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byond://76.16.8.127:28014
or
byond://d20station.ddns.net:28014

BYOND Download link: http://www.byond.com/download/

To connect: Open BYOND, click the gear in the upper right. Click "Open Location" and paste in the IP above. Click "Ok".

Welcome to d20Station, a rule light, low moderation server filled with custom content.

>ADMINS WHERE IS D20 WIKI I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING!
wiki located at
>http://robustvinyl.com/ss13/wiki/
Currently sorely in need of content.

>What the fuck is Space Station 13
A top down atmospherics simulator with a "whodunit" on top. Survive in the station and do your department's job, while fixing the problems that the antagonists cause.

>How the fuck do I play this game? I keep hitting myself with things.
Use OOC and ask someone for help on how to play. People will almost always help you get a grip of the game if you're polite about it, just don't reveal too much in-round information in OOC.

>Hey /tg/ station I...
We are a separate entity from /tg/ station, we just host our threads on /tg/ as the server was made by fa/tg/uys for elegan/tg/entlemen.

We occasionally run Dorfstation mode, a roundtype where the crew must build up from a bare-bones station. Dorf will be run less often then usual, probably on the first and/or last of every month now. Dorf is ran on a separate server, found at byond://76.16.8.127:28020

>How is this station different from [station]?
Join the server and read the rules and changelog (located at the top right of the game window). The changelog has been cleaned up to show changes starting from the base code of the /nt/ branch.

Code branch from NT (also named d20Station) is updated a few times every week with fixes and new content.

If you have a bug, contact an admin in-game or on the thread to report it.

Note: This is NOT SS13 general.
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Let us die.
New Dorf Fort release drops in two days anyways.
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wew
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>>43901248
>more adventuremode shit
I just want to run a decent fortress for once
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tfw lose connection while trying to dispense wisdom to people and warn them of the mistakes of the past
memes are dead and from their ashes comfy will be reborn
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The autoloom disappears after it's been used. In it's invisible state it seems to be unusable.
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>>43905325
Have you tried alt-clicking and then clicking the nametag "autoloom" in the dropdown list it gives?

A bit of a workaround but it should work.
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>>43905637
Only pull, examine and point to appear in the list even when in the adjacent tile.
It's been temp fixed now anyway, it's now a giant hotdog
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>>43905717
nah i fixed it
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What are the sprites that D20Station use?
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>>43906308
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>>43906341
Is there a link to a download with all the sprites that D20Station have?
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>>43906361
no
why the fuck would there be
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>>43906377
Spriting.
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>>43906401
that is not how it works
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>>43906361
I don't think i've heard of any decent station doing this, ever

besides most people just log on the server and badly copy/paste the sprites they want, then try to crop out whatever it was on top of like those slightly transparent screwdrivers that still had a bit of floor sprite showing
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>>43906407
I have no idea how it works.
>>43906744
Dang. Is there no robust way of getting D20Station Sprites?
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>>43906827
we're closed source so we don't give out our code/sprites/maps/work to random people because they have a tendency to grab it and then slap their name on it, or even worse grab it, copy it to their code base, have no idea how it works, and then make a complete joke out of it trying to fix it so it ends up being a somewhat stable and okay feature into a buggy mess that makes everyone involved look bad

if you want sprites you can either ask whoever made them, badly rip or imitate them, or make your own
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at this moment I learned a few things
>/tg/ station's bombcap is around 3/7/14
>/tg/ station's wiki mistakenly belives that the maximum power of a bomb using TTV's is around 10/20/40
>people from hippie will hop onto this server and try to use /tg/'s "guide to speed bombing" to make "incredibly high cap bombs"
>this guy will make a 3/5/7 firecracker and ask if its good
>this guy will make a second bomb that's even worse than the first
>this guy will threaten to show is incredibly potent bomb making skills
>this guy will make another bomb that doesn't even go off
>this guy won't know what specific heat is and wants someone to spoonfeed him how to make huge bombs
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What are the things Screwball has done that is permaban-worthy?
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>>43906948
stealing my heart
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>>43906973
Other than that?
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>>43906989
besides when he acts like a shit (bombing places just to watch it happen, spam WGW, constantly respawning to try and roll traitor, setting fires in the halls) he's actually pretty hilarious
>takes pictures of all the loot in the loot rooms on dorf instead of bringing it back
>despite being almost braindead is able to make canister bombs that are leagues more effective than the average person's TTV
>copy pasting whole documentaries into the book binder
>confusing most shitters with his dual ineptness/robustitude
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>>43907427
Is he Pissant?
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>>43907450
yes
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>>43907502
>banning pissant
absolute mad man
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>>43907677
I'd certainly never do that
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>>43906881
>We don't give our code/sprites/maps/work to random people because they have a tendency to grab it and then slap their names on it
>Admins here steal from other servers anyways
>It's not stealing because it's SS13! :^)
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>>43909887
good meme friend

