This is an actual thing now
>>43980018
Looks pretty cool for a post-apoc or dieselpunk sort of laser artillery
Pretty lame for what it is though
>>43980018
NYAHAHAHA!
PREPARE THE DEVICE!
>>43980018
Looks like something the Skaven would build.
>>43980018
Wonder what all the optics on the side do.
>>43980018
looks like those electrical discharge artillery pieces from the 2nd renaissance
>>43980018
Its also a 700/1100 point thingie. You'll pretty much never see one wielded in normal games.
And thats a shame.
>>43980018
didn't this thing used to exist in epic 40k anyway?
>>43980018
Is that from Thunderbirds?
I don't see the problem here. Average Mechanicus unit.
>>43980018
>>43980228
It's Eiffel Doom Laser, the super unit for the French on the next C&C game.
Actually looks pretty boring compared to the Epic model. A lot of flat surfaces and no great detail.
Suprised at the price though, unless it's smaller in real life I thought it would be £500 not half that.
superior
>>43980098
Scopes, for the Knight when he shoulder mounts it.
>>43980133
The what now?
>>43980372
Welp, I know what I'm doing now.
>>43980260
Its actually Ordinatus Minoris, the small variant.
>>43980018
>martian war engine
>sonic weapon
>called "ulator"
I wonder what it sounds like when it fires...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-S15IDcQgE
>>43980018
Nice warp-lightning cannon
>Not wanting an Ordinatus mini
Fuck off xenos
>>43980593
>wanting a mini Ordinatus
I asked for a weapon to tear continents asunder, not this scuffle device for ants.
>>43980153
Where are the rules for it?
>>43980018
The Imperium always striving hard to win the ugliest model reward.
>>43980614
30k book, Taghmata something something. Also google.
>>43980614
>>43980098
Knowing the Mechanicum, they're probably thinking the same thing.
>>43980702
I just imagined a Magus finding an ancient screenshot of Need for Speed: Underground and ordering all Rhinos to be replaced by Subaru Impreza painted blue with flames drawn on their sides, thinking them great warmachines of their time
>>43980614
It is insane. It's 1050 version can shoot a 72" range weapon that hits everything in that line if a angle. It hits depending on the unit type, but every single one is AP2 and Instant Death + Ignores Caver.
So, you end up deleting everything without EW.
Ordinatus Ulator a cute! CUTE!
>>43980265
yer I hope they make a hellbore model I dont tlike the kreg drill even if its more realistic and some super rich German engineer (fw main sales audience) probably aproves
>>43980555
>>43980018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRhoTD1Ywp8
I'm going to Sonjaculate all over my opponent's army.
>>43980018
Your moms dildo has arrived.
>>43980018
is that...a soldering gun?
>>43981158
kek
>>43980018
I like it. Looks like some bonkers weapon cooked up by the nazis.
>>43980018
According to the description, it can be used in 40k as a lord of war for skitarii and cult mechanicus. Christ almighty, better ready an ITC poll to ban it.
I'm not disappointed by the model at all.
I'd say they basically hit the nail on the head visually.
>>43980058
Not enough Warp Stone or slave power.
Would make for a shway conversion though.
>>43980047
Ok Papyrus, calm the fuck down.
>>43980393
I assume they mean this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Animatrix
>>43980018
Is it held together at the middle with only that little gray pipe that looks like part of the engine, while the rest of it has thick brown girders? Wouldn't that bend or break?
You can say it's indestructible future steel, but if that were the case it wouldn't need nearly as much reinforcement in other places.
And the front treads are almost as big as the back ones, so they're not just there to keep it from tipping over.
>>43980797
They wouldn't be too far off from reality, especially considering most Subarus look and function like they've been through warzones by the end of their lifespan.
>>43981597
>shway
Wat?
>>43980018
That looks really cool for an MDF product. It this from 4grounds, or micro art or some other terrain-making company?
>>43980018
My hardcore waac friend wants to get it for his SkitMech. I tried to explain this thing has a giant D blast, and its really a unit designed for Apoc, or huge games. Not 2000 point pick up games. Deaf ears.
He cheats, rules lawyers, the worst sportsmanship Ive ever seen (win or lose). No one will even play him anymore. The only way he's gotten a game in the past 6+ months is by finding people that dont know him. This is at the flgs and GW. He's the epitome of waac.
>>43982893
Sounds like you have shitty friends.
>>43982690
Least they aren't Toyotas, who HAVE been through warzones by the end of their lifespan.
>>43980018
My biggest gripe is that it looks half-finished. It looks like a big gun slapped onto the undercarriage of an ordinatus, instead of the thing itself. Where's the cockpit? Where's the firing stations? Where's the engine room to power the thing?
The old ones in >>43980260 looked like a mobile launch platform that had a big gun build on top of them. You got the scaffolding and platforms you can imagine crew working on, etc.
>>43982775
Get with the times chummer.
