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You are Anode, Captain of the Maverick Hunters, Fourth Overland Unit, and you are currently having a bad time.
You are on-mission somewhere in remote Canadastan, in pursuit of Soul Foxfire, a hacker-for-hire who has apparently either A: converted a massive cyberspace research facility into a dynamic neural array experimentation lab, B: lured you into a labyrinth of unreality and virtual illusions, or C: both.
And she's a FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD.
>>44686494
You've expended your heaviest special weapon ammo, but you're doing okay on your utility kit. You've taken not-inconsiderable damage, you've been forced to go from path Fuck This Noise to path Also Fuck This Noise, and she dropped a bowl of cereal on your head.
Things could be going better.
You've opted to try to take back initiative by forging ahead, rather than moving slowly and methodically. You're ascending what seems like a giant, empty ventilation turbine, a fan twirling slowly and lazily overhead, filtering light through the blades. All around, scaffolding and catwalks and causeways. And on the walls, Dodge Blasters--quick-moving mechaniloid guns that have an obnoxious tendency to scoot out of the way when they read incoming fire.
You ascend as fast as you can, as far as you can, using your EAS and coils to good effect.
And that's when you're sideswiped by a flash of light, catching you midjump and nearly sending you tumbling back down to the lowest level, only a T. Coil snaring a handrail keeping you from taking the whole trip twice.
God damn it, it was another Hotarion.
You hear another pass coming.
>Not twice, motherfuckers--gun them down.
>Go defensive. No more losing ground to the strafing.
>Other?
>>44686503
>Go defensive. No more losing ground to the strafing.
>>44686503
>Go Defensive.
Those things are a pain, but judging by past experiences they are also followed by something else and keep coming. Use your mobility to dodge those who get in the way and the jump jets when needed.
Be on guard in case more bullshit happens... which will likely happen.
>>44686503
>Go defensive. No more losing ground to the strafing.
>>44686503
>Not twice, motherfuckers--gun them down.
>>44686574
>>44686587
>>44686743
You grit your teeth, only a second or two to make up your mind.
The problem is that Hotarions are so fucking FAST--seeing a pass coming is more warning than you normally get, and even knowing they're inbound is no guarantee you can avoid them. The best move is to screen your advance with fire, but that relies on having shots in the air in front of you as they come screaming in. With all these causeways, you have no idea when or where they're going to angle in for a pass.
You zip up your coil and break the chain, hanging in midair for an instant--you swear you can see the flash in the corner of your eye--and then you dive to earth once more, wreathed in flame from your booster pack. Your boots hit the catwalk and it actually bows with the landing, floorplates taking on a dull reddish glow from the hit as your capacitors jump another couple percent.
One half-second to find your feet, another to plant them. Your busters are still coming up as the first Hotarion smashes into you, straight in the stomach, and you lurch, but hold steady, shields flashing as it phases uncomfortably straight through you without stopping. Your guns are firing for the third one's pass, the incoming mechaniloid catching a pair of shots from a wild spree of chain-firing, It twists out of control to one side, wing exploding in a gout of flame, flickering winding trails of uncontained spiraling plasma before it impacts the far wall and explodes.
Fast or no, they need time to set up for another pass. You move forward while you can, triggering a Raikousen and only just clearing the Dodge Blaster that had drawn a bead on you during your stand.
>>44687016
You scale like a lunatic, alternating coils and capacitor-aided dashes as you rocket up, and up, and up, around, and around, and around. The next pass is inbound--this time, with rickety catwalks and no place to dig in, you snare the walls at this elevation with a pair of coils and rocket up one of them, spooling the other more slack to avoid breaking it.
Two streaks of light only just miss you on a death-dive through the room. You retract the furthest cable and haul your way out to the top of the vent shaft and duck into a maintenance access hallway. The door slams shut behind you as you burst through before the mechaniloids get another swing at you, plunging you into darkness.
With a loud clunk, the lights flicker to life, glinting off the metalwork of another figure in the room.
Your eyes widen in reflexive fear at the form of Spin Jagwire--whole, neither misshapen nor damaged, so far as you can tell.
>Act.
>>44687029
Grenades were his weakness, right? Take a couple of shots at him to see if he'll try to dodge, and then throw a couple of grenades at his landing spot.
>>44687029
We are just getting the whole party of mavs who caused us mental turmoil now. At this point I'll say that Soul is trying to drudge up memories and fears to fuck with us.
To hell with that noise. Our grenades are his weakness. Shut him down and keep it up. This is going to be a mobile battle if those bugs keep coming.
>>44687029
> Ascertain the underlying nature of the not-really guy; this is an illusion or a VR/AR hack or some sort of form-shifting thing or gods forbit an actual limited DNA rez.
This guy is not a threat - we can take him out, but we need to know Fox's game.
>>44687149
He is likely a threat, just like the mechanoids, but the threat may be a mix. Considering that she was hacking rho, she was likely going through rosters and finding their hunting history and which mavs caused them the most trouble. Remember, the reports said that she likes to play with her target. Of course, if she tries to bring up Saetos, we know that she's bullshitting and can probably break out of her bullshit.
>>44687029
okay, how the HELL does she have enough resources to make all these mavericks? This is definitely not merc pay anymore, I'm starting to believe the illusions thing.
Sit down at my table, put your minds at ease.
If you relax it will enable me to do... anything I please.
I've got voodoo, I've got hoodoo, I've got things I ain't even TRIED!
And I've got friends made of homicide!
>>44687318
He's got friends made of homiciiiiiiiide.
>>44687335
Ten points.
>>44687029
Shoot a couple of grenades and get the battle in your favor quickly. This is starting to be a pattern and the pattern will not be in our favor here shortly. (Especially when things are starting to look more fully formed.) Whether it's real or not, the longer we have to dwell on this, the more likely this is going to more than sting.