but why would we steal something just so we could fix it and make it work properly?
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>>43909940
That's not my meme, that's the reason I was given when asked why we had sprites stolen from hippie for signs.
The guy I was asking just laughed at me when I tried to ask further. Not sure if he was an admin or not, but the way he almost seemed to brag about this made it seem like it.
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>>43910126
I literally have no idea what you are talking about what sign icons
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>>43910217
The constructible directional ones, that show where different departments are.
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>>43910231
I think that's in the base NTstation code
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>>43910231
I do not see anything like that on the map what are you on about
are you sure you're even talking to the right people about this right now
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>>43910264
They're constructable, as far as I know there's none on the map, you have to build a sign.
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>>43910275
Are you sure you're talking about here?

We don't have that
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>>43911873
I just saw them the other day, I guess someone added them in recently or something
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>>43904730
I like the adventuremode shit.

It's an open world roguelike with a very detailed combat system. Of course I'd love it.
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>>43904730
You're so wrong it hurts.
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>>43909215
No shit.
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So how does lolth get such black skin? Is that just the african setting or is it a light glaze of admining.
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>>43915273
jesus christ you racist shes just from space africa god damn next thing you are gunna do is call her a drow
captcha:select all the buses damn right captcha
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the great machine
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>>43918206
So how long does that last?
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>>43918326
I don't know it just works
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>>43918206
>running O2, Plasma, and N2O all at the same time
Disgusting.
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>>43918781
>what are gas mixers controlling the mix of burn mix and N2O into burn mix
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>>43918807
You think I'm blind? That O2 is still largely extraneous, unless you're going for a power burn instead of an efficiency burn.
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>>43918887
yes
the less I have to fuck with it the better
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thanks for joining us on comfystation
memes are dead and from the ashes rises comfy
rise from the ashes
dont listen to the naysayers
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>player corgis can't have pups.
>Need to go NPC to start doing it.
>Put myself in a perfect position so as soon as a corgi pup is pumped out, it moves out of the way to allow for another one to take it's place.
>Since I ghosted to get to the NPC state, I can't defend my Lisa anymore, and someone just comes along and yanks her way, disrupting my flow.

The fucking worst.
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>>43919363
Back to vore with you
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>>43919492
k
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>>43904730
>more adventuremode shit

Toady wrote up procedures to generate poetic forms, poetry for those forms, musical forms, music for those forms, proc-gen instruments, and dancing. He implemented skills for all of the above and made musicality useful finally. Festivals happen now. Bards will form wandering troupes and entertain in taverns and inns. Everyone has a role to play.
Knowledge can be recorded in books. Libraries can be raised, scribes hired, tomes transcribed, scholars busied. A vast complex path of ALL OF SCIENCE AND PHILOSOPHY can be researched by entities in world now- not that it has much effect yet.
Temples are raised and dedicated, prayers are made, and ceremonies held. Gods watch.
Player fortresses participate in all of this.

Player taverns/inns in particular attract the wandering entities from across the map, and build a reputation. Rooms can be rented on a temporary to semi-permanent basis. People sufficiently impressed by the Inn may petition for permanent residence, and if allowed, become full citizens under the player's control. They retain their original ethics, mind, and might influence the fortress around them.

Crafts will be made useful items. Mugs and cups will be used to drink. Avaricious dwarves will hoard and don jewelry. Children will play with toys.
Related, needs are being adjusted and altered; "on break" no longer exists, as more granular wants are being implemented. Religious dwarves will grow upset if they don't have a temple to pray in, quarrelsome dwarves will enjoy getting into fights and arguments, and other such things.

>just more advmode shit
:^)
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>>43919363
Check again friend
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>>43920582
oh. neat.

Second time playing dog. when you started demanding puppies in mass I got performance anxiety.

At least it's working out now.
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>>43920612
come back in and you can help the puppymill if ya want.
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dead server
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Would it be possible to allow people to drink directly from sinks?
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>>43921565
Well, the current action for clicking on the sink is washing your hands, or applying water to the item in your hands, which is fairly intuitive.

I wouldn't mind if drinking 5u of water from the sink was added to the obnoxious right-click menu, though, that calls into question writing in exceptions for being cuffed, or prone, or what have you.
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>>43922031
>Cuffed
>You carefully turn the faucet with your mouth, no doubt getting at least eight different diseases, and drink some water, before turning the faucet back.

