YOU'S ALL STOOPID, GORK-FERSAKEN, GROT LOVIN WEEKLINGZ. WOT ZAY YOU?
>>44457470
You're a bloody plant, I literally eat salads like you for breakfast
>>44457529
Technically mushrooms are not plants, they are a separate kingdom, neither animals nor plants.
>captcha asks to choose salads
>>44457470
picrelated
>>44457470
no u
>>44457470
Anyone know what this jolly green jackass is saying?
I speak English, not Gob.
>>44457690
"Yo humans. You are all stupid, god forsaken, girl loving weaklings. What say you?"
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Wot? A planty fing, ya say? Loik un ov 'em cave squig pod fingz, roight? Ah loik tah eed doze, tuu...hey, wait a sekon'...YER UN OV DOZE PINK, FLESHY HUMIE FINGZ! AH'LL RIP OFF DEM ARMS AND SMASH 'EM 'GAINST YER ZOGGIN' 'EAD, TILL THERE'S NO 'EAD LEFT! Loik wot I ded tah Roksplitta yestahday...'e ate my pet grot...I WAS PLANNIN' ON EEDIN' 'IM! GIT DON' 'AVE MUCH TAH EED NOW, DUZ 'E!?
>>44457791
I don't quite understand. Does it imply that girls are not humans? Or it thinks that all girls are lesbians and there are no male faggots?
>>44457791
Many thanks.
Obviously the proper response would be to tell him that he possesses less than exemplary intelligence, lacking in the blessing of the divine, while simultaneously being one who receives sexual pleasure from the male organ piercing his anus.
Or that he's a double-elf.
>>44457470
Your legally a space nicer
>>44457837
>javascript
Wow, I knew Orks were stupid, but this takes the bleedin cake
>>44457845
Wot? You's talk funneh, humie...ekz...ekzemplurareh...ekzakto...zog it. YER WASTIN' MY TOIME, HUMIE. You an' yer posh wordin'... I'LL PUT ZOM NOICE DAKKA EN YER 'EAD, AN'...an'...PUT ET ON ME POINTEH STIKK!
>>44457987
HOO' YA CALLIN' STOOPID!? Diz humie teknoelogee iz all whacked up, anywey! Ah betz ah can get tah local Mek tah scrap up a new one ov deze. Lemme go chekk on 'im...
orks r dum
If I could erase one race from 40k is would beTaus
We need a roit propah Orky version of the Navy Seal copypasta.
>>44458077
Zog it, 'e's bit dah big 'un. Poor fella got zogged by dah bozz aftah an "akzeedent" involvin' 'iz zhiny new shoota...ded un ov ya kall me dum? WHICH UN OV YA KALLED ME DUM!? AH'LL ZOG YA, AH SWARE!
>>44457643
To get really technical when plants and animals separated from the common ancestor fungi stayed on the animal line for a short time before diverging, so if anything they're more related to us. Orks do kind make some weird sense.
>>44458189
Stupid grot.
>>44457470
the fuck did you just say about humanity?!
>>44457470
No u
why don't you try saying that to my bolter xeno.
>>44457470
Why not put yer choppa where yer mouf is and prove it then, ya weedy grot? Cam on, 's open ground all da way ere! Unless you's afraid uv a buncha punie umies?
>>44457470
that the holy Emprah judged your dakka, and found it lacking.
>cue orbital bombardment
>>44457470
You're begging for another fisting.
>>44457470
>>44457837
Turn over yer bitz an' gubbinz roight now, ya dumb zoggin' git.
