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So do they have the internet in the 40k universe?
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So do they have the internet in the 40k universe?
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Sure, why not?
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>>44341946
Think Golden Shield x1000 in terms of censorship, but yeah it's there.

>Meanwhile on Imperium of Man /tg/
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>>44341946
Depends on what you mean. There's the nootropic network or something within the mechanicus, they have sort sort of functioning vox relays for one planet usually, but between different planets it becomes more complicated. I tend to rule that there's some sort of long-distance range between planets of a system, but in between systems you need astropaths.
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>>44341946
Ididn't like most of the Lofn fanart she doesn't hybrid in most of them, she just seem like an eldar teenager or child.
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>>44342008
Superior Eldar genes would obviously be the most evident.
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>>44342018
If they are so superior why can't they outpace our mere human reproduction
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>>44342041
Quality takes time.
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>>44342004
What's Golden Shield?
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>>44342063
Great Firewall of China
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>>44342045
Quantity is a quality of it's own.
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>>44342063
Chinese internet censor, also known as the Great Firewall of China.

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Golden+Shield
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Uncertain planets you would have interconnected networks similar to the Internet. Depending on the one the planet and its level of technology its wealth and how well it treats citizens it might resemble your internet very closely or even be superior to it. Certainly it's probably not the norm though for Imperial citizens to have access to information so freely, the almost any exception to any rule can be found.
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>>44342169

On* certain* planets... god, fuck you speech-to-text
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Only three sites exist. How to worship the Emperor.
How to spot a heretic/xenos.
And the recruitment page.
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>>44342154

They just want to make sure their righteous, glorious, venerable army of turd-wielding serfs is brainwashed enough to try and march against the West or their allies someday.
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>>44342205

And the Sororitas pin-up hentai site, but that requires a subscription.
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Sure, but internet viruses usually end with tentacles, lots of goo and a penis.
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>>44342213
>implying the West will even remain a force worth fighting in the future
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>>44342224
That would generate so much revenue it's not even funny. Oh, and don't forget the Guardsmen calendar for the ladies.
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>>44342005
>IPoA

What kind of bandwidth do you get over astropath?
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>>44341946
Do you think taldeer screams of pleasure while liivi gpes down on her makes the male elders on ulthwe feel inadequate
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>>44342996
Are Eldar males unable to make Eldar females scream in pleasure or something?
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>>44341946
SO DIS IS DA INTERWORP OR WHOT

WERE DA PICTAZ OF DAKKA AT?
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>>44343741
YOU ARE ALREADY SEEING YOU GROT!
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>>44343676
Not like vindicare can make them scream.
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>>44342996
Probably not since they're both dead and Lofn is a brainwashed Sororitas
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>>44341946
Well there's vox networks and the Mechanicus apparently has some kind of magic VLAN set up.
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>>44341946
Mechanicus has the noosphere, but I can't think of anything else
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>>44341946
The problem is that planet-wide communication is much less impressive in 40k then it is today.
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>>44343908
Do you mean a WLAN or do they actually use VLANs?
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>>44343741
>>44343770
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>>44342004
IoM /tg/:
>Worshipping the Emperor: General
>Best way to worship Emperor in games revolving around killing xenos, mutants and heretics: General
>Killing xenos: General
>Killing mutants: General
>Killing heretics: General

IoM /hm/:
>Holy God-Emperor of Mankind: General
>Holy God-Emperor of Mankind: General
>Holy God-Emperor of Mankind: General
>Holy God-Emperor of Mankind: General
>Sanguinius: General

IoM /k/:
>Best ways to keep your Lasgun functional
>Best way to calm the Machinespirit of thy holy Lasgun

IoM /mu/:
>Hymns to our holy God-Emperor of Mankind: General

IoM /x/:
>Nothing to see here

IoM /sci/
>Nothing to see here

IoM /lit/:
>Lecitio Divinatus: General
>Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: General
IoM /b/ and /pol/:
>FUKKEN XENOOOOS!!!!!!: General
Any other ideas?
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>>44342348
>implying there aren't guardswoman sites
>or maybe astartes sites, sorted by chapter
>or that ladies would be exclusively interested in the guardsmen/astartes sites
>or the reverse
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>>44344006
>implying /sci/ isn't just a red board fully of techpreists screaming at each other in binary
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>>44343897
Is that parte of canon there is só much shit in lcb that's get dificulta to follows.
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>>44344006
IoM /his/
>Imperium of Man general
>God-Emperor general
>gork and mork are fucking mushrooms
>kitten general
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>>44344006