Fuck
If this is a reploid ressurection facility then the last one might be Skipjaw
If it is cyber-space illusion? Solstrike Fucking Saetos
So I've got a potentially dumb theory on this. I was willing to accept the spider and the turtle, because they were both fairly effective Mavericks in their own ways and bringing them back would have tangible benefits to the 'cause', such as it is.
Jagwire, though? Jagwire was barely on the radar power-wise, and did nothing but cause some small scale havoc and generally be nuts. There's not a real advantage to bringing him back... unless you're specifically trying to fuck with Anode.
Everything about this mission was kinda funny from the start, and I was really curious about the "full, but limited, Cyberspace Overlap" that was mentioned in the mission description. I've got a pretty good idea what that meant, now, because why would a cyberspace lab have all the tech to rebuild mavericks or mass-produce these asshole mechaniloids? Why would there be a giant fan staircase tunnel thing?!
I don't think we're in Cyberspace, but we've had Cyberspace dropped on top of us, so to speak.
In nerdier terms, we're not in the Matrix, we're on the Holodeck. Alternately, in the Danger Room.
Or I'm totally wrong and this lab is just weird.
>>44687029
>Ascertain virtual status
>Grenades to avoid dying in the process
>>44687029
>Fire at will, stay far away, Skippers where he lands
Also, did all the reploids we fought good at close-quarters?
>Wolfspider has nitrogen
>Tumult described as "able to brawl with Ride Armors"
>Jagwire has his spin-to-win and cables to get close
>>44687622
Not all, and Wolfspider and Terapin also had quite the range game. Bloodhound was likely shit in close quarters, so he kept it ranged as long as he could, and Guns favored long range to melee but could mix it up a bit I think.
>>44687802
No, no, I meant here, against Foxfire
>>44687071
>>44687106
>>44687149
>>44687441
>>44687572
>>44687622
...No. No, fuck this.
You sight on with your skippers and wait.
He twitches.
You shoot.
The grenade sails through the air like a meteor of your crystallized disgust and hate, catching him in the side as he turns. The explosion is small, but telling--his shields flash as he twists away, darting to the wall on one of his coils. You fire another at where his coil is moored, and he fires another mid-flight to stop himself from barreling into it. A moment later he breaks off the cables with a swing and a jump, coming down into a crouch before pouncing forwards, casting one of his armblades at you.
Ceratanium clashes with your lance as you snap it up and at the ready, diverting the blade before it can bite into your arm. He slings a cable, hooking your lance arm and yanking you forward, the razor braid hooking through your elbow joint and biting, paint scratching and metal shrieking as it claws up your buster plating. With another yank he pulls your arm out, the line going taut, even as he winds up with his armblade--pull it out, hack it off.
>Grab the cable, braid be damned, and yank him right back.
>The misericorde still works as a knife--cut the line before he cuts your arm.
>Shoot him in the face with another Skipper while you're grappling.
>Other?
>>44687903
>Shoot him in the face with another Skipper while you're grappling.
>>44687903
>Shoot him in the face with another Skipper while you're grappling.
>>44687903
>>The misericorde still works as a knife--cut the line before he cuts your arm.
>>44687903
>Grab the cable, braid be damned, and yank him right back.
>>44687903
>The misericorde still works as a knife--cut the line before he cuts your arm.
>>44687903
>>Other?
Gut check him with our shoulder then shank him with the misericorde
Sup HC and CL
>>44687903
>Shoot him in the face with another Skipper while you're grappling.
>>44687903
>The misericorde still works as a knife.
Jagwire's main strength is his speed and melee. That wire keeps us put and puts an arm on the line. With the other buggers around we do NOT want to be still. remove the wire and get ready.
>>44687903
>The misericorde still works as a knife--cut the line before he cuts your arm.
Disengage, stay on the move, and gut him as soon as there's an opening.
>>44687903
>The misericorde still works as a knife--cut the line before he cuts your arm.
Even better if you can use the momentum he's using against him and cut him back (or through).
>>44687903
>>The misericorde still works as a knife--cut the line before he cuts your arm.
I refuse to allow us to be the subject of an entire goddamn week's worth of "mostly 'armless" puns. Fuck that.
Grab the cable and send a charge through it? Did we try that last time?
>>44688615
I'm pretty sure he's resistant to that sort of thing.
>>44687949
>>44688021
>>44688169
>>44688231
>>44688452
>>44688535
You wrest your off-hand free and grab your knife from your hip, bringing it up and hacking through the cable with the intense hi-beam. Your arm pulls free just before the swinging blade falls, rolling your wrist to deflect it with the "flat" of the lance at the last instant. You plant your boot on the coil and raise your guard again, ready to ward away his next attack, stowing the knife and raising your buster.
That's all the time he needs to barrel in, once again driving aside your lance with one of his blades as he bowls you over, a whirlwind of gnashing teeth and razors.
You tumble backwards and roll, throwing him behind you and pulling yourself up as your shields flicker. Rather than wait for another exchange, you lunge first, a coil whipping past you, clipping your cheek and chipping your helmet on one side. He waits for you--you can see it, he's going to answer your attack with another one of his bladed spins.
Fortunately, your boosters are off-cooldown.
You throw a Raikousen into the mix--the electricity may not hurt him, but the extra speed behind your impact sure as shit will--and you slam into him as a blazing, crackling meteor, throwing him across the room with a fresh wedge carved out of his torso.
You let your lance come back to ready as his back hits the wall so hard he bounces, the maverick ignoring the pain and catching himself lightly on his feet--you'd say none the worse for wear, but you definitely struck him hard.
>That felt good. Charge in and hack him up again.
>Initiative's yours, pelt him with skippers while he tries to take it back.
>Other?
>>44688710
>Initiative's yours, pelt him with skippers while he tries to take it back.
>>44688710
>Initiative's yours, pelt him with skippers while he tries to take it back.
>>44688710
>Initiative is yours, pelt him with skippers while he tries to take it back.
