'Ello! Welcome to the Bleeding Taint, don't mind the ants. What will it be, huh?
>>44422439
the ants
>>44422439
A grapefruit mead and a slice of you. ;)
Food, as much as you are able to give me.
>>44422503
Sure...help yourself. On the house I guess.
>>44422515
I don't take kindly to this fruity stuff you're throwin' at me. Take your damn fruit juice and git.
>>44422439
how much for the frog?
>>44422531
Anything in particular, stranger? I can whip something else if you have the taste for it.
>>44422439
A mug of ale and the latest rumors, if you would.
>>44422552
Everything. Give me everything.
>>44422439
Some elven magical vodka, please.
>>44422539
oooh i like a man that plays hard to get.
(shlup) *tosses coin*
I'll be back (wink)
(cries outside because he was exactly his type)
>>44422549
The frog is helping me with a little problem. I ask that you keep hands off.
>>44422557
Here ya go. Rumors eh? I don't know much what goes on, but the local courier often comes in at about...well soon. He takes his rocks off with a beer, gets all beetfaced and blabs about the roads or whatever. He can't hold his liquor, and can barely hold this job. God knows what he's complaining about.
>>44422559
There's some food in the back. Help yourself, leave the money on the floor.
>>44422564
Elven? Vodka? You want a drink, or you want flavored water?
*takes a cup and dips it in dirty dish water*
There's your elven vodka. Drink up.
>>44422439
This guy just looks like fantasy Carl.
I need 8 gallons of human blood and a bottle of dish soap.
>>44422618
>puts what is owed on the counter and takes the ale
Thank you very much. Do you also happen have a free room for me and my companions? How much would it be to stay for the night?
>>44422665
Ask the wife I don't have. I'm sure she'll offer her voose juice.
>>44422666
Yeah I got a free room, cost ya about 6 gold for the night.
>>44422688
Dammit, dropped my name tag.
>>44422618
Uh...boss? Some guy just entered in the kitchen and is eating all the pies. What should I do?
I need all your ale
NOW DAMNIT
>>44422701
Did he leave the money?
>>44422714
Wew, sounds like a rough day. *poors a tankard of ale and leaves the bottle* What's eating at you?
>>44422688
Alright, we'll take the room.
>hands over the money
>>44422771
Let me check...yes. Yes he did.
>>44422771
I tore open a hole in the fabric of reality and unleashed a demon spawn that killed 80 people before ripping its own head off
>>44422503
/thread
>>44422836
I scared away this half a man who asked for elven vodka in my tavern. Looks like we both had a frustrating day. Not familiar with the magic stuff though, except cooking. Magic is left to the wizards, swords for the warrors, and me? I'm fine with my things here I guess.
>>44422832
Let him do whatever then!
Sorry bout dat. And sorry about your rough day.
>>44422832
NEVERMIND THE FUCKING MONEY, WHY THERE'S A FUCKING IDIOT IN *MY* FUCKING KITCHEN? I'M A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
>>44422893
Because I said he can! That's why! Don't forget who's the one paying you!
Barkeep! Whats the strongest brew ya got? Ill take two. Book keeping ain't easy ya know!
>>44422439
Pretty wiz themed bar here Omae.
I'll take a mead.
>>44422916
YOU...YOU...YOU ARE RIGHT, DAMN YOU. FINE, BUT IF THIS IDIOT GETS TOO CLOSE, HE WILL BE PART OF MY NEXT STEW, HE WILL!
>>44422945
It sure ain't elven vodka. I got something I'd like to call Dragon Venom, custom made, fresh everyday, and has been known to give most men a nasty morning sickness...at least in this bar. It's the most expensive drink too. Two for fifty since you're getting more than one. Show me the dough first.
>>44422951
The hell are you? Some human elf wizjizz man with a miniature hand gun?
Hope ya dont meen gold pieces, cause im a little short!
Do ya accept golden nuggets?