>Prone
>You lick the base of the sink, where the water slowly leaks down
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>>43922731
>>43922031
is it really difficult to find a container
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>>43922760
Can we drink from buckets?
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why are aliens unrobust?

why cant we create NPC versions of players with the cloner?

why cant we have poop in the game?
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>>43923407
>why are aliens unrobust?
What kind? Do you mean the xenomorphs?
Because they're not unrobust; players are.
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>>43923407
>why cant we have poop in the game?
Imagine an assistant, smearing a hallway with shit, running back and forth pooping, forever.
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>>43923654
At least they're not killing everyone.
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>>43923654
that sound hilarious!
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>>43923407
>>43923654
I'm having GOON flashbacks.
Never again.
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>>43923208
Buckets are for splashing people with. But I wouldn't mind chugging on use on self/other on help aiming at mouth.
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>>43923208
I garuntee you that unless i'm abusing mug bolas that every coffee vendor still has at least 20 mugs in it, and every soda vendor has about a hundered cans in it
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>>43924241
>every soda vendor has about a hundered cans in it

have you ever filled a soda can and drank water out of it? it's the pinnacle of depression
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Goodbye Comfy/Corgi/CarpStation 13.
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>>43924241
But that means I need two items to turn my water filled beaker into a speed buff as well as a stun trap!
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>>43915273

The latter.
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>>43924286
have you ever thought about getting drinking glasses from the bar, the britcup that I guarantee remains untouched on medbay's front desk, a beaker from either cargo or engineering's autolathe, a cup ramen from a snack machine, a syringe from a nano-med, or even just drinking something else
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>>43924347

Wait shit I meant the former fuck
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>>43924359
Making a shitty mug out of sheet metal that gives you a 70% chance of slashing up your lips when you drink from it when?

I used to actually have one of these made by my uncle.
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>>43924575
but why
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>>43924607
I think it was due to a conversation he and my father had about how you can 'make sheet metal into anything', around the time he made a knight templar outfit out of sheet metal and a sword from a renaissance fair.
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>>43924614
But can you make sheet metal into wood?
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>>43924614
your uncle sounds like a fucking badass
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>>43924618
Wooden cups sound comfy
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>>43924877
Dwarfy as fuck.

Or use manly dorf beer mugs.
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>>43924950
simple wooden pints would be a pretty good addition, I've been meaning to make wooden kegs for a while too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OIc4VHxU7iM
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>>43925057
remember to fix the cheese reaction
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>>43925142
I'm already on it, I actually have it open right now and just put 400 units of milk into a hat to see if 50 enzymes would make 10 units of cheese and still only got 1 cheese, but it's catalyst reactions in general.
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>>43925161
>gold slime core grenade
>50 plasma goes in
>all is consumed
>one reaction comes out
>none of the other chemicals in the grenade meant for use with the plasma for post-mob reagent funtimes have any left because of
>>reasons
Pls
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>>43925205
further testing shows it's actually worse than I thought, it's all on_reaction() aside from foam, smoke, and explosions.

this means there are roughly 60 different reactions I need to now fix and make sure actually properly produce the appropriate amount of items or other effects instead of just doing it 'when a reaction happens'
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>>43925239
Was this the bug that made clonexdone pills/grenades produce a single steak all along?
Is our torment finally over?
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>>43925246
yeah same bug, thats actually one of the reactions I tested since it has same results but no catalyst
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i have fixed everything wrong with ss13
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>>43925263
So as I pray, unlimited steak works?
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>>43925707
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>>43925762
blood + clonex grenades
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>>43925797
only if you use a label maker on the grenade to name it mana transfer
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>>43924373
too late, adminboose confirmed
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>>43925822
Can we be eaten by a poor CGI dragon?
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>>43926306
actually it would be pretty cool if we had a bunch of vorestation code, especially for dorf
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>>43926342
>vorestation code
>literally human life.dm copied into alien life.dm, badly modified, and then copied back over to human life.dm
why would you ever want any of that code anywhere near your codebase
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>>43926514
it has functions we don't have
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>>43926692
you do not need a hide a monkey inside your cock function
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>>43926692
yes those are called functions we don't want
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>>43926342
>>43926692
If you want disgusting and poorly coded fetish shit, go to the server meant for it, don't try and infect other servers with it
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>>43924359
I'm pretty sure you can't drink from a beaker - you just splash yourself with it.
Also vials are a thing... apparently. They're pretty much just beakers that can hold 25 units at the moment, planning on making like a vial stand for them at some point.
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wooden casks for storing liquids soon
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>>43930255
What about stone pots?
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>>43930470
nernums wants me to make wooden buckets and wooden cups
no stone pots yet though
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Freeman, when do we get Tavern update?
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>>43930511
I'd be ok with stone pots and stuff but we don't have basic rocks for some reason
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>>43931336
Brick pots?
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>>43931412
>brick
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>>43931336
Big clay pots like in Zelda please.
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>>43931630
>>43931488
>>43931412
i like this idea
>welcome to lone lee's bizarre bazaar what can i get for you
lee why the fuck are all these pots filled with milk don't you sell anything else?
>heavy breathing
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>>43931630
ok so big clay pots, they don't fit in bags you have to hold them. when thrown or smashed the shatter into clay debris which can be reformed into clay. When smashed either way they activated what is inside, say a clay jar inside would smash from the impact or a mousetrap would spring. Also maybe two sizes? one a throwable size that can fit on a table and one bin sized people can hide in? Just some food for thought...
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>>43932535
We already have clay grenades, you mong.
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>>43932590
I'm not saying clay grenades, I'm saying like a big pot you can put stuff in, not like a grenade
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>>43932780
>a throwable size, when smashed it activates what is inside, a kind that can fit on the table
:|

