Hear ye, hear ye. I hereby call to order this meeting of the most illustrious Mages' Guild! A new year is upon us and many things may occur. Tentacle monster attacks, drow invasions, the moon being blown up again, Tentacle monster attacks- you get the point. So we must remember to stay sharp and look out for all dangers. This is why I am instructing all departments to hunt down all vile monsters that dare lurk in the corners of rooms while we-Yeah, what is this?
I've just been informed that this is offensive to those that identify as monsters. Well, normally I would throw fireballs at that problem until it goes away, but I've made a New Years resolution to come up with more creative ways to inflict punishment, so now we have three things to do. Hunt monsters, yell at monsters until they cry, and come up with a way for me to get back at people who hand me notes in the middle of a briefing.Welcome to the Mages' Guild. Pick a name and join in! Conflicts are resolved with d20s when needed, or with playing it out. When the thread dies on /tg/, we keep it going on archive.4plebs For additional resources, please visit http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Mage%27s_guild
...I didn't do it.
>>44645845
I say that we need to come up with spells to neuter monsters. specifically wild tentacle beasts.
>>44645905
I support this course of action.
>>44645845
MWAHAHAHA!
IT WAS I, SKULLGHAST, LORD OF ALL MONSTERS!
I have devised a brilliant plan for exacting vengeance, venerable Archwizard.
When your unsuspecting target is in the middle of reading a note, hand them your briefs! Nothing says "gotcha" like a good, old-fashioned turn of the proverbial tables.
>>44645845
I can up with this idea. we stick the ideal monster bait.
>>44645905
Jill, onto a massive banishing circle, and trap them all in a demiplane.
I think we should just kill them, and eat them. Their feelings should mean nothing.
>>44645944
Hmm, do you have the proper clearence to be here?
>>44645957
That...makes little sense to me.
>>44645925
Thank you veilhex.
>>44645944
Go home Skullghast, you're drunk.
>>44645967
But they get out, [i]Somehow[/i]!
>>44645976
I, SKULLGHAST, VILE TRESPASSER OF VILENESS, DO NOT NEED CLEARENCE FOR MY, SKULLGHAST'S, THE GREAT DESTROYER'S, MERE TERRIFYING PRESENCE IS ENOUGH TO GAIN ENTRANCE!
>>44646036
Can I just ask why you're talking in third person?
>>44646027
Assuming it stops them from doing normal tentacle monster things.
>>44646036
I, for one, will be immensely relieved when mage-con season is over. Halflings cosplaying as lords of unspeakable evil is cute at first, but after a while it just gets grating.
Plus, you always get that one queer fellow who takes things a little too seriously and forgets to drop character for guild meetings.
>>44646036
Can you prove who you say you are? Because I'm not feeling terrified, slightly offput is more like it.
>>44645967
Inedible, blegh.
>>44646027
That's a good point, we could tie you up for far better results.
>>44646074
If they can't reproduce, they'll go overdrive trying to. Haven't you ever read an erotica?
>>44646092
Hey Pal, I'm dating the person giving you a job!
>>44646074
That is kind of the point. I mean they're get pretty bored if they can't knock up pretty girls and just stop.
>>44646096
Stop volunteering me for things.
>>44646027
DRUNK ON THE DARKSIDE! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>44646074
I, SKULLGHAST, NECROLORD OF THE EVERLASTING CRYPT, NEED TO BE HEARD AND THUS I, SKULLGHAST, THE DREAD DANCER OF THE DEAD, ANNOUNCE MY TERRIBLE MIGHT WITH EVERY BREATH I, SKULLGHAST, THE DEATHBRINGER, DO!
>>44646088
WHAT DO YOU SUGGEST YOU IMBECILE? I AM SKULLGHAST, THE LORD OF ALL THAT IS EVIL!
>>44646092
>Rummages through his robes
WAIT I HAVE MY CLUB OF EVIL MEMBERSHIP CARD SOMEWHERE!
>>44646139
Come now, don't blame Emilia. You're far and away the best guinea pig here at the guild. Be proud of your talents!
>>44646167
>WAIT I HAVE MY CLUB OF EVIL MEMBERSHIP CARD SOMEWHERE!
Mage-Mart discount cards do not count, Skullghast.
>>44646096
>>44646139
I'm just, you know, concerned about the girls here in the guild.
>>44646167
Dread DANCER of the dead?
>>44646112
I truly do not care, simply stating a fact.
>>44646167
I'm waiting...
>>44646139
Jill, I've seen you dragged off seven times, just consider the 8th one as the last!
>>44646210
Also, I can have you contract burned. You'll never get the best cuts again.
>>44646204
Just wait until they all die and turn into bone worms. They'll have need to gather necromancers.
>>44646204
Feigning ignorance, professor? I've seen you perform the Skullghast Shuffle with mine own two eyes!
You weren't half bad at it, to be honest.
>>44645905
Interesting suggestion, perhaps we should pay them to stop breeding. What do non-sentient life forms take as currency?
>>44646192
>>44646210
>Pulls out his membership card
>pic related
SEE? IT IS I, SKULLGHAST, DREAD MASTER OF DREAD!
>>44646204
YES! YOU SHOULD SEE ME, SKULLGHAST, MASTER OF THE DISCO, ON THE DANCEFLOOR!
>>44646167
Your evil laugh is good but needs work. 6/10
>>44646192
I'm not a student here anymore! You can't just use me as a guinea pig when ever you want!
>>44646204
Me too.
>>44646240
How about no.
>>44646264
Virgins. Don't ask me how I know.
>>44646240
Maybe it would be better to just find a way to get them all out of the guild entirely.
>>44646257
He in no way invented any dance I would ever do.
I can't even dance.
>>44646278
Really now? Care to prove it here and now?
>>44646293
What if we just make a fake girl as bait?
>>44646240
Touchy. I eat people, not cuts, what-ever-your-name-is, cow meat is a distant second meat. Also, I doubt you're dating my boss.
>>44646264
Usually I just give them death and they stop, well, doing anything.
>>44646278
This says your name is Harold.
>>44645845
I find this meating topic very offensive. Arch mage is this because of your silk robe you left in the closet? I asked you if i could eat it.
>>44645944
My lord. It's great to see you.
>>44646278
Anyone can get one of those now a days.
>Emilia pulls her out
I got mine after killing a Solar.
>...
