What would life be like in a world where everyone has superpowers?
>>43982586
Alan Moore wrote a whole series about it; Top 10.
The first book is good, the rest is okay, and then when it's written by other people, it becomes pure fan-fiction level garbage, complete with every single character who isn't in a relationship getting paired off with a brand new character who just showed up, and is a perfect match. Bleh.
>>43982586
Extreme
>>43982586
A lot of places could cease to exist depending on the power levels of people there.
BICYCLE REPAIR MAN
>>43982586
It depends on the scale of the powers, anon.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Roll four times.
>The first is what power you get.
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
How does life change for you?
>>43982712
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U01xasUtlvw
>>43982772
>>The first is what power you get.
Nonexistence. The ability to completely erase any kind of existence. Specialized variation of Omnipotence. Opposite to Omnificence.
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
Morality Transcendence. The power to transcend the notions of right and wrong. A sub-power of Alien Mind.
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
Normalcy Manipulation. The ability to manipulate what is normal and what is not.
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
Bone Armor. The ability to create armor around the user's body from bone. Sub-power of Osteokinetic Constructs, variation of Organic Exoskeleton.
>>43982772
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>Magic Immunity
Thanks, homie. Won't protect me from gunfire or literally anything else, I guess.
>Remote Teleportation
And he gets a cool power. Great for him, kinda useless for me.
>Monetary Manipulation
RIP the world economy.
>Pain Transferal
I'm sure our governor will find this useful.
>>43982586
A fucking mess.
>>43982586
First, everybody has the same superpower or each person has something special. If everybody has the same then is mostly depends of the superpower itself.
For example, if all of the people could teleport cities won't form, transportation, or even wheel never appears, and home defense would be filling the rooms empty space with something sturdy. But apart from that everyday life would be normal, just with less moving.
If everebody has unique powers, the society probably would resolve around that, superstrength would be necessary to be a soldier, and the most powerful humans would be the leaders probably.
>>43982772
>The first is what power you get.
The power to have traits and powers of an Anti-God or Primordial Void. The opposite of Monotheistic Deity Physiology. Destructive variation of Omnipotence.
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
The power to read and transmit thoughts using Electromagnetism. Variation of Telepathy.
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
The ability to use 100% of muscle mass increasing users strength. Sub-power of Body Supremacy. Variation of Peak Human Strength.
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wood_Shield_Construction
I guess I'm one of the two stongest people in the universe.
>>43982827
>Try to erase his existence
>Your normal powers no longer work like they normally do
>Your friend doesn't give a fuck
>Boss: Anon! I've got a bone to pick with you!
>>43982772
>>The first is what power you get.
I have Golem Physiology. Which is pretty sweet, no longer need to sleep, breath, or eat and I can repair myself with shit around. Cool.
>>The second is what power your best friend gets.
Poison Gas Generation. Not too bad. Might get awkward as he's a teacher. But at least I'm immune.
>>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
Absolute Attack. Well, I can live with this. I don't see them anymore, I'm in a different state. But with Golem Physiology, I can just tank it and rebuild.
>>The fourth is the power your boss gets.
Pyrokinetic Invisibility. This power sucks. I'm a little sorry for my boss.
When everyone's super, no one is
Industry becomes a lot more about what you can do, rather than what machines and technologies are available. Heavy lifting equipment is replaced by people who can caber toss buildings. Plows are replaced by speedy fuckers who can drag one foot, or by people with beam attacks that can draw a line in the dirt, and so on.
>>43982938
>Batman vs Superman Dawn of Holy Shit
>>43983000
Nice trips.
>>43982586
Just watch OPM. It gets to the point where superheroes treat the heroics business like League of Legends, climbing ladders and shit. Combined with that, the heroes have very little reason to actually cooperate with one another.
>>43982772
>me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doubt_Manipulation
>buddy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cephalopod_Physiology
>enemy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Iron_Sand_Manipulation
>politician
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloaking
I am Doubtful, and this is my buddy Squid, together we solve cases, bust myths and spread false stories.
