If Mork and Gork aint reel, 'ho made da orkz?
Chek m8 ayythists
>>44522471
The C'tan
>>44522471
The old ones. The orks created gork and mork.
>>44522490
Thats only a theroy Mr.Necron
Next you'll tell me the old ones were a bunch of slippy frogs
Orkz ain't made ya grot! Yer either wuz an ork all da time or ya wuzn't!
So the Ork's pantheon is based in circular logic?
>>44522471
werent da orkz made by an ancient civilization to fight tyranids? Genetically engineered to be strong but dumb cannon fodder?
>>44522471
Orkz just popped up because the 'verse needed a good krumpin.
And the first orkz to pop up were Gork and Mork, for they were the krumpiest.
>>44522471
Look at dis git, sayin Gork 'n' Mork ain't real! Tell dat to da boss.
>>44522541
Fedr- fuddor- Git detected, goz to /r9k/ or git krumpt
>>44522471
>ayythists
>not orktheists
Come on.
>>44522471
>If Mork and Gork aint reel, 'ho made da orkz?
>Chek m8 ayythists
Sorry Newb. It was the Slann. Toad you so!
>>44522515
>Next you'll tell me the old ones were a bunch of slippy frogs
No, they were a bunch of Slippy Toads, duh.
The Old Ones made the Orks to fight the Necrons.
>>44525094
>said the overly egocentric necron
"We are the Orks; we're 'ere 'cos we're 'ere - 'nuff said."