I needed his greatsword, and he wasn't being agreeable.
>>44646293
...I'll get the wild mages to leave you alone.
>>44646334
I concur, which is why we banish them using monster bait.
>>44646335
>looks at the name, 'Ivy, The Archivist'
Are you sure?
>>44646334
Hmmmm I think a Female golem would be best
>>44646264
A none sentient one, of course.
>>44646351
Oh. Hello Jill.
>>44646335
>harold
Wait, really? let me see!
>>44646278
Th...that...
Skullghast, did you make this card yourself? In a mundane, arts & crafts style?
I honestly cannot decide whether you're impressive or piteous.
>>44646264
I once knew a Biomancer who believed he had a large body of evidence backing the idea that the only forms of barter attempted by non-sentient life are specifically FOR sex. Then again, he was a Drow supremacist who spent an inordinate amount of time on an Asgardian basketweaving telepathy channel.
Which leaves us in a quandary. We could pay the tentacle-beasts to stop breeding, but the only currency they feel that they require is breeding itself.
>>44646293
I calculate the likely hood of finding virgins within 1000 kilometers of this vicinity to be extreamly low. Probable cause: The High Erogmancer got loose again.
>>44646390
Yes, my boss is the archmage himself, as well as the representative of the monster studies department. Not this...Ivy you speak of.
>>44646396
>Hands her the card
>>44646407
Quandary: Who would volunteer to form a team of professional monster castrators?
>>44646293
I, SKULLGHAST, LAUGHING IN THE FACE OF ALL THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL, DECLARE YOU TO BE A BIG STUPID LIAR! MY, SKULLGHAST'S, SHADOWKING OVERFIEND'S, LAUGH IS THE GREATES THERE IS! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>44646334
>DOES THE SKULLGHAST SHUFFLE
BEHOLD AND DESPAIR, WITTLESS PEON!
>>44646335
T-THAT WAS MY NAME WHEN I, SKULLGHAST, TERRIBLE LICH, WAS STILL MORTAL!
>>44646390
SILENCE! SLUTTY MISCREANT! SILENCE, I, SKULLGHAST, JUDGER OF OUTFITS, SAY!
>>44646407
SHUT UP! IT'S AWESOME! LIKE ME, SKULLGHAST, MASTER OF DECEPTION! BE IN AWE!
>>44646396
Hmm... I'll see if I can help.
>>44646390
Well, Jill isn't willing to be bait, so...
>>44646425
Did you take into account young mages like my Niece?
>>44646396
Hello Jill! Great to see you too. It's been a long time. How is everything?
>>44646351
Identify yourself at once
>reads her nametag
...Jill Fluffwap, and why you're in this guild. I don't remember allowing Mothfolk in here.
>>44646487
Are you even dead?
>>44646487
See, V-man? I told you the freak could dance.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>44646487
>Witnesses
>Rolling to avoid despair
>>44646530
Fair enough.
>>44646520
If he wasn't, his vocal cords would have given out by now.
>>44646440
So this is all your plan Hixx? I know what you up to...'young man'.
>>44646440
The person in /charge/ of the archives, and library.
>>44646487
outfit judge? Really? I thought you fell through a tarp and walked in here wearing it.
>>44646425
Someone call the dragonlords!
Eh? I have always been here. It's true i have being inactive for quite some time. There was some cute apprentices that requested a private section...so i indulged then for some time. tehee~
>>44646407
If no one shall volunteer. That leaves one option: getting the Bards Guild to do it.
Chances of Bards succeeding however are rather low, in fact, they'd be much more likely to creat a half breed than to successfully neuter whatever...thing they bed.
>>44646494
Question: Do you wish to hear the answer you want to hear or the true answer?
>>44646390
Bullshit.
.....
How would you do that?
>>44646425
No no, that also take the lonely neckbeard type of virgin.
>>44646440
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my, that's too much.
>>44646487
Nope. pretty generic. you don't do anything to really make it your own. Now take Vex for example. She just Owns her evil laugh.
>>44646494
Great! Thanks Vielhex.
>>44646512
Well funny that you mention it. Did you also know that my emergency clothing caches had been eaten?
>>44646579
Banish them into a demiplane for a thousand years?
>>44646573
Its time for a new plan.
>>44646541
>>44646566
I am young, yes, and you're a predator, just like me. But I do not recognize you still.
>>44646544
Still not the person I report to, all honesty, I don't even report to anyone, just whomever is around I tell who I've murdered and eaten. It works for me.
>>44646540
>shrugs
You never know
>>44646612
Hmmmmmm no no that's much to easy for them.
Rolled 4 (1d20)
>>44646520
>Takes off his head
YES, SINCE I, SKULLGHAST, MAN OF WEALTH AND CULTURE, AM DEAD, I, SKULLGHAST, ODD LEVELS OF BARD INCLUDED, CAN TAKE OFF MY HEAD AND ENGAGE IN SHAKESPEARIAN QUOTATION!
>>44646530
>>44646540
>rolling to give Danse Macabre a new meaning
>>44646544
THIS IS THE CLASSIC EVIL OVERLORD OUTFIT!
Use them as training for the gish. Either we get rid of the monsters or we get rid of some half-casters. I see no downside to this plan.
>>44646630
Eh, alright. You're nothing but bones anyway, no point in re-killing you.
>>44646573
When in doubt, leave it to the Bards?
No wonder the world is such a clusterfuck.
All in favor of evacuating to a new plane once Tentacle-Bards begin to outbreed all other life, say aye.
>>44646630https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyknBTm_YyM awww yeah
>>44646648
Oh, hey Yael.
>>44646579
In that case chances are slightly higher but surprisingly still low.
High Erogmancer was androgynous after all...
>>44646656
Aye, wholeheartedly agree.
>>44646648
Except it'll be an HR nightmare.
>>44646630
Classic? More like ancient. Homoerotic clothing is all the rage this age.
>>44646629
Banish them with noone for a thousand years?
>>44646573
>Narrows eyes
She's 12, you sick fuck.
>>44646579
You're welcome.
What would you need from me?
>>44646623
You'd be surprised how little vocal cords can take when you're screaming like that constantly
>>44646630
I wanted to root for you, Skullghast, but I absolutely cannot stand the Grammarmancers' Union. And not just because my ex-wife works there, mind you. All that neat, controlled, orderly...bleck. I can hardly stomach the thought.
