“Yeah,” you say cautiously, eyeballing the skimpy clothes she picked out for Willie. You can't imagine Little Miss Band-Aids and Braid wearing *anything* like that and not melting into a puddle of embarrassment on the spot. “How about... no.”
Shimakaze pouts at you. “Maybe later? She could be *ever* so fast-”
“Just-” you close your eyes and point at the water. “JUST GET INTO THE GODDAMN WATER BEFORE I KILL MYSELF, BOTH OF YOU!” You point for emphasis. Yuudachi pois with disappointment when Shimakaze sets the clothes down gently on the ground - she really did pick them out, it seems.
You unmute your headphone as they head out to join the main group - it seems that Sammy's been wrapped in chains attached to Hamp and Sendai's kedge anchors. She's still making pretty fair progress anyways, swinging at the end of her anchor chains as she puts her rudder hard over, biting the air as Shimakaze breezes past. “Okay, go ahead and resume practice, I guess - and Hamp?”
“Hmmmmmmm?” he says, leaning over a bit to check out Shimakaze's ass - firm, round and easily visible as the sea breeze lifts her miniscule skirt. “Could you cover Shimakaze up with your coat?”
“Aw, Willie's a good girl,” Hamp says smoothly between sips of coffee. “She'll stay on the straight and narrow, no worries.”
“I was more worried about Sammy.”
He glances at Sammy, who's face is turning beet red, coal-black smoke pouring from her stacks as the links of the anchor chains begin to elongate and stretch under her full and absolute power. “Hmm. Okay. Here I go to coat the ship.”
FIRST POST
>>43883309
>>43883309
How do manage that so consistently?
>>43883304
What goes good on toast?
>>43883309
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-I think you all get the point by now.
“Coat me with what?” Shimakaze demands, having just found the frequency. “That doesn't work very well, because I'm not actually in the water as a shipgirl. I've already tried grease, soap, and baby oil to no effect.”
“HAMP, HURRY,” you say as one of the anchor chains snaps.
“Right right,” he says quickly, sweeping off his old-fashioned peacoat and throwing it over Shimakaze's shoulders. “There we go.”
“Admiral Settle? What is this for?”
“A handicap,” you say quickly. “So the other destroyers can train with you operating closer to normal destroyer speed, for consistency reasons.”
“Oh, I see~” Shimakaze says, with a hint of complete self-assurance that sends a visible tremor of hatred through Sammy. She bites the last anchor chain in half, but with Shimakaze's... everything no longer on display - and you watching from the shore - her rage seems chainable.
Just barely - but chainable.
“Okay, girls,” you say, sweeping your glass over the bay. “Now, lets... uh.” Yuudachi is staring slack-jawed along with the rest of the destroyers. You see Sendai close her eyes slowly, then open them again, before wiping her brow with the palm of her hand. “The hell are you doing?”
“R-ranging,” Sendai says absently. “T-taking a rangefinding finder - finding.”
You pan the glass to follow their gazes and -
“-Hamp, what the fuck?”
He glances back at you, his coffee in hand again. “What?”
“Why are you wearing that!?”
>>43883341
No bully Elle-chan
>>43883331
He's with the Cabal, and they have power
If NP anon is still around, I am curious what serving in the medical corp is like for your average GPs or specialists.
Thought about serving at the VA oncology clinic but it is still a bit off for me right now.
>>43883341
Vegemite.
He looks down at the thin cotton tanktop; the sea breeze and ocean spray plastering it to his body to reveal his muscular definition in relief - and there's plenty to reveal. “It's summer, Mac, it'd be hot as hell to wear a coat over a shirt!”
You make some abortive motions with your lips as words completely and utterly fail you.
“I thought you had a three-inch belt,” Sendai manages at last.
“Oh, yeah, they still haven't patched all the holes in it from that last scrap,” Hamp says, nonchalantly lifting his shirt to reveal his midriff.
“That... is three inches?” Sendai breathes.
“Yeah, but it's INCLINED,” Hamp says, tracing the curve of his six-pack with one fingertip. One of the Japanese destroyer girls simply keels over on the spot with a quiet splash.
“You're still a skinny treaty cruiser,” you grump.
Yuudachi twists around to give you a knowing catlike smile over her shoulder. “Yaoi, pooooi?” Sendai giggles, giving you a rather smug, if blushy look.
“It's not gay if it's underway, ladies.”
The giggles die with a wet, helpless gurgle.
Hamp raises his coffee at you and nods in confirmation. “True story,” he says.
>>43883331
He sits there and hammers refresh till it pops up like the nbo lyfe intel fagh e is.