>>43983100
There seems to be a turret under the gun. Maybe there's stuff in there?
It does look like part of a model, and not the whole model, though.
>>43983131
The only place I've heard that said before is in Batman Beyond.
>>43982893
Nice blog!
>>43980018
It was damn difficult to create a more idiotic model than the Grey Knight baby carrier, but they did it
>>43980210
You're thinking of the ordinatus Mars (pic related, front center).
>>43980018
it looks like its missing chunks of machinery
>>43980265
That's the fucking Mole.
>>43983646
Nah it's in line with their other Mechanicum vehicles. They look spindly but it's because they have void shields and flare shields as protection. I mean look at the rules for the Ordinatus Dispersion Shield. That thing is nuts.
>>43980657
>The whole thing is just a weapon made of super sensitive tech with exposed bits everywhere, slapped on ramshackle tractor.
>Basically goes nuclear if a single fucking krak missile hits the gun, which is the size of a building
>AV 14 13 13 with 14 HP
>>43983738
Huh? What are you trying to say?
>>43983773
That something that has less armor than a goddamn Landspeeder shouldn't have the AV of a Leman Russ. It doesn't even need it, it has shields.
>>43983483
>Grey Knight baby carrier
?
>>43984018
>>43984041
Yeah fair enough really, that's unsalvageable.
>>43980058
Keh-heh-heh! Soon, my warp-ray shall be complete! We shall zap-fire the surface towns and kill-slay the man-things!Am I talking Skaven properly?
>>43984073
I dunno. It's bad, but I wouldn't say it's unsalvageable.
>>43980018
Rules for you niggers:
https://dyp.im/ZM3LX6Lgn1
>>43981378
>1,075pts
>we gotta bannu it so unbarenced
I don't think it's gonna be too bullshit.
>>43981378
It doesn't seem that unreasonable after the Tau updates.
>>43984114
You didn't spray your fear scent after finishing.
>>43980805
Can't necrons still reanimate from ID?
>>43984129
> completely different model
> salvageable
>>43984294
They can, yes.
>>43982651
Ordinatus (ordinatii?) are basically jury-rigged platforms on which to mount giant weapons. They’re generally assembled ad hoc when a forge world gets invaded – think of it like NASA taking its space shuttle crawler-transporter and putting a battleship turret on top. That means they’re not standardized at all.
In Epic, an Ordinatus Minoris mounts a battle titan weapon (though there were never official models), and an Ordinatus Majoris carries something larger. Three models were released, one with a giant sonic weapon, one with six very large missiles, and another with a nova cannon off of a starship. Protection is more from the void shields than any armor.
This time, FW has made a Minorus-sized sonic weapon. Maybe they’ll mount it on a titan one day.
>>43984348
So play necrons with their + to reanimate Decurion against this and watch as all the little metal men get back up
>>43984300
>Replacing the baby-carrier with a Dreadnought cockpit
>completely different model
It makes more fucking sense than leaving the pilot exposed and hand-waving it as an "impenetrable force field".
>>43984545
Oh damn, I thought that was just a terminator, not a modified dreadknight. Huge improvement, though you can't tell what it really is anymore.
>>43984545
> missing the fucking point
> completely pulling apart the model and reassembling it with almost 50% parts
> original model is salvageable!
Obviously the baby carrier design is stupid. Don't call it salvageable if you have to be a modelling genius to fix it.
>>43984510
You don't re-animate anymore, it's basically a layered save
>>43983100
Now I am not in anyway an artist but I think they just built it backwards and are missing some bits. I would flip the gun around and place a imperial knight body to act as a generator and gunner's seat.
>>43984835
...Y'know, I have one laying around not getting used.
This may have to happen, once the Chinamen get one of the things made.
>>43984114
Should be zap-zap and kill-kill, Skaven love repeating verbs
>>43984685
How is he missing the point? The model in >>43984129 is exactly the same as in >>43984041. Only major alteration is the addition of the GK style breastplate and helmet on the front, and the additional shoulder guards on top. The rest is just bits left off or added.
There's plenty of quite simple conversions out there that do the same thing without all the greenstuffing in that.
>>43984685
>placing one part over another part makes you a modeling genius
Woah OP, they finished your dildo!
>>43984964
But it basically means that the model looks good if you eliminate its defining feature.
>>43985177
If by "defining" you mean "the most retarded", sure. But it's still the same model, you just replaced or left out a part of it. And thus it's improved. Of course you can choose not to field one if it makes you feel any better.
>>43984353
I'm aware that they use void shields for protection.
My concern is that the load and traction on that little gray pipe would probably snap it in half just moving from point A to point B, even without enemies hitting it.
>>43980555
>>43980972
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vzXSCLEMCsU
>>43985651
Ordinatus Fuel can't bend steel beams, apparently
>>43984129
>gray knight
>cockpit
>a pit for a cock
