Welcome to Nip Quest, or Japanese Quest, no matter how you want to say it, we're starting this quest! You're assuming the role of a lowly merchant thief, who takes what isn't barred down then attempts to sell it back for outrageous prices. As you might expect, living on the lamb is hard, and when someone approaches you, you claim that it's for your wife and kids, despite you being an unmarried man. Most people know you as scum, a bottomfeeder, and a lowlife. Others who are oblivious of your actions see you as a reliable trader who has good stock and good mon. The only reason you haven't been arrested is due to no proof to anyone's claims since you usually swipe the smaller things.
The setting takes place in ye olde feudal japan, an alternate version of it in case I mess up anything so it won't be on me imsosorryplzdonthurtme. But yeah, that's about the gist of it. Samurai are still around, and this takes place at 1603, the era of peace after constant warring that occurred and yadda yadda yadda, you probably know this, and if you don't, well that won't matter much in the grand scheme of things. We are set in the Edo market district, and this man being who he is was setting up his shop to get more customers with fresh hot stolen goods! But we don't seem to have a name for our little "protagonist." What name shall we give him?
Oh! I almost forgot, just say an action and roll a 1d100 to determine priority. The highest roll is the choice. If it gets too outta control, then I will resort to the typical quest system.
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>43941926
Kozukihime
Rolled 22 (1d100)
>>43941926
Kanzaki Koda
Rolled 42 (1d100)
>>43941926
Shakushain
>put the roll in the wrong field
>cant even shitpost properly
>>43941936
Alright thanks! Based on these rolls and my GET, we shall name this poor bastard "Kozukihime"
With that being said, the post is now incoming.
>>43941936
>>43941936
You, Kozukihime, has set up your stand early in the morning, with people beginning to tend to their daily duties of farming, and er...farming. Oh! And the occasional shopper. Most are from nearby villages, who only journeyed to the city to spoil themselves before going back to their work on the countryside. Others are regulars, lived here for a bit, with some richer than others based on their more extravagant dress.
You lit the lanterns in this early morning, as the sun was peeking, but has not yet fully risen, and probably will remain that way for a good two hours. Some eye you with disgust as you rub your hands together, anticipating the daily profit. They know your face, yet they have nothing to pin it with besides their word, and that's worthless. After all, you can't buy words!
As the morning went on, people presumably not from Edo, asked for your wares, and being the honest merchant you are, was happy to provide! They requested a small hoe for their farm, and you provided it! For a small fee of course, which was par for the course. The shopper happily accepted his purchase and went back the way you came.
The day was promising, as you made an early purchase that was at the very least, enough to buy yourself a drink or two, which was always nice. As you counted your mon however, a tall burly man wearing a rice hat approached you, his sheer admittedly scary size eclipsing the very sun behind him.
"C-can I help you?"
He looked at your puny stand, and began rustling through it, picking up various items, sniffing them and scowling before he plopped them on down next to you. "...Yeah. I want this vase right here...." He said in a deep monotone voice.
"Of course! May I ask why this interested you?"
"It's for a friend. A friend...WHOSE NAME IS RIGHT HERE!" He pointed out the to you, which in characters read 'Kawasuzi'. This is an outrage! This man has came to your storefront and openly accused you of stealing!...I think. What do?
Rolled 87 (1d100)
>>43942201
claim you bought if off someone else
bluff. ask for proof
>>43942419
You gonna roll?
Keep thread alive until afternoon EST. About 2pm
Rolled 58 (1d100)
>>43942201
"How strange! Well, that's what I get for purchasing my stock wholesale from <INSERT UNDESIRABLE RACIAL GROUP>! Could I trust you to deliver this to it's rightful owner?"
And while we're talking, we pick his pockets.
Rolled 63 (1d100)
>>43942201
>run away while recognizing him to stalk him later
Rolled (1d00)
>>43942201
DUEL HIM.
Rolled 32 (1d100)
>>43944530
>>43941926
From the thumbnail the heads of those bowing japs looked like pug heads.
Rolled 65 (1d100)
>>43942201
>Kozukihime
We're a girl, aren't we?Flash our tits, hope it distracts him long enough to allow us to escape
>>43945148
Let's not do the harlot thing just yet.
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>43943315
Go with this.
>>43945148
Or alternatively, this.
>>43945148
>>43945180
>>43945404
Pretty sure we're a guy with a girl's name.
>>43941926
>you claim that it's for your wife and kids, despite you being an unmarried man
>>43942044
>we shall name this poor bastard "Kozukihime"
>>43948345
Maybe we can get fake T&A by putting straw in our clothes. Then we can be ninja