>>44646662
Right. Greetings. Hello.
>>44646676
And? Feed the HR representatives to the monsters, then send the gish in while they're eating.
>>44646684
I dunno, when I ripped off a thief's leg he started screaming for nearly an hour before finally dying from bloodloss, it was an interesting eperience.
>>44646712
Hello...
>Reads nametag
Yael
>>44646676
SAYS A MEMBER OF THE RACE THAT IS KNOWN WIDELY FOR THEIR HOMOEROTIC TENDECIES! ELF ROGUES DO IT FROM BEHIND!
>>44646703
I, SKULLGHAST, SUCK-IT-SOROS-I-AM-STRONGER, DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!
>>44646712
I have a feeling a lot of redrobed Universalists would be gone.
>>44646745
Lies and slander! They slip in from the side!
>>44646668
yeah but... Bleh man, now we're low on useable virgins.
>>44646676
Noone will just get loose.
>>44646684
Horse pussy.
>>44646712
How have you been? Did you get the flu too, I haven't seen you around in a while.
>>44646745
All rogues do it from behind, Skullgast.
>>44646579
Emergency clothing?
>Sweats nervously
Why would i know anything about it? It's not like someone told me about a secret place were i could find some tasty fabric.
>nervour laugh
>>44646623
Predator? Only of clothes and other stuffs, hehehe~
Not a problem.
>Takes a elegant curtsey toward the 'man'
I'm Jill Fluffwap, Mothgirl, member of the apprentices greating group and also the apprentice teacher in Herbology.
>>44645845
This never happened back in the good old days when we still had the Fleshwarper department.
Mainly because the complete fucking monsters running the place was worse than whatever abominations they were regularly churning out
>>44646731
Hello...person I can't seem to care about.
>>44646781
Then they should have improved themselves faster.
>>44646786
I've been busy. No, I won't specify.
>>44646781
ONLY IF THEY HAVE A FLANKING BUDDY! FOR ROGUES ARE COWARDLY, ESPECIALLY OF THE ELFISH RACE! LUCKY WE ARE THAT THEIR GENITALS BARELY COUNT FOR AS SHIVS, OR WE WOULD ALL DROWN IN SNEAK ATTACK DICE!
>>44646786
DO NOT LECTURE ME, SKULLGHAST, READER OF THE PLAYER GUIDE!
>>44646731
>Shrugs
Fair enough.
Did he end up tapering off at any point?
>>44646786
I... why...?
>>44646792
Two questions:
Does any of your fluffy come off, and is any of it for sale?
I have a niece who I'm sure would appreciate having some of your fluff.
>>44646821
Yes, well, we don't have them anymore for reasons.
>>44646684
In any case, only meatbag teens able to procreate are feneralized in the scan
I will reveal this when your niece took my class in Homunculi Theory this fall, I sensed elevated brain activity when talking to a certain Elven student. Pubescent hormones have gotten more than a few apprentices into trouble in the past.
>>44646821
>>44646840
>The mass of worms drops from the ceiling, forming a rough man shape.
We're still here. Always here.
>It breaks down into a fleshy carpet, wriggling out of the archives.
>>44646792
>puts a hand over her chest
May all those mothgirls rest after the greatflame of '59.
>>44646821
Lupa wasn't that bad.
>>44646823
Have you even fought any of these monsters?
>>44646824
You fool, you can't use the words. That's true evil!
>>44645845
The Drow are innocent of these crimes! It is the Dwarves that dirty our name!
>>44646857
The bucket of bolts is a snitch!
The lowest of blows, my alchemically binded friend.
>>44645845
Did someone say Monster Hunting?
>>44646881
MUAHAHAHAHA!
GAZE UPON THE FACE...SKULL! OF PURE EVIL! FOR I AM SKULLGHAST, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!
>>44646883
Exposition: Of all the organ theifs captured last year, 73% of them were Drow or of Drow heritage.
>>44646881
No. Why would I? I don't have any position.
>>44646883
And the orgies? Those don't do you any favors.
>>44646906
Nobody did. Or at least nobody worth paying attention to. So anybody might have.
>>44646792
>Nods
I am Hixxkilliant Orthrys, a guard of the archives and a spider. Pleasure to meet your acquaintance.
>>44646823
Hmm, surprisingly I'm feeling the same. You're not worth interacting with.
>>44646840
No, his lung capacity was amazing, he kept going at the top of his lungs before suddenly stopping.
>>44646872
Hmm, that seems like something I should worry about.
>>44646900
It's within my parameters to reveal information concerning the wellbeing of a student to one of their guardians, as a precautionary measure.
>>44646915
That's a 500 gold fine for a class C of 4th wall breaking.
>>44646947
Bleh.
>>44646906
Good Hunter, can you fight the beasts of the night?
>>44646976
I, SKULLGHAST, MOST THUGGISH OF MAGES, LAUGH AT YOUR PUNY FINES! FOR THEY CANNOT STOP ME, SKULLGHAST, THE FINAL BOSS!
>>44646872
Right, forgot about them.
>>44646857
...
Eh?
I don't remember my niece taking that class...
>>44646971
That would probably have been his vocal cords giving out.
Or him dying, either or.
>>44646840
Fell free to ask.
>Tilts her head sideways thinking, her full blak eyes blinking.
It works something like a cats fur. I have a season time in which it start to fall all over the place so it would change to a new and brither flufftt. The season was one of the reasons i have been apsent didn't wanted to brother the guild staff with it. Never though os salling my fluff didn't even know there was a request or want for it. Most of the times the alchemist members come to me because i can extract flower powder more easily, even the poisonous ones.
>>44646972
Was your creator a member of the Church of Omniscience by chance? It's common knowledge that teaching abstinence is the least efficient means of preventing sexual complications among teenagers, particularly the magically adept.
>>44646971
If only more people made that conclusion much quicker, then my life would be easier.
>>44646840
Just saying.
Once those creatures annihilated a small country it became excellent safe spaces for all of demonkind to avoid oppression by mortals
>>44647007
Also, we toed your steed.
>>44646792
See, as a witch me and water has sort of a poor relationship. So when ever I get wet, I need to be able to get a fresh set of robes. You with me so far?
>>44646823
Okay then.
>>44646824
I will when you're so very wrong.
>>44646840
Do you Really want to know?
