Would you?
>>44300487
Purge with extreme prejudice? With a grim smile on my lips.
>>44300487
Depends, would it result in necrodermis forcibly assimilating my flesh? Probably
>>44300487
Yes, I would totally use this as a BBEG in my D&D game. Thanks.
>>44300487
She needs some servents
>>44301460
>>44301001
It's not a guy, you dummy. It's not even all that big either.
>>44301477
>>44301481
Dunno, Necrons are pretty tall. She could be two-and-a-half, three meters, easy.
>>44300972
>would it result in necrodermis forcibly assimilating my flesh?
...is that a pro or a con?
>>44300487
Would I what?
>>44301923
>976.M41 The Feast of Steel
>The Sautekh Dynasty expands into Tau space and invades the Kroot-held world of Caroch. Though the Kroot win the first engagements, their attempt to dine upon the living metal of their victims has hideous results as a nano-scarab plague sweeps through their ranks
Dunno. Ask these Kroot.
>>44302020
Is that goddamn real? Are they literally that retarded? I wouldn't be surprised with 40k writing.
>oh look metal
>let's eat it
>>44300487
would rather a nid
>>44302168
unf
>>44302168
Slap some tits on it and we'll talk.
>>44302277
l-lewd
>>44302291
I'm waiting for wargame exclusives to round out their necroborg inventory more
>>44302347
I said tits, not testes.
>>44302347
ULTRAMAR
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>>44302644
>whynotboth
I'm wondering if we will see more necrons that have stylized themselves, the silent king is stated to look more like a metallic muscle man with a golden Deathmask then a skeleton
>>44302157
Kroot have a instinctive compulsion to much on anything they kill.
Unless a Shaper is around to stop the, they will eat it.
>>44303478
Man, I just realized, it SUcks to be a kroot
>>44302157
they know not to eat tyranids and chaos flesh youd think the metallic skin would make them think before eating it
>>44300487
Not Xeno, so no.
I would so hard, whoever could pull me out would be crowned Emperor.
>>44304164
What if it was Xeno?
>>44304343
I would stick it right in her scarab manufacturing port.
>>44304378
But anon, she constructs scarabs from there!
>>44300487
Tear it apart and scatter its tatters to the winds of time?
Yes, definitely, absolutely.
>>44304452
Exactly. You get a scarabjob WHILE you plow the littlest phaeron.
>>44304517
Remove clown
>>44304560
Perhaps this pulsating gun of gushing plasma is more to your taste?
>>44304705
>>44304705
>>44300487
Only if we cuddle after.
>>44304579
no u
>implying you wouldn't let your xeno gf wishper naughty things in your ear as you both share a bath while firmly holding your long hardknife
>>44305682
right in the feels m8
>>44303540
Well, the Shapers do.
Kroot in general just eat whatever they kill, so if a Shaper isn't around to stop them they'll totally eat Chaos/nid shit.
>>44305767
there were no shapers about in the cain books, and Genestealer infected humans tasted like crap to them
>>44305767
>>44305886
still seems like an important fact they should know about considering how likely the kroot are going to be coming into contact with things like tyranids necrons and chaos as time goes on.
>>44305767
what happens when kroot eat kroot? don't they devolve or something?
>>44306218
Pech's entire ecosystem is kroot. Until they got off-world, they couldn't not eat kroot.
>>44304545
>You get a scarabjob WHILE you plow the littlest phaeron.
Two points: isn't Xeno's scarab foundry in her thoracic cavity; and, why do you want to have your dick flayed by hundreds of razor-sharp claws?
>>44306438
What it a kroot eats lucius the eternal?
>>44306528
Kroocius the Eternal?
>>44306510
true, Xeno's hips contain her batteries and engine
>>44306528
>delicious the eternal
>>44301481
>BBEG
>Big Bad Evil Gal
There.
>>44306510
Lay off, man, you don't see me judging your fetishes
>>44300487
With a xeno? You're implying like I haven't already.
>>44304705
The fluff says Tyranids are all about being the perfect killing machine, so why waste energy on a sentient gun?
Iunno. Maybe
Is she warm?
>>44301481
>not even all that big either.
For you
>>44304452
NOT RIGHT NOW SHE DOESN'T
>>44307465
No, she's pretty much constantly constructing scarabs.
>>44307529
>constantly pooping scarabs
That's kinda hot
>>44301583
Don't actually see anything that looks odd on that one, though. Well, maybe the extra support around a normally bare spine, but eh. Not like there's a reason for different ranks to not have different appearance that can then be uniform across said rank.
>>44304343
>>44304378
>>44304452
>>44304545
>>44306510
>>44306725
>>44307058
>>44307465
>>44307529
>>44307587
what the fuck did I just walk in on?
>>44307647
absolute heresy, Guardsman
>>44307647
sweet sweet heresy
praise the emperor that its not a chaos thread battle brother
>>44307647
Delicious blueberry flavored necrons
>>44308187
Or is she a necron-flavored blueberry?
>>44308319
The answer is yes.
>>44308319
She's a cute, that's all that matters
>>44310176
>She's a cute
And ready for Christmas!
>>44300487
Would I!
