>you get invited to a homebrew campaign
>DM and players are decent guys
>say that this is going to be a lighthearted campaign with only a few rules
>you can play as any race you want, so long as it can fit in a door, and stat it as if it were from 5E (whether it is in it or not)
What race and class do you play? How strong/weak are you/how strong do you become? Do you take it seriously?
>>44358064
Dont take it seriously if they dont, you will be that guy instantly. Play something fun, maybe after asking the other players what they are doing? Personally I'd play as a magic horse if fitting through a door is the only prerequisite, a talking horse.
>>44358064
A Medusa mob boss living in the underground of a large city fro where she rules her criminal empire until chance forces her to go adventure wit this ragtag bunch of nobodies.
She is secretly Chaotic Good.
>>44358064
A humanbecause i am a socially inept autist afraid of being seen as THAT GUY even if non-serious environment
>>44358064
Do I know these folks? If not I'll play something fairly standard to get used to the table as a whole fpbefore jumping with something weird. Plus playing the straight man can be fun. Some basic dorf melee. Fighter maybe, but going later on for alchemy and throwing bombs around of the game really does get silly. Remaining stoud dorfriend if not.
If I did know everyone.. An awakened spider. Used to be a Druidic companion. But not a little spider. A giant spider. Has to turn a little to fit her abdomen in some doorways. She's also very old and thinks of the psrty as children, to the extent that she's a granny spider. Knits horrible knobbly sweaters with her silk, asks if they remembered spare socks and drinks before heading off dungeoning and is constantly worried they're not eating right.
All while being a massive horrific spider with an old lady voice who will rip people trying to hurt her babies.
May or may not constantly have fist sized baby spiders on her back.
>>44358064
This is gonna sound weeaboo as fuck, but I'm rather fond of Kitsune, especially as Thieves and Rogues. The whole shape-shifting thing makes disguise and infiltration segments pretty fun (even if it feels like you're using cheat-codes).
>>44358064
A kender who was born without the drive to be a shit that his entire species was. As such he doesn't do any of that shit they do, nor can he understand his people, like at all.
>>44358064
How big is the door?
>>44358064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65mvAELWq_8
Leshy. Maybe leshy paladin. Tiny tiny justice is the best justice.
>>44358925
Why play a kender at all, then?
>>44358064
A halfling Arcane Trickster. Classic thief with a heart of gold, only with more magic tricks and commodity speculation.
Would play with >>44359086 >>44358226 and >>44358142
>>44359109
That game would be adorable.
>>44359109
It needs a Bard. Really.
>>44359086
>orange peel hat
fucking adorable.
>>44359103
To be the stone upon which the lighthouse is built. To create a new kind of kender. One that is a functioning and contributing member of society
>>44358064
Best of both worlds.
>>44359208
Manakete (aka little girl who turns into a dragon when in combat.). Is as strong as a dragon in combat and like a little girl when not. I take it as seriously as the rest take it.
Warforged Fighter who wants to beSuperman.
>>44359109
Going off burglaring again are you? Don't forget your lunch box dearie! Granny Eightlegs packed your favourite hippogriff ham sandwiches~!
Oh and do try to get home before nightfall, it's dangerous out there on your own at night.
>>44359109
10/10 would DM that game
A man-taur acrobatic knife thrower. If that's too crazy I'll just go with centaur circus performer instead.
>>44358064
Kryptonian, but play it as if I am really fucking scared of fighting and act like a swedish man
>>44358064
Bangaa Monk
I love those funky lizardfolk.
>>44358064
>you get invited to a homebrew campaign
What the fuck does this mean anymore? You weren't using homebrew rules so that is not a homebrew campaign.
Tetsuo
>>44359760do it fgt, I wanna fucking play a leshy in something
>>44358064
I'll play an insect princess gypsy dancer in monk with a cross class into sorcerer. I'm going for fire dancing
>>44358064
>Any race you want
Let's test it.
A slothman. Master Druid that relies on other creatures to do basically everything for him. Need to get somewhere? Tame a deer and ride it there. Need to fight something? Tame an owlbear and fuck shit up. Need to reach something that's too high up? Tame a monkey and have him grab it. His bartering skills would be pretty good but he is unbelievably slow at everything so he can never be able to convince anyone of anything without annoying them. So a lazy hippie that can just save his claw and have other animals do it for him
>>44360166
That's not pushing it.this is
>>44358064
Old school planewalker.
