chimeras down in one piece
500x machanicus techpriests
1..2..3.. wait these are't supposed to be on here
>deletes the file on the techpriests
>>
Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>45029422
>taken aback by the slam Bob starts laughing at the Ogryns strength before smashing his palms agaisnt his foes ears trying to stun him.
>>
>>45029436
standing by to tell you what's on the cube when you look at it
>>
>>45029340

Yeah but are you having fun with it?

"So, oath of silence or something? I'm trying to figure you out, because the Inquisitor said something about how a penal regiment is a readily avaliable starting place to create what she calls a" Combined Arms Force."
>>
>Walks by the hangar.
>The "Techpriest" seems to be taking some notes over a dataslate as he walks around, occassionally muttering a word or two about what he's typing in.
Ceramite alloy, well mantained and armed...
>>
>>45029436
Of course, it's as we....err....taught....but..
>Alice closes her eyes and places a hand to her forehead.
>apparently suffering from another one of those 'headaches'.
I'm.....uh.....not sure actually....maybe?
>>
File: DaEmprahsGreenest.jpg (984 KB, 730x1310) Image search: [Google]
DaEmprahsGreenest.jpg
984 KB, 730x1310
Bob.jpeg
>>
Rolled 19 - 5 (1d20 - 5)

>>45029465
>Wada tries to follow up the slam with an fist to the orks shin, but thanks to the smashed ears, he gets the fist gets slower than normal.
Face an´fight not funny! Stop laughing!
>>
>>45029509
Hey, techpriest. Over here
>yelling from next to the half assembled transport
>>
>>45029509
>Walks past doing paper work
>Goes to a airlock
>Chucks a folder into it and ejects it into the void.
>>
>>45029517
You're alright, Ma'am?

>Despite she's keeping the formalities before Verasii you can see a worried expresion on LIX's face.
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45029527
>the fist makes contact and the force causes the Ork to stumble
I can laugh I wantz ya grot
>the Ork brings a massive elbow down onto the Ogryns back
>>
>>45029502
So far yes, since I can greentext my thoughts and insult everybody and they won't know it IC. Basically I get to talk shit about everyone who's not a psyker and get away with it.

Also mild anger is present. The Emperor's Divine fury cut into pieces and scattered, and one of those shards hit this guy.

He's pissed.
He's more loyal than the Emperor himself
And this confuses everything trying to corrupt him.


>Shakes his head and points to where a comissar would have epaulets, and then to his chest drawing the signature ][ and shaking his head even more. While moving his finger to his mouth to indicate "silence"
>>
>>45029542
Captain, what did you just throw out the airlock
>>
>>45029528
Hm?
>Makes sure the robes conceal most of its tech heresy and walks towards Jackson, hiding the dataslate beneath the robes.
How may I be of assistance, sir?
>>
>>45029569
"Loyal"
>>
>>45029519
10/10 That's fucking awesome.
>>
>>45029573
Hi, Jackson. Can I help somehow?
>>
>>45029517

"The answer is "no", Interrogator. Humanity does not need to borrow trouble - we have enough trouble with Chaos and Malignant agitators as it is. We are not greenskins, we have other tools at our disposal besides slaughter."

>She takes the cube and shakes your hand

"Was good to meet you. Greely speaks highly of you. You seem wet behind the ears to me, but you'll do fine in future. Don't let boys be getting you down."

>She smiles and leaves quietly.
>>
>>45029563
>Unable to dodge the elbow, Wada gets smashed face first onto the matt. The Ogryn rolls onto his back and tries to make one of his knees into Bobs stomach.
What´... a grot...? You... talk like ork...
>The Ogryn slurres and is clearly not all there right now.
>>
>>45029573
"Err"
>Looks through the other files he's still holding
"Looks like that was the plans for the ships new plumbings, Don't worry they were never going to happen"
>Rests against a table and stamps another folder before binding it and sealing it.
"Do me a favour and burn this"
>Hands another folder titled 'Food and Supplys Requesitions' and dated this month to Jackson
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>45029631
forgot the roll
>>
>>45029631
>the Orks grin quickly fades
itz uh, a kind of food on me homm planit
>the Ork extands a hand to the Ogryn
I won?
>>
>>45029577
Well we're retrofitting this here transport and we were wondering if we should put a supercharger or a turbocharger on the engine. What do you think we should do? Has anyone ever said that your huge for a techpriest.

>>45029595
Ah Rax good to see you. We're trying to improve this vehicle right now so we can use some help. Also You shotgun is here.
>hands him a shiny new shotgun
It's got semi and full auto so just flip this switch and you'll be good to go.

>>45029633
Why am I burning the request forms?
>takes them
>>
>Goes back to her office in the Embassy, and has the Techpriest check the device once she is safely in orbit

>"Just because you like the Xeno does not mean you trust them."
>>
>>45029519
Ork Cain detected!

>>45029544
Mhm..fine, I believe, just....urgh, head hurts.

>>45029618
Aye ma'am...would be nice to...uh....not kill everything more often....
>salutes with her free arm as Verasii leaves.
>>
>>45029667
>Looks at Jackson like he's a idiot
"Fine throw them out the airlock then"
>>
>>45029687
I mean why destroy them instead of fulfilling them?
>>
>>45029680
Ork Yarrik, he has an ummie arm he uses for fencing
>>
>>45029667
I'll need to have a look at it from the inside and speak with the machine spirit before I can give you an answer, sir.