>>44647010
She was on the registrar. Unless the guild archives are mistaken.
>>44647010
It was the dying bit, the lung capacity was a nice bonus to this form.
>>44647037
>Shrugs before looking away.
Humanoids...
I regrettably must again make a request, masters: It seems some apprentices have pulled a prank to one of themselves in the library, and thus there is now a massive creature best described as a slime. It seems acidic, as multiple shelves have been absorbed into its frame. Could one of you dispel it before it causes more damage?
>>44647054
I, SKULLGHAST, THE TERRIBLE, HAVE NO NEED FOR A STEED, AS I, SKULLGHAST, MASTER OF MAGIC, CAN JUST TELEPORT!
...ALSO I HAVE NO LEGS.
>>44647058
WATCH IT VERMIN! I, SKULLGHAST, MOST GHASTLY OF SKULLS, AM NEVER WRONG!
>>44647028
Unfortunately yes. He was quite the practitioner.
I'm still occasionally expunging Information regarding their odd practices, to this very day. Its quite an...interesting...cult.
>>44647026
I'm just saying, you are quite fluffy. I think if you found someone willing to buy your fluff, you could make some easy money off of it.
>>44647058
Not really, no.
>>44647074
Wouldn't have been the first time.
Wait, what elf?
>>44647096
Fair enough. Blood loss is remarkably lethal.
>>44647135
What if you're intentionally wrong?
>>44646881
>repeats the same gestuare with bot of her's two left hands.
I thank you for your gesture my uncle and cousings were one of the many victims. Aunt was never the same. She keep wondering the forest as if still looking for then. Her life didn't had a good end.
>>44646971
Pleasuare is all mine. Please call me Jill and in terutn allow me to call you Master Orthys. Ah if you have any documents you don't want no one reading you can give me i can garantee it will be proprely gone.
>she speaks caressing her lips with her tongue.
>>44647135
Oh shut it harold, you where wrong. just admit it.
>>44647124
Ugh, at least it isn't just me dealing with it this time, slimes are no fun to kill.
>>44647171
Quite true, though I prefer quick kills. Causes less damage to the archives.
>>44647171
THE REALITY ADJUSTS ITSELF TO MATCH MY WORDS! EPIC LEVEL WIZARD, DUH!
>>44647186
I, SKULLGHAST, CURSE SPECTER, WILL TURN YOU INTO A FROG! A FROG I SAY!
>>44647171
I cannot reveal that information without breaking confidentiality, but since I'm out of a teaching job after the Paladin incident...
Fane Nightbloom
>>44647182
>Gives no sign that this bothers him
Please, don't call me master, Jill. It's both unusual for a simple guard such as myself to be called that and besides. I'm not exactly master material.
>>44647182
I swear, I'll never use fragomancy so haphazardly ever again.
>>44647135
If you're so evil, then why were you rejected by the Adventure's Guild as an enemy?
>>44647124
Oh man, Ivy's gonna be so mad.
>>44647236
BECAUSE JAMES FUCKING SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS!
>>44647171
then don't ask questions like that.
>>44647200
I'm a witch. just try it bonehead.
>>44647219
Never heard of him.
>>44647200
>Shrug
That's one way to do it.
>>44647191
Have you considered splatter guards?
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>44647268
EVIL MAGIC GO!
>TRIES TO TURN HER INTO A NEWT
>>44647273
IT'S QUITE ENJOYABLE, INDEED!
Ladies and gentlemen, I apologise for the untimely intrusion upon your day. I'm sure you're all very busy doing whatever it is that you do. I shall avail to keep this brief.
This morning, shortly before dawn, it was brought to my attention by one of my staff that an attempt had been made during the night to gain access to one of the secure storage areas in the western bellows.
As I am sure you are all aware, access to those storage areas and the materials held within are governed by protocols in order to maintain the safety of the guild and its members, and to ensure such materials are to be used in an appropriate fashion under necessary safety regulations and by those trained to work with them.
Need I remind you all of the unfortunate incident with the Probability Engine last summer, an accident that could have been avoided if the most basic of regulations had been adhered too.
Master Erwin is still paying the price for his irresponsibility, although I am assured he is becoming accustomed to the nature of his condition. I'm told being both alive and dead at the same time can be rather inconvenient.
Regardless, the safety measures I put in place to ensure protocol have been effective. However, the person responsible left some personal effects behind. These include;
1 x Lockpick, Used
1 x Silver Ring, Amethyst
1 x Right Hand, Severed Below the Wrist
They are welcome to come to my office between noon and dusk to offer a written explanation and collect their effects.
>>44647252
Doesn't sound like James is the one that sucks.
>>44647058
Oh dear...i'm soooo sorry!! It's that...it was made of spider silk wasn't it? I tell you what i have some robes made of my silk too i can give some for you. I have a great colection too. I just need you full size and i can give you new silky robes.
>>44647171
I get most of my money selling my silk. Humans are so strange they pay such a high amount for somethign i can produce so easily. Tell you what i will give you some of it. It's my gif to you and to your niece.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>44647283
>tries to counter by turning skulghast into a pinball
>>44647294
Wait a minute. Someone tried to steal stuff, and you're just asking them to come forward and admit it?
>>44647303
Excuse me miss, but I think your common could use some work.
>>44647339
They have ways.
>>44647296
HE DOESN'T EVEN BOTHER TO FIGHT ME, ME! SKULLGHAST THE LORD OF THE DANKEST DUNGEON!
>Rambles on
TELEPORT INTO HIS THRONE ROOM, DO THE EVIL LAUGH, "WHAHAHA CATCH ME; SKULLGHAST, THE MOST EVIL OVERLORD, IF YOU CAN!", AND THEN?! NOT EVEN SOME STUPID ADVENTURERS BOTHERING TO GO THROUGH MY DUNGEON!
>>44647311
MWHAHAHA EVIL WINS AGAIN! FOOOSH!
>Swipes his cape
>>44647339
Whilst a breach of Guild regulations is an offence I take seriously, no materials were taken.
It's just a slap on the wrist, this time.
>>44647191
>>44647236
I already caught the perpetrators, but the creature seems to bee too difficult for me to catch, especially as I was forbidden to use magic due to the "unexpected reaction" incident.
>>44647124
Already done
Activating Defense Golems.
>>44647252
Who let you in here anyway?