Fuck yuou IDK where my fukcing rum is fon't fucking ask,.
>>43883353
If he's wearing a back-to-back world war champs shirt...
Before we hit Image cap again. Here is the pic. fap fic later.
Sendai stands frozen for three long heartbeats, her eyes wide with astonishment. Then she lowers her face quickly as it blossoms crimson, and - you dial up the magnification a bit, unable to believe that yes yes she is actually kicking the water with the toe of her shoe, that is a thing that's happening. “The modern age is... is quite something...” The wringing interplay of her hands tells you she is Thinking About It as you speak.
And Hamp isn't helping much, either. “Modern? C'mon doll, I had two ensigns go at it behind my boiler on my shakedown cruise.”
Sendai's face is burning so brightly that she turns her back to hide it, looking like she wants to vanish into the water.
“Hell, that's nothing, Arizona-”
You swing the glasses around sharply. “ARIZONA WHAT.”
“Ah, eh, heh, I, shouldn't say that over open comms,” he says nervously. You sigh as a little light on his shoulder begins flashing at you.
You sigh. “Hamp, they still teach celestial nav but I can't decipher morse on the fly.”
“Oh, it's not that hard,” he says, his voice bright and brittle.
You sigh, and play along, counting the flashes.
“QUX?” you snap back Hamp's increasingly jittery grin. “The fuck does that-”
>>43883391
cannot unfucking see
>>43883376
>“It's not gay if it's underway, ladies.”
>The giggles die with a wet, helpless gurgle.
Oh lawd.
>>43883391
>Iowa futa-dicking Willie
of all the things I expected to see, this was not one of them
>>43883403
>>43883410
I did NOT request that pic. It just happened from a drunken drawfag.
>>43883391
What fell power compelled you to bring this to our attention?
The glasses are lowered from your eyes by a force of nature, a fell and terrible strength that overpowers your resistance like a gale sweeping over a longboat. You turn to find yourself eye-to-eye with Arizona - who's in her outfit, for some reason. She holds your gaze for one long, terrifying moment, and then turns it out over the bay.
“... HEY!” Hamp says brightly, flinging a hand upward in overly casual greeting.
Arizona holds his gaze for a moment longer, dark promise in her expression - and then HURLS her armload of long rebar against the concrete, the six-foot lengths clanging and thrumming with vibration long after impact as she storms away towards the base proper.
“... well,” you hear a familiar voice say behind you. Turning, you find Hornet watching Arizona's retreat with a frown. “Admiral...” she sighs, and shakes her head. “No. It's not your problem, whatever happened between you.”
You mute your headphones hastily. “How can you be so sure?” you ask. “And why are you carrying that?”
She hefts her own armload of rebar. “Just putting markers up in the shallows for training the PT boats. Going to paint them orange after.”
You glance both ways, checking for possible escape routes-
“Indian paintbrush joke.”
“*Dammit.*”
>Coat me with what?
god dammit speedbutt
>>43883391
JESUS CHRIST ON A PADDLE BOAT
>>43883391
Cut that shit out.
>>43883391
I'm pretty sure I recognize that art style. Limebreaker?
Aaand with my spectacular return to form, I'm going to start a bit of an imagedump of that Beautiful Lady of the Sea, that Grey Gal of the Deep, Miss Magic herself...
The USS Midway, CV-41!
Hornet smiles - a slight one, but it's still a welcome change of expression for her. “I can't even manifest my Outfit right now due to damage, and the others don't want to consume the fuel - I'll have to wade.” “Akagi and Kaga brushed it off on me immediately, of course.” She tugs at her (rather short) skirt to demonstrate why.
“What about Zuikaku?”
“She's not talking to Ryujo.”
“.... so?”
“It's an active thing,” Hornet explains. “She's sitting in the room, right next to her, actively not talking to her.”
“... well, then.”
“I know, right?” She smiles again, kindling a warm fuzzy happiness in your breast. You hadn't realized she'd look so cute when she smiles. “As for Arizona, she's... she's like-” Hornet stops herself. “Arizona's too self-contained - or I worry so, anyway.” She shakes her head, eyes downcast. “If she doesn't find a way to express herself soon, I'm afraid she'll-” she stops mid-sentence, staring out over the water. “Who's in the t-shirt?”
“I ought to be selling tickets,” you bitch as you hand over the glasses. She presses them to her eyes and freezes solid for five minutes and fifteen seconds, as measured by your wristwatch. Her slender arms are atremble whens he lowers the binoculars. You double-check that the mute switch on your headphones is engaged again. She turns to you, mouth quavering, eyes glistening.