Meanwhile on Elda/r9K/:

>tfw only 6'5" elflet
>hello there pathcuck
>outcast master race
>tfw no femdar qt life companion
>adeptus chadstartes hate thread
>why don't you go for a dark eldar qt3.14 fellow eldarbots?
>there are no femdarbots REEEEEEEEE
>only dark eldar can satisfy femdar
>femdarbot feels thread
>reminder that the average femdar has had more than then paths before settling on the path of parenthood, I want a qt eldar maiden
>why dont u date a qt banshee trap, fellow eldarbots?
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>>44344006
IoM /m/:
>Titan appreciation threat
>/ikg/ - Peasants need not apply edition

IoM /an/
>Found this Squig near my chappel, how fucked is my planet?
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>>44344209
>tfw 500 year old virgin
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>>44342041
Dark Eldar does.
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>>44344300
At least you're not Macha.
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>>44344407
Is it Macha time?
>tfw mon-keigh oneitis
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>>44344006
/x/ is probably the Inquisitor board.
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>>44344006
IoM /out/:
>Catachans everywhere

IoM /biz/
>Rogue Traders everywhere

IoM /trv/
>Did I ever tell you about the time we got stuck in the warp and a million daemons killed half the crew? Good times.
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>>44344407
At least she has her Callidus.

Wonder what would happens if said assassin and LIIVI were to meet. Seems like something that would happen sooner or later.
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>>44344006
>>44344541
IoM /i/:
>navigators everywhere

please someone get my abysmal joke
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IoM /fit/:
>populated entirely by Custodes, this song playing in the background 24/7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUhVCoTsBaM
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>>44344738
>oiled abs intensify
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>>44344006

>implying that 40k 4chan wouldn't be a chaos stronghold
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IoM /u/
>exclusively about propaganda shows featuring the bolter bitches, with arguments about if guardswomen shows should be allowed on the board
>also featuring people who got lost on their way to IoM /v/
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>>44342619
Depends if he's eaten, he might only be able to process.....smaller bytes.

>CSI-intro.wav
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>>44344813
There's the /mlp/ chaos containment board for that.
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IoM /tv/

>astartes.pict
>HES A BIG GUY
>FOR THE EMPEROR
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>>44341946

In the path novels, the infinity circuit is kinda like the internet. You can just psychically google niggas to find out where they are chilling on the craftworld. It's basically google maps.
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>>44344897
IoM /mlp/:

>MLP-Convention meetups: definetelynotordohereticus.pict
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>>44341946
Dial up is the only accepted method of access to the sacred planetary data tapestry of the omnisiah, this is due to the most blessedly audible binary weeeeeawaakcccccch sounds it makes, Like a techpriest having an orgasm.
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>>44344918
>In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still fucking baneposting.
We are not worthy of the Emperor's salvation.
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> IoM /s/

Ecclesiarchy barely tollerates it because of how many Adepta Sororitas Impersonators there are. Like wow so many.
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>>44344945
>>In the grim darkness of the far future, there is still fucking baneposting.
Have you looked at Bullgryns lately? There are entire planets where Banefashion is a thing.
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>>44344006
Imagine 40k tumblr though

>magnus dindu nothing wrong
>furry central lol leman russ reblog <3
>Slavoj Shi'Shek on the Tau revolution
>The Imperium of man is an oppressive, racist and colonial empire that needs to be taken down
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>>44345001
IoM /wsg/

>You're all retards, THAT'S CLEARLY FAKED! There's no such thing as chaos!
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>>44345181
>implying the Inquisition wouldn't obliterate Tumblr for heresy
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>>44344006
loM /K/: /K/ would just be full of guardsmen
>Guardsmen yelling at each other that there regiment is better then the others.
>Complaining about how they all want Plasma guns that don't explode, and Melta guns.
>Plasmanade <--- see glocknade
>Which pattern of lasgun is supperior.
>War stories
>etc
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>>44345343
>implying tumblr isn't based in the eye of terror
>implying its degeneracy isn't fuelled by slaanesh
>implying fulgrim doens't have 10.000 followers reblogging him furiously
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>>44345359
And the mods are commissars?
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>>44345367
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Whats the board or site for ogryns?
Ogrynbook?
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>>44345367
>here is why the Imperium of Mansplaining is problematic
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>>44345462
What part of SJW doesn't scream Slaaneshi degeneracy to you?
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>>44345598
/fit/

Manlets are refered to as Squats or Ratlings.
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>>44344172
Are you okay
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>>44345610
I think this might be more Tzeentch's fault. Consider the technicolour plumage of the SJW.