No point going for melee again. Finish him off and don't let him get back on his feet.
>>44688710
>Initiative's yours, pelt him with skippers while he tries to take it back.
Like >>44688802 , take the lead and run with it, the shorter we can make this, the better.
>>44688710
>Initiative's yours, pelt him with skippers while he tries to take it back.
>>44688710
>Initiative's yours, pelt him with skippers while he tries to take it back.
If this is a B-rank mission, we're dead on an A.
>>44688919
You're assuming the actual rank matters. It doesn't. Every mission is a G.
Can we roll do disbelieve?
Why the hell would Hackerwoman be in charge in reviving these assholes, or at least charged with protecting the facility that's doing that?
Is she a generic supergenius kind who knows all sciences "when did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics last night" style?
>>44688740
>>44688752
>>44688802
>>44688875
>>44688900
>>44688919
"Nope," you declare, stowing the lance and raising both busters.
You open with a regular shot, forcing him to juke, and then send another highball sailing into his legs as he's forced to pick a direction. "Nope."
"Fuckin' NOPE," you shout, jumping backward and leaving an exploding present skittering across the floor as he tries to tag you again.
He barrels in for your landing spot, a tornado of bladed death--only to catch a literal faceful of grenade as you shoot him right in the fucking head. "NOOOOOOPE!"
He staggers back, reeling and blind, cables flailing out wildly to try to knock the grenades out of the air before they hit, but they're too fast. One more, and no more fucking Jagwire.
His explosion is oddly serene--you shiver in anger and disgust as you remember the first time you killed the son of a bitch, just as peaceful as before, as he declared himself the center of one last massacre.
It pisses you off. You examine your injuries--the blades chewed through your shields some, by design, light scoring and a damaged elbow on one arm.
With Jagwire dealt with, the room is little more than a wide entryway. Cautiously, you advance, moving forward through the area until you find...
Terrific, another split path. An elevator platform rests waiting, beside another maintenance hatch in the floor. You're a few hundred feet from the end of the turbine you entered from, you estimate--this will be someplace new.
>Up.
>Down.
>>44689095
>Down.
We must descend into this hell that was designed for us.
>>44689095
>Down
TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL I CHASE THEE NERD!
>>44689095
>Down.
While up makes sense, it's not a good idea to get into anything that someone could be controlling (like this entire scenario AND that could plummet at any time)
Take the hatch and hope the boss rush is almost over with.
>>44689095
>Up
>>44689095
> Down
Going up is ALWAYS bad. Especialyl when it means bats and floating mines and a autoscroll section.
Going down, not ALWAYS bad, just likely bad; and classicly they lead to less enemies and more precision jumping. Check out our dash and grapple and jetpack.
>>44689095
>Down down down dooby doo down down.
>>44689095
>>Down.
worked for us last time.
Go down. When we run out of corridor, start digging. Invade hell.
>>44689169
>>44689175
>>44689190
>>44689267
>>44689666
You decide to go back down, reasoning that elevators plus horrible nerd fox cyberspace DNA death labyrinth is a procedural death spiral.
Fuck that noise. Fuck all this noise, really.
You inspect the hatch, seeing a platform waiting below--just in case, you ready the coils again, and leap.
...And you emerge back in the massive underwater glass room you turned away from at the beginning of this wonderful sojourn.
Except it's upside-down.
"Fuck you, Foxfire," you hiss, venom in your voice and murder in your eyes. "Fuck you and your cyberspace deathtraAH FUCK--"
You're clocked--again--by a Hotarion pass and tumble off the bottom of the top platform, or the top of the bottom platform, or wherever the FUCK you are, the world turning rightside up for a moment as you plummet in inverted freefall.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znB0j62e2UE
Your shoulder wrenches hard as you manage to grab onto a ladder, twisting around to shoot at the gecko mechaniloid already climbing towards you.
You're in the middle of the room.
God.
Damn it.
>Back up. You know where down leads.
>Back down. Who the fuck knows where anything leads any more?
>>44689826
>>44689826
>Back up. You know where down leads.
Hey, I actually found one of these threads before it died! Have a old piece of work I kept updating!
Also
>>44689826
>Back up. You know where down leads.
>>44689826
>>Back down. Who the fuck knows where anything leads any more?
>>44689826
>Back down. Who the fuck knows where anything leads any more?
FUCK IT LET'S ROCKET RIGHT INTO HELL
>>44689826
>Blow everything up. Including the glass. Especially the glass.
>>44689953
Oh, fuck yes! Thank you so much, that shit's saved right away.
>>44689953
Beautiful.
Keep going back and forth through the door rapidly until the loader glitches out.
It works in metroid!
>>44689826
>Lose fucking mind, blindly discharge electricity into nearest everything.
>>44689826
> up
Would Navigation have been fucked if we hadn't gone there during the invasion?
>>44690110
They'd be even worse off than they are now--you might not be able to requisition support on A-class, maybe even S-class missions.
>>44688615
He absorbs electricity. Worse off, he heals from it.
I just hope contacting Ro didn't give foxy a direct line to it.
>>44689826
>>Back down. Who the fuck knows where anything leads any more?
>>44689826
>Back down. Who the fuck knows where anything leads any more?
something something line passed, let's see how far we can go anyway, etc.
>>44690145
And Wellesley?
>>44690297
Would probably have survived, but certainly not unharmed and able to operate.
>>44689826
>Back up. You know where down leads.
>>44689826
>Back up. You know where down leads.
Ups have it, votes closed
>>44689826
>>Back down. Who the fuck knows where anything leads any more?
>>44690539
>>44690540
Guys.
Guys, pls.
I have work tomorrow.
Gonna go ahead and write with climbing back up.
>>44690145
Every time a Nana or Marino pic pops up saddens me that there has been no continuation of Command Mission.
>>44690565
Then you shouldn't have gone with the implication that we would reach a new area by going down.