We ocasionally fight with Sandy Irony the master of Iron Sand, and seek to defeat Mr. Invisible, aka the Governor. No really that sneaky motherfucker fucks up the state and just disappears completely.
>>43982772
>Energy attacks
>Sword Imprisonment
>Pipe manipulation
>Empathetic air manipulation
This is going to be interesting.
>>43982827
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization
>I destroy shit with my mind.
I'm a bartender, but I'd probably rent myself to the city as a garbage disposal method. Gotta make a living.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Persuasion
My best mate works for a national bank but I don't know what he does. I am absolutely certain he'd become rich and powerful with this power.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Restoration
I don't have an enemy, but this douchebag would go around fixing various things around the city and generally making it a nice place, thus making my work seem silly and tiny.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Energy_Manipulation
My boss (cool guy) gets infinite energy.
So we create a utopia or something. I would read this.
>>43982772
>Summer Manipulation, the power to manipulate the season of summer and the concepts heat, light, growing season and work.
I hate Summer, but essentially becoming a God of Summer does seem like it would make things more bearable. I don't think I'd fuck around with the Earth's rotation though, that can only end poorly.
>Cleanliness Inducement, the power to induce cleanliness upon anything or anyone.
Good, my friend's a fucking slob and maybe being able to just snap his fingers to make things clean would change that.
>Lead Manipulation.
If my sister's murderer escapes jail with this, I will track him down and personally put him in the ground without hesitation.
>Sylph Physiology
I don't know what the fuck he's going to do with this, other than be supremely annoyed about becoming the little girl.
>>43982772
>>The first is what power you get.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Willpower_Embodiment
Pretty damn sweet. As long as the people of the universe remain Willful i'm powerful.
>>The second is what power your best friend gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Petrifying_Gaze
Remind me not to piss him off.
>>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magma_Manipulation
I think being the embodiment of willpower trumps lava, so i'm probably good.
>>The fourth is the power your local politician gets
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unrecognizability
Thats pretty hilarious. Nobody knows who's actually in office, only that someone is.
>>43982827
>Morality Transcendence. The power to transcend the notions of right and wrong. A sub-power of Alien Mind.
This is why that wiki is fucking retarded.
That's not a superpower, it's something normal human beings can already have when born with a Personality Disorder or from having a rough childhood or experienced something that damages them emotionally.
Maybe I should put "Dump-Taking" as a superpower on there.
>>43983286
>Supreme Dump-Taking, the power to let loose truly epic shits without any risk of anal tearing.
>>43982586
>What would life be like in a world where everyone has superpowers?
Almost every single unrealistic book has that
>>43983777
So what do you think it would -actually- be like? I imagine most people with powers would probably just use them for day-to-day convenience's sake.
>>43983349
/k/ has some stories about that.
The world would be destroyed in a second.
>>43982772
Roll this
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
get this
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Admins
wtf I get
maybe a special version of omnipotence that would allow a omnipotent being from lets say comic book come to real real reality (yes reality, not the writers writing a story where he come to reality, but he actually coming into real life)
>>43983855
>So what do you think it would -actually- be like?
On unrealistic movies, comics and cartoons, people do stuff that would require special powers in real life, so they actually have powers .
>>43982772
I get... Desired Ability Manifestation...HA! My power is unlimited wishes?! Ok this story is already max Mary Sue.
My friend gets...Electrical Healing. At least I won't accidentally kill them.
The hated gets...Beast Lordship. Actually that is kind of interesting. My enemy could prove, well, slightly annoying.
My mayor gets...Equality. Ha! (again!) My major is SuperSJW. No wonder they are mayor of Supes town.
>>43982772
For me:
Physical Disrupion
break shit by touching it i guess? sounds pretty cool
Best friend:
Cat Sìth Physiology
Turns into...a cat? Wiki page makes it seem like a godly ability though
Person I hate:
Frigokinetic Creature Creation
Creates snowmen of doom pretty awesome ability
Final boss
Organic Weapons
See also..alex mercer cool I guess but not really a threat when i break shit I touch.