You lot know where to find a gunsmith. Sweet Ol' Betsy's 'ammer's been fightin' me so I think I oughta get that checked out. N' I need some more lead shotte n' powder, too.
Oh, n' I'll take some ale, I guess.
>>44423031
Sure. 10. Put them on the table.
>>44423043
*pours you an ale* There ya are...Oh! You must be rich? Many people don't have guns around here except those who have money to burn...the gunsmith is west and towards town, go straight then take a right then proceed north east. You'll find a club of bootlickers. Show your gun, they fix it, then leave unless you wanna be like them.
>>44423072
>A giant hand reaches in through the window of the Bleeding Taint.
"One barrel of your finest Ale, good sir! My lads and I are back from the war, and I am mighty thirsty!"
>>44423139
>places a barrel inside the giant hand
S-sure thing!
(Now Imma sleep because it's early af)
>>44423072
Guess you could say I'm rich. Been working fer some noblelady n' she pays out the arse for me services. Turns out no one expects the goblin ta know how ta shoot. She alsa bought me this hat, n' these fancy boots here.
>>44422574
A whole four? Why, that's highway robbery! How about tree fiddy?
>>44422503
Wait a minute, aren't you barred?
Hello! A thousand blessings to you, friend. May the sun's rays shine favorably on your business, and Zun himself guide weary travellers to your inn, my good man. Do you wish to hear about our Lord and Saviour, Zun?
>>44422439
Sensu Beans!
>>44422439
Pass me a rum cola.
Mm?
Okay, okay i'll ask...
*sigh* Junior here wants to know if you serve cold coffees.
Hello bartender, I'd like a bottle of water. It's free, right?
>>44422439
I'll have the bleeding taint please.
Is this the right place for a badass space hero to be? I kinda feel that I am out of place here.
>>44422439Test
>>44424403
You ain't the only one. I was just walking down the streets of Neo Helsinki with my niece and figure i could teach her to play pool at my usual bar. And then we get thrown in the middle of a fantasy convention.
...in another dimension, apparently. I miss the metapolitan air already.
DEEBIDA AYOU DEERRAGUHUU
BABBA-DANG GEEHO 'ALE
One Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, please
>>44423232
God damn Loch Ness Monster
Yeah, I'd like some honey ale, and uh, something to eat. Oh and uh, is that a frog? Is that a frog in your tavern? Absolutely unprofessional!
I was just thinking of a flaming rum punch—No, it's not cold enough for that. Not nearly cold enough—Wait a minute...wait a minute...Mulled wine, heavy on the cinnamon and light on the cloves.
>Kicks down the door and Scans the room for Traitors.
>After the inspection he sits down at the Bar
One Bantha Blaster, Good Citizen!
>>44422439
im a bit short on money... have you got anything in the "mop bucket" price range?
>>44422439
Bowl of jambalaya and a glass of bourbon
Got anything strong enough to drown the fact that /tg/ has degenerated into rampant weebfaggotry, quests, and fetish posting?
>>44434337
>implying weebfaggotry and fetish posting isn't /tg/'s natural state
Fuck quests though.
>>44434372
No, they aren't the natural state. Sure, in rare exceptions when mods were lazy those things would leak in. Doesn't mean they should have though. Point is though, now it's beyond rampant because the mods have refused to do anything about it. Christ, I can at any time always expect some monster girl faggotry, maid weebfaggotry, and elf weebfaggotry to exist at all times on this board now, on top of everything else blatantly not /tg/.
If anything we need nazi mod back.
>>44434410
>nazi mod is the natural state of /tg/
Yeah, nah.
>>44434410
>Complaining about weebshit on a site founded by a weeb FOR weebshit.
Just because 4chan has evolved a bit more from when it first started out doesn't mean that it isn't still at its very core a site dedicated to weebshit. Weebshit is bound to crop up at least once or twice in every board at some point in time. I do agree that it's gotten a bit out of hand here in particular though.