>>44647273
He's, as you humans would say, a huge dick. Most rude student I ever had the displeasure of teaching. He was nearly explelled after he, well, caused the dwarf students bowels to explode.
>>44647283
>Is now a newt
>With a british accent
Y-you turned me into a newt! You bastard!
>>44647303
Just put some spare robes where you ate the old ones.
>>44647373
Your cape make you look like a pounce!
>>44647303
Thank you very much.
>>44647339
I mean, whoever tried did lose a hand.
>>44647379
We have dwarf students?
>>44647384
It'll pass.
>>44647356
Maybe, but still, I'd think they could go through something to be a bit less transparent.
>>44647377
You mean a slap on the wrist stump, don't you?
>>44647397
Yeah, but I thought there would be some other punishment. Whatever.
>>44647379
ME, MYSELF, THE GREAT AND MIGHTY SKULLGHAST!
>>44647384
AND YOU LOOK LIKE A NEWT! HAHAHA! BECAUSE YOU ARE ONE! TREMBLE BEFORE ME!
>>44647373
well, it's more than a crypt right?
>>44647378
Go make sure it doesn't use redskirts to reproduce.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>44647397
I'm a newt! In a mages guild! I'll be lucky if im still alive with in the hour!
>>44647419
>Goes for the shins
>>44647397
We have students from different dimensions and even animals. I think we even had a sentient boulder once become a powerful Earth Mage.
>>44647429
YES! AN ELABORATE DUNGEON OF MOST VILE TRAPS AND MONSTROUS MONSTERS! A MAZE OF DEATH AND HORROR THAT MAKES EVEN THE TERRIBLE GYGAX SHIVER IN HIS GRAVE!
>>44647432
>Has no legs
UHM...PLEASE DO NOT KICK MY CLOUD! IT MAKES ME BOTHERED!
>>44647432
There's plenty of cracks to hide in.
>>44647412
Well, I'm sure there will be.
They just want to make it easy on themselves.
>>44647458
...
>>44647273
It's not the splatter I worry about, blood is fine, it's just loud noises can drag more prey up from the deep.
>>44647432
Would you like to sit on my shoulder? I don't eat newts.
>>44647412
It should be noted that unclaimed items left in Guild possession for seven days will be considered Guild property and donated to an appropriate department.
I am quite certain Master Doomblight or Mistress Lupa would appreciate a spare hand.
>>44647477
You did it again! Stop it!
>>44647124
Ara ara, those little lovelys are quite active. Tehee~~
>>44647232
Oh aren't you a humble one. But, be as you like Orthys or do you prefere i call you Hixx?
>>44647236
>Looks deeply towards him
Are you telling me that.. YOU were what cause of it?!
>>44647477
Turn me back right now Or I shall continue to use force!
>>44647491
>Gulp
No thanks.
>>44647487
If a robot can become the Head of Constructs, anything is possible
>>44647379
Thank you, master. As soon as they are done, I will go clean up the mess.
>>44647429
It seems it is being taken care of, but if you want me to, I can go test it's reaction on redskirts before it is dealt with.
>>44647505
MWAHAHAHA! STOP ME, SKULLGHAST, EATER OF CRAYONS, IF YOU CAN, SILLY ELF!
>>44647517
>Small, green, ugly, force...
....OH MY! I, SKULLGHAST, MOST EVIL BUSSINESMAN, THOUGHT I SOLD YOU TO DISNEY!
>>44647496
Wait, so you...dammit, I knew I should have picked that up from the lost and found.
>>44647507
Look. I'm not proud of everything I've done, but he had it coming.
>>44647496
Lupa is gone.
>>44647525
Yeah, we should a meeting about the vladiity of your position.
>>44647534
Yes that would be desirable.
>>44647547
Nooooo
>>44647507
While I prefer the full name, I realize it's quite a mouthful. Hixx is fine. Orthrys is a lastname for paperwork anyway.
>>44647517
>shrugs
As you wish, thought you'd like the relative safety of a archives guard instead of possibly being stomped.
>>44647491
Hm... Soundproof it, maybe?
>>44647525
I didn't even know we HAD that department.
>>44647547
>Is a green cgi newt with a tiny green glowing sword
Use force I will unless turn me back you do.
>>44647562
You're a spider.
>>44647555
>Takes out a chalice labeles "ELF TEARS"
YES! LET THE DESPAIR FLOW RIGHT THROUGH YOU!
>>44647590
I, SKULLGHAST, LORD AND MASTER OF ALL TIME AND SPACE, THINK YOU ARE IN THE WRONG UNIVERSE!
>>44647590
I also don't kill guild members, and newts aren't exactly high in protein.
>>44647356
Using vocal cords is hard. I don't understand why you don't use telepathy. Much more easy and simple then all this use of muscle and sound making.
>>44647384
Will do deary.
>Look at her.
Oh my....
>>44647397
>The mouth girl send a soft and high pitched screech. The sound would be something like a cicada would do. Moments later a small group of moths come flying from the guild air ducts making a small cloud of lfying white moths close to her a second screech comes from Jill's mouth as the cloud moves away dissapearing.
It's my pleasuare this young ones will gather and send it to you. Should i tell then to put in your classrooom or is your study a good enough place sir...o pardon me i never got to ask your name sorry.
>>44647507
Yes, master, they are. It seemed to panic after the polymorph spell took effect, in addition to needing sustenance for its new frame.
>>44647555
As you wish, master. Will I run the thorough test program or the quick one?
>>44647616
Skullghast!
>Pouts
>>44647636
>Clearly is afraid of spiders
>>44647652
Help me Jill!
>>44647721
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
SHIVER AT MY MIGHT!
>>44647674
Run both to be safe.
>>44647652
meh.
>>44647616
>bends down and knocks the chalice over
>>44647748
You dropped your name tag
>picks it up
>>44647555
I am sorry to hear that.
Although that would explain why we seem to have an excess of Void Flesh stockpiled.
I shall have to consult the regulations about what to do with the two barrels that have already become sentient.
>>44647748
No! Not until you turn me back.
>>44647652
My name is Veilhex.
And just my study will be fine. Pleasure doing business with you. You certain I don't need to pay you?
>>44647781
Have them turned into the food and made for the redrobes. write down results.
>>44647555
And if i were you. I would start to stack my money for some new clothes. Somethign tells me you will be in need of new ones soon enough. And i don't mean in any kinky way. I know how you elfs are.