Big zelda pots are something else altogether. They'd be the ultimate trashcan replacement for shenanicans.
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>>43932879
Like I said was just throwing out ideas and to be honest I did forget about the clay grenades. Just big clay goofy pots would be awesome I just want to throw them like zelda too or hide money in them.
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come play nerds
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>>43934127
You brought this on yourself
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>>43934127
if I join you're just gonna murderbone me

no thx
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>>43935196
nah i dont do that you are thinking of rusty maybe
also plenty of people are on now so no loss
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Out of curiosity, what is the major difference between /tg/station and you guys? What was the point in making two different /tg/-specific servers?
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>>43937017
>TGstation
>having anything to do with /tg/ anymore
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>>43937017
One, it is the general opinion around here that /TG/station has little to nothing to do with the board anymore, save the name.

nernums, glorious spaghettimancer incarnate, has also spent about a year and a half tweaking, improving, and bugfixing. This improves our performance overall.

The server itself is actually configured somewhat properly with the tickrate and ticklag set such that players get buttery smooth gameplay and glorious Doombot does not falter when the largest of nuclear missile bomb is detonated.

Custom content has been added in steadily since d20 started, ranging from new machines to about, what, two hundred music files for a dozen new instruments courtesy of kkslider.

Combine all of the above with relaxed rules, hands-off administration, and the shared love for the comf, and we have d20.
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>>43937132
Now if only anybody actually played here, that'd be great.
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>>43937153
/TG/station currently has 2, average of 4.
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>>43937236
>tgstation13 - Sybil
>Current: 77
>Average: 48

>d20station
>Average: 5
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>>43937318
My bad, Basil or whatever averages 4, has 2.

I tend to not give a fuck about the stats of TG because why should I bother comparing.
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>>43937376
You're the one who started the comparison.
I just wanted there to be people playing here at all.
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When was the last time the clown or mime actually performed a skit, instead of pulling shitty pranks?
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>>43937773
It's kinda hard to get anyone to stop and notice your shenanigans, so you'll have to get them involved

No one cares about mimes
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Mimes; the silent minority.

When will the abuse end?

When they stop liking it.
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>>43937773
when people start actually noticing the skits being done
Until that happens

Enjoy griffhonk all day erryday
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>>43924575
You can make mugs out of clay already.
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>>43927429

I was considering making all containers drink on help intent and splash on any other. This would also prevent accidental splashes I chemistry and viro.
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>>43931630
Clay urns were something I wanted for a while, but haven't done yet because school is eating all my time and I still have the fitness stuff to do.

A structure that you can store stuff in, maybe climb inside, that is easily damaged and destroyed.

Then a vase that is an item that you can use to display up to 3 grown items with.

