>OH brave hero, thank you for saving me
>For that i will grant you one wish that is as pure as your heart
>A wish that it not greedy or selfish and has good intentions
I wish for everyone in the world to have one wish.
I wish I was a little girl
I wish fora highly nutritious species of potato that I can give to the farmers of the land
>>44167851
>Not greedy or selfish
>Good intentions
I think you missed those parts.
>>44167828
I wish I could make any individual climax by blinking at them three times.
Entirely selfless, infinitely fun.
>>44167828
I wish to die at the same moment as my beloved, that we might never be apart in either this world or the next.
I wish that whatever caused you to be in peril hadn't happened
>>44167862
How is giving crops to farmers greedy or selfish?
>>44167864
Somebody's been reading their Greek myth.
>>44167828
I desire for magic to not exist.
>Greedy
Magic is the source of all problems
>Selfish
Magic is the ultimate selfishness
>Good intentions
See first point.
>>44167828
I wish for Communism.
>>44167870
I don't want to know how being a little girl gives crops to farmers.
>>44167864
>The woman you've been living with passes away, but you do not
>Your wish had been granted
>One day you pass away suddenly, and you will never know who in the world died at that same moment.
>>44167864
>You are at home looking after your 1 month old daughter, who is obviously incapable of looking after herself
>Your beloved unfortunately dies in a car accident at work
>Your daughter is left alone to starve to death, crying for you the whole time.
>>44167937
He said beloved, not soulmate. You always know who your beloved is, or they're not fucking beloved.
>>44167828
I wish magic didn't exist.
>>44167828
A species of potato immune to all pestilence.
>>44167953
>You always know who your beloved is
Get a load of this starry-eyed youngster.
>>44167960
And now here we are.
Staring at our computer screens.
>>44167962
And repeating wishes that have already been madebut seriously, potatoes are fucking boss.
>>44167970
It's literally the definition.
>>44167828
I wish I too had magic powers. Increasing my capacity to do as I see fit is exactly as pure as my heart, no?
>>44167828
I wish that time for all of existence and all exsistances, including matter, souls, minds and everything quantifiable and non-quantifiable, were turned back to an infinitely short moment before this wish was granted, causing all of existence to reset to that state, including all actions, thoughts, spent energy and wishes and everything else.
With this, nobody will ever suffer after the wish is made.
>>44167828
I wish everyones minds were pooled into a singular entity and that all remaining bodies are vessels of this benevolent creation.
>>44167828
I wish for a technological singularity to happen right now.
>>44168047
>nobody ever dies
>nobody ever "suffers"
good fucking job hero, you have literally created the cancerverse, enjoy causing hell forever.
>>44167828
>as pure as your heart
>not greedy or selfish and has good intentions
I.. I'm sorry, great wizard. My heart isn't that pure.
...
Okay, I think I have a wish now.
I wish for everyone's hearts to be as pure as you claim mine is. Not greedy, nor selfish, and always with good intentions.
>>44168084
Essentially, that wish will end time.
If everything is returned to just before the wish, there won't be anything to change if the wish is granted, so time will be stuck in a loop around that moment forever.
>>44168199
You better go to a doctor, anon. There's no way you haven't got diabetes with a heart that saccharine.
>>44168222
So you killed everybody.
Is this that thread again where everybody tries to be edgy by nonsensically twisting every wish?
>>44168237
Not really. Everybody is still alive in every sense of the word, time just doesn't progress. You could argue it would kill time, but nobody has actually died.
>>44168264
In your sense of the word. Not every sense of the word.
If everyone is reliving the same infinitely small time period infinitely, they are functionally not alive, because they are in a constant state of not thinking.
Would you consider someone who had been totally frozen and would remain so forever to be alive? Not by most definitions of the word.
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>>44167920
>wizard proceeds to create marxist theory
>>44168315
>Marx was actually a wizard all along
>He did it all to pay back a life-debt
>>44167828
I wish for >>44167859, plus it has above-earth fruits that have the nutrition profile of fresh eggs.
>>44167859
>>44167962
>>44168365
You're all thinking too unambitiously.
I wish that everyone is absolutely free. If people want to be hungry, they can be hungry; if not, they don't have to be. And the same goes for everything else.
>>44167828
I wish for immortality, so that I can study and I can help others.
>>44168406
Why not wish for someone else to be immortal, so *they* can study and help others?
>>44168419
Because I don't know if they want to?
>>44168466
Ah, so you *do* want to. In that case, wishing yourself to be able to is pretty selfish, mang.
>>44168490
Is it selfish if my purpose is to help others?
Then scratch that: I wish for everyone with good intentions and tendency to help others to be immortal
>>44168514Better, but I haven't finished being annoying yetAnd do you want that to happen? Would it give you pleasure?
Then it's selfish.
I wish a wizard would just fucking pay me in gold coins the same way as everyone else.
>>44167828
Contentment for everyone.
>>44168566
The wizard hands you a knife and kneels down before you, so you can kill him and take his coins
>>44168592
I kill him and leave his coins.
>>44167828
I wish you turned me into a silver dragon so i can protect the nearby town whenever the need may arise.
I just wish I was the type of son my parents could be proud of.
>>44168638
So you would feel better about yourself.
The wizard denies you wish. The wizard is a dick.
>>44167828
Uh, I wish for the nearest settlement to be prosperous and merry?
>>44167828
If I can save you, I can un-save you.
Give me everything.
>>44167962
Potato plants begin to spread beyond farmers' fields. Their immunity to pestilence causes them to outcompete natural plants in the wild.
Soon, entire forests become overgrown by potatoes. Thus, the majestic Potato Wildlands were born.
>>44168528
Nope, I want it to happen so that I'm sure that the human race would go forward as a good race and kind race
>>44168734
>I want
Do you see the problem?I'm assuming this is the trick OP was trying to play.
>>44167828
What kind of asshole expresses his gratitude by granting a wish that can't benefit the benefactor? What a dick.
>>44168400
So if someone wants to murder someone else with no consequences, they can? Yeah. That dead guy is totally free.
>>44168793That's exactly where the magic comes in, anon. To allow them to *both be free*.
>>44168638
>wish I was the type of son my parents could be proud of.
The wizard shakes his head and tells you this cannot be done; Your parents are already proud of you.
>>44167828
I wish to become a women who has a penis and a vagina. This is entirely selfless as it is purely for bringing others pleasure and its not greedy since i'd have to donate most of my clothes. The best part is it exactly matches the contents of my heart.
>>44168829
Thats not what they said last christmas....
>>44168923
You have shitty parents, then. In which case living up to them is not something to aspire to.
Make me in to a young, beautiful brown Elf, so that I may use my newfound longevity to aid mankind further, and perhaps save others.
My untold beauty would also help others brighten up their day.And my tight pussy.
>a wizard who can cast Wish
>needs rescue of any kind
u wot m8
>>44169300
>he's never been out of spells for the day
>>44169362
>a wizard who can cast Wish
>out of spells per day
You have to be an incredibly stupid specimen of a wizard to actually run out of spells per day at this level.
I wish the causes of suffering would not affect anyone, unless they wished it to.