Basically, Tzeentch cultists are indy devs.

Some of them are outright Khorne worshippers, though.
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>>44345604
>inclusion for transgender people, let us no longer speak of "sisters" of battle
>salamanders are discriminated and fetishized with sites like vulkanfever.com
>Eldrad is only a dick as a response to the imperiums' oppressive policies
>Macha is asexual and people need to stop bullying her for it
>I find it so beautiful how genderfluid the Eldar can be
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>>44345610
I actually don't have a problem with most of tumblr, or feminism or stuff like that. Just with the kind of stories about it that get's posted on 4chan
Wouldn't Slaanesh be mostly on /d/?
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>>44345723
Isn't /soc/ more degenerate?
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>>44345636
> look at this ratling
> cant even flip a chimera
Hur hur hur
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>>44345723
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>>44345778
The irony is that it's Lorgar smacking that smurf
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>>44345778
>#xenoslivesmatters
>one of the top members is a human disguised as a Xeno with blue lead paint
>the Greater Good is the ideology of peace
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>>44345821
Heh, I never realised.

I like this pic even more now.
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>>44345181
>>Slavoj Shi'Shek on the Tau revolution
Apex kek
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>>44345840
>Imperium of mansplaining
>#xenoslivematter

Go on /tg/ I haven't laughed this hard in a while.
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>>44345748
>Isn't /soc/ more degenerate?
Just skimmed over the first site, doesn't seem to be a lewd as /d/. Could be wrong though.

>>44345778
What was even the idea behind this charge?
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>>44345840
Meant to reply to >>44345723
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>>44345821
And I bet it felt good.
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IMHO
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>>44345880
/d/ is just dickgirls tho
I need variety
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>/lit/
A bunch of monks being smug about their favorite prayer book?
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>>44345951
/b/ might also be a good place to look for Slaanesh

>>44345987
Ultramarines confirmed for /lit/?
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>>44345840
>>#xenoslivesmatters
#mutantlivesmatter ?

>check your body privilege
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>>44346030
On /b/ now
> thread about beating women (in favour)
> wife claiming
> cum roulette
> is incest acceptable
> columbine thread
> porn
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IoM /r/

>Plz gib STC

IoM /t/

>Plz seed STC
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>>44345778
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>>44346080
>"wear a bandanna day"
>"walk a mile in his bandanna"-run
>The headband is actually oppressive to navigators everwhere and nowhere is it written in the imperial chart they are supposed to wear one
>It is their choice! Respect navigator agency! We must be true allies.
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>>44346162
IoM /gif/
>machines being oiled thread
>litanny of percussion thread
>exhaust cleaning maintenance ritual thread
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> (user was banned for this post)
> (user was blammed for this post)
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>>44346304
>(Server is down for exorcism)
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>>44346153
Just another day on /b/
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Also race bait threads would go like
> an image of a well endowed chaos marine
> how can loyalists even compete
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>>44341946
Sure, its called the Imperial Network and I assume planets have their own local networks muhc like our own. Of course the inquisition is always looking through it for heresy, the Ordo that never sleeps.
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>>44346371
>Slaaneshi corrupted champion with seventeen dicks
>how can loyalists even compete
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>>44346371
>implying wimpy umies can compare to superior fungal dick

ugsnik is stretching out your sororitas waifu right now, guardcuck
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What would 40k reddit be?
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>>44346436
>implying craftworld dick can even compete

>how does it feel, pathcuck, to go to your shrine each day, to sit in a transport, to come home worn out
>while I, superior dark eldar sit home all day, playing with my slaves, watching bloodgames and doing your craftworld life partner
>your suffering, pathcuck, goes straight to me and nourishes me
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>>44346436
>orks
>penises
I have some bad news for you
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>>44346467
Exterminatus?
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#notallorks

>>44346467
Tau.
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>>44346417
I imagine a load of the most battle-hardened Grey Knights, with the holiest and most blessed Terminator-armor in the Imperium, and a fuckhuge picture of the Emperor above their heads and behind the Desktop reading through every entry on space4chan...
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>>44346642
> he posted something negative about the emperor!
> start up the van brother, we have work to do.
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>>44345653
Fucking cellphone auto correct?