>>44360405
What the hell is that thing?
Centaur, motherfucker. Heavy armour centaur with a halberd and shield, going through shit like a train.
>>44360473
Sergal
>>44360473
If you have to ask, you're a lucky man.
>>44360473A sergal.
A human who worked as a groundskeeper at a wizard's college, but was dumb as rocks. He always ruined projects by stumbling into them and making things worse when trying to fix them. One day, the grand wizard was testing out a spell that would permanently awaken an animal. Unfortunately, the groundskeeper was rolling down a hill in a wheelbarrow at that moment because things went wrong when he tried watering flowers on a second-story windowsill (he didn't think to go inside the building). He was hit by the spell, and the grand wizard fired him for wasting his efforts. It turns out the groundskeeper was so stupid that the spell actually did awaken him, but it only manifests at certain times.
He has separate barbarian and wizard character sheets, switching between them at the DM's discretion. The barbarian side is full on Mr.Bean/Ernest Goes to the Material Plane, while the wizard side comes off as if he were extremely powerful and old by making smug comments toward his enemies' experience and intelligence. He also grows a white beard for the duration.
>>44359760
Should I start rolling stats for my Medusa Rogue Mastermind?
>>44360577
>>44360046https://app.roll20.net/lfg/listing/26492/land-of-kings roll you shits
>>44360507
>>44360531
I'd google it but this guy
>>44360531
Makes me think it's NSFW. Anyone got a SFW pic I could see?
>>44360681
I think it's just some weird furry frankenstein thing with lizard/wolf bits.
And yeah, if you google it, you'll probably see them fucking.
>>44360681
Shark-wolf-velociraptor furry people with warlike culture andprehensile clitoris
>>44360681
The aesthetic design of the thing isn't actually too bad. Some kind of shark/raptor/wolf hybrid, clearly extremely predatory/violent, fairly typical 'evil race' traits really.
It's a shame that they're basically only created to fulfill vore/guro fetishes.
>>44360825
I'd hate to bring up the travesty that /tg/ "unified setting" was, but they actually TRIED not making them weird.
Then again, in capable hands everything is playable and a good character concept.
>>44360681
Sergal are a somewhat interesting race of furry shark lizard not orcs with bronze age technology
And the creator had a gigantic vore fetish
>>44360847
>/tg/ unified setting
Kind of new to /tg/. Care to give me a brief overview?
>>44360681
and thats all the sergal pics i'm gonna post
>>44360963
Thanks man. They seem cool, too bad I'll never be able to ply them because the creator is apparently into vore.
>>44361095
You always can ask GM to play them, acknowledging that they have weird details and omitting them.
>>44361095
The thing is, the creator dumped all of his vore guro fetish shit into one character. And you can just remove that character, then you have a cool race with some pretty decent lore behind it
>>44359267
Goddamn it, that really caught me off guard.
>>44360893
You know settings like 40k and Eberron and such? Yeah it's all those
>>44360893
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Setting:Unified_Setting
>>44361276
Just slapped together? How the fuck does that work?
>>44359029
Here comrade I am taking you to special room for those who are so extra good at the rules. Just look into the drain and don't turn around
>>44358064
Long sufferingKenderunnarmed barbarian. If 5E has an equivalent to Diehard, he'd have that.
He would wield improvised weaponry, anything from chairs or tables to enemy NPCs.
>>44360405
WAAAAAAAAAAAAY OVER THE LINE, FURFAG.
>>44360681 >>44360770 >>44360794 >>44360825 >>44360847
>>44360871 >>44360875 >>44360950 >>44360963 >>44361095
>>44361181
I miss the good ol' days when furry shit was taboo. Certainly, these days have less drama thanks to furfags mellowing out compared to 10+ years ago, but now the influence of furfaggotry is quiet and insidiously lures gentle Newfags into the fold.
>>44361640
M8.
Chill down. We're pretty much acknowledging that they look cool and would be an interesting race IF creator did manage to hold his dick inside his pants where it belongs.
>>44361640
>>44361675
This pretty much, Had we started bombing the thread with: OH THEY'RE FUCKABLE MATERIAL IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF you would totally be in the right, but we didn't go overboard and finished the conversation
>>44360405
Are you playing a sergal or a human in a sergal fursuit?
The distinction is subtle, but there.
Have an unusual character image.
