If you could remove one race from WH40K which that would be?
Pic related for me what a shit race we already have Orks to serve as unstoppable horde and Necrons are more intimidating where it comes to wiping out life aspect.
Zergs are cooler looking btw.
>>44357832
>If you could remove one race from WH40K which that would be?
Xenos, probably.
>>44357832
Humans
Orkz. Silly soccer hooligans have no place in a grimdark future. i'd also have my 40k take itself much more seriously.
Tau. They literally contribute nothing and are nothing more than window dressing.
>>44357871
Fucking Benthamite space weebs
>>44357885
The Tau literally are the most irrelevant faction. The Craftworld Eldar probably have half the Tau population yet are still more important than the blueberries.
>>44357860
As trolly as that is, if you took 'humans' to mean 'unaugmented and genetically unaltered humans' it could result in a pretty interesting angle on the whole last days of an empire theme. You'd be left with the machine priests and the spehs muhreens fighting for a people that aren't there anymore, for the sake of pride, tradition, and maybe a faint hope of finding the STC for the sacred and mythical human form again.
>>44357865
Wh40k is a parody of dystopian settings not actual grimdark story. Holy shit how dumb people can be is anything more subtle than fart jokes too much for people too handle?
>>44357897
The Tau are a stand-in for any number of small xeons empires. I would rater have ten or twenty races with two or three modular units each that you could mix and match to make your own galactic federation.
>>44357897
>Eldar
>Important
>>44357865
Taking the grimdark so seriously is literally what is ruining 40K.
>>44357909
>What is Slaanesh for $500.
Not to mention the Eldar played a major part in the 13th Black Crusade, are humanity's best ally against Chaos, are the entire reason why the galaxy is so fucked, and show up in seemingly every plot thread.
>>44357907
Too bad the opposite is happening with Tau.
>>44357918
Alas, the rules are getting more and more 'streamlined' with every edition. I wonder when we'll see simple canned units that correspond 1:1 to the miniature selection rather than having options.
>>44357918
>are the entire reason why the galaxy is so fucked,
Nah.
It's the Necrons with their War in Heaven. The Eldar race are a consequence of that war.
>>44357906
It has been, perhaps. It's not being sold this way anymore. All the novels and the codexes expect you to take them seriously. Orks are the only note of sillyness left.
I'm not saying it is better this way. I'm not a fan of 40k and its over-the-top grimdarkness doesn't make it any more appealing; I might like it more if I could take it as self-ironic, but again, the vast majority of the product doesn't invite you to take it as a parody.
So, as they are now, the orks are quite out of place.
>>44357918
The Eldar USED to be important nowadays they're nothing more than those wacky kids that keep playing catch on your lawn
>>44357974
>. Orks are the only note of sillyness left.
Not true.
The Newcrons have plenty of silliness in them that it's hard to take them seriously. Trazyn, Imotekh, and that senile lord who thinks everyone is a necrontyr are all wacky and silly characters.
>>44357832
Tau obv
>>44357832
Tau
fucking plotarmor just so they can be seen as competitive
>>44357974
fucking Dan Abnett seems to want to remove that from the Orks as well
The Beast Arises - I am Slaughter, crap as story
Abnett should be kept as far away from SMs as possible
>>44357832
>If you could remove one race from WH40K which that would be?
I'd remove the race of Fat Neckbeards like OP who complain about retarded fluff issues while failing to address the major short-comings and flaws in the current edition rules.
>>44358037
>Fans : We want a serious approach to the Orks. We want them to be more than throwaway comic relief, we want them to have the focus
>Random retard on the web : Hurr Derp Dan Abnett
Yare Yare....
It's not like the story even had Orks in it until the final chapter where the Beast makes his villainous appearance. So it's impossible to know where they are going to take the Orks from this unless you are a troll or mentally ill.
>>44357832
Your opinion is shit and you should feel bad for having it.
>>44357832
They already removed the Squats.
Then again I'd like to see them back even under a different name to avoid copyright stuff.
>>44357832
Tau.
>>44357849
Going for the easy target.
No bad ultra
Remove chaos first.
>>44357832
Tau. They are boring and flat with regards to fluff, so no loss there.