>>44690633
Technically speaking, you did. Foxfire isn't playing fair.
>>44690712
Oh. Missed the fact that you were complaining about close votes.
>>44690633
Thing about these sorts of stages is that reality is someone else's plaything. You see an area you went through before? Chances are it's copy and paste.
HC, I think I finally got what is going on. Each fork leads to a different former hunt of our previous 8, doesn't it?
>>44689937
>>44689953
>>44690108
>>44690503
>>44690514
Fuck. This. Shit.
You fire a coil overhead, grab onto something, and take off, ziplining up just as another Hotarion passe, barely avoiding it.
The line suddenly goes slack--you look up and fire another as it tumbles by you, a Ladder Yadder above you having freed it from the ladder it grappled onto.
You brace instinctively for the third Hotarion as your ascent slows, but it never comes--maybe her resources aren't as infinite as it appears, after all.
That said, there's still two out there, and the first is nearly ready for another pass. You twist around and grab the ladder, clearing it before another mechaniloid can dislodge you, and start up yet another long ladder.
You wait, and wait, and wait, and finally take off like a shot, your boosters getting a real workout this mission. The Hotarion pass slams straight into a wall of rising fire, and you fire your busters wildly in all directions for the second. And scream a little. You actually manage to see that stupid little light wink out as a stray shot catches it on one of the angles of ingress, taking the third and final(? Please, god, final) firefly out.
With that your climb is relatively easy--pausing to take out a Ladder Yadder or change the ladder you're on, you finally make it back up to where you started, enter the ex-Jagwire room, and continue climbing.
This time, though, things change. The air gets cooler, darker. You can still see--somehow--edges and angles and platforms and the ladder under your hands and feet still "alight" as if in the prior rooms. Occasionally, a pulse of bright light sweeps over the area in a hard-defined line--it reminds you of nothing so much as a hertz refresh cycle. It has a slow, rhythmic pulse, coming steadily every few seconds.
And then, you emerge into a long dark.
And the ceiling starts falling.
>>44690792
You dodge a block, then stumble back an extra step as a central core emerges from the top and pulses with energy, sending rapid-fire shots your way.
Another starts to fall over your head as you pass below it.
>BOOK IT!
>KILL IT!
>>44690805
>KILL IT!
HA HA, TIME FOR MINIBOSS ROOM
>>44690805
>>KILL IT!
KILL ALL THE THINGS
>>44690805
>KILL IT!
>>44690805
>KILL IT!
>>44690805
>KILL IT!
Anode used Supercharged Lock-on Hunter!
>>44690805
>KILL IT!
>>44690805
>Curl up and cry
I bet this entire mission would be a cake-walk if we'd gone to the Cyberspace exhibit instead of Wily's.
>>44690792
>If everything is melted from repeated plasma, nothing can threaten you.
>>44690934
Out of those on the turtle bastard
>>44690826
>>44690828
>>44690897
>>44690908
>>44690934
>>44690935
>>44691094
You dash away, readying twinned charge shots--sure enough, not only is there a second, but now a third falling block. You turn on your heel and jump straight up, just barely clear as it falls past you in the air, and sight on the furthest back of the three, actively firing on you, the second acquiring, the third still in transit.
The charged plasma makes short work of the first one, but the time it takes to gun down the second lets the third pop up and catch you with a shot before you can snap your lance up and cut it down in one stroke.
And that's when you "hear" the distinct feeling of a targeting lock on you.
You move again, using the Raikousen to get clear as something spirals into the space you were occupying just a second ago. You turn and raise your buster to see...
Triangles. Spinning geometry, floating through space, like you stepped into isometric drafting software. You spray it with buster fire as it retracks and swoops in on you, disappearing in a faint, muted explosion.
Then, you hear six more pings as two rows of the damn things spin up.
Even your auto-buster fire isn't enough--between trying to dodge six things all around you or thinning them out, you opt for the latter, your shields taking yet another blow from the two you can't burn down in time. No Lockon Hunters left means no quick kills, but with a final one-two swing of the lance, you finally clear the air.
The hallway is quiet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KFlkdNGVJHA
The hallway is no longer quiet.
Fucking Fox.
You move forward cautiously, but the ceiling does not fall. No more high school math attacks.
You reach the end, passing through the only door available to you.
...And find Foxfire, her back turned to you, typing away furiously on a terminal.
>>44691473
"Just a sec, be right with you," she calls over her shoulder, before hunching forward. "...and your waifu is shit. Send, aaaaand done. Okay, hi."
>...What ARE you?
>...Okay, fine, you win, what the fuck was that about.
>Other?
>>44691493
>...Okay, fine, you win, what the fuck was that about.
>>44691493
>Other
No introductions
Just shoot to kill
>>44691493
>give me a good reason not to shoot you in 3 seconds.
>>44691493
>What the fuck?
>WHY the fuck?
>Who the fuck?
>>44691493
>...Okay, fine, you win, what the fuck was that about.
>>44691493
>YOUR HUSBANDO A SHIT.
>But seriously, we done or do we really have to do more of this bullshit?
>>44691534
And miss out on top-tier banter?
>>44691493
>>...What ARE you?
>>44691534
No. Death is too good for the hell that will be brought upon her. There will be legends about the pain and tedium she will face. All the while she is forced to listen to old swingers music.
Mean time.
>..Okay, fine, you win, what the fuck was that about.
>>44691493
>Ask what the actual fuck, but don't admit defeat.
>>44691493
>>...Okay, fine, you win, what the fuck was that about.
>...What ARE you?
>>44691493
>Cut your hair and get a job, slacker.
>>44691493
>...Okay, fine, you win, what the fuck was that about.
>>44691493
>Shoot her
>>44691493
Annnnd now I just realized she probably just sent all the data we were trying to STOP her from sending. Fuck. We just cannot win this mission.