>>44434555
Origin has nothing to do with the current state of the board, nor the intention of an implied topic.
Traditional games is traditional games. There's no point bringing anime, hentai, and other shit to this board especially when those boards already exist. It just makes you a fucking cancerous faggot shitposter.
How doth ye miniature peoples? Gather yer wits, for I sing of the news in the Next Town Over!
Twas a young lad
Named Sprichest the Jad
(a rotation of Picardy Thirds)
He sprungest the countess's
Horse's and left!
(a rotation of Picardy Thirds)
(a minor fourth pause)
Warn ye! Warn theif!
Shalle he hangeth if found!
(a rotation of Picardy thirds)
A ransom sir queeny,
of four quids and pound.
(a rotation of Picardy thirds)
(a minor fourth pause)
Jad warst last seen,
down Lol River with peen
(a rotation of Picardy thirds)
in horses's ass,
a reputation obscene!
(a rotation of Picardy thirds)
(a two-five-oneth)
Thank ye! Tip me!
>>44434555
Don't even reply. Badwrongfunfags can't be reasoned with.
>>44434796
No no, you don't do it for money. You do it for exposure!
>>44422701
Fuck off woolie
>>44434858
Then spring me an ale; I am just a poor bard. I use walnuts for shoes.
>>44422439
I don't suppose you have any Surilie brothers vintages back there?
>>44434610
>No boards are allowed to have their subjects overlap!
> Every board should be a containment board just like *I* want it to be!
This is you. This is what you sound like. I was agreeing with you that it's gotten out of hand, but your response just tells me that you're hell bent on simply being a bitter little bitch about the fact that the boards you frequent don't cater to your needs and your needs alone.
We'll have four cups of Liber-tea.
Is anyone here interested in learning about Freedom?
Bloodwine
>>44435647
If it still is primarily about the board topic, sure. Fine.
Except it isn't. It's always just purely off topic shit masquerading as on topic.
>>44435750
Bloodwine? I have half a mind to join you in that, land-strider.
>>44435997
Correction: It's MOSTLY off topic shit. The problem as it stands is just that what good can be found is generally buried under a ton of shit. If you really want some sort of improvement then it falls upon YOU to try and offer up something of worth to steer things back on track. Don't just go "I don't like thing!" and fuss like a child, that offers absolutely nothing. Be the goddamn example of what such a thread could become or ignore it rather than complain. Otherwise you're violating one of the most important rules of the /tg/ board: Be excellent to each other.
>>44436857
Except that's wrong.
Trying to improve a board while it engages in and freely allows shitposting of that level simply means your post will get buried beneath the shitposting, weeb fapbait, and quest threads.
Ignoring the cancer doesn't stop it from existing.
>>44422439
a pint of a young, female virgin's piss, thank you.
>>44435750
>bloodwine
>implying Worf does not drink the true drink of warriors
>>44437000
Screaming at it doesn't stop it either.
>>44437103
Yeah, because reporting to inactive mods sure does nothing.
As you said, it falls upon the board now for improvement. Only by voicing discontent will people get the idea and potentially move back to their faggot boards.
>>44437103
>>44437164
Both of you are twats. Shut the fuck up and roleplay.
>>44437164
You're not "the people", you're an annoying board police. If you want to better the board, improve the level of discourse by contributing, not by annoying people.
>>44437641
You just went full circle. Again, see >>44437000
Something discreet (I'm hiding)
>>44438109
HOLY SHIT A GIANT POINTY RED GUY WITH FABULOUS HAIR
>>44438125
.....Well that didn't last long. thanks for the compliment though.
>>44437048
The blood of his enemies?
Well at least Leman Russ isn't here
>>44438272
>not shutting up and drinking your prune juice
>http://youtu.be/cuHX1-qGtsA
I roll to search the tavern for traps.
I'll be in my tower...
>>44438497
...which kind?