It would also remove the most obnoxious group of players from the game.
>the mouthy weeb retard playing the unpainted gunline/formation
Getting rid of this would be wonderful. Especially since there has been an influx of grey plastic Riptides/Ghostkeels/Stormsurges.
>Muh robuts, muh easy mode rules, muh moms picking me up at 5:00.
>>44357871
>>44357997
>>44358021
>>44358339
>>44358409
Wow, Tau are really unpopular.
If you're talking about any species then probably one of those minor xenos that wouldn't change shit if they were removed. Sslyth, Galg or something.
If you're talking about playable factions only then Necrons. We already have an immortal, old faction and two unstoppable hordes. Ad Mech can cover the machine angle. Plus, decurion started this OP formation phase.
>>44358248
When has that ever been the ork fan consensus?
Space marines, to enrage the fanboys
>>44358116
As if anyone on /tg/ gives a shit about anything but the fluff
>>44357832
Either the Dark Eldars or the Necrons, they're boring as fuck.
>>44357832
Humans.
It'd take away all the worst aspects of 40k, which include the Imperium, Space Marines, and most of Chaos.
>>44358682
But then plot development would just be: "Big space rocks crashed together which made, some bugs fight against mushrooms, then some robots came in i guess, btw the space elves are still having sex out in space"
The humans have been the big plot engines, without them it'd be a pretty boring setting
>>44358678
>Dark Eldar
>Boring
They're just not tier 1 baddies, they're designed to be slavers that drop out of nowhere, grab anything shiny and run like hell.
>>44358757
Dark Eldar are not necessary because Chaos does everything they do except better. Slaaneshi's do everything the Dark Eldar do with flesh crafting, slave taking, emotion seeking, etc.
>>OP wants to remove Nids
>>We are all Nids already
>>we just don't know it
>>44357832
>f you could remove one race from WH40K which that would be?
Grey Knights.
They should have never happened. Doing them as a squad in an Inquisition army was fine an entire army feels just wrong.
>>44358808
desu it's more to do with aesthetic and playstyle. Chaos and most of the Imperium's armies are basically codex: space marines with slight wargear tweaks.
Hell, in any reasonably concise system you wouldn't need a Chaos codex either, just have a space marines one, a daemons and cults one and a guard and inquisition one, then say that marines can take allies from one or the other but not both.
>>44357832
gonna do a dump just so you can learn who the best race is
>>44358808
QFT. Dark Eldar are just a superfluous remnant of fantasy. They have hardly a niche or a role. Their only staying power is edgy models.
>>44359285
Still better than the tau, who were and still are an attempt to cash in on pop culture
>>44357965
Difference is- eldar give a fuck. Necrons don't.
Remove Space Marines, they are fucking pointless now with the Ad Mech, IG and SOB's, IK's etc. etc.
Squats, oh wait.
>>44359373
Actually, according to the Silent King and his court, They do.
>>44357832
Nids should stay. They are one of the only races that isn't just a Warhammer Fantasy race that's recycled in space. They are also scarier than Orks because Nids are united under the Hivemind and nobody knows how many Tyranids there even are because most of them haven't even arrived yet. The Necrons are no longer trying to wipe out all life by the way. Also, as cool as the Zerg are they blatantly ripped off the Tyranids who came first.
>>44357871
>>44357997
>>44358021
>>44358021
>>44358339
>>44358409
I think the Tau should stay. Like the Nids they are one of the only races that isn't just recycled from Warhammer Fantasy. I like that 40K has tried to move in it's own direction instead of just being medieval fantasy IN SPACE! I also like the contrast between the other races more blatant evil and the Tau's shining utopia exterior that's hiding sinister things within. Plus their mecha just look cool in my opinion.
As for which race should be removed, I would say the Dark Eldar. They seem to play even less of a role in the setting than the Tau.
>>44359498
>The Necrons are no longer trying to wipe out all life by the way.
Destroyers.
Maynarkh.
Don't they ring a bell?
>>44359498
Nah, 'nids came before zerg but GW changed the tyranids to look more like the zerg because the zerg were hot shit.