>>44361800
There were supposed to be some spicy meatball hand emojis in there, apparently those dont work here
>>44361675
That is exactly the sort of thing I was talking about.
>ye lemme just browse DA or FA for ideas on this race here, /tg/ said it'd be cool if not for the fetish stuff
>oh hey dis race is cool too, lemme look into this
>?????
>I'm chelsea, a lizard-kin. **It's ok to soft-vore me ;)** I was born in the town of....
>>44361853
It's like you saw a post that doesnt exist and replied to it.
Actually, I think you're seeing a totally different thread to the one that actually exists.
And now, robot shaman.
>>44361894
Those are some hot ass pants
>>44362067
Of course they're ass-pants. What other kind of pants are there?
Pangolinfolk
Bonus to defense and improvised weapon (taill)
>>44362107
Assless chaps
Venom "punished" pants, they feel the phantom pain of an ass lost
>>44362107
Assless chaps?
>>44361640
People have always posted sergals on /tg/. Don't you remember Sergalfag?
>>44361853
Okay what thread are you in?
>>44362154
>>44362129
You got me there.
>>44362111
Isn't there a pangnoll PDF out there?
>>44362178
I wish.
>>44361640
Yeah, I've even heard features about accepting furfags on mainstream news (ok, NPR, but still). Not trying to /pol/ here, but I definitely feel like the frog in the pot, watching the bubbles form up at the bottom. Never understood why "that shit is fucking gross and awful and I don't want anything to do with you, but I still respect your civil rights" was such a hard position for people to accept.
Don Quixote Beholder
>>44362345
Found it again. /tg/'s guide to Pangolls.
>>44362566
And I tap the wrong thumbnail. Of course. Fuck everything.
>>44358226
It's so horrifying it's adorable. 11/10 would not stick in a nursing home
Two small fairies pretending to be a human artificer in a cloak
>>44358064
Female human artificer. Use Warlock as the base class, reflavour Eldritch Blast as her Death Ray, treat her inventions like spells prepared, and her regenerating Spell Slots as the 'juice' that makes her inventions work. Invocations are her at-will gadgets. Take the Chain pact and redo the imp minion as a swarm of helper robots. Maybe change her casting stat to Intelligence, but she'd have a high Charisma as well anyway so it wouldn't matter that much.
I take a lighthearted approach to the game, like the GM suggests, and I play the class more or less as powerful as it's intended.
So, pic related.
>>44360635
>16 players
>if you die, you're out a real time week and start back at level 1
>Jontron
[sweats nervously]
>>44362722
I stopped reading at the train+Bears scene. Has the plot even moved since then?
>>44361821
I would love to play a Redwall game.
>>44362744
They're fighting revenants in the underground of Paris at the arranged marriage of one of the Master's students and the royalty of an underground kingdom of non-humans. Oh and the student only found out about it a few minutes ago.
This is all to gain access to an ancient library where a professor of time technology was last seen to find a way to unlock the time stop in Mechanicsburg and ensure the chronomonster doesn't destroy it or possibly everything.
I think that's everything.
>>44362744
I don't think I even got that far. I got to the point where she takes over the castle and lost interest. It's a cool premise with some good characters, decent artwork, and a plot that never interested me.
I'd either be an awakened animal that thinks it is the magical girl thing after discovering that kind of thing, or a Kobold that fancies itself a paladin, though confused paladin with knight in terms of actual class.
>>44362593
Oh, that's rad. Thanks.
>>44358226
You I like you, you have good ideas.
>>44359983
>not playing a Bangaa bishop or even the superior master monk
Nigga do you even Bangaa, blasting stuff with holy or pummeling bitches to death
>>44363027
Does it matter if the silly endgame dorf would pull a Blackbeard and have flaming tapers in his beard as he lobbed bombs and dwarven liquor Molotov cocktails around?
Because that was my plan.
>>44363139
I was talking about the spider idea but that works too in proper Edward Teach tradition.
Anintelligent squirrelarchmage.
>>44363936
I always get worried with intelligent animal wizards. Mostly because I had a guy who played his monkey in an annoying, if admittedly IC, way.
>>44364755
Aren't monkies just furry kender?
>>44364789
Well, so far he's only stolen once from the party. but otherwise, yeah - so weak he can't really carry much of anything, but amazing bonuses to dex and climbing. Kind of a pacifist illusionist.