“He's a god-damned treaty cruiser,” you groan. “He's not THAT-”
“COAT,” Hornet wheezes.
>>43883462
You recognize that bulge?
>>43883391
>43883391
>Futa/
I knew yuo weref ucking queer.
>>43883391
Oh my...
>>43883437
I don't think I got the joke.
Can a good anon explain it to me?
>>43883446
>>43883452
>>43883462
Yes it is Lime's work. I ASKED for a clean non H pic, but he did this instead.
>>43883437
Morse gale warning inquiry. Nice.
>>43883477
The face and blush, actually.
So I don't know what's going on but are we actually going to fuck any of these sluts or.. are they just eye candy?
“Awhat,” you reply intelligently.
“His... coat... on...”
Oh.
Oh *fuck.*
Hornet reaches down and picks up two pieces of rebar, her chest hitching dangerously as she begins weaving them together. “... coat...”
“Listen, I asked-”
“Summer,” Hornet says, clearly not hearing you anymore. “Hot. Doesn't need that at all.”
“Hornet!” you snap, trying to get through. “Hornet, what the hell-”
“DREAMCATCHER,” she says, tone brittle. “Just... you know... like knitting...” the rebar is bending like butter in her small brown hands as she twists two long lengths together - it doesn't look anything like a dreamcatcher, especially when she just takes it in both fists and twists them in opposite directions, joining the pieces as one. “D-don't oppress my c-culture, A-admiral-”
[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
[ ]HeyHornetgladyou'reheregotsomuchtoaskyouaboutliketheIwoJimaassaultishappeningtodaywouldyouliketowatchintheCICfarawayfromhere?
[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883462
>I'm pretty sure I recognize that art style. Limebreaker?
It's in the filename.
>>43883462
Filename checks out
>>43883474
Hornet a cute and helpful
>>43883479
You do realize that it would probably have been more canonical if he'd put you in place of Willie, right?
>>43883503
>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503
>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
MAXIMUM TROLL!
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
IT BEGINS
>>43883391
GOD DAMN IT FLUFF! Took me a bit longer than expected to find the thread.
>>43883391
My real beef with that pic is that it fucking sucks.
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
BUTTON PRESSED
>>43883503
>[x] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503
>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
[x] Let her kidnap the cruiser. We got Arizona to bodyguard us now.
>>43883503
>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
Now, I'm not saying encourage the Yandere.
but it IS the best dere.
>>43883503
>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
Let's go for ALL of the facepalms this thread!
>>43883391
...I've seen underway refueling, I've seen rule 34, and I've seen Iku's "collection."
That is no refueling tube I've ever heard of. It might be an abyssal. We should probably attack it.
Hey Hate, you wanna capture this one?
>>43883503
[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883503
>[X] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
The fun never ends.
Don't be jealous Hornet-chan, you'll definitely win the Hamp-bowl!
>>43883503
[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
SUFFERING WHEN
>>43883503
>[X] RUN HAMP! SAVE YOURSELF!
>>43883487
Ha, I was wondering what that meant
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>Trust me Hornet, if you saw what Shimakaze was wearing you would want Hamp to cover it up too.
Ahaha, new art
>>43883503
>[ ]HeyHornetgladyou'reheregotsomuchtoaskyouaboutliketheIwoJimaassaultishappeningtodaywouldyouliketowatchintheCICfarawayfromhere?
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883503
>[X] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
Mixed with
>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
Oh God, Hornet, you make this ENTIRELY too easy and/or cute.
>>43883503
>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
I get the feeling Shoukaku wouldn't be affected by the Hamp show.... NOW the Settle show....
>>43883503
>“D-don't oppress my c-culture, A-admiral-”
>>43883503
>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503
>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503
>"well if you can convince Shimakaze to wear more clothes, we won't let Hamp give his coat."
>>43883503
>[ ]HeyHornetgladyou'reheregotsomuchtoaskyouaboutliketheIwoJimaassaultishappeningtodaywouldyouliketowatchintheCICfarawayfromhere?
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
Hamp and Hornet sitting in a tree
KEI AYE ESS ESS AYE ENN GEEE
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883564
>>43883548
>>43883534
That pic is the result of Lime being as drunk as Hate is by now.
>>43883503
First, explain what actually happened to hornet. At the same time, signal 'run away' to Hamp using the light on your phone and the morse app that you must have somewhere.
>>43883503
>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
Hamp was a mistake.
>>43883503
>[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503
>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883503
>Explain the situation with Shimikaze's state of undress like a normal person who hasn't found themselves suddenly in a fucking romantic comedy
>>43883613
Hey Fluff you gonna post that pastebin link?