All in all I think I would like how it turned out. Would have preferred to be able to create snow at will and make armies of snow golems, but whatever.
Anyone care to explain the cat sith thing?
>>43984038
>Cat Sìth Physiology
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cat_s%C3%ACth
Its a type of fairy from Celtic mythology.
>>43982772
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Madness_Combat
Well, i'm just an average person who fights like a madman to throw other people off. Might be useful for cheap shots and surprise attacks.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Power_Absorption
...And my buddy joins me in our madness mantra while we kick ass.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anger_Manipulation
While this douche is hardly any better than me and my buddy.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Strength_Absorption
Finally to top it all off, my boss has to bear the weight of everything, potentially going insane and destroying everything.
>>43982772
>me
Blood Crystallization, ability to crystalize blood of oneself or others to form tools and weapons.
So my super power is... weaponized bloodloss?
>buddy
Gravity Aura - user can surround oneself in deflector shield made of gravity. Good thing, she's kinda accident prone.
>hated person
Metal Manipulation; self explainatory. Aaaah... Does it mean he gets to manipulate my blood knives as well? Because then it's the worst hero vs enemy match since Wolverine/Magneto
>boss
Wall Gyration: ability to scale walls by rotating along them.
I don't think that's actually possible, what with him weighing more than buddy and enemy combined. But certainly will be fun to watch.
>>43984096
>rage all around
Are you guys all World Eaters or something?
>>43982763
What's this pic from?
>>43982772
>The first is what power you get.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paint_Mimicry
Well, could be worse I suppose.
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind_Reading
Awkward as fuck.
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Transmutation
Paint vs paper battle it is - maybe we'd end up making art idk.
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician):
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pinniped_Physiology
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Politician in my case).
>>43982772
>Key Creation
Street level as fuck. Infiltration/burglary is my gimmick now.
>Rubber Shield Construction
You know, that wouldn't be bad for what I do. I guess we start sneaking into places for a living.
>Energy Negation
>"The user can negate energy and any energy-using attacks, ignoring their effects."
That could be pretty dangerous if I had anything to do with that.
>Draconic Infusion
SCORE. My boss can't fight my enemy well, but my buddy and I don't give two shits about his power. Promotions ahead.
>>43982772
1. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Victory_Manipulation
2. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Life_Inducement
3. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Vortex_Creation
4. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Manipulation
Well, life has become fairly interesting.
>>43982586
The manga Boku no Hero Academia does this really well. Some people use their powers for crime, some to fight crime, but the majority of the population more or less minds their own business and uses their quirks for work and private life.
>>43982772
Me: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Creation
Friend: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vampirization
Enemy: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Satellite_Generation
Mayor: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Empowerment
I don't care, I'm literally a god now.
>>43982772
>me
Omniverse manipulation
Luckiest i've been all year.
>best friend
compass sense
He won't loose his car. how quaint.
>hate
Adaptive energy
>boss
precognitive dreaming
So i'm basically god, why do I still have a boss?
>>43985309
>Mayor: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Empowerment
Huh, that is literally pride empowerment and not something related to homosexuality. how odd
>>43982586
I expect it would be a constant arms race between people trying to establish oppressive governance and others trying to resist them, and most people would probably fall into the masses of bystanders who don't do much of anything but die.
>>43982772
>I get Poison Shield Construction
>Best friend gets Aquatic Respiration
>Worst enemy gets Nameless Existence
>Mayor gets Demonic Empowerment
Guys I don't think I'll find the near future enjoyable. In fact I would say I am on the verge of experiencing an unpleasant circumstance.
>>43982772
>will theft
So I can force others to do my bidding, handy, but I don't imagine I'd be using it much. Except maybe to convince people to leave me alone if they're being anoying or trying to steal my stuff. I don't really have it in me to do anything villainous with it though.