here's what I meant

>Is that story canon there is so much shit in LCB that's get dificult to follow.
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>>44346664
>a rhino pulls up outside your house
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>>44346664
IoMan PARTY VAN.
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>>44344172
>canon
There is no 'canon' regarding LCB. There's the original fic, and then there's a lot of shit added on, all of which is valueless and pointless.
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>the Emperor is actually the biggest shitposter of them all
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>>44346710
>emperor
>not being moot

You had one job anon.
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>>44346689
> ding dong
> whos the-
> door blasts open
> WHERE IS THE HERESY!?
> YOU THERE, GET IN THE RHINO!
> WERE GOING TO TITAN!
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I wanna see Dark Eldar shitposting
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>>44346737
We have Emperor Hirohito now. Death to the false Empeor moot!
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>#blackcrusadesmatters
>Horus did nothing wrong
>thanks Ulthwe, your truly my greatest ally
>vote Crump
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>be Guardsman
>get shot
can't make this up

fuck you for your service
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>>44344644
That part of the fan lore was always intensely stupid, to be honest.
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>>44346900
Assassins shacking up with eldar is inherently stupid. Having a different assassin force herself on Macha is just amusing in its contrast.
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>>44347170
I wouldn't call it amusing, it's so stupid and contradictory.
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>>44346900
It was funny as a throwaway gag.
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>>44347198
The whole thing is already stupid, but how is it contradictory?
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>>44347265
The whole dumb "Saving herself for the emperor, wait no, she keeps trying to have sex with guys but fails! Either way, perma-virgin", already contradictory, but either one is the core idea, then trying to glue "But she's constantly anally raped by an assassin and thinks of her like a girlfriend now!" contradicts both of those, since she is neither failing to have sex nor saving herself, nor a virgin (that whole 'anal sex doesn't count' is a thing to be mocked, it's something that idiot teenagers came up with out of desperation so playing it seriously is full retard). It turns into an absolute clusterfuck of an idea that's not the least bit internally consistent or even following any line of logic.
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>>44347341
Macha, please calm down.
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>>44347341
Macha, please. Drink some ice water.
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>>44347341
Different authors play with different things using the same character. It's not supposed to be consistent and not all of it is part of the same idea.

Also I don't really think Macha is portrayed as thinking of the assassin as her girlfriend, it's really the other way around.
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>>44347382
>>44347484
You know I'm right, mon-keigh fucks.
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>>44342041

Faster sexual reproductive speed means inferior species. See rabbits, prey animals, anything that births litters. The greatest animals and apex predators on the planet have much less offspring and take longer to mature.

This is why fictional species like Tyranids and Xenomorphs, who are both apex predators AND have instant gestation speeds and massive reproductive capabilities are terrifying, and also why they are unrealistic and unsustainable. Such a quick cycle for a top predator is unsustainable and would not evolve that way.
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>>44347497
As long as your womb is pristine for our Lord, it doesn't count.
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>>44346746
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>>44344006
/d/ would be a place for discussing the capture of deviants.
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>>44342141
spotted the ork
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>>44347497
Shut up and love the assassin.
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>>44347548
Ever hear the line about how if you act like a retard enough, real ones will show up? That's you.
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>>44342282
>Implying that when a real ground war starts, the us wont pull all stops and decimate any thing in its path.
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>>44345359
So /k?
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>>44344033
I think that'd be more /g/
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>>44344209
>adeptus chadstartes hate thread

Lost hard.
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>>44347798
>implying that the US army isn't just a bunch of obese lazy fucks that have grown sluggish and complacent from drone-bombing cave-dwelling half-starved shitskins armed with pipe bombs and AKs
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>>44348009
Compared to the Chinese who have been doing what, forcing Muslims to eat pork and marching?
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>>44344541
>IoM /out/:
>>Catachans everywhere
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>>44346293
Anon pls, the machine spirit for my penis's hydraulics can only take so much.
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>>44348023
They spend a lot of time stomping on the nuts of their own people, and they've actually had a war on their home soil that people are still alive to remember.

Americans like to shit their pants about Pearl Harbor, an attack on a military base that didn't even take place on the US mainland, but they actually don't know jack shit about open military conflict on their own soil. I'm not talking about some shitskin setting off a pipe bomb, I'm talking air raids and tanks in the street.