>>43883622
[X] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883464
The sheer power used to raise and lower elevators, even way back in 1945, can get a plane from the hangar deck up to the flight deck in 10 seconds.
>>43883398
SO MOE
>>43883503
[x] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
Just so you guys know, pixelfag produced that in like an hour, on request. Dropped everything he was doing and cranked out that in an hour, maybe 1.5 hours. Fucker's GOOD.
>>43883464
BEST CV
>>43883503
] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
I feel that I may end up regretting this but eh, fuck it. When I'm not fixing them. I throughly enjoying fucking with the Navy boys.
>>43883642
Dat elevator tho
>>43883656
damn son.
>>43883656
Based pixelfag is based.
>>43883656
Thank you based pixelfag
>>43883656
He produced that in an hour?
Damn he's good.
>>43883642
Even in this modern day and age, enlisted berthing spaces are still...
Shit.
>>43883503
>[x]HeyHornetgladyou'reheregotsomuchtoaskyouaboutliketheIwoJimaassaultishappeningtodaywouldyouliketowatchintheCICfarawayfromhere?
>>43883656
Sweet.
>>43883636
Yes, when planefag is done.
>>43883656
Whoa? really? Damn pixalfag, you are awesome!
>>43883656
Sasuga Pixel.
>>43883503
>And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883518
yuop wanna fucjign watch a fucking brokeassm arine take it up theqss from a chik? Your gucking queer too fag.
>>43883656
That fucker has talent, I wish I was that skilled with my "healing" stick.
>>43883656
BASED
>>43883503
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883376
>“It's not gay if it's underway, ladies.”
US Navy, ladies and gentlemen, they'll be here all war
>>43883656
>>43883697
Celery.
>>43883503
>[x] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
haha you don't even have your outfit, enjoy sitting here on the shore watching the bathtub toys twerk in yo man's face
What' the deal with Arizona and "QUX" anyway? I that ome naval abbreviation?
>>43883716
Who is this cute girl and why does she have crazy eyes.
Why do I feel like Hornets going to be the one towing Hamp away this time.
Shes a knot faster and 19,000 tons heavier, Hamp literally cannot escape.
>>43883479
It's not nearly as gay if it's futa on female.
>>43883725
QUX is shorthand code for a storm warning.
>>43883700
Also, you! If you haven't seen this yet, you need to see this. Background screencap someone else will have to find; he put a sign on his door that declared people appearing on his doorstep at 2AM hoping for a sober-me-up IV would have to pay with anal sex.
HE FOLLOWED THROUGH.
>>43883503
[X] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
Well, Arizona is still in a black rage. At least Hornet is on Settle's side still.
>>43883503
>[x]HeyHornetgladyou'reheregotsomuchtoaskyouaboutliketheIwoJimaassaultishappeningtodaywouldyouliketowatchintheCICfarawayfromhere?
>>43883656
Praise pixelfag
>>43883683
LOL HAY AEROSEXUAL, WHUT'S DIS?
The Midway houses several WW2-era firghters and bombers in the hangar bay, and several dozen more modern aircraft up on the flight deck.
>>43883741
Thank ye!
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883725
During one voyage from the east to west coast, her crew hid a whore on board.
>>43883503
>[ ] And what cultural event am I about to witness here; groom kidnapping!?
>>43883656
That's pretty awesome.
>>43883741
>pic
"ARMA newbie takes JTAC slot"
never do that
never take jtac slot no matter what, especially during the Euros timezone
they don't need jtacs, they just need someone to direct the mayhem
>mfw reading through the archive
I really fucking hope we don't have a domino effect abyssal rebellion on our hands.
>>43883700
Nurse anon, please see
>>43883367
>>43883656
Very impressive on his part.
>>43883754
DID THEY HAVE A BEARCAT
>>43883748
Ahhhhhhhh!!!! Diabetes!
>>43883754
>Marine Corsair
>Dat dummy muhreen has the I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK face
Kek
>>43883743
Hurray! I was waiting for this. I'm such a fucking kid when it comes to getting acknowledged, and given presents. And this was indeed a present! Stories of this circulated through the medical community for a while.
>>43883776
Don't worry; tantrum spirals can be easily contained by flooding parts of the base with magma.
>Zuikaku doesn't get along with Kaga
>Or Hornet
>Or Akagi
>Or Ryujo
I wonder what her deal is
>>43883503
>[ ]HeyHornetgladyou'reheregotsomuchtoaskyouaboutliketheIwoJimaassaultishappeningtodaywouldyouliketowatchintheCICfarawayfromhere?
