Make a Kingdom /tg/
Everyone goes (accept for Magic Realm bullshit)
Posts cannot contradict each other
I shall start us
The King is a werewolf
Have at it, /tg/
His name is snoogums
>>44277622
The Queen likes to wear big fancy hats, which has set a trend for the local fashion.
All her hats resemble croissants
Everyone in the kingdom is actually a celestial, but ancient magic keeps them powerless.
The Kingdom is ruled over by a werewolf named Snoogums
His wife, The Queen, likes to wear big fancy hats, which has set a trend for the local fashion. All her hats oddly look like croissants.
Everyone in the Kingdom is actually a celestial but unknown and ancient magics keep them powerless.
The ancient curse of Fe'dohrah binds these higher beings into their earthly shell
Snoogums is a good boy
>>44278157
And an excellent pianist, widely renowned for his skills.
The King and Queen have 8 children together
>>44278467
All of the children are girls
>>44277622
Post the rules for meikyuu kingdom first faggot.
The capital is atop a mountain and near the mightiest river in the kingdom
The capital city is on an island in an underground lake, which has since been filled up by all manner of artificial docks and embankments.
>>44278533
Inheritance goes to the oldest girl normally. Their father is the oddity.
>>44278563
>>44278565
Both are true.
>>44278585
One is the summer capital, the other the winter capital.
OP here
Switched to phone
Let's take a look
Alright
King Snoocgums is a master pinsist and had 8 children with his lovely wife
They are all girls
The Kingdom has 2 capitols
One on a mountain next to the mightiest river and the other on an island
the world's BBEG is a super powerful lich strong enough to destroy the world but he's so old that he forgot that he's undead and spends all his time traveling the world in search of his cat, singing the blues, and being a general absent minded nuisance
Social status based on rings
>>44278654
Because of this, the ghost of Michael Jackson has been a spirit advisor to the throne for many centuries, his diamond hand steering the throne well and bringing fortune to the land.
>>44278654
On account of this, the town guard weapon of choice is brass knuckles.
Because of Snoogums wolfblood, he has extremely hairy hands and feet
The ancient magic keeping everyone relatively powerless is tied to the royal bloodline, and if all of them die the curse is lifted but few know this secret.
The country is essentially communistic, which actually works because celestials are a far nobler creatures than humans.
It is illegal for any animal to be used as a beast of burden. All carts and thus are pulled by undead, golems and slaves. Pets are also on the way out. This is because the queen has been indoctrinated into a cult for the ethical treatment of animals.
>>44279425
She was indoctrinated by a talking horse
The army is divided into Legions.
Each legion is divided into centuria.
There is a cursed centuria. That actually has 101 members - but one is dead.
Nobody knows this person is dead including the person themselves.
The world tries to correct itself and the people die in mysterious accidents until the dead person can be found and identified.
And every year the whole kingdom forgets that there is a curse and reinstates the centuria with 101 new soldiers
>>44280707
So shameless.
>>44280707
There is only one official who remembers about the curse and tries to stop centuria from being formed anew.
>>44280792He is actually the dead person.
There is a giant quarry in the eastern part of the kingdom, that is where all prisoners are sent. Dwarves are also welcomed
A once greatly respected Oracle in the city is desperately trying to bring about the age of Zeppelins by trying to direct industry and material sciences.
The upper nobility are clowns.
>>44278551
I like that idea better.
The peasantry consist of beings summoned by mages in failed rituals.
>>44282823
Relevant CAH card: "Accidentally summoning a legless horse that cannot stop ejaculating."
What a kingdom.
The kingdom is shrouded in a perpetual lightning storm
>>44282834
The kingdoms' marsupial engineers harness as a power supply. The lead magitech is Prof.Wallaby Koalacus
>>44282833
He works fertilizing the fields.
The kingdoms wealth is based on its vast supply of ores, including Uranium
Alright lets take a look here
the world's BBEG is a super powerful lich strong enough to destroy the world but he's so old that he forgot that he's undead and spends all his time traveling the world in search of his cat, singing the blues, and being a general absent minded nuisance
Social status based on rings, and because of this, a strange ghostly bard arrived in the land calling him self Michael Jackson. He has a hand of diamond and had guided the countries wealth to greatness. Also, everyone two guard uses brass knuckles and is a master in hand to hand combat.
King Snoogums is a very hairy fellow as well.
The ancient magic keeping everyone relatively powerless is tied to the royal bloodline, and if all of them die the curse is lifted but few know this secret. Not even the Royal Family.
It is illegal for any animal to be used as a beast of burden. All carts and thus are pulled by undead, golems and slaves. Pets are also on the way out. This is because the queen has been indoctrinated into a cult for the ethical treatment of animals. She was indoctrinated by a talking horse.
The army is divided into Legions.
Each legion is divided into centuria.
There is a giant quarry in the eastern part of the kingdom, that is where all prisoners are sent. Dwarves are also welcomed
A once greatly respected Oracle in the city is desperately trying to bring about the age of Zeppelins by trying to direct industry and material sciences.
The upper nobility are dressed as clowns.
Some of the peasantry consist of beings summoned by mages in failed rituals.
The kingdom is shrouded in a perpetual lightning storm
The kingdoms' marsupial engineers harness as a power supply. The lead magitech is Prof.Wallaby Koalacus
The kingdoms wealth is based on its vast supply of ores, including Uranium
So far our Kingdom isn't a bad place to live, anons!
The Kingdom controls half the known world. Everywhere the Kingdoms control extends, so does the lightening storm.
bump?
>>44281575
Even though this quarry is considered the worst prison in the kingdom, the dwarves are so hardy they think the inmates are spoiled.
For dwarves, the horrible working conditions and dank mines are quite cozy.
One of the squares of the capital floods in the colder half of the year due to the heavy rain in the Kingdom.
The flooding of the square plays a role in the life-cycle of many of the fish of the city, whose eggs hatch in places like street and roof gutters, and swim to the flooded square to feed, grow, mate etc.
>>44292277
This time of year is a Holiday for the Lizard folk of the Kingdom.
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