>Supernatural athleticism
Of course he gets to be supernaturaly good at fighting, now he'll never shut up about how much of a weak shit I am. Though I can just tell him to shut up about it now actually.
>Empatic power augmentation
So the guy who beat my mother is some easily manipulated hothead. yes this works, if only I knew where the fuck he is. But if he does become a problem I guess I can handle him.
>Nature communition
My boss can talk to plants, nothing changes since that's got nothing to do with my job. I guess I can convince him to give me a promotion or something.
>>43986120
Just don't tell someone to screw himself.
>>43982586
When everyone's super, no one will be.
>>43983903
You have the power to immediately gain Administrator privileges on any website you visit, and they can never be revoked or inhibited no matter how much you abuse them.
>>43984513
Boku no Single Strike Señor.
>me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Aerokinetic_Invisibility
>friend
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Morphing
>enemy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Invisibility
>local politician
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Book_Jumping
Well I have the edge on my enemy though both of us being invisible could be odd. Don't even know where to begin with the other two.
>>43985782
Sounds like you're headed towards a series unfortunate events.
>>43982772
>me
The ability to be strengthened by hatred. Sub-power of Hatred Manipulation. Variation of Emotion Empowerment. Opposite of Love Empowerment.
>friend
User can create, shape and manipulate crystals and crystalline materials: homogenous solids formed by a repeating, three-dimensional pattern of atoms, ions, or molecules and having fixed distances between constituent parts.
>enemy
User can create, shape and manipulate Magnesium, a rather strong, silvery-white, light-weight, highly flammable alkaline earth metal. While it is easy to ignite when powdered or shaved into thin strips, it is difficult to ignite in mass or bulk, but once ignited it is difficult to extinguish.
>boss
The user is able to shout really loud that the user can blow away objects or break objects with their ferocious vocal cords which can cause vibrations (not to be confused with Soundwave Generation but similar). They may also be able to emit a roar strong enough to damage hearing, cause fear, or paralyze. The force caused by the roar may even cancel out opposing attacks.
I dont like where this is going, so i guess i am fine.
>>43982772
Me: Defense powers
Friend: embodiment of curiosity
Worst enemy: Soul Creation
Boss: Defense break
Showing once again that even with superpowers my boss can directly slap my shit, my enemy gets better shit, and my best friend is useless
>>43982772
>Sasquatch physiology
The power to de-evolve at will? Kinda lame but I'll just call myself Darwin and that'll be that
>Telepathic speaking
That motherfucker. Oh well gossip just got a lot easier
>Life force attacks
Well my ex already had the power to destroy lives so this is a bit redundant AY YO
>SERQEKINETIC ENTITY CREATION
My supervisor leaves his position in middle management to pursue his true ambition, being god
>>43982772
I get: Seismokinetic Combat
OH COME ON I'M FAT BUT I'M NOT *THAT* FAT
Best friend gets: Indexing, aka the ability to perfectly preserve information. I am so glad that's my friend, I forget shit all the time.
Most hated person gets: Mathematical Teleportation, aka infinite improbability drive. Fuck that.
My boss gets: Law Creation. My manager at the charity shop i volunteer at is a bro, so I'm sure we'd get on fine.
>>43983093
>Heroes treat the business like League of Legends
It's interesting that this comes up in a lot of modern Japanese Superhero stuff from Tiger and Bunny to My Hero Academia to OPM.
Heroes as a kind of "business game" almost like a major league sports enterprise. The Tiger and Bunny supers actually wear logos.
>>43982586
The positive view makes it like Supertown from New Genesis. Everyone is free to do what they want and assert their individuality. You want to explore the highest zones of reality? Go ahead. You want to be a warrior and fight Apokalips? You can do that. You want to be in a choir and sing for Highfather? You can do that to.
Think the best kind of idealized anarchy. The only real authority on New Genesis is Highfather, and he's recognized not for his power but for his wisdom.
It's interesting you have that pic OP. In Jack Kirby's Superman's Pal Jimmy Olsen Superman visited Supertown and loved that he was in a place where he was average and unexceptional.
