hell tg/ this is the Engineerium don't mind that tingling sensation the Geller field has gone down tempora-
>>43900816
..But I'm made out of organic living tissue and thus i am allergic to the warp so now i am scared
This thing showed up in my cabin.
I think it is an angel...
The Geller field? Thank the Emperor! As long as the GELLAR field hasn't gone down we'll all be okay.
>>43900816
>>43901294
Yeah, but now the hull is crawling with these things
Inb4 that amazing performance artist.
>>43901843
Sagazan, that's his name. I'd love to go to one of his exhibitions.
>>43900816
Not the Geller Field! Quick, get it back online before-
Oh no. She's already here.
Just saw this out of my window.
He comes.
>>43900816
Um guys. I just went to the lavatory and well, this is what it looks like now.
on the plus side, at least I don't feel the need to use it now.
I think you might be onto something.
Oh my, what's going on here?~
>>43902634
Quick Slaanesh, get out of here! GW is going to kill you out of the story!
>>43902668
Kill me out of the story, you say?~
Oh my, that sounds orgasmic~
>>43902720
Everything sounds "orgasmic" to you. Fucking hell.
>>43902183
Right, ah, I suppose this would be the appropriate time to consign ourselves to the good Emperor's graces.
>>43900816
Is this an ERP thread?
>>43902787
>Fucking hell
I most certainly am~
>>43902787
there's only one thing for it lads. We must go down with the ship.
It's been a pleasure serving with you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SoU4qzZlcw
Shit, I'm in the wrong chaotic hellhole.
>>43900987
i also am made out of living tissue
>>43903049
well was made out of living tissue anyway.
>>43902949
Want to come inside my chaotic hellhole?~
>>43900987
>>43903049
Condition: Red
Initial Observation: Geller Field has failed
Secondary Observation: Filthy meatbags appear to feel high levels of stress and are sweating profusely. Conclusion: They appear to be feeling the human emotion categorized as "Fear." also known as "Terror."
Summary Observation: While able to affect organic living tissue, the area known as the "warp" does not seem to affect inorganic materials.
Conclusion: While this does affect the shipmates and filthy meatbags, it does provide an excellent oppourtunity to use filthy meatbags as study subjects. Personal Condition: Happy!
>>43903191
>the area known as the "warp" does not seem to affect inorganic materials.
Actually, the Warp melts everything. Everything. It's how Chaos Marines get so spiky.
>>43903191
im pretty sure metal things are just as allergic to the wrap as organic beings
>>43903259
dont expect to come out of this with your mechandrites intact
>>43902922
>>43903049
It's been an honour, lads. Emperor bless you all.
>>43903239
>>43903259
Personal Conditon: Oh Bugger
Observation: It would appear that filthy meatbags are correct.
Secondary Observation: This will not provide satisfactory oppourtunities to use filthy meatbags as study subjects
Conclusion: At least I have my techpriest porn collection to keep me happy.
>>43903331
Sir, if I may just say so? I've always wanted to say this and never got the courage to...and now that we're dying, I might as well confess...I've always fucking hated you, you self-righteous, arrogant, spiteful, cowardly prick. I hope I live long enough to see them rip off your dick and eat it.
>>43903358
Oh, you'll live long enough.
Whether or not you'll be sane enough to do anything more than grunt in psychotic satisfaction remains to be seen.
>>43903124
that is both terrifying and arousing. But there is no way I am touching that.
anything ridden that hard, that much, by that many entities, is not something to play with.
>>43902183
What movie is this?
![Eem0daZ[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Rks04nG.jpg "Eem0daZ[1].jpg")
>>43903191
Are you saying there's no organic bits in you? Wouldn't that make you an Abominable Intelligence?
>>43904400
[zalgo]HELP ME CAPTAIN OH GOD EMPEROR SAVE ME[/zalgo]
http://timecube.com/
>>43904206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UPUhn9hpTU&index=14&list=LLbduFReVga4tlCpWiZnMg4g
>>43902634
Glad i no longer HAVE a soul to be eternally tormented. That walk on dusk had some good things too, in the end...
>>43904502
>mfw that
>>43903124
You misspelled cum, mastress.
>>43904400
The intelligence is of natural origin but currently housed in an artificial sanctified construct.
The transition was done with great solemnity over the course of centuries.
The human soul survive.
All praise the Machine-God.
Guys? Is it normal for the galley doors to bleed profusely and scream in agony after attempting to open them?
>>43907652
Depends.
What day is it?
This is quartermaster speaking, i feel weeeeeird.
Is the crew supposed to crawl on the ceiling. Backwards. While themselves inside out. While i am outside in the warp.
>>43902829
Slaanesh just entered it, what do you think?
A guy in a bathrobe carrying a towel just walked past. He had a funny looking space marine with him whom I spoke with for three seconds and now I'm all depressed.
>>43900816
Praise the Dark Gods!
Quickly! We must go down to the engineering sector and repa... That is not engineering level.
