You walk into a bar and the paladin gets groped
Wat do
And it was a female doing the groping, I forgot to add that.
Smite her
She is clearly evil
>>44310311
>With his cock
How, in the name of holy paladin fucks, do you bump a thread
>>44310590
Start by killing yourself.
The paladin stares down the groper and gives him/her a stern warning. Should the knave in question wish to continue his/her pursuit, it will have to progress more courteously from this point forward.>TFW no romance where a completely uncivilized barbarian tries and fails to court a paladin who returns his sentiments but refuses to take it to the next level until all courtly formalities have been completed
>>44311676
Not funny, asshole.
>>44310256
>female
>>44311841
>namefagging
>making a shitty thread
>doesn't know how to bump a thread
>gets butthurt when told to kill himself
Lurk moar or get >>>/out/
>>44311841
return to the /trash/ from whence you came
>>44312223
>not wanting to fuck a qt female
What are you, some kind of straight cisscum?
>>44313542
I AM NOT FUCKING GAY YOU CUNT
YOU ARE
>>44313699
either primo autismo or Australian
>>44313699
>>44310256
Let's hope it's the paladin's girlfriend doing the groping, otherwise she will be displeased.
>>44313699
>not being gay
What are you, some kind of faggot?
I thought this was really funny and OP was cleverly impersonating a shitposter, but then it turned out that OP actually was a shitposter.
I still think this is pretty funny.
>>44310230
Detect Evil
If evil, smite. If not, lecture long and boring.
>>44314028
It's like they say: Unintentional funposting is still funposting
>>44313699
Thief, Impostor, you stole my name!!!
>>44314072
If Lawful Good, fuck.
>>44314028
The hell is a shitposter?
>>44316235
1. This is why you use ## to securely use a name
2. You only use a name if you are in a game thread or a world-building thread or whatever and you need to identify yourself
>>44310488
what if its the same 7ft amazon woman who was slapping the bards ass
>>44311838I would watch/play/PC in this
>>44316366
Then this should be good.
>>44310230
Ask her to stop politely. If she does not, arrest her.I'm the paladin and take my chastity vows seriously.
I think I will make this a series of groping the party.
>>44310230
Detect Faggot, of course.
Oh, hello, OP.
We were expecting you.
>>44316762
anon the paladin has been groped what does the party do in response
>>44310230
>>44310256
this literally happened already and it was a drunken town guard woman already involved with her previously
they bar brawled and got jailed for the night
>>44316922
Damn, that sounded good.