Also, Tau models are weeaboo trash with those giant stupid antenna things sticking out of everything and those retarded blocky shoulderpads that they all fucking wear.
>>44359525
Isn't the whole ''Destroyer'' thing meant to be a result of severe mental degradation over the years? Sorta like Flayers?
>>44358455
Its just people assblasted that the Tau have gotten their turn on the Improbable Asspull Victory train.
>>44358455
Tau used to be good but then GW moved away from the vassel races to make moar giant robots and the god-awful campaign books and having farsight fight of the Swarmlord and all kinds of bullshit
>>44357832
Actually, now your making me imagine a setting that swapped nids for zerg, scaled up to match the setting, but maintaining it's particular characteristics
>>44359795
They really should have emphasized vassal races more, the mecha are ok but having other races really felt unique
>>44359603
>giant stupid antenna things sticking out of everything and those retarded blocky shoulderpads that they all fucking wear.
...so you mean space marines?
Because that is literally space marines, except you forgot "pointless Toiletpapir stuck randomly on their armour"
40k aesthetic is retarded all the way around, and that is part of the charm. I love the aesthetic almost all the way around the various races, but I can recognise how retarded a lot of this shit is.
As for the question.. If we are talking faction, it would be SOB, no contest. If we are talking race, I say let the Eldar race bite the bullet. They are among the last remains of the "generic fantasy concept IN SPACE", but I do love the aesthetic too much to want them gone.
>>44357899
>Age of Ultramar
>>44357832
Humans. I'd do it in a really flashy way, so I can make more room for Age of Emperor.
>>44359271
Ha! I know that dude. He had a model in the Battle for Macragge starter set.
>>44360052
tyranids best race
>>44359863
Yeah, but space marines aren't faggoty aliens.
>>44358458
>mech can cover the machine angle
that's nowhere near fucking good enough it's like saying Chaos could be removed because Blood Angels already cover the edge factor
>>44359666
There is a in-verse theory that the Destroyer Curse is something the C'tan programmed into the Necrons due to the fact that it appears in a uniform way in all dynasties. Mental damage is one of its causes but it doesn't explain everythig about it.
>Flayers
They Flayed Ones are afflicted with the Flayer Plague which is a disease a C'tan left behind as revenge.
>>44358248
>Yare Yare....
Jotaro pls go, You lost all relevance when [HEAVEN] happened.
>>44359759
You mean every victory so far?
Even in other armies books?
>>44359377
yeah remove the most popular and iconic faction I bet GW would be so happy with losing half of tjeor playerbase
Eldar.
>>44359317
>who were and still are an attempt to cash in on pop culture
That's literally all of 40K
>>44357832
Humans
>>44360070
Pity that their Codex books don't reflect it perfectly on how much rape they generate.
As long as the Cruddance is around, then they may never be both fun and competitive...well at least the Tyrannocyte gave them back some of their old tactics, but still waiting for when Old One Eye be actually useful.
Hell, re-balance the Nids so to make every unit useful in the ways you like.
>>44358455
They were much better before GW went full retard on the giant robots.
>>44360530
Tau would've been OK if they didn't put emphasis on guns only.
At least Farsight does it right.
>>44360520
Cruddance has a special place in my heart. he i their snuggled up to all the hate.
>>44359603
What can I say? I love me some Japanese style giant robots.
>>44360590
At least he does the IG well...
Then again he didn't gave them back regimental doctrines and unique rules and force organizations to make fluffy forces.
Wanna play a Mechanized Cadian Regiment? Sure, select the appropriate Regimental Doctrines and run with them.
But seriously, in these times they should do something about it. They made the Chapter Tactics for Space Marines and they gave some diversity to Chapter gameplays, so I'd love to see something new.
I'd like to see, apart of Regimental Doctrines, things like Chaos Marine Legion Rules for the vanilla Traitor Legions and popular traitor/renegade Chapters, Eldar Craftworld Rules for the main Craftworlds and the popular lesser ones, Tyranid Hive Fleet Rules...even Ork Clan and Tau Cadre Rules.