>>44647721
>Shrugs
I'm not technically a spider right now, flesh and human blood. Like most people
Rolled 9 (1d20)
>>44647766
>Takes his tag back
NOW I, SKULLGHAST, HEXER OF CURSES, WILL HEX YOU! FOR SLAPPING MY CHALICE!
>Attempts to turn Emilia into a chalice
>>44647786
YOU ARE A MAGE! FIND SOME WAY OUT OF THIS!
>>44647562
I hope you will forgive me. Common is already a hard challenge for me. It's hard to speak using sounds while you aren't used to...well use your vocal cords.
Rolled 2 (1d20)
>>44647811
Oh, no. I just heard the mothwing needed my visit.
>burning hands
>>44647818
Oh no!
>>44647786
>Lifts Jill up to block it with her
>>44647829
You mentioned telepathy, yes? Would that be desirable?
>>44647839
>is now a chalice
>>44647766
As you wish, master. First, I must gather at least a dozen redskirts for the tests...
>runs off to complete its new task
>>44647839
>>44647818
Ah! What!
>Is now a chalice
DAMMIT EMILIA!
>>44647860
....
>good job
>>44647721
Your situation is quite troublesome my friend. Maybe one of the alchemist or maybe
>>44647787
>After talking with Jill, the other one not that she was talking with herself. The mothgirl turns to Veilhex and speaks.
Actually, since we came to this, can you help my friend here?
>She speaks holding Jill the Newt witch in one of her four palms
She was turned to a Newt and i lack the power to bring her back to normal.
>>44647818
>>44647812
>>44647809
>>44647786
>>44647781
Uhmmm... E-excuse me... T-this room wouldn't happen to be the meeting hall for the mages guild.... Would it...?
>>44647991
Yes, yes it is. And you are?
>>44647839
>>44647858
AHAHAHAHA!
>Pours wine into her and drinks from the chalice
>>44647877
TREMBLE!
>>44647991
SOON THIS SHALL BE THE SKULLGHAST GUILD, FOR SKULLGHAST, WHICH IS ME, SKULLGHAST; LORD OF ALL EVIL!
>>44647963
Maybe. Can you take me to one? I can't move.
>>44647991
It's nice to meet you.
>>44647877
>See Jill become a chalice in her hand.
Oh dear.
>>44647963
Hm... Newt...
A classic. Now... Let's see, Shouty McSkullface over there did it, right?
>>44647991
It is.
>>44648054
Yes he did.
>>44647991
...
>>44648033
>you feel slightly fruitier
>>44648033
>Is trembling
>In Rage
>>44648042
>heats up
>>44648054
Yes but now im a chalice. Do keep up.
>>44647809
Section 63, Subsection 15b, Addendum 3 states that experimental procedures to be performed upon those currently in the employment of the guild, excluding those hired using a third party on contract or those contracted for less than twenty hours in a working week, cannot and shall not be experimented on without their prior and explicit knowledge beforehand, and not without signed consent in the form of an official contract such as outlined in Section 14, Subsection 12.
These contracts should include, but are not limited to, the following;
Guild Liability Waiver Form 24F
Guild Consent Contract Form 16B
I will be sure to sent the appropriate paperwork to your office.
>>44647991
Good afternoon. Please to be sure to sign in at the front desk at the earliest opportunity.
>>44648042
Please note that drinking from that member of staff will be considered sexual harassment without prior consent, and would be considered gross workplace misconduct regardless.
>>44648054
IT'S SKULLGHAST, THE LICH OF LICHS!
>>44648091
>He would if the wine wouldn't just pour out of his ribs
DELICIOUS! EVIL TASTES GREAT!
>>44648024
I-I am Brell Oregetha... I was recently hired to teach the newly formed "Elemental Knight Studies" coarse here at the guild...
Rolled 14 (1d20)
>>44648093
Yes, yes...
>>44648088
Hm...
>Rolling to try to turn Jill back into her normal self
Rolled 1 (1d20)
>>44648098
>is now a cup
...
>>44648110
>uses gay elf magic to make you gay
>>44648134
Hahahahahahahaha
>>44648040>>44648054
>the 6'2" armored man would give a graceful bow to those within the room
The pleasure is all mine.
>>44648112
Have you filled out your paperwork so I don't have to eat you for tresspassing?
>>44647991
Yes, and we are having a very heated meating.
>Smiles gently
Ah pardon my rudness. I am Jill Fluffwap. The Apprentices Herbology teacher and part-time tailor.
>>44647842
I would but i need to grow used to it. Much the younglings i teach seems to prefere when i speak with then like this. Besides some guild members don't like telepathy. They keep thinking i'm actually reading their minds...which is silly.
>>44648134
>Becomes more hetero instead
AH! I, SKULLGHAST, STUBBER OF TOES, GOT A BONER! GET IT? BONER! I, SKULLGHAST, MOST HILARIOUS OVERLORD, AM A SKELETON!
>>44648118
>SUCCESS, SKULLGHAST DIDN'T HEX HER HARD
>>44648110
Of course it is.
>>44648166
Hello, then.
New staff member? Always good to see new faces here to teach young minds.
>>44648207
Well, I do have some telepathic skills from one girl I ate. But if you prefer speaking common, I will not fault you.
>>44647946
>returns
As I hastily ran the experiment, the results changed towards the end, master. The first eight redskirt samples it consumed, and the last four it only absorbed into itself. It appeared confused and uncertain, and went towards the off-limits /d/ shelf. As the rules mandate I am not allowed to go to that shelf, I had to conclude the test there.
>>44648211
>>44648236
thank you Veilhex.
>>44648207
thanks or the help jill! I owe you one
>>44648166
So your the new Eldritch Knight Instructor?
>>44648098
Please what kind of monster you think i'm? Besides i don't like girls in that way. Boys on the other hand...specially young ones. Tehee~
>>44648257
...
>>44648277
>Looks up from his book.
...I think I should leave.
>>44648204
O-of course I filled out my paper work! I was simply told by the archmage himself to come here at about this time to introduce myself to the other faculty and students!
>>44648207
>"Dear Gods! Is that a moth woman!? Why would mages let one anywhere near them!?! You'd end up with no robes by the end of the week!"
>"No matter! Everything will be fine so long as you don't let it smell your fear... Or the freshly cleaned clothes I'm wearing..."
