>Spiders are to Drow what Dogs are to Humans
>>43914216
I'm pretty sure Drow don't eat spiders.
>>43914243
clearly you have never seen the far eastern drow.
>Drow are to Elves as Naruto is to Anime
>>43914243
>pretty sure
I wonder what the consistency of the meat would be, would it be crab like?
It's more like:
>Spiders are to Drow what Dogs, Cats, Horses, Cows, Lizards, Butterflies, Centaurs and Spiders are to Humans
>>43914243
I'm pretty sure Drow don't have friends
![mayoi_hachikuji_by_spiralgeass-d5ry24b[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/90vbQVB.png "mayoi_hachikuji_by_spiralgeass-d5ry24b[1].png")
>>43914243
I'm pretty sure Humans don't eat dogs.
>>43914254
So that'd make High Elves DBZ, Wood Elves are Bleach and I guess..Aquatic Elves are One piece?
>>43914243
>Oh Lolth, you eat spiders?!
>Very good, you like! Tasty legs, nummy nummy!
>>43914254
Cool world and customs, but a steadily increasingly unlikable main character?
>>43914257
Tastes like crab, but better and cleaner.
Totally fucking serious.It's an arthropod that eats nothing but a liquid diet while crabs often sift through mud.
>>43914269
Koreans aren't human?
>>43914301
Who in their right mind would eat a spider on purpose?
>>43914269
>yuropoor detected
Why do you think Chihuahuas were originally bred?
>>43914318
Drow.
>>43914322
Were they a delicacy or something? The meat you'd get off a chihuahuas seems so scant it wouldn't be worth breeding for eating purposes.
![1422081641937[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9pXGYj2.jpg "1422081641937[1].jpg")
>>43914309
>Koreans
>Human
>>43914322
>Mexicunts
>Human
>>43914300
I'm pretty sure naruto the character started at barely tolerable and maintained for the duration
>>43914216
Is Drow as in, 'rhymes with cow' or Drow as in, 'rhymes with low'? Which is the correct term?
>>43914269
>http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/06/19/chinese-town-to-kill-10-000-dogs-for-festival.html
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dog_meat
Dogs are eaten all over the world.
>humans who eat a lot of insects become more and more insect-like
>>43914254
Naruto? 3/10 bait sir. If you said an edgelord anime like Bleach, Death Note or Attack on Titan I'd give it to you.
>>43914374
The second one, or at least close to it - it's actually 'o' as in 'troll'. The term drow derives from trow, a kind of fairy creature native to Orkney, which is a folkloric combination of the Scots/Irish fey and the Norse trolls.
![latest[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4fB9IYZ.jpg "latest[1].jpg")
>>43914381
Is this board full of autists?
>>43914374
Rhymes with crow.
>>43914269
Well, the original idea behind the spicy salami is that you can put pretty much any meat in there and cover the taste with spice...
>>43914322
And while EU tries to regulate food contents towards the 1st world standards, the traditional cuisine still prevails, at least in rural areas.
>>43914449
>Is this board full of autists?
Yes.
>>43914269
My mom used to beat dog when she lives on the reservation
>>43914465
>The EU tries to outlaw pâté because ducks being eaten hurts their fee fees
I wouldn't be surprised if the French actually end up budging. They already sold their country to Muslims, so their nation is as good as dead anyway. They might as well flush their cuisine down the toilet too.
>>43914599
>;_; g-go back to your containment board! Y-your dissenting opinion is hurting my fee fees
I bet you're actually one of those idiots who thinks 130+ lives are worth less than the feelings of some desert death cultists.
>>43914449
At least full of anal autistic dragon dildo retards who masturbate unclean ass to mouth.
Don't mind me thpugh, just watching this bizarre world.
>>43914381
>>43914322
>>43914309
If you eat dogs you're not human. Fittingly, only non-whites eat them.
>>43914599
You have got to be seriously retarded to disagree with that. But /tg/ has been filled to the brim with sewage waste like you, so I'm not surprised.
>>43914372
He got better, not via character development, but via actually being competent enough to getaway with shittalking
>>43914894
France is not going to ban pâté
>>43914318
Other spiders, cats, the french.
>>43914398
>Bleach
Literally what? Is that something new from last season that drowned out by /a/ COOKIENII and meme-hamsters bullshit?
>>43914216
>elves are to humans as blacks are to humans
>>43914449
That wasn't the joke. The joke was earlier, then someone tried to bandwagon and failed. Then people exposed their fail.
