Would a tengu kill you and loot your corpse?
The only thing a tengu might do is loot your anus for your soul.
>>44132895
>not looting the corpse
What kind of monster are you? Some variety of "sportsman" who kills for fun?
Ya gotta use every part of the carcass, anon
>>44133144
Those are kappa
>>44133144
Wrong youkai
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>>44132895
Only if your corpse would make a good story!
>>44139950
you are no better then TMZ!
>"I can't leave your side, sir anon."
>"W-why? Well... haven't you heard of the tengu? They kill you for sport and sometimes they loot your corpse or even loot your anus for your soul."
>"I-I'm not making this up, this is true!"
>"You'd better stay close to me, for protection"
>"I-I can't guard you if you wander off anon. Th-th-th-th-this is f-for your own s-safety, b-b-but we s-shouldhold hands"
>>44140642
Tengu don't dig around in the butthole for the shirikodama. That's kappa.
>>44140849
Clearly, this creature is in fact a kappa in disguise trying to get us to hold its hand so it can loot our anus for our soul!
>>44132895
They would in my setting, if they are bandits/mercenaries.
Man, Id just be disappointed if all my loot just got left there. Seriously, most of it is perfectly good loot!
>>44132895
>would a tengu
No. I'm an adult, not a pedophile, and have no reason to ever go to Japan.
So, yeah - no.
>>44144369
I understand you're baiting, but that doesn't even make any sense.
That sounds something a crow would do!
>>44144412
He's misread the OP as "would you a [blank]", which is /jp/ shitposting for "would you do lewd things with [blank]"
>>44132895
Possibly. Being a Buddhist monk increases the chance of this happening by a lot
>>44146833
NO AWOO
350$ PENALTY
>>44146850
But how would he misread it as such...
Unless he was from /jp/ himself?!
CAUGHT YOU, TENGU SPY
>>44132895
Me IRL? They'd get jack shit. I'm broke and my jewelry is extremely mundane. In game? They'd kill my character only to find out that the little gold he had in his bag is protected by his pet. Read: A thoroughly pissed off viper he hides in the bag to teach thieves a lesson. Have fun acquiring antivenom, bitch.
