What's the best way of killing in an Assassin game?
Tricking them into assassating themselves.
>>44058824
Here is your reply
I dunno, but the best way to kill your own thread is to post Cestree as the OP image.
>>44058824
Hire them for a mission you know they wont survive. And if they come to pick up their payment have another Assassin waiting to kill them.
Only time I played in college was with clothespins.
It wasn't that great.
Most people didn't bother being sneaky or just sucked at it, and just chased down their targets.
>>44058824
Elaborate deathtrap. Everybody else is going to be sneaky, broody, and dully practical.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassin_%28game%29
For those who are unfamiliar.
Do note under food plate. No one really catches that.
>>44059064
Long as the deed gets done right?
>>44059775
I don't think Daylight Assassins get as much love as they should.
>>44058824
Beat them in the one way they'd never see coming.
A blatant charge from an angry barbarian
Nerf nuke is an option if you completely lack subtlety.
>>44058824
Make the best part of the game the ship to ship combat then don't include it after that plot is rapped up.
>>44058835
So driving someone to suicide? Sounds needlessly complicated and crueler than almost everyone is willing to be.
>>44058824
With a gun, from several blocks away.
>>44058824
Softly
>>44058824
truck bomb
>>44058835
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>>44061257
You guys play a pretty extreme game.
>Deletes posts
>Leaves the blatant weebshit thread up
Just wasting your time isn't "working". Why don't you do something more productive and beneficial to /tg/?
>>44061295
I figure that the major downfall of classic assassination is that you need to be present when the target dies.
>>44058824
Stab them in the back. They will never see it coming
>>44058824
Tell me how pic is related first
>>44062446
One of the assassination condition is shooting someone with a water/nerf gun
>>44061295
You might almost call it a dangerous game.
Perhaps the most dangerous game
>>44062677
But we are hunting man. Man's easy. Everything kills man. Only a step above koala and a retarded koala
>>44062711
I think that given the choice, I'd rather try my odds against an elephant instead of a man, assuming I had the proper equipment.
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>>44062446
Disea- "Ravage"-filled squirt guns.
>>44062446
Cestree is related to all games.
>>44062904
I don't know if this is a joke or not.
Humans kill humans all the time. It takes whole teams of them to take down elephants and other large game.
Smarts are cool, but it's hard to outwit several thousands of pounds of flesh charging in your direction.
>>44058824
Pay their mother to betray them.
And pay her in dick.
>>44058824
The method least expected.
Failing that, a knife. Respect the classics.
>>44058824
>>44066326
>Humans kill humans all the time.
Exactly. I'm human. He's human. Odds of my death are statistically significant.
The kill ratio between humans and elephants is extremely skewed in comparison, limited primarily by the fact that humans have killed so many elephants that there aren't many left to kill.
>>44066626
They let you browse 4chan in prison?
>>44066656
500 deaths a year by elephant attacks is actually a pretty impressive number, though you're right that it pales in comparison to the 30,000+ elephants that are killed each year. What makes that number impressive is that these animals are mostly solitary young males that go on rampages inside of villages.
While it takes a skilled, experienced, and organized team of poachers with costly equipment to take down a single elephant, a single young elephant can kill several humans with ease (and most of these deaths are attributed to Indian elephants, the significantly smaller variety).
>>44061295
I don't see how. All of the suggestions seem pretty good.