Drop space marines. They're just such a boring faction, all their fluff is basically "Might Valor Honor Betrayal". They're just... Uninteresting. Sisters do the Power Armor thing better, Imps do the Human thing better and Eldar do the Small group of skilled fighters vs hordes in both a more interesting and mechanically enjoyable way, Focusing on specialization rather than easy mode "good at everything".
A small small handful of their factions are interesting, but most read as sterile and one-note at best.
>>44357832
Necrons.
>>44357832
Honestly?
Chaos Daemons.
I am sick as fuck about Chaos being "The Ultimate Threat" when the fluff never represents that well. Chaos gets their ass handed to them all the time. Meanwhile, Tyranid Hive Fleets casually stroll through several sectors and are only stopped by something major, usually requiring large amounts of sacrifices. Necrons technology out does most of what Chaos is seen doing. But no, Chaos is the big threat guys, seriously, fuck anything the Xenos do.
Chaos Marines can stay as a sort of competing empire/pirate group. Chaos gods can stay, but they are all stuck in the warp. But daemons? Nah, they can fuck off.
>>44360868
The Black Crusades have done more damage to the Imperium than Tyranid Hive Fleets.
It's compounded that during the Age of Ending the veil between reality is so thin that in a single moment thousands of Imperial worlds were lost to daemonic incursions. What the Tyranids can do in years, Chaos can do in an instant..
Saying that the fluff doesn't "represent" the threat of Chaos shows wilful ignorance and saltiness of unprecedented levels.
>>44358732
Who's to say what the plot would have been without humans? Are you saying that to tell a good story, you have to feature humans?
>>44357865
Bait detected
>>44359271
This makes me think a narcoleptic had the worlds luckiest sleepwalk
>>44361030
i fucking love that picture because it is one of the few funny things with Nids in it.
>>44357832
Probably Nids because they're overpowered extra galactic shit stompers and authors keep making it impossible for them to lose in the long run. They have no character or driving besides eating. It's boring and mindless. They would have been fine if they were just one of the threatening intragalactic xenos that made the Imperiums life difficult in general like Orks or Eldar instead of the intergalactic apocalypse they are.
>>44361086
what is it like to be on the loosing side?
>>44361110
I actually do like the Tau. They bring the perspective of a young upstart race like what humanity would have been like during the first colonization of the Galaxy before every single piece of shit hit the fan. The only time we ever hear anything good happening for long periods of time is with the Imperium Golden age. Everything is horrible and ancient. A new noblebright race is needed for comparison up until the point they realize why everything is awful and they change doctrine.
>>44357832
Space Marines
>>44361201
still the Nids do have there place as a unforeseen enemy that man kind has to adapt or die to. the problem is humanity is not liking the whole adapting thing.
>>44360692
The IG issue is probably just because GW themselves realise how trite and boring a fully mechanised tank army is, so they prevented it through regular rules.
The regimental thing is probably more because of the fact that most regiments act mostly the same. The outliers do have unique rules (tempestus, dkok, elysian, etc)
And before anyone refutes the parking lot issue, just stop. Yeah, you think it is fine and "fluffy", except almost all tank battles have included a shit ton of infantry men. So sure, call it fluffy, and have fun against the guy fielding all riptides because that is equally fluffy. And equally boring.
>>44361246
But humanity already has a dozen of those in every single force they fight. The fact that it's the space bugs trope that got chosen to randomly be this all powerful threat is incredibly lack luster
>>44361372
Bug lizardish things, but yea there are a lot but the Nids have the ability to beat everyone ( they can i am not saying they will) so that gives them the whole cthulhu theme. I don't really think there is an army to remove from 40k, just some that need flushed out more like sisters and Tau
>>44361307
The whole Riptide thing should be hard-capped.
Seriously, if there are units that are OP, if not downright Game Breaking tier, then they should be at least hard-capped.
They did it right with relegating the Wraith Knight to LoW, but they also should do the same with Riptides, Stormsurges and not!Terran Thor (aka: Ta'Unar Supremacy Armor).
>>44359285
Just like Chaos marines, they started existance by fan making conversions of Marines and Eldar models by adding spikes to them, then were later mader canon.
>>44357832
I wouldn't remove Tyranids, but I'd remove the extragalactic hive fleets.