>>44691493
> Other
So, now that I've gotten my exercise for the next week, what sort of Top 10 Pop chart were you listening to that made you want to play "Super Fighting Stage" designer?
And by that I mean if the next sentence out of your mouth isn't "I Surrender", your Scouter there is toast.
>>44691732
Wasn't she trying to hack Rho? If she was after data from this facility, she's clearly had the run of it, so that would be long sent by now.
when we start shooting her remember to scream nerd as loud as you can.
>>44691941
Seconding. And loot her body for lunch money.
>>44691732
Don't be so pessimistic. There's probably a good reason she's still here despite a dangerous Hunter trying to 'decommision' her.
>>44691493
>Other. "NEEEERD."
>>44691493
>[desire to waifu intensifies]
>>44692198
Oh, and add 'blow up the console' if it looks like it's still sending.
>>44692255
No. You never waifu a mav, man, it just breaks your heart when they try to kill you again and again.
>>44692255
Don't go for hipster hackers. A year down the line she'll have blue hair, gain 100lbs, and ditch us for Largescale Mustang.
>>44692255
Do you think some reploids get disgusted at humanoids dating animal-based reploids, the same way I'm disgusted at your furry fetish?
>>44692332
Mustang can do far better.
>>44691493
>No, your waifu a shit.
>...Okay, fine, you win, what the fuck was that about.
> I don't suppose you want to surrender now?
>>44691512
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>>44691587
>>44691597
>>44691602
>>44691648
>>44691651
>>44691680
>>44691697
>>44691736
You just stare blankly as she stands up, a bathrobe thrown haphazardly over the back of the chair sliding to the floor, which she kicks away into a pile of what looks like dirty laundry.
"Why," you hiss.
"Because some scrubulon was trying to tell me he understands Evangelion better than I do." She folds her arms. "Makinami Mari Illustrious is the best thing that ever happened to the story, and I'll fight anyone who says otherwise."
"Oh my god, you really are a huge fucking nerd." She looks like someone threw a few buckets of paint onto a canine humanoid frame--garish, almost neon purple plating with green accents around the joints, and orange cuffs and head. Bright red underlines and accentuated eyelashes give her a cartoonish look, matched by an insufferably smug grin and a bright green lens over one eye, opposite a mouthpiece microphone.
She looks like Shadowrun had a horrible lovechild with the entirety of the 80s, with the animation budget to boot.
You hate her even more now, oh my god.
She shrugs. "Yyyyyyes, and I just got to watch you fall down the stairs for like half an hour. Better believe that's going on the internet."
"You were recording? Of course you were recording. Didn't you come here to hack Rho or something?"
"Rho what now? The hunter database lady? Yeah, that too, I guess. Ever heard of dual screens? Or being a robot so you can see feeds in your head?" She taps her temple over the lensed eye--the pupil of which is a bullseye. Almost on cue, it rolls up in her head, presenting the other side of the optic--with a heart on it. Cute. "Got my eye on you~" she trills.
You resist the urge to facepalm, keeping your eyes and gun on her. "Look, just. Stop. Stop being a shit. Stop being the shit. Stop being the ur-shit, from which all other loaves were squeezed. Surrender and come quietly and stop doing the thing."
>>44692513
"Hmmmmmmnnnlet me think about that for a minope!" She declares cheerfully, suddenly disappearing in a flash of light.
An instant later she reappears at the end of the room before another command console. Oh fuck no, not again. She dramatically sweeps a ton of papers and dirty dishes off the top, shattering loudly across the floor.
"No reason," she says. "I just always wanted to do that and I am getting the fuck out of here as soon as this is done." Foxfire throws her arm back, her tail bobbing up and then splitting into a shimmering, cascading light, burning behind her in what can only be cyberspace manipulation. "Now ready up, buttercup!"
>Stay defensive. Let's see how she actually fights.
>Electrodash, jump jets, shove a beam saber into her words hole.
>>44692535
>>Electrodash, jump jets, shove a beam saber into her words hole.
Give in to your hate.
>>44692535
>>Electrodash, jump jets, shove a beam saber into her words hole.
NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN
>>44692535
>Stay Defensive. Let's see how she actually fights.
Do not rush in when a consol is right behind her. Let her come to you. Also taunt her. I'm thinking.. 'Evagellion was a shit super robot anime. Can't handle gundam?'
>>44692665
She's stated we're on a time limit, so there's a good reason to rush in this time.
>>44692535
>Electrodash, jump jets, shove a beam saber into her words hole.
we youtube star now
>>44692513
>She shrugs. "Yyyyyyes, and I just got to watch you fall down the stairs for like half an hour. Better believe that's going on the internet."
Ugh, I knew it.
>>44692535
>Stay defensive. Let's see how she actually fights.
Getting fanny-flustered is exactly what she wants.
>>44692535
>Stay defensive. Let's see how she actually fights.
>>44692535
>You're not related to India by any chance, are you?
>Stay defensive.
She knows our tricks, so she would expect us to rush in. She revels in messing about. Also may have a teleporter.
>>44692688
A time limit after she deals with us. The thing she sent was the video of us. Our main issue is the fact we need to be careful with the tech.
Wish we knew the size of the boss room, but our standard move sets might have some problems. Don't fall for her taunts and make her mess up. She likes the new Eva? Mock her for it. Taunt her, tease her. Make her mess up and punish her ass for it.
If she lives, I say we do a follow up video like one of those GI Joe after show things.
>>44692535
>Electrodash, jump jets, shove a beam saber into her words hole.
She thrives on this back and forth shit where there's time to set up. Pirate this woman. Take what you can, give nothing back.
>>44692850
I was kind of favoring putting her through Jackass with her as the target of everything.
>>44692535
>Stay defensive. Let's see how she actually fights.
As much as I Want to pound her into unconsciousness, She's seen how we fight, so she probably knows what to expect. Defense is a better option here.
>>44692903
>as much as I Want to pound her into unconsciousness
Oh my!