And to answer your second question:
My body was enhanced to lift multiple heavy objects, height was a requirement.

>"Ah, lies, lovely lies. Probably the only reason I wake up every morning."
>>
>>45029667
Thanks! Speaking of new things, some stuff arrived. Ammo, weapons, the Pit Thing I requested... And some books, apparently for you.
>>
>>45029680
>Touches Alice's forehead.
You're warm, too warm, maybe you're ill?
Want me to carry you back to our quarters? Look after you for a while whilst you rest?
>>
>>45029674
>after several minutes, the inquisitor's decryption cogitators reveal that it contains military intelligence of a necron dynasty several solar systems away. It appears to be planning an attack on a nearby hiveworld, but the dynasty's logistics could be thrown into disarray by attacking a certain relatively lightly defended logic center on one of its worlds.
>>
>>45029704
>Pauses for a moment and takes the folder back and reads the title again.
"Oh wait no burn this one"
>Gives him another folder called 'Personnel Reviews'
>Sorts the requisition folder back into his organiser.
>>
will be posting slowly, can I get a tldr for while I was away?
>>
>>45029664
>Wada takes the hand, not sure what´s going on.
Sure.
>The Ogryns mind seems to turn towards food now.
Grot food? what´s it like?
>>
>>45029770
Nothing too much happenned. The warpsmith and a techmarine fixed the warp drive, and the crew is minding their own bussiness each
>>
>>45029791
>the Ork grins menacingly
chewy
>>
>>45029748
Oooo. They came quickly. I knew becoming an Amazon Primarch member was a good idea

>>45029730
believable enough. I'm surprised you found robes in your size.

>>45029767
That I can burn. I hate that "review_my_officer.empr" site
>>
>>45029770
well no one has started shooting as of yet so that's great! I jinxed us didn't I?
>>
>>45029710
Kommiboss Yarik, got pissed when his arm was removed, stole spare human one. Mate I love it.

>>45029760
Mhm....don't need to carry me fully lass....I'm fine....plus this gear is heavy....jus....sling my arm over your shoulders....should be easy enough to half-drag me..
>>
>>45029748
Wait....Rax finally got his beloved Pit Thing? D-did it come via Praetoria and a certain Quartermaster General?
>>
>>45029812
What is that... Nevermind. Well, I'll be loot- err... Cleaning Rogan's room some more until there is some work for me.
>>
>>45029812
Agreed, what a surprise
>"If you only knew."
>It's actually walking around hunchbacked inside the robes.
I shall proceed my analysis and begin to speak with the machine spirit then.
>Boards the transport.
>>
>>45029848
probably... Or I am planning something. Again. Huehuehuehuehue.
>>
>>45029805
Sound tasty. Need to ask kitchen.
>Wada smiles to himself before he realizes, that he had lost again against Bob. His ears seem to be a bit damaged.
Good opponent. Me gotta train better.
>>
>wanders around the ship, keeping as far from engineering as possible.
>>
>>45029833
>Pulls Alice's arm over her shoulders.
>Before walking forward she places her forehead against hers.
>Staying silent for a couple of seconds staring directly into her eyes.
Bloody hell, yes you're waaay to warmer than my own forehead, come here you, it's time to go to rest if you want to assist to Omicron's Funeral!
>>
>>45029855
Oh yes. What about those amulets in his room?

>>45029857
>he didn't notice his armored boots are sticking out of his robes...
>I'm going to see how this plays out
Well I hope you can find the spirit in all the parts
>>
OFF-Air
>Wanders over to his oven in the studio
>Starts rolling out dough
>Starts baking a fresh batch of cookies.
>>
>>45029882
we train together, get big 'n strong
>taking out the toof from his pocket he hands it to the Ogryn
Ork Toof, good lukk chrm
>>
>>45029904
They are still there, some twenty of them. I'm not an expert but wasn't he executed because of heresy? And heresy was a bad thing?
>>
>>45029914
please, no more chaos food
>>
>>45029948
It wasn't chaos, he was allergic to glutton
>>
>>45029947
He wasn't executed he went to an arguably better place, I think. So, who's names were there?
>>
>>45029963
he started screaming in tongues and became a deamon host before exploding... what kind of alergies do you have?
>>
>>45029891
Rest sounds good....urgh....might be good to get a couple of painkillers....
>Alice is stumbling slightly as she's half dragged through the corridors.
You're a good person you know.

>>45029914
>There are more delicious treats to be found inside the Radio Station.
>PANICS EXTERNALLY.
>>
>>45029904
Yeah it can't almost be seen in the picture but a small detail:
It's not boots.
It's 4 talons facing different directions each (As in if seen from below they form a cross), the only thing remaining of the Space Marine is the brain, all else is cybernetic and way slimmer and taller than a normal human, although not as tall as an astartes.


>Is taking notes of his own on the transport, checking consoles, installation, batteries...
>"Innovative and imaginative, almost raging tech-heresy... I like it. No need to force the machine spirit into submission for now, mere appeassing will do."

Turbocharger will do fine in this able beast.
Thread replies: 255
Thread images: 12

banner
banner
[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / biz / c / cgl / ck / cm / co / d / diy / e / fa / fit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mu / n / news / o / out / p / po / pol / qa / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Home]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
If a post contains personal/copyrighted/illegal content you can contact me at [email protected] with that post and thread number and it will be removed as soon as possible.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com, send takedown notices to them.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from them. If you need IP information for a Poster - you need to contact them. This website shows only archived content.