Alright you mother fuckers just got back from Uni and my old dnd group want to play a game, gimme some ideas for a campaign,
>>44420751
Here's an idea for a campaign: All the adventures go fuck themselves.
>>44420751
The party are lower city hobos planning a heist on the royal bakery, but dark forces conspire to thwart or subvert them.
>>44420751
The Great Elder Dragon has just flown all around the world shouting that the Chosen One, bane of all Dragon-king, has been born, and that any Dragon that kills the Chosen One will be the new Great Elder Dragon. Suddenly Dragons start tearing the countryside apart trying to find the Chosen One, while the human kingdoms rally to find him first.
Turns out the Chosen One is a Sasquatch who befriends the players.
>>44420751
Each player builds a character. That character must have some sort of object or treasure that they cherish and value the most.
Someone steals all thier shit. Go get that bitch!
Then it writes itself, though you should have at least some end game as to why and who would steal their stuff.
>>44420793
alright so they are all part of a brothel, all having giant dicks so they on request fuck themselves. So then the king requests a meeting, and while they are preforming what they know best the king is assassinated, and the self fuck brigade are framed.They then start their life of fugitives while fucking their way out of any problems
>>44420751
The heavens have deemed your realm a failure and have awoken The Painkiller to destroy it, can you defeat evil in the realm before the heavens destroy it all?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU
EVERYONE IS A WHORE
THEIR WHORE MASTER GETS BUSTED FOR TAX EVASION
SUDDENLY THEY HAVE TO ADVENTURE TO MAKE ENDS MEET
GO GO GO
>>44420751
also going to post some of my sick wallpapers
