Here's something i don't think I've ever seen done before. Let's see how it turns out
Rules
>1. Posts ending in 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9 can add features, traits, ability scores, etc. to BBEG
>2. You can only add one thing per post
>3. Dubs let you override, alter, or remove any one previously established trait
>4. Fun is optional.
>>44731900
Bbeg is wealthy. Not rich, but wealthy. Money means nothing to him.
>>44731900
BBEG is made of bees and nothing but bees.
>BBEG
Ugh, how lame.
>>44731900
Very strong, capable of fist fighting an Orc.
>>44732047
So he's wealthy but lame. Let's give him incredible mental powers, then.
>>44731900
His long-term goal is immortality for the sake of pleasure.
>>44732047
Oh do not even start that shit again.
>>44731900
He gives edgy quips in between rounds of combat
>>44732173
>wah he's making fun of me for being gay wah
Quit being gay then.
He has a wife and 3 kids.
He has a large array of political connections that leave him difficult to attack out right without offending his allies.
>>44731935
>BBEG is a family man
>"I have love, so I have all I need"
>"except for the power to raise the dead, I still need that"
>>44732200
You're the only one being a faggot. So stop being a faggot.
He is a comedian at heart, and will without fail make a joke every third minute unless he's silenced or he's sleeping, no matter how inappropriate the joke is for the atmosphere.
>>44731970
Damn it man why'd you have to roll a 0
>>44731935
>>44732047
>>44732159
>>44732291
>>44732309
So the BBEG is a wealthy and politically connected lame family man seeking to the power to raise the dead in order to become immortal.
This is surprisingly coherent.
>>44731900
The BBEG is a cute little girl.
>>44732431
>>44732429
Less coherent now.
He's a shapeshifter I guess
>>44732431
>>44732465
Is not possible
We already established he's a man
>>44732508
No, the BBEG is a shapeshifter. >>44732465
So a little girl, too.
Are you going to cry or something?
>>44732465
>>44732508
I vote we get rid of the little girl suggestion. It was good and coherent as it was.
He settles every debt he makes.
With Axes.
>>44732592
The BBEG is a shapeshifter who prefers his little girl form to his real one. You can't vote it away.
Get dubs or get lost.
His main hobby is telling newfags how long he's been on 4chan
>>44732643
Actually, >>44732508 was right until you made your comment right now.
Rolled 26 (1d100)
>>44731900
>Not using 1d100 instead of post number
What sort of degenerate are you.
They are always the most stylish individual in the room. No exceptions. This is enforced violently.
>>44732758
ouch lost twice.
They have the fashion sense of this guy
>>44732643
>>44732689
and so the thread went to shit
rip
>>44732429
>>44732750
wait so BBEG is a family man but spends his time as a little girl
does that make his wife a Lolicon?
I think it does.
>>44732758
Fuuuuck. I am a dumber man than I thought.
I'll work out a system for a new thread later. Till then I guess this one just has to ride it out.
>>44732833
dubs confirm
>>44731900
BBEG has a fetish for balloon women.
Can play any instrument to virtuoso skill as long as no one is in the room.
>>44732643
fuck you
>>44732963
BBEG is a balloon woman.
Alright let's do the hero
>1. Posts ending in 0, 2, 4, 6, and 8 can add features, traits, ability scores, etc. to the hero
>2. You can only add one thing per post
>3. Dubs let you override, alter, or remove any one previously established trait
>4. Fun is optional.
>>44733133
The hero is a mythical warrior from a bygone age.
>>44733133
The hero is a cute little boy.
>>44733133
Hero has tamed a herd of dragons and commands them.
>>44733433
story ends with Hero marrying BBEGs because the Hero and BBEG solved their conflict by talking it out
>>44733505
re-roll
>>44733133
the hero uses a garrote as a weapon
It is ancient, and evil
>Not doing hero and villain together with even numbers going to the hero and odds to the villain...
>>44731900
The BBEG has a roving gang of thug lolis as enforcers
>>44734175
>thug loli
There is no BBEG and everyone is morally grey
>>44733133
The hero comes from a primitive culture that almost completely revolves around war, honor and machismo.
>>44732643
But only because his wife likes dressing him up, it helps him relate to his daughter, and it's honestly kinda comfy. Official functions and what have you, he keeps his original form.
>>44734978
This again.