That way, their threat would mostly be subversion and the ability to snowball with terrifying speed if left unchecked unchecked.
As they are, they're just boring in their inevitable victory.
Even Chaos and the Necrons can't lay claim to that.
>>44357865
The orks are the Irish.
>>44361779
The similarity is uncanny.
>>44357965
But the necrons goal would fix the Galaxy. Completely cutting off the warp would be great
>>44357990
>But will still BTFO most other HQs
>>44361164
What the fuck? Why are all of the Space Marines wearing sunglasses? Early editions of 40k were crazy.
>>44362015
That would strip the souls of every living thing out, violently and mind rapey all the way. The Material world and the warp are two sides of the same coin. One can't exist without the other.
>>44362096
I think it's warpaint man
>>44362096
You have no idea.
>>44359311
>>44362119
Nah.
The vision of the future where the Necrons intact their plan has human slaves marching towards the bio-forges.
Also the Null field matrices do not strip the souls of humans from their bodies. They just strengthen the walls of reality and suck up Warp energy.
>>44361472
I don't care much for hardcapping riptides as much as I care for hardcapping tough MCs and vehicles I'm general. Having a wall of AV13/14 tanks is boring as fuck, and makes most all-comer lists have about 50% of their army turn redundant. At least pretty much everything CAN harm a Riptide, even if the chance of doing so is so low you might feel like it isn't worth trying.
The Riptide (and the variants) are a problem from a balance point of view, but parking lot lists are equally boring to play against, even if there are options for dealing with them for most armies.
>>44362201
>The vision of the future where the Necrons intact their plan has human slaves marching towards the bio-forges.
To feed the C'tan who minus the Void Dragon just had to toy with their victims.
>>44362256
Yeah.
To be frank, the armies and the units should be revisited and rebalanced. The game itself should be rebalanced in such ways that the units wouldn't be OP, yet also that no unit would end up being redundant.
But knowing GeeDubs, this will never happen.
>>44359317
Tyranids are also based on pop culture. Movies like Alien and books like Starship Troopers.
>>44358455
Most Tau hatred is bullshit.
Eldar are far more Japanese influenced than Tau, Imperial Guard are 9/10 times just as stationary and Space Marines have a far goofier design.
The crap about them being not very significant to the setting could just as easily be applied to all the other alien species that people want to see models for.
It's just that there's a type of nerd that's always hostile to the latest thing and the Tau are basically the last thing that was added to the setting rather than expanded from the existing fluff.
>>44362381
I thought Tau are Chinese just with jap mechs?
>>44362137
Jesus tap-dancing christ, my sides!
>>44361164
I forgot to mention that most of these marines have Mohawks to go with their stylish shades. The 80s is strong with this one.
>>44357849
Want this one?
>>44362442
The Dark AdMech have animal skulls themes on the FW art. I guess the loyalist AdMech were able to loot the useful chainsaw face STC before it could be used by traitor hands. I have to remind myself that those are loyal tech priests, sustained by the screaming of the damned the dreams and innocence of children.
I wouldn't remove any, I like that the setting is a clusterfuck. Enemies on all sides is part of the appeal.
Also,Orks a best.
>>44362381
The issue with Tau is the initial lore about having a bunch of alien species come together was interesting, but since 4th through to 7th they have become what everyone dismissed them as initially; shooty-shooty mechs.
Now we get nothing but 'We are superior because we can into technology' and bigger battlesuits. The army has become a parody of itself and deserves to be axed along with Imperial Knights or anything that was designed along the lines of the Dreadknight.
>>44361307
>fully mechanised
>trite and boring
Do you just hate fun?
>>44362424
Yeah but look at this nigga. He's got a flag on his back and a Samurai sword. He's literally got yin-yangs! What's more Japanese than that? Yes, Tau have Walkers and they're yellow, but Eldar have ghosts in shells.
>>44362586
that doesn't really look like a katana just oversized saber but the ying yang is full weeb mode indeed
now I hate Eldars even more
>>44362552
>shooty-shooty mechs
What's wrong with mechs? They've been in the game since the first edition. The Dreadnought is a mech. The Wraithlord is a mech. The Killa Kan is a mech. Titans are all mechs. Most armies have a mech.