Also clay statues and clay pigeons.
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>Spend 20-30 minutes setting up the escape shuttle using spooky icons Matyi sent me
>It's super spooky
>Mime rushes on an emags the console to send it early so no one but him and Lee gets to see it
>Not even escape alone, just trying to be a dick
Fucking mimes.
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Don't forget to vote Trump so he can build that wall around Lee's heart
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Okay lee fair enough you're one robust nigga
>>43939549
I wasn't gonna stick around for xenos to probe my ass
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>greatest ally
>I was shit talking him behind his back to myself the whole time
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>start the round
>dress up all nice in a suit and offer consulting services
>gideon comes in and talks about how he let slare get 30 chloral
bad idea gideon but hey its ok
>arm myself with a bucket of water and hatchet because i know damn well whats gunna happen
>slare bursts in and grabs me from across the room tabling me
>knocked out
>presumably raped
>wearing schoolgirl outfit
>quickly take it off and pretend like he just stole my clothes
>semi salty abut this
then
>walking down to cargo
>some no good nerdowells hop out around me
>sharla the clown and a mime all attack me and all i have is a bucket of water which i get pushed into
>some sort of slippery bukkake party happens because the mime has soap the clown has a banana and i had a water bucket
>finnally cuffed
>sharla injects me with clown dna as i try to escape
>clumsy now
run away tail between my sexually assaulted legs
>pray to emiko "soo uh im gunna fukin kill everyone ok thanks babe"
>walk up to the bar window where all the thugs who attacked me are standing
>all of em decked out in some way or another mime even had the shit alabative vest
>proclaim loudly that "i guess ill just set the bomb off" to get one or two of them to chase me
>mime follows me
>lubed (ala gideon being my greatest ally)
>hatcheted to death
>run from medical maint up the engi hallway
>sharla and some cargotech decide to charge me with a stunprod
>lube
>use mimes stolen 10mm to gun them down
>walk up to medical
>clown sees me and runs
>walk into medical maint to see him clawing at the door
>he has an egun out and begins to chase me
>slipcuff
>middle of hatcheting him to death
30 minutes after my prayer.....you hear a voice in your head "wait what"
>explain how they started this war and plunged skyrim into chaos
>finish the clown
>collect ALL the shitter gear
>cont
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>>43941411
>gloves guns masks hardsuit helmets liquid plasma stunprods armor vests flashes you name it
>put the shitter gear on display in arrivals
>walk to cargo because emiko wants me to order something
>order some shit from cargo while some old woman cheers at me
>open cargo ship to see penguins everywhere and my championship belt
>run the fuck away and steal the hos' submachine gun
>gun them down and take what is rightfully mine
>walk out to see the old woman put something in her backpack
>it was a stunprod
"i saw that"
>shuttle call
>walk into arrivals
>see the shitter display has been broken into
>gee i wonder
>greyshit fibers on the tools that where left
>stun and cuff the greyshit standing in arrivals
>suddenly granny stunprods me
BOOM
>we all blow up
>gideon (my greatest ally) proceeds to heal me
>unload a 10mm into both of them
>fuck up my one liner
>suddenly penguin ghosts everywhere
>cry and try to re-kill them
>this continues till i get onto the escape shuttle
>pumkin people attack me
"NO I DONT WANT THAT!"
>please for mercy fall on deaf ears
>all the ghosts turn into grim reapers
>shoot myself to end the pain
>instantly revived
>run to the gun vendor on centcom
BOOM
>wake up to see fucking spiderclowns
>ram into a electric grille untill round end
and thats the story of how i "killed 75% of the crew"
special thanks to my greatest ally gideon who hooked me up with lube
fixed my SE
healed me like twice
and then shittalked me with the medical records
tfw people i killed arent even mad just impressed and made jokes in ooc
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>>43941493
in all i killed
>sharla
>some cargotech
>a mime
>a clown
>an assistant
>an old woman
>myself
it was a dark round but justice was served
admin application when?
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how much longer until the emergency shield projectors get fixed?
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>>43941493
>>stun and cuff the greyshit standing in arrivals
>>suddenly granny stunprods me
as the greyshit, I never stole anything from the museum.
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>>43941745
im sorry greyshit no hard feelings i saw the duffel you said you had a surprise for me in it and i had a dna trace of your suit fibers on it
ii had only assumed you wanted me to open the bag so it would mousetrap grenade me with a poly acid bomb i only wanted to search you when granny blew us both up and i decided not to take any chances after gideon revived me
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>>43941765
As the mime good job robusting me, I assumed walking would save me, had no idea spess lube was that robust.
I had a giggle when you slipped on the motor oil though.
Also that slipfest was fucking hilarious.
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>>43941797
tfw i slipped on the oil and screamed out loud in my room at 11:00 AM "FUUUCKING OIIIIL"
tfw i was screaming "aww fuck" and "AHHA FUKCING IDIOTS" and then "AWW FUCK COME ON" during the slipfest
i also loved all the OOC chat at the end of the round,and all the shit granny gumjob said fucking horrifiying name btw
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Welcome to Rusty Gettemy's sleep schedule is fucked up and joins a No-Player Station and has to evacuate all the braindead people.
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>>43942320
heh
"IRONIC"
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>>43937132
actually when nernums committed those files it was well over 1,000
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oh and before I forget here's what I committed yesterday
>wooden barrels, constructable with 15 wood, have a volume of 4100 units
>reagent containers "open port" verb moved to an attackhand instead of a clunky verb, just click one with an open hand to pop the port open or closed
>beer keg TEMP sprite replaced with wooden barrel
>beer keg no longer explodes on blob act for whatever reason it did
>wooden mug/full mug icon states added, wooden mugs craftable from two wood
>wooden buckets added, craftable from three wood. Function identically to normal buckets except you can't make a bucket/prox sensor assembly out of them
>fixed icon states for normal mugs and brit cup, they now actually appear full or empty depending on if they have reagents (no more full mug sprite on empty mugs being shit out of a vendor)
>spacecash stackable into stack entites, beta testing right now to see if anyone can break it too badly
>only known issue is that when transferring one stack to the other, if the stack being taken from is left with one cash, it still remains as a stack. You can unstack it just by using it in hand though.
>spacecash stacks are a subclass of spacecash so they should fit in wallets just fine
>I probably forgot to buff wallets but they'll have 6 slots instead of 4
>you can burn space cash effectively deleting it with just about anything you can light a cig with
>nerfed gay spacecleaner dispenser in janitoral from 3000 units to 500, no way any janitor should have that much cleaner to just make his mop obsolete
>nerfed virus food dispenser because I can
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>>43943229