>>43883754
A size comparison between the USS Langley and the new Ford-Class.
You can really see how much both naval engineering as well as flight technology has changed.
>>43883823
MEGA Tsundere
>>43883819
What if Abyssals can survive extreme heat and pressure?
I mean, they do live at the bottom of the ocean and probably hang around thermal vents and shit.
>>43883831
DAT STERN.
>>43883503
As a white it's basically our duty to oppress her culture.
>>43883804
>Hurray! I was waiting for this. I'm such a fucking kid when it comes to getting acknowledged, and given presents. And this was indeed a present! Stories of this circulated through the medical community for a while.
AHAHAHAHAH YAEH. I'll find the other part of the screencap if I can. Anyone else have it?
>>43883823
First three is due to them having bigger tits and washboard is due to Turkey having bigger tits.
>>43883804
Not the civilian one, I'll say.
Mind, the civilian medical community has fucking horror stories, though.
And, you know, rumours of "Yeah, if that guy is on rotation? Don't schedule your patients for the OR."
>>43883727
Akashi the repair ship
>>43883831
>Hey there hon, how's your qualification cruise going?
>THESEFUCKINGSCIENCENERDSCANTGETMYCATAPULTRIGHTHOLYSHI--I mean, hi grandma.
Posting best girl.
>>43883831
>tfw Lexington is almost as big as Ford
>>43883861
dem thighhighs, Ooyodo/Akashi a best.
>>43883831
In Ye Old Dayes of Yore, people had to watch these things called "VHS".
>>43883869
STACKED when, Planefag?
>>43883863
literally who?
>>43883863
Poor ol' Rhodesia.
>>43883766
Whoa, how'd they hide her?
>>43883869
They're size limited to what can go through the Panama Canal.
>>43883887
Ah, a classic. Dampened by all the tripfags in this cap, but still, a classic.
>>43883902
very carefully.
>>43883879
I remember those days.
I very dimly recall the Betamax, too.
>>43883716
>Flags on both shoulders
>Rising Sun flag on left shoulder
>US flag worn stripes-forward
TRIGGERED.
>>43883902
Anyone aware of her was silenced with, uh, "favors."
>>43883391
I thought we couldn't Rule 34 and spoiler
let alone at the same time
>>43883896
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM_0hRTSiA
>>43883902
they diguised her as a crew member (cut her hair, gave her proper clothes, etc)
She was turning tricks down in the engine room for a few dollars a pop.
>>43883879
A size comparison to Midway's anchor chain and my boot, size 11.
It'd take two people minimum to lift one bit.
>>43883902
Originally she hung out in the #3 turret, with people letting her know when to go hide behind the ammunition.
Then she moved to the lower engineering spaces because Burke was a tightwad about his rounds around the ship
>>43883902
They told the captain his wife was on board.
>>43883367
Sorry I missed you, was blitzing to keep up with story posts. It's not SUPER different from the civilian sector, it's just your clientel that are different. For all the bitching I will do about my patients, soldiers and they're families (excluding GO families) are usually fairly easy to get along with and treat. Keep in mind that I'm in the Nurse Corp and not the Medical Corp, there is a difference there. Also, as much as I love the VA boys, I'd advise commisoning and trying NOT to get a VA posting, cause you can get a lot of flack you don't deserve.
>>43883879
Whoa, I think I still have one of those in storage. I wonder if it still works.
>>43883804
Bless you army murses and docs for being crazy.
Where do we even find these people.
I AM CALLING THE THREAD FOR THE NIGHT BECAUSE I AM SUPER TIRED AND IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GET BACK TO A SEMI-REGULAR SLEEP SCHEDULE. Especially so I can do a proper run come Wednesday.
WE HAVE SEVERAL WRITEUPS IN THE QUEUE; SOMETHING NEW FROM CRIX, SOMETHING NEW FROM NAKA-CHAN (AND NAKA, TOO) AND FLUFF'S STUFF BESIDES!
WE WILL POST LINKED STUFF FIRST, AND THEN I WILL POST THE CONTENT, TO MAKE SURE LINKS DON'T GET BURIED. IF YOU WILL KINDLY LEAD US OFF, FLUFF?
>>43883961
Same place as any doctor and nurse. Medical Schools and Universities.
>>43883981
It's okay PF. Take a nap and destress and stuff.
>>43883956
Thanks good NP anon. What about the flack in VA? Everyone hates going there because of the lack of funding? Or politicking amongst the staff?
>>43883981
>LEAD US OFF, FLUFF?