>>44362748
There is nothing wrong with mechs. The difference is other armies are not solely defined by mechs.
>>44362748
Because the whole point of the Tau was that they were not into stupid giant robots. The Tau should not have a single mech larger than a broadside.
And the proliferation of giant mechs in the game in general is a problem.
>>44362584
No, but I enjoy not just hiding half my army behind covet because they have no way of impacting the game, because I happened to build a well rounded all comers list, where half of it cannot even harm a wall of AV13/14.
You might think that is fun, and that makes you as much of a faggot as the stimtide spamming tau players. Difference is that I CAN harm a Riptide with everything in my army, unlike your tanks.
>>44362835
Can't Str 3 not hurt toughness 7+?
>>44362586
No, he's wielding a German Messer, that looks nothing like a Katana unless you have fucking cataracts. Ying Yang is Chinese, not Japanese as well. The only similarity between that figure and weebdom is the flag on back, which was used solely by Samurai to my knowledge.
But otherwise most of Eldar language and culture is based upon Wales and Ancient Egypt, not Japan. Tau meanwhile look like US propaganda about the Japs that walked through a color filter.
Does anybody else keep getting accused of powergaming for army ideas they thought were cool/fluffy?
Its rather annoying.
>>44362925
>Tau meanwhile look like US propaganda about the Japs that walked through a color filter.
Find anything that backs that up.
>Tau Empire has East Asian influences
>Eldar has mythical/myserious cultures influences ranging from Celtic, Japanese, Egyptian, Greek, etc.
This literally cannot be disputed.
>>44363640
>both are fucking faggots
neither can this
>>44363677I agree with you.
>>44357832
Necrons. The egyptian theme is pretty badly done.
>arks
>annihilation/command barges
>tomb blades
>triarch stalker
Honestly feel like those are the worst minis GW has made in the last decade.
A bunch of the lords, canoptek sypdes/wraits and triach praetorians are all pretty average too...
>>44359498
>blatantly ripped off the tyranids
but that's wrong
Tyranids did come before the Zerg, but the current Tyranid aesthetic was based on the Zerg. If you want to see 2nd edition Tyranids play Rites of War.
And both races were based on Starship Troopers. Almost every single concept in both 40k and Starcraft was taken from something else.
>all posts are related to lore and rules
>no mention of modelling
So much for this hobby...
>>44363985
The OP question has nothing to do with modelling. Even the aesthetics of the models is subsumed within their fluff for the purposes of this question.
Go to the WIP thread if you want lots of modelling/painting.
>>44363640
It's not disputed. Both have East Asian influences, but only one triggers the spergelords because of it. It's arbitrary bullshit. There are good things about Tau besides their OP big robot side, just like there are good things about the Eldar besides their OP big robot side.
>>44363970
This. Everything from 40K is ripped off from something.
Tau
>>44363970
Starcraft and most other blizzard stuff is based directly off of warhammer.
Have Tyranid swarms ever fought one another? Or is it all one hive mind?
>>44364919
Nids fight one another when Hive Mind wants to remove the weak, test them or similar survival of the fittest related bullshit.
>>44364975
Damn that's retarded.
>>44364682
Starcraft was originally supposed to be a 40K game I thought but GW backed out. Warcraft and WH Fantasy are both equally derivative.
>>44365086
Why is it retarded? The fleet with better combat ability usually wins, absorbs the genetic strengths of the loser then uses their biomass to rebuild.
Tau
>the worst fanbase
>shit aesthetic
>meh fluff
I know this has been discussed hundreds of times, but is 40k's theoretical endgame Necron or Tyranid?
>>44363923
Everything you dislike about the necrons is the new junk that got hamfistedly draped over the old framework.
>>44357832
>Lets keep fucking orcs in space instead than Alien faction
this is bait
>>44365352
>not liking Orks
At least you were honest with:
>this is bait
>>44360968
No, you assblasted shit-dick, humans drive the plot because their the omnipresent, identifiable force. No player can actually empathize or see the world from the viewpoint of another race except maybe Orks, and orks don't get enough shit done to warrant a serious storyline. Merry Christmas.