>>44692535
>Stay defensive. Let's see how she actually fights.
>Also taunting, her waifu is shit.
>>44692917
Still nicer than all the people who're saying "STAB HER IN THE EVERYTHING"
>>44692899
No, can't be too physical. We are going to sit her down on the net, have her say her favorite anime is shit, and explain this is what happens when you try to be a maverick mercenary troll. Men in blue come to your stage and taze you.
>>44693066
Then let's reenact what we did to Seven if we take her alive.
Alternately, think that what we did ever got to youtube?
>>44693120
Probably. That seems to be the case with our stuff. Another punishment. Having zero access to anime, tech and being forced to do secretarial reports by hand.
>>44692535
>Electrodash, jump jets, shove a beam saber into her words hole.
I hope we get a sensor upgrade from this mission, we seriously need one.
>>44693358
I dunno, do you think we were getting hacked into fighting ghosts?
>>44692535
>Throw the cereal bowl at her head
>>44693404
I still think that was her own trickery mixed with cyberspace. Kind of makes me think of Metal Shark Player in how she operated there.
>>44693440
ok well I'm certainly not against the idea. I'd just like to find out how she compromised us, if she did, and focus on that.
>>44693404
I've been rooting for a sensor upgrade for a while.
>>44692535
As much as I reeeeeeally wanna punch her in the everywhere right now...
>Stay defensive. Let's see how she actually fights
>>44693677
Calling it here for defensive.
>>44693404
Yes, she pretty much said it with the falling down the stairs for 30 minutes and being a robot and seeing feeds in our head. We got ladders and straight corridors.
>>44693520
We likely compromised ourselves by calling for Navigator support.
>>44692535
>Stay defensive. Let's see how she actually fights.
Let's not jump into the fray blindly.
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You raise your busters and send a probing salvo downrange. Foxfire simply ducks to the side, her tail fanning out and coalescing into... eight more, flickering with billowing, digital flames.
"Naturally," you mutter, as she slings her arms forward, vents along the undersides opening up and--
And spawning swirling orbs of what looks like glitched, bad data, junk information swirling like galaxies of distortion interference. Okay, one: Glad you didn't take the chaff. Two: You're pretty definitely in cyberspace, if you weren't before.
You give the ... projectiles ... a wide berth, trying not to look into the yawning dots of unreality as they pass. Behind them, Foxfire's tailflames separate out from her body, burning little lights that slowly bob through the air like will o' the wisps. Two begin to track on you and almost lazily glide down at you from two directions, ignoring your fire as you shoot through them and at Foxfire.
You weave between them, charging plasma and firing from one barrel. When she commits to the dodge, you fire for her destination--
Only for her to catch herself on her palm and spring up and over the shot, vents on her legs flashing open and fanning another barrage of glitchy map nothingness at you. You dodge to the side--
Right into one of those eight flames that have spread around the area. You curse in surprise as your shields flicker. ... barely.
"Oh, huh, that, uh, didn't really hurt at all."
"Fool!" She crows. "You're in my domain, now! Your sensory perceptions are mine to command, annnah, not really. That's fine, more where that came from."
True enough--three more flames swoop in, forcing you on the back foot again. Yet more swirls of mapglitch fly from her arms and legs in crescent arcs, trying to fence you in.
>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
>You've seen how she moves Trade a hit to get one on her.
>>44694249
>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
We can't let her flood the field with projectiles and turn this into a bullet hell game.
>>44694249
The foxfire might hurt more with the data packs I bet. That said,
>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
FULL SPEED AHEAD, CAP'N!
>>44694249
>>You've seen how she moves Trade a hit to get one on her.
What do we have left?
>>44694249
>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
>>44694249
>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
>Ask your navigator to send more battle chips.
>>44694388
Not much. One or two skippers and half or so of your cables and T. Shells.
>>44694249
>>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
Keep her close and the fight where you can land the hurt.
Also, may be dying of laughter at >>44694425
>>44694249
>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
>>44694249
>T-coil to her chest.
>>44694249
>You've seen how she moves Trade a hit to get one on her.
We're way tougher than she is, so surely this will work out. Maybe try to use a Tumult Shell to cut down on the projectiles if we can actually avoid a hit at all.
>>44694249
>Use violence to solve problem.
>>44694249
>>You've seen how she moves Trade a hit to get one on her.
We can take the hit.
>>44694249
>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
Also fire a T.Shell at one of those unassigned pointer orbs to see what happens.
>>44694425
I wonder where that guy went who was planning a Battle Network quest with Harvestman and Dragonman.
>>44694249
>Out is through! Charge and close to melee!
Avoid those bad-data things though. I have a feeling they'll hurt a lot more than her tail flames.
Ok did I miss something? What's with the rubble?
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You decide now's the time--you reverse momentum suddenly, kicking up a wake of distortion and EM energy that ripples and bows the ground at your feet, the air seeming to flex around you as you pour 5% charge into a dash. You get a beautiful moment of stunned surprise on Foxfire's stupid face as you surge forward, boosters kicking in with a gout of flame.
And you barrel right through her, the mercenary vanishing into thin air.
You whip around to see her waving at you from atop a server closet against the wall, before mock-blowing a kiss and kipping off it, sending another cascade of glitchballs at you, forcing you back.
A quick look around tells you that it wasn't for nothing--there are now only seven flames drifting around the room, with the lost one replenishing slowly as an ember at Foxfire's back.
"How do you like my Spirit Flame?" She taunts, voice a saccharine coo. "Pretty fun, right?"
You roll your eyes and shoot at her to shut her up, taking a chance at swinging your lance through a ball of distortion. It bites... something, the blade warping and flickering before it perseveres, the projectile dissipating.
That's when she opens up with another few dozen of them, literally cartwheeling and handspringing as they chainfire from her arms and legs.