>Implying anyone uses virus food
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>after weeks in the wilds of my families homewithout my computer

>come home

>start ss13

>no spacemen online

;_;
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>>43943458
I'll be online in about an hour.
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>tfw spacecash changes and barrels are commited
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>>43944230
Right now you have to add the cash to a stack, could you make it so you can attack cash with a stack to add it?
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>>43944767
I feel like stacking up cash should be a deliberate thing but I probably can
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Make barrels destructible, so they splash their stuff like basic grenades on destruction.
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been a while since I've uploaded, but this should function I think without the non-working experimental files involving simplemobs that I am not uploading yet.

tweak to how objectives work for traitors, more objectives while removing pointless ones.
simple mobs and monkeys should be cloneable if they have clients.
tweak to cryo so non-humans and non-monkeys can go in cryo
fix to drying rack allowing us to dry more foods
added autist = 1 to shooting range targets so they dont offset when put on the stands
clicking a worn object which has an attachment will now remove the attachment instead of the clothing item itself
a fix to non-procing armor procs like from the teleport armor and reflection of lasers
drunkenness will give people an edge stat wise in fights, well as long as they don't have alcohol poisoning I suppose.
admins should be able to more easily revive critters
player controlled mobs with ranged attacks or abilities should be usable now.
fixed a tonne of reactions which were not producing the proper amount of items for their reagent cost. such as cheese and synth meat.
conveyor belts now have a chance to catch floor length hair when active if the person is not wearing a helmet that keeps their hair off the belt.
fix for portable scrubbers to clean helium

to detail a bit on the traitor changes, objectives come in sets now.
there are 4 types of objective sets
>kill + steal
>kill + kill
>steal + steal + steal
>steal + protect
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>>43924286
and it tastes like shit to
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>>43919932
does anybody else notice that us talking about mugs in ss13 coincides with mugs being made useful in dwarf fortress
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>>43937017
unlike /tg/ our code has gotten better the last few months where /tg/ has gone to shit codewise

/tg/ administration is at the best its been in a while though
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>>43941229
fucking with medical records is one of my favourite things to do as an ai

i have the ultimate power to mark people as insane and as long as they dont notice i did it they cant order me to mark them sane again.
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>>43945011
Does anyone even read medical records?
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>>43944939
Why would being drunk give you an edge in a fight. Have you ever seen two really drunk people go at it? They look like morons and the cant get up when they fall
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>>43945094
have you ever been in an actual fight when drunk? can't feel a thing
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>>43945098
You also can't hit worth a shit, nor stay on your feet worth a shit. It shouldn't be a flat advantage.
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>>43945094

lets get drunk and then have a fight, come on!
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>>43945118
it's not a flat advantage I just did not detail in what it did dummy
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>>43945098
Yeah you don't feel anything in the moment but your bodies still reacts to it. So besides ignoring a bit of limb damage they should miss often, trip and fall, have shit grips, and be easy to knock out.
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>And it's so easy when you're evil
>This is the life, you see
>The Devil tips his hat to me
>I do it all because I'm evil
>And I do it all for free
>Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
--Administrator's Anthem, by Voltaire
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>>43944939
>clicking a worn object which has an attachment will now remove the attachment instead of the clothing item itself
this seems like a really horrible idea

the rest of that stuff is pretty cool though
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>>43945098
You should give them a slight debuff on the % to hit their target.

but a bit more HP?
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>>43945165
I can see the benefit, as people are wearing coats over their coats and hats over their helmets now. It's not like the days of yore where maybe someone wanted the steal the medal off the captain, and the odd person remembered that neckties existed.
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>>43945188
wait neckties exist
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>>43945198
Yes, they always have.
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>>43945167
all it does is allow you to ignore a small bit of damage, negligable at best
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>>43944939
>clicking a worn object which has an attachment will now remove the attachment instead of the clothing item itself

I would request that that not be the case. It's easier to take off both things at once!
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>>43945576
>wearing a hoodie over a hoodie
>taking off both hoodies at once and having them remain attached to one another
all this means is that you can't be meta as fuck by carrying around twice the amount of clothing without wearing anymore
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>>43945742
You can still attach clothing to clothing when it's not worn, I'm pretty sure.