The negative view would be something like Earth X. Everyone gets powers and fucks around killing lots of people and messing up the environment in weird ways. Lot and lots of violence.
>>43985068
The book doesn't really explore 90-something percent of the population having super powers though beyond using it as set dressing.
And most quirks aren't all that useful. The vast majority are simply party tricks.
>>43985345
>"God! I need those papers on my desk by the end of the week. And don't give me those "Waah, I have literal God stuff to do" excuses, I already heard em last night.
>>43983234
You have literally become Laggan Gurran
>>43982772
>I get http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Black_Hole_Physiology
So I;m literally a walking black hole. Neat.
>Friend gets http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Infusion
Friend can rock and roll the shit out of everything.
>Enemy gets http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Generation
So he can make lots of blood that's useless against me.
>Boss gets http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Heat_Waves
And my boss can nuke everything in the surrounding area. I don't see him actually doing that though(not that I'd be affected).
>>43982772
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mortality
...Fuck.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nanite_Mimicry
While my brest frien gets Nanomachines, son
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inflation
My enemy gets to grow fat, so i'm not totally fuck I guess.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Truth_Embodiment
Well, good thing my boss is a cool guy I guess
>>43982772
>Me
Explosion Touch
Sounds dangerous to the point of uselessness.
>Best Friend
Luck Energy Manipulation
Incredibly useful, so much so that he could probably make my power less likely to kill me.
>Hate
Counter
Shit.
>Boss
Underworld Path
Seems appropriate.
>>43982772
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Admins
>>43982772
Me: Ice Manipulation
Friend: Rhinoseros Physioligy
Enemy: Mold Manipulation
Boss: Power Bestowal (Fitting for a boss)
>>43982772
>Variable Manipultion
So shit, I'm The Gamer on steroids now?
>Spinning Inducement
>The power to cause anything and anyone to spin in a tornado-like manner.
spiral/10
>Tranquil State
Self explanatory, I guess they stop acting like such a dick all the time.
>Energy Contact
>The ability to physically touch energy or non-corporeal energy forms.
Nothing really changes.
All in all, I'm okay with this.
>>43982772
> Nature Aura
Great, I can be the Dog Whisperer.
> Superhuman Hearing
Yeah, I dunno.
> TCG Manipulation
God damn it.
> Ink Manipulation
Jesus, imagine if the ink on your desk started yelling at you for being late.
When everyone is super....
No one will be.
When everyone's super, no-one will be.
>>43982772
>>The first is what power you get.
>Heaven Lordship
The user has authority and duty in heaven a place where deities and angels come together also souls of fallen heroes. Users are able to command the deities, angels and have godlike powers in Heaven.
Neat.
>>The second is what power your best friend gets.
Wire Proficiency
The ability to use wires with great skill. A variation of Weapon Proficiency.
>>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
Formlessness. The power to possess no permanent form. Variation of Omnifarious.
>>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
Challenge Creation. The power to create a state of challenges and or tournaments for great glory, prizes, status, or unimaginable power . Sub-power of Magic and Law Manipulation.
...well, work is going to be interesting.
>>43982772
I got electormagnetic combat
my best friend got almighty replication
my enemy is fucked as his power is to project metal balls
my boss is invisible whenever he's in fire.
i use my elctric powers to arc wel without a machine so i save a fuck ton of money, my best friend fucks his own clone because he's thought about doing that before, the person i hate the most is going to be very easy to shock, and my boss probably stops wearing safety gear in the welding shop due to the fire immunity
>>43982772
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mutagenic_Blood
So, I'm an Echidna-type power. Fun.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fairy_Aura
Well. Um.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Breath
Yeah, I got this in the bag.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Weaponry
So, he wields Excalibur or something? I can deal with that.
>>43982772
>golden rule
I get all the money
>mutation aura
My bud gets to forcibly evolve those around him at will
>sliding dash
That short manlet from high school can dash like mega man
>water magic
My manager at dish can manipulate water.
