Help me, I am in a group who are currently describing their characters fucking each other. They have been being Mary Sues this whole time and the DM is just rolling with it. I am a level 5 cleric, how do I derail this.
What is your god? Interrupt it with stupid shit like saying they should marry. Call them heretical or some other bullshit.
>>44604405
Atrona I think is how you spell it
>>44604332
What spells do you have prepared?
>>44604444
Sorry, unfamiliar with this one, what's your domain?
Also, counting only cantrips, you should have at least one of:
Prestidigitation
Message
Minor illusion
Mage hand
etc
Heck, I think only something like Mending wouldn't fuck up sex, but even them you could show up and say you're casting mending on the guy's dick if the game isn't that serious.
For other spells, if you have a chance to prepare:
Charm person
Disguise self
Hideous laughter
Silence
Magic mouth
Hold person
Stinking cloud
to name only a few.
You have many tools, just know how to apply them.
>>44604332
Go all SJW on them, talk to about abusing their privilege, male dominance, gender oppression with overt female sexuality, etc.
>>44604493
Hideous Laughter is what I got ready
>>44604744
Then just fucking cast it on the one most likely to fail the save.
>>44604332
Burn down the house, if it's your place check your insurance policy first.
Ok so I cam into the room and killed both dudes because no one besides me was in armor and am trying to decide what to do with the girls. Nunnery or something
>>44604964
You're fucking boring man.
>>44605028
So I may have started punishing the girls with the same wip they were using for sex. This idea may not have been what I intend
>>44604332
>currently
Are you using your phone at the table?
>>44604964
>killed everyone, sending to nunnery
Welp, this is where I jump off this ride, clearly OP is a faggot, and, far more damning, an idiot. Even the chastity patrol of /tg/ would have been more creative, or at least suggested OOC conversation. Shame OP.
Shaaaaaaame
>>44604332
>describing their characters fucking each other
Get them laid IRL. It sounds like they need it.
>>44605311
OP confirmed for faggot