You'd be able to read this situation yourself if you weren't the autist.
>>43914291
Yeah, since all elves are trash.
>>43914216
Especially perverted drow women sometimes like to record themselves getting knotted by spiders?
>>43917645
Humans that did not fuck neanderthals at one point.
>>43914577
>Thinks the French Foreign Legion aren't quietly committing genocide right now in the MIddle East
>>43917093
Nigga how the fuck have you not heard of Bleach?
It's one of the Big Three of shitty mainstream filler anime. Even some of the most normal of normalfags have heard of its pitiful existence at some point.
Like holy hell I know spiders are cool but sometimes you have to get out from under the spider rock and walk around with humans.
>>43920882
Bleach and Naruto, what's the third? One Piece?
>>43921880
One Piece is part of the big three, yes.
>>43914577
>>43914623
>>43914894
>>>/pol?
>>43920882
>Like holy hell I know spiders are cool but sometimes you have to get out from under the spider rock and walk around with humans.
First off, only need to get out from a rock if someone picks up the rock, second, even then I'm gonna linger a second like, maybe they didn't notice me? Mayb I bite them? Before scuttling off.
Also, look at this spider.
>>43914374
>>43914428
>>43914459
Its cow.
"Drow: DRAU (as in drowsy; rhymes with now and how)"
From the Official WotC faq. Also Dragon 146, published by TSR in 1989.
Sean Reynolds "the official pronunciation (dating back to 1E AD&D) rhymes with cow. Or, "How now, brown drow?""
best of both?
>>43914216
I dunno man. Humans don't find owners fucking their dogs to be socially acceptable.
>>43914243
They do, and always have, as far as I can remember.
>>43924470
FUCKING HELL, that shit is a disaster.
I love dogs but holy shit I'd fucking die if that shit ran towards me.
>>43914216
>Guard Spiders
>Attack Spiders
>Search Spiders
>Domestic Spiders
>Weave Spiders
Pretty cool to have different breeds of spiders do different things
>>43924470
Made me laugh so fucking hard.
>>43921908
One Piece isn't shitty, however
>>43914623
Only /pol/ can talk so much uneducated shit
>>43919895
Oh nigger we did.
>>43925460
No he's saying that we did, he's agreeing with you
>>43925449
Mizzou is important, rite?
>>43914322
Because there is a god, and he fucking hates us?
>>43914577
I don't think they're trying to outlaw the food though, they're just trying to make the most common method of preparation illegal. As they should.
God gave us this world to be good stewards over, not cruel ones, and shoving tubes down ducks throats to force feed them and artificially fatten their liver is decidedly in the cruel camp.
As an upstanding christian white male, you really should be against needless animal cruelty.
Have you really not read Kant (one of the greatest white male philosophers) or the bible?
If you haven't, well, take your degeneracy out of here.
>>43914269
plently of humans eat dog
>>43914345
must be because they sure as hell arent very big dogs
>>43917093
That face is at the exact bottom of the uncanny valley.
>>43914318
>>43914257
Spiders like Tarantula are a delicacy in certain countries. you scorch them to remove the hair, then fry.
>>43925425
Why would the drow raise spiders underground? Spiders eat bugs and flies and stuff, and those don't live deep underground.
>>43926776
Bugs and flies will go wherever there are people.
>>43914862
Ate dog once in China, tasted delicious.
Does this make me non-white or non-human?
>>43914449
>>43914361
Your not fooling anyone here.
>>43914216
Do their spiders do tricks?
>>43926788
But drow live deep deep underground.
>>43927127
Wherever
There
Are
People
>>43914862
Same thing.
>>43919959
It is not genocide. It is pest control.
>>43927165
But why would flies and bugs travel so deep underground, when there are people above ground that are easier to reach?
>>43927239
Wherever
There
Are
People
>>43927254
But anon surely there should still be a limit on how far flies and bugs would go
>>43927345
Wherever
There
Are
People
>>43927345
Real world would indicate that you are so very wrong.
>>43914353
>Racists
>Intelligent
>>43914318
I'd eat that spider if you know what I mean.
>>43927239
>>43927345
There's a species of fly only found on a single pile of bat feces in a deep-ass cave.
It's plausible that flies/insects/parasites accompanied travelers, slaves, or even Drow when they pass into the underdark, and from there they proliferated (because that is what pests do- they could feast on waste and carcasses easily).