Jokes on my manager, I don't need that Job anymore. My bud and I can do science with my money and his powers and all we have to worry about is sudden flash floods and a dasher?
Id play it
>>43982772
I got Power Duplication.
My bestie got divine weather manip.
My enemy got enhanced cannons? idk doesn't seem like that'd work against me.
Boss got Earth healing.
My life seems p sweet. Superpower of the week.
>>43982772
>Me - Acid Mimicry
That's not too bad, there are certainly more inconvenient or worthless powers out there. So long as I keep myself from being too acidic, I should be fine. Also that might give me a kind of immortality since "acid" doesn't really age.
>Best Friend - Kinetic Energy Absorption
Well he'll be able to take a hit at any rate
>Worst Enemy - Aerokinetic Whip Generation
Could be pretty powerful if they've got a lot of control and force behind it, but not that useful against me or my friend
>Boss - Gold Mimicry
Do I work for a company of elementals now?
>>43982772
Me: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Shapeshifting
Friend: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Island_Creation
Hate: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Siberian_Deity_Physiology
Boss: http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Attacks
Fuck everything.
>>43982772
>The first is what power you get. (Pic Related)
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Gunmanship
>The second is what power your best friend gets. (Ironic as he's a furry)
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mustelid_Physiology
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets. (Nameless Mooch That Guy)
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician). (Jesse Ventura)
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Bullet_Projection
Hehe... I still think I got the best.
>>43983349
I once was constipated for an entire month and a week and managed to not destroy my anus. I think I already have that power.
>>43982772
>The first is what power you get.
>The power to embody/induce or be empowered by different cause of/to sacrifice. A variation of Sacrifice Embodiment.
Watdefuck
So this is basically some very specific shit from a movie I haven't watched? Meh.
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Technomagic
So. Fucking. Jelly.
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Earth_Bow_Construction
Kinda cool, not particularly OP.
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mechanical_Constructs
Ah damn he got a cool one. Well I guess that'll boost the business.
>>43982772
>Me: Temperance Inducement; the user can induce a state of habitual moderation in the indulgence of a natural appetite or passion, especially in the use of alcoholic liquors.
I am...The Buzzkill!
>BF: Dollhouse Monarchy; the power to control everything within a dollhouse.
Pfffft, I'm never gonna let him live this shit down.
>Hated: Musical Projection; the power to project one's music great distances or even into a room without being physically present.
Good, he doesn't deserve shit.
>Boss: Envy Inducement; the power to cause envy in others.
Well fuck, there's no way he's not going to abuse the shit out of this one.
>>43982772
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Demiurge_Physiology
So I'm like an almost god? That's pretty neat.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spiritual_Flame_Blade_Construction
My best friend would be hype as fuck about that.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Projectile_Enhancement
Eh.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Manifested_Attacks
What. I don't even know what my boss would do with that. I guess take up acting and become the world's greatest special effect/stunt guy
>>43982772
>Me - Hair Empowerment
>Best Friend - Skin Manipulation
>Nemesis - Nonexistant Realm Creation
>Boss - Madness Embodiment
Would anyone else read this? I would.
>>43982772
1. Missile Generation
2. Blue Fire Breath
3.Hekatonkheire physiology
4. Divine Aura
Well, my friend and I could probably take my enemy
Hell, my strategy will be spamming missiles from a distance and hopefully blowing up any projectiles he throws at me.
Still not fucking with my boss, glad she likes me.
>Oni Physiology
>Mortality
>Despair manipulation
>Poison embodiment
Sweet, so I get all four of those powers.
>>43982586
Over the top, nothing special nonsense . To quote Syndrome, if everyone is super, no one will be.
>>43982772
>Omnidirectional Darkness Waves
wait, so will I die if I use this? Can I just release in my general area and only suffer light damages? This is pretty neat, but what constitutes as "darkness/shadow one can release"? do I have to be black for this to be somewhat useful?