America talks a big game, but you are lacking the fundamental experience and psychological preparation of actually being attacked by a foreign power. Americans think of war with russia and/or china and think of sending their big dick soldiers and missiles and bombers across an ocean and blowing them all up from their comfy little armchairs.

If you clapistinians ever start a war with China or Russia, you will have foreign troops on your own soil, and you've literally never had to deal with that in over 200 years.
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>>44348185
>>44348023
>>44347798
Lets keep the the thread railed lads
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>>44348185
So what's the term for a Chinese weeaboo? Anybody know? I think we've got one right here.
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>>44348185
Also honey bunch, China doesn't have enough boats. Their navy is laughable. So's the airforce. China has very little force projection outside of their backyard, and a million troops mean jackshit when you don't have the ships and your enemy is across the ocean.
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>>44348279
Chinkboo? Commie Scum? Giant Faggot?
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>>44348327
I think we should use all three, preferably in a single sentence.
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>>44348351
Giant Commie Chinkboo Faggot Scum?
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>>44348279
>>44348327
>>44348351

I've always heard Chinaboo. Can't remember if it was from /a/, /jp/, or /k/, but I haven't been to those boards in years.
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>>44348185
>they actually don't know jack shit about open military conflict on their own soil

What is the civil war?
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>>44348185
>China
>war on home soil that people are still alive to remember
>Air raids and tanks in the street

What are you even talking about
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>>44348185
>>44348315
>>44348327
>>44348351
Infighting in the Imperium of Man? The Emperor disapproves.
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>>44348435
The Chinese are clearly corrupted by the tau and deserve death.
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>>44348435
China and America aren't even things in the Imperium. Closest thing left were a few of the clans that allied with the Emperor, some 3 or 4 of which were in the area that was once the US. Nowadays their legacy is in the very first Astartes, who were drawn from these allied clans once Terra was mostly united.
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Can we get back on topic?
I wanna talk about the imperiums internet more, go somewhere else if you wanna talk about real countries
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>>44348185
Ah, ah, ah... there was a little something commonly known as the Civil War. Now, whether or not the Union troops can be counted as foreign is a matter of perspective, but the South was very much pillaged, burned, and occupied by an army that may as well have been foreign. So don't dare think for a moment that we are all unprepared.

My apologies, gentlemen, I simply had to state my piece here. Please resume the topic.
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>>44348485
>>44344006
IoM /a/:
>BEHOLD THE GREATER GOOD
>Your greater good a shit! Mine has more guardsman
>Why are Imperium so butt-hurt? We just try to enlighten citizens
>Check out /these/ 'Greater Goods'
>By the Emperor
>HERESY! ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING HERETICS!
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>>44348485
>>44344006
IoM /int/ - intragalactic planetary

>Catachan
>a real planet
>repeat ad nauseam for each planet within the Imperium
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>>44348582

IoM /m/

>Nothing but pictures of Titans wrecking shit and techpriests fapping to it all
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LGBT?
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IoM /an/
>How to tend your Grox
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>>44348582
>I will post this Void Whale every day until you like it
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>>44348685
If you're not breeding more guardsmen you don't have a place in the Imperium.
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>>44349080
> requesting images and gifs of the most efficient way to have children.
> PTHEOM
> (praise the holy emperor of mankind)
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I alredy uploaded it to pastebin god fuckingd amn fuck off
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>>44349080
>implying that the Imperium is lacking in manpower
Unless you're on like Cadia or probably some other planets that aren't the norm, the Imperium doesn't give a fuck. That said, one ought to seek to increase one's value in the Emperor's coinpurse if they do not intend to add to it.
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>>44349405
The meat grinder always needs more bodies.
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>>44349437
And it will always get more. Though if one is not inclined to shovel in more corpses, they ought to use and improve their Emperor-given gifts in his service.

There's more than one way to skin a grox after all.
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>>44344738
Wouldn't it also have orks barging in and talking shit about how their stronger
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>>44349499
Try telling that to chenkov or whatever his name is
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>>44349759
The man is something of an exception rather than a rule for the Imperium.
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>>44348652
>IoM /pol/ acts exactly the same and are treated as wise intellectuals rather than Stormweenies.
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>>44348185
First of all
>What is the Civil War

Second of all
>Literally any nation on the planet
>Able to project enough force over either the Atlantic or the Pacific to worry the United States
Unless it's gonna be nukes, nothing's getting past the Navy.

