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Will there be bug people?What am I saying, of course there will be bug people
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>44105797
I roll to eat the plant people
Rolled 15 (1d20)
>>44106105
Roll to seduce the bug people with my long hard stem and luscious, voluptuous petals.
>>44106198
>>44106137
You attract many a bug person, but one of the bug people is trying to eat you instead. He's not doing well.
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>44106216
I target the stem and redouble my efforts. I will bring it low.
>>44106228
AW FUCK YEAH
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>44106228
Rolling to release pheromones in hopes to attract the bug people's natural enemy:Bugbears
Rolled 20 (1d20)
>>44106332
You ploy has failed. Rolling to consume your petals and end this little game
>>44106357
And thats the end of that then.
Rolled 18 (1d20)
>>44106357
Nooo...
Rolling to see how much it hurts.Lower roll = higher functioning nerve system
Penny Arcade thread?
Rolled 5 (1d20)
>>44106372
Not too much, lucky you.
I roll to use my newly demonstrated dominance to overthrow my Queen and rule the hive in her place.
Rolled 7 (1d20)
>>44106387
>44106387
Shit. Rolling to see if I survived the attempt. I could use another 20...
>>44106399
You are eaten.
>>44106399
Well shit. At least I got chicken.
>>44106105
They will bristle with nipples.
>>44106386
In my opinion, penny arcade(the comic) is mostly good.
>>44105797
Wrong opinion from a GM who is a big baby and can't handle fun because it "ruins his narrative." Fucking write a book and then burn it.
Realtalk: do deck of many things at least once for shits and giggles.