>>44365422
>orks don't get enough shit done
Beast disagrees
>>44365352
>not liking Orks
What are you, some kind of faggot?
>>44359835
So basically Tyranids, but less cool.
>>44362925
>No, he's wielding a German Messer
Messer just means Knife. And while I'm aware some anglophone historians refer to certain blades that way it seems completely bonkers to me as a German.
I'd call that a saber if anything.
Squats.
Yeah I'd wipe Nids too. At least Tau are a foil for the Imperium that's being subverted into Imperium 2, which is interesting thematically. Nids add literally nothing and they're too big a threat.
>>44366590
Grosse messer is not the same as fucking saber you germanigger kraut kike
>>44366626
They were removed as a playable army.
>>44359498
>Remove Dark Eldar
>Their aesthetic and style is one of the more unique and cool things in the setting
>No other race has something like Comorragh
>Comorragh fluff is actually really cool after the latest codex
>Wanting to keep Tau in but not Dark Eldar
God damn, I don't even know where to begin.
>>44365350
>New Junk
Bitch please, your vaguely Lovecraftian doom-and-gloom no-colour-but-black bullshit got draped over old-school Tomb Kings in space.
>>44366842
>I don't even know where to begin
You kinda already did with all that greentext.
>>44366804
'Grosse Messer' just means big knife.
So while technically not incorrect it is about as specific as saying 'piece of metal' or sharp stabbing implement.
>>44366855
Oh shit!
IT'S ASSHOLETEP THE INSUFFERABLE!
>>44363023
How have people been fags today anon
>>44357832
OP is watching everyone make asses of themselves this fun. All that is going to happen is that some is going to say Tau, Nids, or Dark eldar at first then some edge lord will say humans or eldar. The people who like those races will defend them. Insults will flight then the autism spectrum is brought up. Like I like talking online but this one is predictable
>>44359498
>m-my forehead is always so sore when I'm with you
>>44357849
Stop, our bank accounts can only hold so much money!
>>44357832
Tau
>>44357832
Imperial Kinghts. Don't get me wrong, I love the fluff but I 've also used them and played against them and for a game that revolves around disposable units and major heroes having an army of 4-5 models that may or may not instantly kill anything on the table or just blow up on their own, is miserable
>>44369664
They should have been 0-1 only. And not per detachment, 1 max PER ARMY.
>>44357962
Its already happening. Most unit entries only include the options that are in a given kit's box. Granted, we are getting more bits for previously rare shit like combi-weapons for SM so its not a total loss.
The only real conversion potential new codexes offer are relic items, and even those can be lazily done with existing bits.
>>44360968
Not him, but you are a dickhead
Sisters. Literally just genderswaped fap bait for dudes that want to jerk off to space marines but are afraid that will make them gay.
Also tau, for no other reason than that their civilization developed to its current level in a 1000 years or something and their meant to be on verge of out-teching everyone else. And the plot armor. And the week factor. Holy fuck tau are annoying special snowflakes
>>44359292
Wrong game
>>44366842
>>Their aesthetic and style is one of the more unique and cool things in the setting
Dude it's a hot topic shopping school shooters idea of cool but I have a soft spot for the talos pain engine
>>44359519
>The carnifex is holding an Fist.
I've never noticed that
>>44359519
>>44366842
I agree with all this bar the fluff, which is essentially
>Archon Dumbfuck tries tricks
>Vect sure showed him, heh heh heh
>>44359292
isn't that Cho from League of Legends?
>>44366842
The dark eldar don't do anything that the followers of slaanesh don't already do. They're both packs of drug addicted rapists who cover themselves thin spikes like saturday morning cartoon villains.
>>44371163
Pretty much this. Putting spikes on something and painting it black doesn't always make it look good.
>>44371875
Yeah Vect never fucking up and everything happening according to his keikaku is pretty played out. I'm more interested in all the weirdness of Commorragh than how good Vect is at playing chess.
>>44374544
>The dark eldar don't do anything that the followers of slaanesh don't already do
I think you mean "Followers of Slaanesh don't do anything that Dark Eldar don't already do."