>he's never stacked hats for display before
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>>43945742
no it just means you don't need to put in effort when taking your armor or hazard vest off of a space suit
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>>43945831
Does armour on a space suit stack and also give more protection/slowdown?
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>>43945742
but it means i have to put my sec guard armbands back on all tht time
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>>43945858
yes it has for quite some time now

>>43945868
why are you taking your pants off if you aren't switching uniforms.
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>>43943229
I forgot virus food existed
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>>43946359
I forgot viro even existed
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>>43943229
Bueno
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>>43923407

Aliens became unrobust because the admins hate aliens but rather than just removing the game mode decided removing all their advantages that makes them a remote threat to the average spessmen was a better idea
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>>43947648
i want to know why we removed all those abilities from lings but kept the extract dna sting.
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>>43947767
I don't understand. Are you asking why changelings were allowed to still be changelings?
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>>43947767
to be clear im not complaining that we lost those abilties im complaing that we dident lose extract dna at the same time
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>>43947767
because the epinipherine stun-reset perk, healing perk, stun/dizzy/cryo perk, and increased chem regen/storage was the meta so lings became more about being a retarded robusting machine just because they had the tenacity of a cockroach and not about a person actually assuming the identity of another crewmember and trying to decieve like they should be
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>>43948132
Wait, lings at least have auto-healing once dead, yeah?
Also, are husks unclonable on D20? I hope they are because if not it takes 99% of the threat away from lings.
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>>43948132
yeah but why not ditch the extract dna sting at the same time

you should have to fucking work for your dna
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>tfw even if I absorb Lee everyone will know if I try to imitate him because I don't have the ability to mimic memes
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>>43948166
>make lings have to kill people
>as part of the update to make them not always kill people
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>>43948209
admitidy i have never seen the thing but i feel the horror of the ling should be slowly seeing the size of the crew dwindle but never knowing which ones are dead and which arent.
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>>43948239
That should be a choice of the ling to make.
Forcing them into it denies the crew the opportunity to experience the situations that can arise from having two of the same person walking around, leading up to the most cliche and inevitable "who do I shoot?" moment.
Knowing spessmen, they'd probably gib both to be safe, but eh.
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>>43948282
well ok you do have a point there.
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>>43948341
maybe a good solution would be to allow only the storage of one strand of dna from a sting at a time if you want to store them you have to absorb

or maybe just make the sting only effect visualy and audibly
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>>43948282
>I AM SEEING DOUBLE
>SHOOT THEM BOTH
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>>43948341
Not really. He even points out the reason that its pointless. Space men are all careless murderers. Hell even if they see two of the same person standing side by side they'd probably just assume it's genetics having a giggle or something.

I still think the singular galactic horror would be better then two or three Mystiques running around.
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>>43949720
Clowns are the real galactic horror.
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>>43949720

It won't be a galactic horror, it'll just be a murderboner.

Remember that the Changeling also has many objectives, which usually includes at least one steal, one kill, and often one Debrain. This means they do have to go against the crew, which means they won't just be derping around changing shape for laughs.
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>>43949720

Have to agree. A well played ling will go unnoticed and thus have minimal impact on the shift; an average or badly played ling will be outed and gibbed fairly quickly. Either way, it's a dull shift.
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>>43950344
That's exactly why the true form as a last resort thing that makes the ling scary when it does happen. Only a successful Ling who has been able to to get DNA covertly first will have got enough abilities unlocked to have the real nasty stuff for when he gets found out and has to go full assault. A person who goes monstrous to early wont have the abilities he needs to be a powerhouse.

I guess it's not as good for our nice small server though since you don't get any one ling having a dozen different unlocks that make people realize just how many folks you've eaten as you pull every trick out of your sleave. As it is on d20 you get your four genomes you've pretty much killed half the station that might have been paying attention
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>>43951307
The thing is that everybody forgets that nothing is keeping a changeling from using weapons and tools. It's easy enough to get them without any special abilities, but a changeling can impersonate anybody basically perfectly.

If they want to go loud, they can do so with weapons and the ability to never be fully killed unless gibbed.

Having what amounts to replacements for equipment is pointless, and just makes changelings rely entirely on those, rarely even resorting to shapeshifting.

Having two incredibly potent powers, and a private channel to communicate with others encourages people to use the powers flexibly and intelligently.

Having a suite of medium strength powers on top of that just makes you rely solely on them.

Transforming and regeneration aren't instant solutions, they are force multipliers.

"Thick Skin Spacesuit", "Arm Blade", and "Instant full heal" are solutions that can be lazily relied on.

If you want horror, there are some things on the works, but I probably shouldn't bother mentioning them, since they're so far out.