I DON'T KNOW IF I'M READY
>>43883981
Hey, hey, I', still here yo!
A fourth bit of Memories of Higgins for y'all!
http://pastebin.com/mpysSyUN
As always, most of my writeups are here:
http://pastebin.com/u/lurkcouldwurk
>>43883981
Sleep well Boss!
>>43883981
Well, I figured you'd wait at least 15 more minutes.
A good run, nonetheless. Good night, then.
Now get the fuck to sleep, Deme.
>>43884004
You're not. You're really not.
Hell, I'm not ready. God have mercy on us all.
>>43883981
You...
>>43883860
Guess I should have specified it was the MilMed community, apologies. Haha, do hear experience in that post Bentus? And yes, there are those rumors in the MilMed community as well.
>>43883947
Captive audience on board a ship, she could have sucked 'em dry. *pun intended*
>>43883981
dyslexic lewds
>>43883981
Nap, get better. This is some good shit, pf!
>>43883981
Goodnight, sweet prince.
>>43883981
OH GOD
MY BODY IS NOT READY
>>43883981
Awesome run, Deme, welcome back.
-----
Hey guys, I've finished another part of my Kaga story. Thanks in advance for reading!
http://pastebin.com/w352PHnB
Fluff time?
>>43883981
>IF YOU WILL KINDLY LEAD US OFF, FLUFF?
>>43883956
How is serving on hospital ships anon?
>>43884042
Awesome
Predreads when.
>>43883949
A portion of the enlisted mess line. Chipped Beef, also known as "SOS" or "Shit on a Shingle".
For some godforsaken reason, it's one of the most popularly requested meal items amongst navy vets.
>>43883981
Here have a bedtime story Fap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk9Akeby12s
https://books.google.com/books?id=6K5kAgAAQBAJ&lpg=PT116&dq=Admiral%20Arleigh%20(31-knot)%20Burke%3B%3A%20The%20story%20of%20a%20fighting%20sailor%2C&pg=PT47#v=onepage&q&f=false
For those of you with a desire to know more about Arizona's shipslut
>>43884042
Ooh!
Its been ready for a couple weeks, so here ya guys go.
AWOL chapter 2:
http://pastebin.com/UhnEeqp5
Chapter 1 and all future chapters:
http://pastebin.com/u/renaissancefag
>>43884003
It's mostly politicking, and they see a larger civilian(mainly descendants of retirees) population than you would on an actual post.
>>43883981
Hey, guess what, more CANADA BOTES! Now with character images!
>>43883915
We had one of those when I was a kid. The tapes top-loaded, and the remote had a cord.
Shit, I think I might even still have one of the tapes around here, somewhere.
>>43883981
Alrighty then! Night planefag!
and well I promised, and now I deliver!
http://pastebin.com/nv3pm6Qi
>[ ] SOME-ONE'S GOT A CRUU~UUUSH
>>43883981
g'night
>>43884084
HAHA, YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED DESS
RENE DESSCARTES SAYS
GIVE HIM THE DESS
EXTRACUTER CLASS STAR DESSTROYER
ARMED AND FULLY OPERATIONAL DESS STAR
5.25 INCH FLOPPY DESSKETTE DRIVE
PERSONAL DESSTOP COMPUTER
SALT WATER DESSALINATION PLANT
ROMANTIC PREDESSTINATION
MORALLY DESSTITUTE
SKIMPY DESSING GOWN
DO YOUR GODDAMNDESS
INCANDESSENT LIGHTNING
RUTHLESS DESSPOT
THOUSAND ISLAND SALAD DESSING
GIVE THEM THEIR JUST DESSERTS
HEAT DESS OF THE UNIVERSE
WE'RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER DESS
>>43884079
Nice one!
Good work on shitscribbler too.
Dat Kraft tho.
>>43884086
>>43884079
http://pastebin.com/QaenxAcs
Helps if I post the pastebin link now doesn't it.
Also, don't open the picture until you read.
Totally serious, spoilers are real.
>>43884084
You should regret everything, just as i do after the first proper paragraph.
>>43883981
Thanks for the thread, get some sleep!
>>43884020
Only the indirect experience of family. My brother in particular.
Living near/in a metropolis with a major medical schooling apparatus spread over several hospitals means that you'll see all sorts of things.
Including diseases and bacteria that barely even exist outside of a certain hospital.
>>43884063
It looks Ok. Why is it so bad?
>>43884084
LEWD US OFF THEN FLUFF
>>43884046
I wouldn't know. I keep my boots on nice solid ground. Only time I've been on a hospital ship, the Mercy specifically I was just on the helicopter to make sure the injured guy didn't die during the flight, I then passed him off to the other more experieneced (at the time) and then bugged the FUCK out back to dry land.