At most we lose our allies in East Asia to Chinese influence. At most.
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>>44350106
plus once you get here we still have a fuckton of Air Force, Air National Guard, Army, National Guard, and hell even the Coast Guard
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>>44349807
>Fuckin tau scum!
>Eldar conspiracy!
These men are the heroes the imperium needs.
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>>44343793
Well yea, how are you gonna top a Hellfire Round from an Exitus Rifle aimed somewhere other than the face?
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>>44344474
Does that have a sauce.
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>>44350721
pretty sure thats from an adult swim show that was called korgoth the barbarian or something with a bit of editing
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>>44350721
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoxMiZxN-F0
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>>44350833
>>44350965
Thanks
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>>44342154
>Golden Shield Insurance Services
Fascinating
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>>44348685
>bloodgames general
>kitten revenge porn
>being in the armour closet
>how many times a week do you oil your abs?
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>>44346497
I heard they do have a "pee squig" or something
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>>44344943
you win 2 internet cookies
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>>44348185
Stop posting Secretary Xi.
The chinese will never beat America, not even in nuclear warfare. To this day, russia is the only nation state that poses a very significant threat to the United States, and that's only because of the massive amount of nukes they have.
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>>44344006
loM /k/:
>How to praise the Emperor in Combat: General
>Feeling honored to be granted the Plasma Gun:General
>How not to overheat your Plasma Gun: General
>Different Xenos and how to kill them:General
>How to read the uplifting primer: General
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>>44347918
same
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>>44344008
>implying that females in the Imperium don't exclusively masturbate to Emperor porn
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>>44346293
loM /gif/:
>The holy Emperor of mankind porn: general
>Xenos Gore: general
>You laugh you are a heretic thread
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>>44356578
>no bikini bolter bitches thread
anon plz.
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>>44350106
America play softball with a lot of countries to avoid fucking up the economy.
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>>44344936
IoM /mlp/

>Notheretic general - 200428 edition
>I need help with my emperor Tulpa, penises appear at random on his armor then dissapear, wat do ?
>Hand-worship general
>Daily reminder that Xenos don't exist and that you'll never get laid !!
>I want to come inside Abbadon

I guess that they are still in touch with 40k /d/
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>>44345951
>/d/ is just dickgirls tho
Absolutely not, it's supposed to be THE fetish board for everything as long as it's in japanese-styled art
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>>44346304
>>44346315
topkek
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Do they have psyker-servitors act as connection hubs?
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>>44346030
/lit/ would be just Guardians of the Convenant shItposting about ideologies nobody ever heard about in thousands of years
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>>44357776
>C'mon tell me what he wrote
>WHAT? HE INSULTED ME, GRAND MAGOS OF THE ADEPTUS MECHANICUS
>Quickly,send him sad smiling frog with witty oneliner starting with >
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/pol/ is full of orks
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>>44357700
>supposed to be
Correct, but it isn't. It is impossible to browse it without futa being everywhere, /aco/ isn't much better.
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I can already imagine Ork /int/
>Deathskulls
>green
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Most of this seems to be focused on how normal people would use the internet and 40k 4chan (40kchan?).
The real question is, what boards to the Astartes use, and what do they talk about?
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>>44360244
/pork/
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Hon does 40k clickbait work?
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>>44363232
INQUISITORS HATE HIM

learn how to achieve daemonhod in 4 weeks!
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>Last week of the amazing stasis bucket challenge
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>>44360435
AA /k/:
>Best way to calm Machine Spirits in weapons and armor
>plasmanade: General

AA /lit/:
>Codex Astartes General
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>>44344006
implying IoM /k/ isent full of people wishing they had bolters.
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>>44344851
carloooos
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>>44367181
That was a given
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>>44344172
>só
Are you a hungarian with autocorrect?
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>>44350023
Nah we'd still say that they are try hard heretical newfags.
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>>44346817
>vote Crump
Fuck youu got me
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>>44356578
>You laugh you are a heretic thread
Kek
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>>44360435
Warhammer /fit/y K:
>tfw Zyzzicus is watching over our training
>we're all gonna be 1st company one day
>Cypher pls go
>implying Chaos Marines are natty
>n-no homo brother
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>>44348854
>he hates it
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>>44372128
Warboss Crump recieved a modest amount of one million teeth from his previous Warboss after punching them out over a lengthy period.
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>>44342041
They do. They're just hiding these trillions upon trillions of warriors in webways and shit.

Soon they'll pour forth, slay the human men, and take the human women as their rightful concubines.
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