I really need to find time to code.
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>>43951530
Pumkin is true horror.
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Syndicate cheerleader outfit is in.
Also put in a bundle for it, contains the outfit, combat gloves, two pom-poms with hidden blades, a vuvuzela, and a flashbang.
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>>43952390
Powergaming Non-Antag Chainsaw Murderer is happy.
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>>43952534
maty pls
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>>43952390
this pleeses me
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>>43952390
I never knew how much I wanted this till now.
>Tfw no syndicate waifu to cheer you on in your evil goings on

Highschool station rounds when.
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>>43952390
>All those neat outfits and tools in some of the bundles
>All the characters I could be playing to go with my nefarious dead
>I just keep getting c4 and facehuggers

Damn
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>alien sentinel (792) hisses, "anyone here into human porn"
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>>43956390
*heavy hissing*
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>>43956461
fagot

besides being a pedophiles not a crime the act of pedophilia is.

also what thread
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>>43956390
what
what are you doing to that mecha carp, Lily
this isn't like my japanese animes at all
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>>43957073
*wrong thread
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>>43956461
in fact im noticing some paterns here
http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/search/image/Kce8PJPtrszQ0zEx77Fahw/
i only thought to check because i remembered a similar retarded statment about people who complain about lolis being pedophiles themselves or something having a similar image
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>>43957999
Holy fuck, shitposticus maximus.
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>>43956390
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>>43958094
pretty sure it's a bot
almost nothing changed since nov 01
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>>43957073
Sombitch has posted in every thread on tg today Without even changing his sentence
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRhZHI_Xb8g
COME FARE SPACEMEN THE CLANS CONVENE
really tho bestmin geefurn is here
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Can disposals get a look at, it acts up some around corners and long piping.
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>>43961366
Could it be due to low pressure in the pipes?
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>>43961840
Disposal pipes have internal pressure?
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>>43961366
elaborate
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hi
we need space cash sprites
if you haven't noticed the current ones were always intended to be cosmetic and don't really work well now that we have stacks since i've been using the placeholder 1c icon for stacks instead of an actual icon

if you make spacecash icons, nernums wants incorporation of the Ð symbol, since it's a good money symbol and already exists on some ads on the monitors.

Ideally I'd need singular bills and then stacks or wads of cash, though i'm not particularly sure how the stacks are going to act together as for icons, a generic "wad of money" icon will probably work for now.
Right now exists the following denominations: 1, 10, 20, 50, 100, 200, 500, 1000, but having a 5Ð bill would be nice too if possible
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quick commit to fix some outstanding issues I found trying to mass produce beer yesterday
>downsized retardedly oversized .38 speedloaders by 50%
>fixed the grinder that mezzo apparently broke 10 months ago by adding a check to see if something wasn't a grindable above the end of the proc stopping people from filling the machine with a plant bag or possibly using sheets or dried stuff on it
>grinders can now use mugs as containers I hope
>grinding/juicing time reduced from 60/50 deciseconds to 10 deciseconds
>grinder no longer forces the user to interact with it when its done grinding regardless if the user is away from it, dead, incapped, whatever, instead updates dialouge or leaves you alone if you closed the window
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>People still get upset over being killed while working on shit to the point of murderboning out of salty rage
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>>43964523
Every billes the same colour like burger money? Or all different sizes and colours like yurop money?
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>>43966243
we're spacemen in space, get creative.
it would be nice to be able to tell bills apart at a glance without having to examine them directly. The only other criteria I have is make sure it's relatively small (please no space cash sprites that take up an area of 100 pixels or more) and make sure that it looks passable
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>>43963116
While screwing around with disposals, mainly with chutes, it will kick you out of the pipes at random points especially at bends.
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>>43966828
nernums showed me how pipes find what to transfer to

the only thing I can think of that would cause this may be bent pipes with diagonal dirs, causing them to search for other pipes in an incorrect direction and then shooting you out
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>>43966992
also chutes are acting like trunks without anything on them and shooting you in random directions as well as not being disassmbleable
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>>43967351
chutes do that because they're an inlet device, though I think they should still fling you out hyperspeed out of the direction they're facing

chutes need to be hit with a screwdriver to turn it off prior to disassembly
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>>43963602
Is there a how2sprite page on the wiki?
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>>43970241
I made a guide a while back which covers all the basics
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>>43970546
Neat. This dildo will direct me well.
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Later tonight the corgi circus is coming to town.
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>>43970546
>spriting in DM
oh shit nigger what are you doing, at least use an editor with layers and paste in.
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>>43972929
drawing wiggly dildos to cover the most basic of basics to show people spriting isn't hard instead of overglorifying it in order to intimidate people
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>>43973024
glory to the dong.
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48 days.
69 revisions.
Two-three hours of work.
And now the changelog has finally been updated.
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>>43974103
huzzah
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>>43970643
Corgi circus in full effect.
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>>43975478
Scratch that, the Dogtona 500!
DOGTONAAAAAAAA!
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