Did someone say "spiders"?
>>43927951
>>43927964
>>43927979
>>43925884
>Have you really not read Kant (one of the greatest white male philosophers)?
Around these parts most people hold Descartes in even higher regard.
>>43927993
>>43914353
Shouldn't you be back on /pol/?
>>43921989
I like that spider
That's a cool spider
>>43914398
>Naruto
>the show that devolved into "muh darkness" vs "muh friendship"
>not edgy
Naw man. I'll admit to being a fan of Naruto, but even I know that it's just as bad as the other anime you mentioned
>>43914398
I dunno if I'd call Bleach edgy. Sure, the bad guys die and the main faction are literally "death gods", but the protagonist is motivated and powered by friendship, even after getting evil powers.
>>43925425
Is that fucking Judge Dredd as a sea giant?
>>43914353
>animeposter
>human
>>43929172
It's a guy with the power to manipulate/be stone
I love one piece but it's been getting awfully weird lately
Things really dropped off after the time skip
>>43924470
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoB8t0B4jx4
>>43929172
Nope, it's a guy who can assimilate with rock. He's really strong so he can absorb a lot of it at once and become a several hundred foot tall golem if he can lay his mitts on it. (he's also at least 15' tall without rock assistance, but that's neither here nor there)
>>43929261
One Piece has always been weird. Pic related, the small guy is playing a sport where the big guy is the ball. I'm happy to say that Fishman Island dragged on and there were hiccups in Dressrosa, but Zou's been excellent and Punk Hazard was great.
>>43926294
Oh really?
>>43929706
Yeah, I know the deal behind the foxy davy back games thing. It's just I don't really think the past two or three arcs have stood up to stuff like water7/enies lobby
>>43930487
That's fine but the reason you gave for that was that it's got silly, when in truth it's always been silly. It'll have to be something else that's changed.
>>43929336
Holy fuck my sides.
>>43927576
>>43928043
>this sensitive
wew lads
>>43914216
No, drow know that spiders are still quite dangerous, and they want it that way.
MEN are to drow society what dogs are to humans.
>>43914322
Pretty sure you mean chow chows, which allegedly translate to "tasty-tasty"; Chihuahuas were sacrificial dogs that were killed at funerals to carry the late individuals soul to the afterlife or something.
>>43928043
>offensive joke
>dismissive comment
>umad bro, hahaha, look at me I'm edgy on the internet
>>43917920
Fairly certain that's not how spider genitals work. I guess they'd record themselves... Like, being webbed up and having a pet spider shove an semen-filled ball of silk up their vagina?
Hell, I know a human girl who'd be into that. Probably not a stretch to think notoriously-twisted drow ladies would be.
>>43927576
zing
>>43927200
Even if you considered it pest control, that would still be a form of genocide. >>43928043
>>43929344
the fuck is wrong with that womens shoes
>>43933176
that makes a lot of sense actually
>>43928992
Friendship as a viable alternative/counterbalance to inner darkness is not edgy. Death Note is about a fucked up elitist teenager killing everyone who doesn't agree with his morality in an increasingly-horrifying reign of terror. Attack on Titan is a slog through a cannibal holocaust, in which beloved characters are frequently and graphically murdered and consumed, and even the super special transforming hero is an inept and dangerous psychopath. Naruto is not even in the same ballpark.
>>43936146
Nothing. Just overly-clunky children's footwear.
>>43936173
i need to finish watching attack on titan i got up to just after they stabed that chick then the tv signal broke
the impresion i got from the few episodes i got were food loving character is great waifu and holy shit they really overdid the ptsd.
fight scenes were pretty good though although i do think having the cannons and things be so infective in actually killing was a mistake.
>>43936190
its something about the laces
>>43914862
The Swiss eat dogs.
>>43938914
The Austrians have known for centuries that the Switzers aren't human.
>>43927707
ha HA!
>>43914257
>>43914301
I'm not even sure they would have "meat".
Tiny arthropods are filled with free floating organs and fluids, right?
>>43914381
That actually looks delicouse.
>>43914258
the basis for monstergirls...
the need variety.
>>43914291
>High Elves DBZ, Wood Elves are Bleach and I guess..Aquatic Elves are One piece?
High Elves can't take a punch
I don't know enough about Bleach to have an opinion there, but I like Wood Elves, so they're probably above Bleach
Aquatic Elves are practically the Sahaugin's freerange cattle. I know Luffy's kinda short in the brains department, but he & his crew are a force to be reckoned with.