Uhm yess... It is a pleasure to meet you as well Ms. Fluffwap
>>44648236
AT LEAST MY NAME, SKULLGHAST, THE ARCH-ULTRA-UR-DEMILICH, IS NOT AS CRINGE INDUCING AS YOURS, MINE INSPIRES FEAR AND AWE! YOURS INSPIRES CHEAP RAZORS AND SHITTY MUSIC!
>>44648263
AHAHAHA! FOOL! YOU WEREN'T EVEN ABLE TO BREAK THE SPELL WITH YOUR OWN MIGHT! WHAT A JOKE YOU ARE!
>>44648289
>POURS MILK INTO THE CHALICE AND DRINKS IT
AAAAW YISS!
>>44648350
You're the joke skullgast!
>>44648263
Why yes I am... Though I won't be starting for another few days unfortunately... They apparently still haven't finished renovating the room yet heheh...
>>44648330
All right, I'll take your word for it, but I'm keeping my eye on you. My name is Hixxkilliant Orhrys, I'm ne of the guards for the Guild.
>>44648320
Yes, leave small child.
>>44648263
You are quite welcome.
>>44648320
Just put on a skirt, you should be fine.
>>44648350
Arch-ultra-ur-demilich. That's a lot fancy titles.
And should you be drinking out of someone who used to be human?
Can you even drink things?
>>44648379
Yeah the pld one did quite a number on it.
>>44648373
IT'S GHAST. WITH AN H! APOLOGIZE; FLESHBAG!
>>44648397
CERTAINLY!
>the milk wettens his robe
BUT SHE USED TO BE AN ELF, IT'S FINE! ELVES DON'T COUNT!
>>44648380
Ripley told me to stay here until the meeting was over...
>>44648397
No, please. I didn't like that the first time...
>>44648236
I appreciate the warm welcome, after all the good >"and bad"< things I've heard about the guild!
>>44648425
Oh I'm soooooo sorry Skullhash.
>>44648350
..
>>44648397
>oppression intensifies
>>44648330
I assume you are the new instructor? I am Quei, haemonculus created to serve guild members. It is nice to meet you, master Brell.
>>44648432
Then hide, or seek protection. Don't put on a skirt. It would end badly.
>>44648380
Well it is quite the pleasure to meet you, and don't worry, my papers have been filled and filed in triplicate, just as I was told.
>>44648263
Don't thank me deary. Master Veilhex did all the work.
>>44648236
You have my thanks. I really hope you niece like the fluff.
>One small white moth comes inisde the room landing close to Jill's shoulder. The mothgirl bends her head making her ear region closer to the small insect resting on her shoulder. After a brief moments of nods, the mothgirl adjust herself giving a another deep bow to the man.
Master Veilhex. This young one told me they have already gathered all the fluff. There will be a small box in your study.
>>44648256
You know what they say. Like magic, languange perfection can be achieved only by hard work and experimenting. Long talks with good people like yourself are very encouraged to.
Rolled 12 (1d20)
>>44648442
>HEXING HER WARTS INTO THE FACE
TAKE THIS! KNEEL BEFORE SKULLGHAST!
>>44648455
>Can't think of anything else to do with her.
>Throws the chalice into a dumpster
>>44648399
>He'd chuckle at this
So I saw... Apparently they're still scrapping him off the ceiling if I'm not mistaken
>>44648483
>has been dumped by Aen's worst lich
>>44648425
It's the same basic principle. Don't drink out of members of the guild.
>>44648437
And what have you heard of the guild?
>>44648432
>>44648461
But it would be hilarious.
>>44648471
Thank you.
>>44648461
Okay? Are you going to help me or just tell me to get help?
>>44648498
That's what that fighter said too...
>>44648459
It is a pleasure to meet you Quei.
>>44648470
Good, I don't like killing people in armor, it's a little too messy for my tastes.
>>44648471
Yes, I have heard that before. Though I just killed a lot of people and eventually learned the tongue.
>>44648498
I have a responisibility to protect the guild members, all the guild members, despite my inherant distaste for a large majority of them. Especially the ones which I can't eat, they're disgusting.
>>44648498
THIS SOUNDS KIND OF LEWD MR. DOOMBLIGHT! I, SKULLGHAST, GREATEST DARK WIZARD OF THEM ALL, REJECT ANY SUCH IMPLICATIONS! I, SKULLGHAST, ZERO FUCKING DAMAGE, DRANK FROM A CHALICE THAT USED TO BE A MEMBER OF THIS GUILD, NOT OUT OF A MEMBER.
>>44648277
I should note, Mistress Fluffwap, that due to previous incidents of inappropriate conduct, I have made some changes to the lighting fixtures in and around the undergraduates dormitory.
Might I advise some measure of caution.
>>44648471
No really thank you.
>Hug
>>44648483
I'm getting sick and tired of your shouting and cursing people!
>Summon monster IV: Giant pinball
>>44648541
Can you prove the chalice was not still a member of the guild?
>>44648535
Really? And how did that go?
>>44648538
Shame. It would be amusing.
Rolled 16 (1d20)
>>44648493
Yeah. hopefully the necromancy department can put him back together
>>44648551
>>44648541
>>44648483
>Forgot dice, sorry
>>44648551
>>44648569
DRAT! FOILED AGAIN!
BUT I, SKULLGHAST THE GREAT-
>Is flattened by the pinball
>>44648535
Depends on what sort of help you desire, I'm not a miracle worker. Hide behind my legs, me, another person, a chair, stuff like that.
>>44648566
I do not understand your humor, but still, no.
>>44648496
>comes pick her up
I am sorry for how you were treated, master. May I assist you in some way?
>>44648320
>The mothgirl lifts her head hearing a voice from affar. Her hearing sense, helped by her antennae helped in such act. She turns her face, the deep black eyes with a silvery white colour in her pupil stared the young boy. Like a predator she ignored every aroun her and moved with grace and fast, always a wide smile as she moved towards the boy. Her figure watching sdown to him on his seat. Her voice was gently with some obvious malice being hidden in it's sweeten words.
Well hello you...i don't thing we know each other...do we? What would be your name cutie?
>>44648543
>>44648541
>>44648538
>>44648471
By the way... While I was putting away my things in my room, I came across several boxes of what appeared to be half eaten clothing that were covered in silk... Which is somewhat odd considering I was told that the room had never been used before. Maybe someone could explain it?