Any more of Deutschland?
>>43884077
So really a normal clinic with more politics behind it. Lovely.
Good to know.
>>43884063
>For some godforsaken reason, it's one of the most popularly requested meal items amongst navy vets.
... dude, I've loved that shit since I was young. Have it every time on my birthday. It's MEAT with GRAVY on TOAST. It's like everything I love in one spot; if they could add scrambled eggs to it somehow it'd be perfect.
>>43884084
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I scream in fear, for this shit is mind destroying!
>>43884084
>http://pastebin.com/nv3pm6Qi
JESUS CHRIST, FLUFF WHY?!
>>43884063
The Throttle Board, in one of the Four Spaces of Hell, known as Engine Rooms.
Midway has four engines, one for each (hurr) shaft.
>>43884117
I need some Canadian music to go with it in the background.
Any recommendations my good orca anon?
Reminder that Pixelfag is literally the only good drawfag here.
>>43884084
>>43884084
I'm sorry, I can't. Not right now, not while I'm this sober. This is just too stilted. Later, when I'm sleep-deprived and/or drunk and hating myself.
>>43884143
It doesn't look ok
>>43884158
That bad?
>>43884163
Basically. I wish I had the picture of my commander from about three years back, it is the blankest of blank "Are you shitting me" faces, and I still can't replicate it to this day.
>>43884185
[THROTTLING INTENSIFIES]
Well, I think that's it for pastebins, so here's Naka-chan!
-----
"Jintsuu, I'm so--"
Her hand slaps the apology right out of your mouth.
"No," she states coldly--a capital-letter Fact. "No, you're not sorry. You've NEVER been sorry. You don't care."
That--that more than anything--tears through you, your heart pounding as the ice and grief in your veins vanishes in molten rage.
Before you've even strung the thought together, you feel the sting of her face against your fingers run up your hand. She reels, then comes in, but you're already hitting her again, HARD, the slap echoing off your now-spartan quarters.
"I'M DOING THIS," you hear someone--you--roar, "FOR YOU!"
Jintsuu's fingers curl into a fist, but not before yours do, connecting soundly with her jaw, your hip--subluxated on one of the upteen falls Sendai dropped you with--clicking painfully in its socket as you turn and put your whole, shitty little body into it. She folds around you like a fucking chair...
...Until her knee comes back up and drives into your gut, new searing agony tearing across your middle, still (still, always still) not fully healed from being blown in half. You wheeze, and her elbows come down on the top of your head, snapping you down to the ground chin-first. Anger--RAGE--clouds your vision now, and your hands lash out blindly, snaring her ankles and yanking upright sharply, aching strain running up your spine at your audacity, but Jintsuu goes DOWN.
Your knee crashlands on her fucking tit with all your weight behind it, drawing a yelp of pain as your vision clouds again, this time with tears. "I don't care? I DON'T CARE?"
>>43884187
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByKu8BwT5K4
That should get you started.
>>43884181
Because planefag requested it of me. It is by his order I made it.
>>43884084
HAHA
ENGAGEMENT STATUS: DESS
SPEAK NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR DESS
BEATING A DESS HORSE
PORN KILLED THE LASERDESS
CREAM FILLED HOSTDESS TWINKIE
NOT ONLY DOES GOD PLAY DESS, THE DESS ARE LOADED
WHO LET THE DESS OUT
FOUR DIMENSIONAL DESSERACT
UNLICENSED HAIRDESSER
CAN'T TOUCH DESS
DESS STAR TRENCH RUN
TEAM FORTDESS 2
CASUAL SUMMER SUNDESS
INCOME DESSPARITY
GUILTY OF NEGLIGENT DESSCHARGE
X-COM: TERROR FROM THE DESS
TESTIMONY DELIVERED UNDER SIGNIFICANT DESS
APERTURE SCIENCE DESS CHAMBER
>>43884084
Not quite as bad as I was expecting... but the last part definitely was funny.
>>43884220
Well, it's done. Please don't do it again.
So much Dess, why?
>>43884143
>>43884166
You guys obviously haven't had Navy Version(tm) SOS.
>>43884185
Continuing my tour...
A view down the flight deck.
>>43884212
Gritting her teeth, her nails digging into your arms as she tries to push you off, Jintsuu spits back bitterly. "'Sorry, sorry, sorry, Jintsuu! So sorry!'" She grabs on and rolls as hard as she can, forcing you to slip off to one side as she comes back up, pieces of glass crunching under her knee as she chops the flat of her hand into the back of yours, bringing you down as you try to catch yourself. Her fist--the BACK of her fist, where the turret mount is, the horrid little bitch--smashes you across the jaw. "PROVE IT!"