You bob and weave again, moving up slowly and firing back to limit her maneuvers and the angle of attack. Three of the flames draw near and swoop down, and you jet forward again to bypass them--
And run smack into one of the glitchballs.
There's no horrendous pain or moment of voiping out of existence, just a moment of disorientation and the sting of... what feels like heat.
"Is that all you've got?" you ask. "I went up against an S-class firebird, you ain't got shit on that."
"Big words from Sir Whiffalot," she counters. "Come at me, bro! I'm fuckin' ripped!"
>Keep up the melee pressure.
>Continue running and gunning.
>>44694949
The rubble is classified.
>>44695048
>Keep up the melee pressure.
We won't be able to catch her at range, not with her agility.
>>44694895
>>44695053
Ain't there a Graverend Moloch wrecking havoc on the one of the American coasts? I think is about that
There's also a Sabomole on Germany and Hurricane Wren on France
And >>44695048
>Keep up the melee pressure.
>>44695048
>Keep up the melee pressure.
We didn't stack a billion speed upgrades to get outrun.
>>44695123
Yes those are things that are happening while we deal with Fox McMeme
>>44695123
Really want to go for Moloch next at least. Dunno if we will have the kit for Wren, actually.
>>44695048
>Keep up the melee pressure
She either can teleport to her tail flames, or they are her messing with our senses. Same with the glitch balls, which likely make us not able to detect something...
>>44695048
>>Keep up the melee pressure.
Keep moving forward and pressing what we've got. She's nimble and zipping around like a fly on steroids but she doesn't have our built-in speed.
>>44695123
Something like that. Graverend Moloch is tearing up the west coast as we speak and are dealing with Foxfire. The attack may have subsided by now.
>>44695048
...are we actually fighting anything right now? I'm tempted just to say fuck it and let off an electrical discharge around us and hopefully frying the bitch or at the very least removing some of her stupid illusions.
>>44695048
>Keep up the melee pressure.
>>44695197
Think her illusions are linked to her fox fire.
>>44695197
The Mega Man X series is not so cruel as to do a bait-'n'-switch boss fight like that.
>>44695284
Cain Labs is that cruel.
>>44695048
Can we try shooting out the spirit flames? My guess is that she's teleporting to one of them when we press her.
>Keep up the melee
> Start blocking off the room with coils, starting at the edges and spiraling inward. If she's invisible or some shit Anode hits her now, if she teleports then soon she has her choice of either getting hit or of getting teleported into a chest fulla barbed wire.
>>44695048
>>Keep up the melee pressure.
If teleporting uses a "charge" of foxfire, we should force her to teleport as much as possible, then back her in a corner.
>>44695284
This isn't the canon Mega Man X series. This is obviously Cain Labs' doing.
>>44695197
While that may be tempting, we have no idea what her effect on cyberspace is. We wouldn't want to let loose the lightning and find out we've fried part of our brain or something like that. Plus, this isn't X4 yet, and I'm guessing cyberspace may not be completely figured out at this point. (especially in the timeline where we don't have the internet taking off)
>>44695317
And destroying one of the flames requires her to slowly regenerate it on her person. The fewer flames that are out, the fewer tricks she can pull.
>>44695329
I put the F-U in fun!
Probably not an Ahri reference. I hope not, at least.
What are Anode's and Cathode's hair colors anyway?
>>44695596
I'm pretty sure neither of them have taken their helmets off at any point. I'm convinced they're brunettes, though.
>>44695596
I don't think we have hair. I mean, in an early thread Cath had black hair, but I have no idea if that aspect has be retconned or not
>>44695596
Fluorescent pink.
>>44695825
They have, plus Anode lost his helmet during the G-rank.
>>44695048
>Keep up the melee pressure.
Seems to be working. Well sort of at least. And she pretty clearly prefers ranged combat.
>>44695123
Good attempt, but unfortunately still not the reason. There's a good chance you'll come to understand by the end of this thread, or at the latest, the next one.
>>44695891
In the last half hour, Geneva has been destroyed and all our friends are dead.
THE END.
>>44695976
Aw, you spoiled my big surprise.
>>44696066
I'm sure you'll find a way to put a trauma-cherry on top of the shit-sundae.
>>44695048
Keep up the melee pressure.
Another thing to keep in mind is to play dirty and use what we have to trick her back. We still have shells, wires and a few grenades. If we force her to move, we could go for a pin or use Grach's dirty fighting techniques on her.
>>44696159
https://youtu.be/qZowK0NAvig?t=2m33s
>>44695048
>mess with her computer
i'll admit i'm starting to like this girl, but duty first
>>44695048
Get in and gouge her eyes out with the misericord
>>44696525
You. I like you.
>>44695048
>mess with her computer
yeah, we need to get on that
>>44696906
i mean, its probably not what she's using to hack, but she's a nerd, and nerds hate when you mess with their stuff
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You keep up the pressure--big game or not, she can't keep this up forever.
Her tails make a shimmering illusion as she moves, leaving trailing afterimages and blurry streaks that make tracking her a chore. Nonetheless, you bear in, wheeling your lance as you draw close--with EAS, Raikousen, and (eventually) the jump-jets, you can come in at almost any time, from any window, leaving you with a lot of versatility and a means to throw her off her game.
This time, though, you close carefully, wait for the last-second burst fire to drive you back, and then thunder forward again, using another fine-tuned release of capacitor energy for a quick hop into melee.
She jumps over you, trailing fire, and then seemingly jumps again, her back alight with flames that spread to her tails. She pirouettes overhead and comes down behind you, adroitly dodging your backhand swing.
"Pretty neat DNA went into that little rocket pack!" She calls, warding you off with two crisscrossing spirit flames--you catch one and manage to flicker it out with your sword, as the other impacts you directly--your shields not even lighting, just leaving a mild scorch on your chestplate. "Super nifty, probably my favorite of the set."
"God, it's like being kicked to death by a toddler," you growl.
