Stat me, /tg/.
>>44657838
Who she?
>>44657838
Another statfag thread?
You don't stat something like that.
She's basically an indestructible, unkillable, immortal human with a perfect memory, no emotions, and potentially infinite strength who has been around since the formation of the earth.
click to see monster
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10+25 (52 hp)
Initiative: +1
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 15 (-1 size, +1 Dex, +5 natural), touch 10, flat-footed 14
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/+14
Attack: Claw +9 melee (1d6+5)
Full Attack: 2 claws +9 melee (1d6+5) and bite +4 melee (1d8+2)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +9, Ref +5, Will +2
Abilities: Str 21, Dex 12, Con 21, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +8, Spot +8
Feats: Alertness, Track
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: 4
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —
>>44657838
STR : Marysue
PER: Marysue
END: Marysue
I guess you can figure out the rest.
>>44657934
>CHA 1
>>44657838
That shit still going?
>>44657934
can she be fucked, though
>>44657988
SEX : Marysue.
She'll fuck you.
>>44658019
Ain't no difference as long as I get mine.
>>44657838
She doesn't really make enough sense to stat. If she had stats relevant to strength and toughness, they would need to be infinite to accurately represent the way she's described. Her body is indestructible, literally, and her hands can press down a vice grip with infinite force.
>>44657921
Sounds like a "that guy" to me....
>>44657838
Who the fuck is this?
>>44657838
Is this from a webcomic or something?
>>44658194
I don't know, there are some systems where infinitely strong is represented by a static number in attributes, and most of those systems still have one or two points higher you can go too.
>>44657921
>Billions of years ago as the planet Earth was forming
>She emerges to the surface of the still molten shifting planet as a fully modern human being
I'm still laffin
>>44659723
Gunnerkrigg court
>>44659862
Never heard of it.
>>44659880
Apart from being an interesting study on how an artist improves overtime, it's honestly just shit.
>>44659880
Your next line will be, I've never heard of Order of the Stick
>>44657838
Depending on the system, she'd need to be statted with strength and endurance comparable to or exceeding that of the setting/system's divinity.
More or less, she'd need Ao's statblock: "You Lose".
>>44659880
It was a decent little webcomic that suffered the fate of all decent webcomics - it went on too long and became shit with a highly isolated and fanatic fanbase
>>44659806
Magical retrocausality is a bitch.
>>44659895
>it's shit
Lol no
Goblins is shit. Get it together anon
>>44659901
I fucking LOVE order of the stick.
Still never heard of Gunnerkrigg court, till today.
So is she banging the dragoon guy or what?
>>44659939
I think Tom subtly implied that if she was doing anything but being on the bottom she'd crush them to powder.
And not even in the sexy snu-snu way. Just suddenly you've had your hips and other bones subjected to so much pressure that they might turn to diamond.
>Your dick is literally diamonds
I suppose there's an upside to everything.
>>44657838
Unusual Plot Device.
>>44657838
Size/Type: Medium Construct
Hit Dice: 250d1000+1,966,080
Initiative: +79
Speed: Fly 5,901,426,338' (perfect)
Armor Class: 932, touch 88, flat-footed 932
Base To-Hit: +187
Attack: Slam +512 (40960d10+246 damage)
Full Attack: 2 slams, as above
Special Qualities: Accretion, construct, damage reduction 1500/-, darkvision 60ft, fast healing 1500, immunity to magic, low-light vision
Saves: Fort +163, Ref +162, Will +163
Abilities: Str 502, Dex 12, Con Yes, Int 14, Wis 18, Cha 8
Environment: Urban
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 9721
Treasure: None
Alignment: always Neutral
Advancement: 251–353 HD (Large), 354–707 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: +17,427
>>44659806
She's most likely a deity of some fashion.
I read the webcomic until Kat(?) and the mexican girl became lesbians, what happened later?
I can't say it was very good but this shit hooked me for 3 days reading all the pages.
did it went to shit like all the webcomics?
>>44664290
She's alleged proof that mankind creates supernatural power through myth, and that power is sufficient to echo back through time.
She has no power other than her memory, and immense physical capabilities.
>>44664951
>did it went to shit like all the webcomics?
It didn't really change in its quality.
The only thing about this whole mess that amazed me when I realized it is that HOLY SHIT, THIS SHARES A UNIVERSE WITH FUCKING "Sandra & Woo"? WHAT THE FLYING FUCK?I shit you not, it's canon. Supposedly that's to explain all the weird ass shit that happens in S&W. GC is about the really hardcore supernatural aspects of the world, S&W is slice-of-life comedy with glimpses of the weird.
>>44665033
I mean, did they create her? She exists completely outside of the Ether, doesn't she? I thought maybe some primitive tribes saw her and she was the inspiration for humanity, since that's how belief works in the setting.
>>44665444
>I shit you not, it's canon.
Sauce?
>>44665815
http://www.sandraandwoo.com/tag/gunnerkrigg-court/
Tagged by the writer himself. There are only a couple there, but basically every once in a while a character from Gunnerkrigg Court would appear, or a reference to the cosmology would be made. If they were one-off throwaway jokes, it wouldn't stand out so much, but some of them are consistent and treated as an integral part of the setting (most prominently, the animal gods that appear every so often). Given the relationship between the writers of both comics, this is all but stated outright.
>>44666065
Hah, nice.
>>44666065
Yeah, he somehow didn't tag... all of the strips involving the Racoon Goddess, which are a blatant, lasting reference to the GC universe. She's even drawn in the exact same style as the gods from there. It comes out to several dozen strips.
It also explains why the people of S&W tend to take the absurdity of some of the plot points so casually (I mean, the entire plot hangs on the fact that people just accept the fact some animals talk). Cloud's little sister built a cold fusion reactor in the basement? How quaint! People pushed together so hard they form a gravitic singularity and dissipate into Hawking radiation? Funny, but not shocking. An Aztec god lives near the town? Surprising, and that's about it.
>>44666111
One of the things I love about Sandra & Woo is that the writer manages to strike an extremely good balance between this kind of weirdness and normal, everyday stories. The real drama in the comic almost never comes from the supernatural, and it doesn't interrupt it even when it "would" otherwise because that'd cheapen what Sandra & Woo is about (which IIRC was actually given as an explanation to some angry fans on the forums for why all the gods they end up meeting can't do them a favor and cure Larisa's terminal illness. The story's not about that. It's about how kids deal with those kinds of problems, gods or no gods, in the end.)
>>44659908
I think "She doesn't give a shit" would be more appropriate than "You Lose."
>>44657838
--Jpeg image
--54KB
--200 x 338
--Image of a young blonde woman in a business suit.
--Drawn by or in the style of Tom Siddell.
>>44669417
Are those Fate aspects?
>>44659915
Homestuck got raped to death
>>44670348
Uh, no, they're image data.
>>44659915
Swap "webcomic" for just about anything, it stays true. Games, stories, hobbies, ideas, religions, anything. If it gets popular, it will be driven to the ground by a rabid fanbase.
>>44673551
>>44664951
I think it's still really good. Kat's lesbian relationship is actually pretty sweet and nice.
>>44677064
You think that matters to the people who go "nope, there's a non-heteronormative relationship, I'm out."?
>>44677295
It's a bummer that some people feel that way, but it doesn't really damage my ability to enjoy it.
>>44677295
>non-heteronormative
pls
>>44677505
Don't be mad, you know you want to be an 0351 Rocket Equine.