>>43914623
I don't mind your opinions. Some of them are even valid.
They aren't, however, relevant to this board.
>>43942494
>High Elves can't take a punch
>>43927345
>>43927239
You're implying that they have some kind of reason to stop before they get that far. Yes, they have plenty of space on the surface. But there's also space below the surface, so they'll go there too. At the same time as they are on the surface.
>>43914216
fuckable?
>>43930118
I just fapped to that.
I live in that uncanny valley.
I am going to Hell.
>>43927200
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2l2RZdBpuTI
>>43926776
Loads of bugs live deep underground. Just not the ones you're familiar with because you don't live deep underground.
>>43926294
What really unsettles me is how I can still fucking see those pincers/pedipalps/whatever they're called and be reminded that's where her actual mouth is...
>>43914216
i don't think spiders eat peanut butter. what would a drow use instead?
can we get more spider pictures please
Has anyone asked how many dogs an adult human female can hide in her vagina yet? Inquiring minds want to know.
>>43926789
>>43939207
>Sinewy meat from a thin predator
Only the literally redarded of countries eat dog to ensure they don't go full cannibal.
Dog is literally one of the worst meats ever designed to eat.
>>43926397
I saw a documentary about amazon basin tribesmen hunting specifically for spiders to eat. It was pretty cool. They didn't even fry them, just wrapped them in a leaf and put them on the fire. the hair scorches off quick and then they kind of cook inside their exoskeletons. The way you know they're done is that their leg joints start to whistle, presumably as the hydraulic fluid inside turns to steam.
>>43947342
i suppose it depends on the kind of dog
I would SO keep a giant spider if it had a dog's temperament and intelligence. Imagine that shit. Taking them for walks would be radical.
>>43947712
It would be cool, but at that scale it would lose a lot of its practicality. Tiny spiders eat mosquitoes and other pests for free. A big enough spider is no longer eating my vermin, it's eating bigger prey that I'm probably buying at the pet store.
>>43947050
Bug juice.
>>43947794
>A big enough spider is no longer eating my vermin, it's eating bigger prey that I'm probably buying at the pet store.
Neighbors' chihuahuas ought to count as vermin.
>>43947844
The real problem is that spiders can't lick. Unless you weren't making the joke I thought you were making, in which case big bugs injected with flavoured, nutritious goo would probably make a good motivational treat for dog-sized spiders.
>>43947870
So should neighbours' children. That doesn't mean I'd prefer courting a lawsuit to shelling out at the local ArachnaPlus pet store. Either way, it's still not super practical.
>>43947886
It was a joke about camp kool-aid being called, "Bug juice." I thought about making a Beetlejuice/Betelgeuse joke, but it seemed strained and the reference less ubiquitous.
>>43947935
Sorry, I actually meant to quote the same poster you quoted, you I think was making a joke about women tricking dogs into giving them oral.
>>43914318
Dogs.
>>43914216
Disgusting beasts whose low intelligence makes them a beloved pet among those who want to feel intellectually superior yet cannot established any such superiority over their fellow humanoid beings?
Makes me wonder what pet the introvert H.P. Lovecrafts of Drow society prefer. Bettles?
>>43948201
Black panthers, obviously.
>>43947886
>the real problem is that spiders can't lick
You sure about that anon?
>>43948455
Is this real? Is this a real public service poster? I'm just bewildered. How did they think a spider giving a woman head was a good way to scare people into wearing condoms? And the specific callout to AIDS, as though sleeping with AIDS and sleeping with spiders were synonymous. Some ad exec somewhere is royally fucked up. I mean, more than ususal.
>>43948626
There's also this one.
>>43948680
>>43948455
Where are these from? What country thought this was an effective tack to take?
Oh Christ, they're in English and French, aren't they? This was Canada, wasn't it. My own country did this.
>>43948680
i just want to know what that picture on the wall is.
>>43948767
>My own country did this.
We all have that moment.
>>43948893
my own country lost a war against emus.
>>43948893
Looking into it, it seems like France is actually to blame, but it was still a horrible moment when the suspicion first formed.
>>43949081
indeed
>>43914216
>>43925373
>>43924470
It works out with my dog.
>>43925884
>as an upstanding christian white male,
you should also be socialist if you wish to emulate Jesus.