"Then this is gonna be a real embarrassing after-action report," she grins. "Actually, hold that thought."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mljdpRp41I4
"Okay, NOW it's going to be a real embarrassing after-action report."
"Are you for fucking real?" You ask. "Your taste in music is worse than your taste in cartoons."
"TALK SHIT GET HIT," she roars, ripple-firing another barrage of the mapglitch. You bat them away in twos and threes, advancing in a rage.
>Batter SWING!
>Try to surprise her with a changeup--use your last skippers.
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
>>44696984
>Scream insults
>Try to surprise her with a changeup--use your last skippers.
>>44696984
>>Try to surprise her with a changeup--use your last skippers.
Eh i feel like not taking the bait thx.
>>44696984
>>Batter SWING!
You've activated my trap card! Magical Cylinder send you're attack back at you.
>>44696984
>Try to surprise her with a changeup--use your last skippers.
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
She's been watching us; she probably expects the change-up. Though what [i]isn't[/i] she expecting by this point?
>>44697054
this, change it up
Also, possibly ask if she knows that killing humans means no more anime.
>>44697047
supporting
"My sister has better taste then you and she's only 2!"
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
And imply she liked Gundam Seed Destiny while you're at it.
>>44696984
>>Batter SWING!
we gotta take a risk at some point.
>>44697111
hey now, she might be the enemy but we still have a line we needn't cross.
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
>>44697111
Trips speak the truth. Insult her taste in animu further.
>>44696984
BATTER SWING!
The only thing we haven't used vigorously is our lance's anti shot attacks. We used our shields more than it so it'd probably the best bet we have.
"Evagellion was shit to begin with and the remake was double shit! Double shit I say!"
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
save the skippers for later
She's not going to go "you're already dead" when all these hits did more damage than our sensors thought, is she?
You just know the sicker members of the Youtube audience are shipping them.
Tell her evangelion was a ripoff of eureka seven.
>>44697250
>haha, let's see what the internet has to say about your perfor-
>OHMYGODNOIHAVEAHUSBANDOGUYS
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
We're really not taking much damage here, we should hold back our skippers for if we actually start needing them.
>>44697297
She likes Mari, there's no way she'll listen to reason.
>>44697312
Give it time, there'll be a live display of tweets on one of the monitors, #nerdbattle
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
Let's go all World Series on that barrage. Wouldn't hurt to play on her like of cartoons but more insults as well.
>>44697418
maybe we should be shooting movie quotes at her?
>>44697450
This would be good.
Guys, guys, I got it! We should use the Tumults shells to push her projectiles back at her. Touching the globes, even with our lance, is probably fucking with our perception, but what if we send it back at her?
>>44697500
I'm willing to try it. At the very least, the shells should set them off instead of passing through.
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
Also start crooning "Fly Me to the Moon" when she comments point out that its by Sinatra not from Eva.
>>44696984
>Try to surprise her with a changeup--use your last skippers.
>Tell her the sonic franchise fucking sucks.
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
Any other maverick, I'd go for the surprise, but she's fucking with cyberspace and possibly our perception. Need to keep a few things in reserve in case this thing totally turns on us.
>>44697779
Probably too late to second this.
>>44696984
>Batter SWING!
I actually do like the Tumult Shell plan and vote to incorporate that if we're allowed. I at least want to know how those weird projectiles interact with the barriers.
>>44697779
>So where you from? Some lonely nerd needed a foxy lady for the night and commissioned you?
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"One of these days, Tails..."
"You'll actually manage to hit me?" She offers.
"POW!" You roar, dashing forward under the protective screen of a T. Shell. "TO THE MOON!"
The shell hits a glitchball and fizzles, shorts... and then pops, and for a moment, you see a little bubble of reality in the hole of emptiness before it cavitates out. In it, you see what looks like a fire-wheel--some kind of energy shuriken. It's a real attack--just one that has some hellish effects on cyberspace.
You don't have much time to think about it further before you're in the melee--foxfire lobs one of her flames at you, the tail just reformed, but you carve through it, levering the lanceblade back as you swing for the fences...
...Only to find yourself screaming in pain as the rest of the roving tail-flames all crash into you at once from all angles in a neat little box trap, the flames coalescing into a single roaring inferno with you in the center.
"How d'you like Soul Scorcher?" she asks with a nasty little grin, slowly letting go of the short beam blade hilt on the small of her back as she gets distance again.
"Okay, one, fine, so you CAN actually hurt me," you reply with a grimace. "Two, you actually call it the Soul Scorcher?"
"In my defense, fuck you," she says, all smiles, fixing you with the heart optic before it rolls back to the crosshair.
You size her up--right now all her tails are out with only one about to relight, and you have an opening, but you don't doubt she has more tricks up her sleeve. She seems to have...far, far too many of them. You've seen A-ranks with less tricks. Shit, YOU'RE an A-rank with less tricks.
Something's up.
>>44698148
And unfortunately, I've got some errands I need to take care of that I put off to run, so that's it for the night.
I hope everyone's been enjoying their new 11/10 fox waifu?
>>44698148
Tear her in half with a full capacitor/flame jetpack full speed joust. Such grievous injury can not go unanswered.
>>44698189
she is certainly entertaining, it's nice to have an opponent that banters back
she's obnoxiously slippery though
>>44698148
told you we should have just fryed the area with electricity
>>44698189
I'll enjoy her more as upgrade data, so let's hurry up and get to the good part of our relationship with the mav-fu, and i am not a patient man.
>>44698420
We have to figure out how to get her first. She used herself as bait, from what that looked like. And HC has to do stuff.
>>44698189
Eh. She's okay, but the fight's got my DM trap sense going on overdrive and I can't figure out what I'm missing. Probably something to do with cyberspace, but I was never too clear on that in the games besides "Cyber Peacock is an asshole/chump". Glad Anode's picked up on something being wrong, he's been a little too much Daffy Duck to her Bugs Bunny for my comfort.