>>44648589
...
>>44648583
Waahahahahaha~ Suck it Numbskull!
>>44648593
Jill, none of that, sexual misconduct is within my duties to prevent.
>>44648619
No idea, ask the maids about it.
>>44648639
>Teleports out
BEWARE MY REVENGE! FOR I AM SKULLGHAST, MOST ANGRY FLATTENED LICH!
>>44648629
Alright lets try to turn you ba- Or not
huehuehuehuehuehuehe Not so funny now that the shoe is on the other foot?
>>44648661
No you beware my preemptive revenge!
>>44648593
>He'd look over somewhat nervously at the Moth girl persuing the young male student
>"Thank the gods I'm a several years older then that student..."
>>44648566
It wasn't very fun.
>>44648588
Right, uh...
>Starts to stand up.
>>44648593
Uh Do-Dee. Dee. Locke Evans. Dee Locke Evans.
>Scoots away a bit, holding his book inf ront of him with both hands.
I, uh, I should probably go now.
>>44648619
I would advise keeping a lit candle in your room.
At all times.
>>44648661
>>44648682
I presume you both filed the appropriate paperwork pertaining to duelling on Guild grounds?
The one that waivers your liability towards collateral property damage?
Are you aware, Mistress Jill, that giant pinballs have momentum?
>>44648629
>stares at the chalice, waiting for an answer it cannot currently give
>>44648588
Do you understand anyone's humor?
>>44648619
>Points to the moth girl
>>44648593
Please, don't do that here. The maids hate having to clean up the floors here after a regular meeting.
>>44648725
Kid, Run for your life.
>>44648725
Suggestion. Ward your room against intruders, ask one of the higher up students or prefessors for help.
>>44648682
...
>>44648750
...
>damn programming
>>44648767
Alright lets tun you back then
>>44648750
Hand her over please
>>44648756
I understand my humor, and puns. The blue dragonborn I ate liked puns a lot, his skills in forging them didn't translate to me.
>>44648725
>he'd sigh as he moves closer to Jill and the boy
Uhm... Sorry to interrupt this... "Get to know you" that you're trying to have here Miss Fluffwap, but didn't you say you were going to assist me with something boy? Something rather, "important"?
>>44648786
Yes, master Jill.
>gently hands Emilia/chalice over
>>44648756
Yeah, that sounds like a good idea.
>>44648766
My brother doesn't come to the meetings...says that he's too busy.
>>44648821
Uh, thing? I don't remember any-
O-oh! Right, the, the thing! With, um, yeah, the thing I was helping with!
>>44648792
Hmm... Don't forget there are other kinds of humor.
>>44648922
Just make sure not to make it too obvious you're fleeing. She can smell fear.
>>44648619
Of that's were my young ones stay. I will move then shortly don't worry.
>>44648659
Sexual? Why Hixx? I'm just introducing myself to a fellow guild member.
>>44648725
>She quickly seat besides Dee making her two right insectoid hands hold the boy in place as she seats besides him. Her left arms move in a attemp to stop the young boy from scoot away from her, gently pressing her figure against his small frame. Her bust pressuring gently against the right side of the boys head.
Now, now don't be rude. I know i may be a little old to you but you look to be such a nice boy. I'm pretty sure you don't want to be rude man when you grow up. Right?
>>44648851
Thank you
>>44648767
>Pours wine in you
>>44648986
>is now full of wine
>>44648922
Exactly Boy! That "very Important" THING you were going to help ME with... You know, AWAY from THIS particular situation...
>"This will also be a good chance for me to get away from 'her' before she finds out I threw away her stockpile of half eaten 'treats"
>>44648922
Well, I'm no good with wards. Better at killing people and shapeshifting at this point. Best help with whatever Brell needs, boy, but I'm around if you need my assistance
>>44648963
I know they exist, but that doesn't mean I care about them. Humor, romance, aesthetics, I do not understand them
>>44648978
Hands off the boy, Jill.
>His hand morphs into a fleshy version of a red dragon's head
Don't make me say it again.
>>44648978
>>44648986
Master Jill, master Jill. I must ask both of you to act in an appropriate manner within the meeting hall.
>>44648756
Don't worry...i won't leave much to be cleaned. Tehee~
>>44648821
My good sir. I believe is rude to interrupt when others are talking. The young one will assist you yes. BUT, only after we are done here.
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>44649023
Bibbcus baccaus tun back into a bitchicus!
>Go go magic powers!
>>44649075
Nosense
>>44648922
>>44648978
>Using his strength, he would quickly grab a hand full of the boys Uniform, before picking him straight up out of the Moth girls reach
Sorry! No time to dwadle Miss Fluffwap! But that Important "Thing" needs doing... NOW!!?
>>44649060
Then we need to find a way to teach you about them!
>>44649102
Oh, that's good. You would not like the head maid angry at you.
>>44649127
>still just a cup
>>44649156
Please don't tell me you're taking me to a comedy club.
>>44649127
Of course, master Jill. Please excuse me for my rudeness.
>>44649203
Your fine. I like you, your not like the rest of the crazy people here.
>>44649165
Red solo cup
I fill you up
Lets have a party!
>Does that do anything?
>>44648978
>He shivers slightly in her grip, his breath speeding up as he tries to look anywhere but at the moth girl or the arms wrapping around him and holding him in place.
Um, yeah, I don't want to be rude, b-but I told, uh...him
>He gestures feebly at Brell with his left hand.
I...would...help...
>>44649025
Just, uh, yeah, excuse me...
>>44649133
>Gets pulled upright, sort of limp with a panicked look on his face
Url! Ha, r-right, the thing...
>>44649133
>The Mothgirl hands while it were holding Dee's shoulder wasn't strong enough to stop the Eldrich Knight. However she did torned his clothing once the mand pulled the young boy from her. Her white pearly face was covered with a deep red as she holded just the fabric of the boys shirt. His sweet was still there and grabbing it as one would to to a precious blanket she spoke.
Aah...must you take him?
>>44649075
But i'm not doing anything. Hunf.
>>44649060
Master Brell is already holding him Hixx.
>>44649250
>do to the powers that be, Jill gets crunk
>>44649188
Nnnnot anymore...
>>44649289
>Jill spends 5 crunk points to tur emilia back
>What happens to the wine I wonder?