>Partial Teleportation
Good for him, he can now fullfill his lifelong dream of not having to leave his seat to pee while playing vidya
>Coating
I get nigger powers and that dick gets this?
>Nightmare Empowerment
Wow, that's something that fits like a glove. A lot of people are scared of the government.
>>43982772
>The first is what power you get.
Possibility Inducement: The ability to make the impossible possible.
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
Retroactive Immortality: power to be immortal in that the user does not stay dead.
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
Psammokinetic Regeneration: The ability to regenerate using sand.
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
Healing Aura
So I have a best friend that comes back to life when he dies, a politician that can heal people, and an enemy that can heal himself with sand.
Meanwhile I become a god through my ability to do the impossible.
>>43983286
Actually, being a moral nihilist just requires not being a total mong.
>>43983286
It's also something that can be accomplished through hard work and dedication.
>>43982772
>Spore Manipulation
So I'm a bargain bin Poison Ivy knockoff who can also control fungi. That's...actually pretty cool.
>Microbial communication
He now has the power to cure (and induce) a shitton of terrifying diseases. Sweet.
>Psionic Detection
Well, he'll probably get his ass kicked by someone who's doesn't have psy-powers, then.
>Destruction Embodiment
Fuck.
>>43982772
>The first is what power you get.
Flawless Restoration. The ability to heal all kinds of damage, including mental, emotional and physical. An advanced version of Restoration and Healing
So i am the Healer, and i can flip the bird to any kind of damage. Neat.
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
Compassion Empowerment. The power to gain strength from kindness. Sub-power of Compassion Manipulation. Variation of Virtue Empowerment and the opposite of Envy Empowerment.
So he's power by friendship. Best Bro
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
Hekatonkheire Physiology. User with this ability either is or can transform into an Hekatonkheire (Hundred-Handed Ones), a primal giant with a hundred arms and fifty heads. They have incredible strength and ferocity that surpassed that of all Titans whom they helped overthrow by throwing rocks as big as mountains, one hundred at a time.
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT. Lets hop i can keep me and bro alive long enough for him to get enough friendship power to beat his ass
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
Occurrence Manipulation. The ability to manipulate the frequency of events. Sub-power of Event Manipulation.
Boss is a pretty cool guy, so unless he goes mad with power this will be pretty cozy for me.
>>43982772
>me
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electrified_Slash
>buddy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poisonous_Blood
>enemy
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magnetic_Infusion
>politician
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight_Constructs
We animoo now, desu senpai
>>43982772
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Salamander_Physiology
So I'm either a hyper-cold and ludicrously venomous lizard person, or a lizard person made of fire. I'm fine with either, really.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Soul
My best friend would appear to have been created rather than born... no comment on that.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telekinetic_Surgery
Well that's a problem. Taking this into account, it might be an idea to go with the lizard person made of fire rather than the hyper-cold hyper-poisonous lizard person for my powerset; I figure lack of organs means I can't be telekinetically operated on, and at any rate, being made of fire may or may not grant me unlimited energy generation capacity. Hey, look at me, I have a job as a reactor core.
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ground_Ripping
And apparently, my boss and/or the local politician drops people into holes in the ground. At least they're unlikely to be killed by an angry employee.
>>43982586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U01xasUtlvw
>>43982772
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>The first is what power you get.
Toxic energy manipulation, so I guess this means I can create chlorine gas and phosgene gas possibly other kinds of nerve gas idk this could be interesting
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
Eternal link or something? Basically the power to understand and use the links between
powers?
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
Dark portal manipulation basically the power to create holes in darkness or shadow to areas of darkness well they're fucked then as they'd have to wait till night
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
Fossil manipulation, so they can utilise giant triceratops and pterodactyl skeletons that sounds pretty interesting actually
>>43982772
>Razor Hands
I love cooking so this is prettyhandy
>Dark Light Manipulation
Oh great, laser jokes everywhere
>Sedative Inducement
Oh well. Kinda not that threatening, although probably annoying.
