How to Kronk /tg/?
>>44449855
he pulls the wrong levers
>>44449855
>Be lovable
>Cook well
>Talk like you're perpetually yawning
>>44449855
Make a low int Fighter. There you go.
>>44450605
Low int fighter with scary high dex and cooking skills.
>>44450526
>Talk like you're perpetually yawning
Oh my god
>>44450665
>>44450526
Holy shit
Have a high charisma score with shoddy intelligence. Put your single skill point per level into cooking and the rest into the physical stats. Wisdom is dumped to the minimum as well.
>>44450526
that actually helps get an idea of how to do a good imitation
>>44450697
I dunno about wisdom. Kronk had insane nature lore. Could literally speak to squirrels and identify rare birds.
>>44450697
>>44451098
Higher general wisdom from flaws (social).
Same voice actor
>>44449855
Do your own theme music while sneaking. In character.
>>44449855
Make sure he tries to not kill
>>44451347
Right, next I bet you're gonna tell me he's also the Tick.
>>44451347
So how does one Brock?How does one Monarch?
>>44454769
>Brock
Calm, cool, collected asskicker.
Barbarian levels, though, because RAGE when touched.
>Monarch
Strange analogies that make no sense, Artificer levels, grandiose speeches/entrances, smokin' hot wife who sounds like a 50 year old trucker/construction worker.
>>44454868
>artificer
Doesn't Dr. Mrs. The Monarch make most of his kit even since they hooked up?
Stat me /tg/
>>44455142
>not hamming it up
You're not the real Byron and we all know it
>>44455142
I can't read that line without shouting it in my head with his voice.
>>44455174
YOU FOOL! YOU KNOW NOT WHAT UNFATHOMABLE POWERS YOU ARE DEALING WITH!........Also, we're out of Hot Pockets
>>44455142
Talk melodramatically while imitating going through several layers of puberty at once.
Levels in sorcerer/cleric.
Be naïve, also put up an air like you're tired of everyone's shit. Fawn over your daughter.
>>44454926
Fair enough. Okay, rogue or bard, high-ish bluff(Man-o-taur), UMD.
>>44455142
Warlock. Sage Background. Pact of the Tome, Great Old One patron. Susceptible to suggestion.
Good News everyone!
I've developed a device that makes people who read the sentence next to my picture in their head, in my voice.
How does one Farnsworth?
>>44455403
High Int, zero Wis.
>>44455403
>>44455403
Oh great, this lunatic again. Look, old man, why don't you just go back to your little delivery service, and let the -real- scientists do....real...science.
>>44455403
>alignment: No sense of right or wrong
And so he asks me, you got booooombs right? Ya just gotta rig the bombs to summa them keyboards then BOOOM! EXPLOSIVE STAT ME REQUEST ON THE THREAD BABY! CAUSE IM THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!
>>44455566
Hwaah? Wait, I remember you! Daddy's boy! You burned down an entire building trying to make a fusion-powered potato battery!
>>44455744
No professor, you did that this morning trying to make breakfast
>>44455566
>>44455744
>mark_hamill_eating_peanuts.webm
>>44455795
I did?
I thought that was just a fever-dream. Then who was it that burned down the science expo in 87? That specifically destroyed my doomsday machine and cost me first place!
>>44455566
Noticed and recorded.
>>44456020
>>44455566
Look, uh...Docs? We should really be going now...
>>44456245
Just a moment, Brock.
>>44455744
Now look here, pal, I don't have a clue what you're talking about, but I'm pretty sure you're "Smell-o-vision Mark 9001" would have hardly qualified as a runner up!
>>44456549
Don't insult my Betsie! I'll have you kno-
Eh, wha? Does the room suddenly feel like it's gained an extra dimension or two?
>>44456549
Rigggggghhhhhhhttttt let me know when you can build a robot out of something besides the bottom part of an office chair and an electronic keyboard
>>44456987
>>44456740
>>44456549
We all know my fricken laser beam would have won first prize.
This thread has been so far derailed...and I love it so.
I wish to lather it on like hot butter.
>>44457090
>>44456987
>>44456740
Golly! Look at all the cool scientists and gadgets! Show em' who's boss, Dad!
>>44457300
Boys, go to your room.
>>44451054
I know a manlet that tries to almost always speak like that.
Someday I might do a Venture Questwhether you want it or not
>>44457498
Do mofuckin' want!
>>44456987
I see what you did there, MORON OF THE THINK TANK!
What the fuck
>>44462521
First time on /tg/?
"Mother always said - don't lose!"
>>44449855
Be stronger, be polite, and have an insane sense of justice
[/spoiler]Like a paladin
>>44455298
>>44455142
>>44451347
New season in like a month
Who else here is hype as fuck?
Fighter with abysmally low int, insanely high physical stats, decent wisdom, good charisma, max ranks in cooking.
Neutral Good.
I need you to stop this thread. I think it's silly.
>>44464053
I am now!
>>44464053
You better fucking believe it.
>>44449855
I cantrip or talk to tiny animals
Squeak squeakin squeaker