>Avian Manipulation
>local politician harass enemies with pigeons
>>43982772
>I get Stone Heart http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stone_Heart
>Best friend gets Valley Creation (what the fuck?)
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Valley_Creation
>Ex-gf gets Darkfire Breath
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Breath
>Boss gets Frictionless Skin
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frictionless_Skin
Appropriate Power for me, and one that will become most useful, especially the "null emotions" part. I expect a superpowered drama coming. Dunno what the fuck you could use valley creation and frictionless skin for, tho.
>>43982772
>The first is what power you get.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Foreign_Material_Manipulation
Whelp, I win.
>The second is what power your best friend gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Assimilation
I DO NOT WANT TO DEAL WITH THIS
>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cyclone_Spinning
Top kek.
>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability
Now this sounds like something really, really fucking bad.
>>43982763
I get the feeling in OPM universe they should switch to Chinese characters - that way they don't run out of letters/characters for cities being fucking destroyed one after the other.I need to read the manga because I've only watched two episodes and I love it to pieces. Saitsama wanting to die listening to Genos' perfectly stereotypical drawling on-and-on backstory that never ended was perfect
>>43982772
Me: Nature manipulation. Hell yea nigga
Friend: Aeromancy. Elements of nature.
Enemy: Lava.
Boss: "Social Embodiment" http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Embodiment
>>43982772
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
>I get
Physical law immunity
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Physical_Law_Immunity
>friend gets
hydrokinetic surfing
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Surfing
>person I hate gets
sliding
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sliding
>boss gets
kresnik physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kresnik_Physiology
I feel like things are tilted in my favor just a bit
>>43982586
When everyone's super... nobody is.
>>43982772
>Death-Force Manipulation
>Air Shield Construction
>Lust Manipulation
>Molecular Manipulation
Surprisingly little changes
>>43982772
>>The first is what power you get.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Empowerment
Gain strength from heat.
>>The second is what power your best friend gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Elemental_Wall_Generation
Makes walls of elements.
Could make walls of fire for me.
>>The third is the power the person you hate most gets.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Creature_Creation
I see why I hate him.
>>The fourth is the power your boss gets (if you don't have a boss, then choose a local politician).
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sin_Eating
Eating sins would be a powerful tool for a politician
>How does life change for you?
Primarily?
I'd move the hell away from Buffalo.
>>43982772
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Slicing
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undine_Physiology
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mind's_Eye
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fusion_Empowerment
Well, all things considered, it didn't end that bad for me.
>>43982772
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multi-Focus
Bored out of my mind
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ice_Pillar_Projection
ice puns
ice puns every where
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Athleticism
So am Brain's and their brawn
I can see why we don't get along
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paint_Manipulation
my boss can enter paintings or bring them to life
I must never make them angry
>>43982772
>My Power
>Total Event Collapse
Great, my power is "End the universe instantly". Everyone will totally believe I have an awesome power I can never use and not that I have no power or some thing really embarrassing.
>My Friend
>Elemental Flight
>My Enemy
>Mechanical Morphing
"Tell me more about how you can never use your totally awesome power while I turn this toaster into a robo-dragon and have it eat you."
>My Boss
>Clock Manipulation
"What do you mean you're done? It's only 10am! I don't care if you ate lunch two hours ago, look at the clock!"
>>44000648
Forgot this part:
>How does life change for you?
II can't even really imagine. I do know that the first thing I'd do after grasping my power properly is create materials that'd make mechs and power armor viable, but lose their qualities if not formed into a humanoid shape. After that it's time to punch cyclones.
>>43982772
>Darkside View
I travel the world forcing people to realize the EEEEVIL that lurks within them...
>Formlessness
aided by a wisecracking formless presence of EEEVIL
>Platinum Manipulation
opposed by the AMAZING PLATINUM MAN, incorruptible savior
>Universal Recreation
but my boss is a dick and just wants to see me suffer, so every time THE VICTORY OF EVIL IS IMMANENT, he resets the timeline and makes me start all over again.
could make a decent villain show.