You meet a glittery shard with your forehead, ignoring the now-familiar, warm wellspring of an open cut. Jintsuu falters, seeing you bleed--which just gives you another opening to shoulder into her midsection and bring her back to the fucking ground. She's fresh, but you're ANGRY. You've been driving this... worthless, shitty meat puppet into the ground for so long you barely register pain any more. It's just there. It's just fucking there. You try to stand to drop yourself on her again, only to slip on bloodied floor and stagger, catching yourself all wrong against the remainder of your wall shelves. You hear Jintsuu rising behind you, hear the crunching glass and wood, hear the clatter of the dustbin kicked out of her way as her steps march purposefully towards you, struggling to steer this sluggish meatsack around in time to meet her, realizing you're too slow, you're not going to make it in time.
You feel your fingers curl around something to your left. Object. Hefty. Weapon.
>>43884207
Some of us Canadians docs were thinking of using VA as a way to get American working permits then permanent resident status. Didn't know it was that bad.
>>43883503
ah fcukq is sheamaking aniotehr one? Have theie faggot tahekt eh damn thing aim out of spacel to hankg then
>>43884206
The injury? Yeah he was pretty bad off, IED went off under his foot, buried to deeply to kill him but not so deep as to prevent him losing a foot. As for me, I don;t handle being on ships well, bad seasickness.
>>43884188
but what about the mysterious stacked drawfag?
>>43884214
Haha. Oh wow. I can feel the maple syrup already.
>>43884220
Next time should be Settle/Shoukaku public sex.
>>43884241
You catch her with the corner of it as you manage to swing around halfway, the object sailing through the air at arm's length in a 180-degree swing. It smashes across the side of Jintsuu's head just as she reaches you, sending her stumbling backwards, clutching her face. Something in it GIVES, even as she loses her footing backpedaling blind across the floor, slipping--right where you did--and landing on her ass, head bumping the far wall. Your vision clears--just a little, just enough--and your brain chugs as it tries to recognize the fragment of the weapon in your trembling hand.
A faux-brass bar, smudged and now bloody, torn up at the ends where it was once fit snugly, on...
On...
You turn back to Jintsuu, who hasn't gotten up for more. In her lap, turning it over with shaking hands, you see the spiderweb of already-broken glass on your portrait of your sister. Of her.
"...Oh," she murmurs quietly, head bowed low.
Your anger ebbs away, the new (new) aches and pains rising to take its place. You try to cling to the last vestiges of it, like a dying man to driftwood (or a dead light cruiser to a piece of a picture frame). "You want to know how I'm doing? I haven't slept four hours in a week. I quit drinking Monday and the headache still won't stop. I haven't been able to feel my leg for two days, but I HAVE been able to feel my hands since then, because that's when I broke them. I almost got Settle killed. I have failed at everything I have ever tried. I am going to die unmarked and unmissed--but only if I'm lucky." You stagger-limp over to her as her shoulders begin to tremble, tears pattering softly against Jintsuu's portrait against the steady drip-drip-drip from a nasty cut on her cheek. Your legs conk out three-quarters there, and you fall into a painful slump, shoulder hitting the wall first, right beside her.
>>43884247
Lieutenant, are you drunk?
>>43883464
Awesome, visited it two weeks back. But it didn't actually operate in WW2.
>>43884240
>Dat crusader HUEing in the background
>>43884188
Sucks to be you guys!
>>43884272
You've been so cruel to her. You see it now--on some level you always knew, but you told yourself over and over--it had to be this way. Better to keep her away. Better to keep her at arms length. Better... to just be a friend, and not your... sister. You were just going to hurt her. And, of course, you did anyway.
And finally, after a year of trying to hide it, a year of shutting her out, a year of pushing her away... the tears come. The real ones.
"I..." Your words fail you, like you fail your words. There's so much you want to say, but you... can't. Your body won't. Your tongue is fat and your brain is dull. "...I do care," is all you manage.
Jintsuu wraps her arms around you, crying just as hard. She can't even muster that much, sobbing as she pulls you close, the two of you there in the ruins of the ruins of your room, embracing like sis--
The two of you look up as someone clears his throat from the doorway.
"So..." Harder says, sipping what looks like a pina colada in a plastic skull cup, complete with a cherry on a tiny sword. "Yuri, right?"
>>43884252
Oh I meant the ship. I was playing around with the idea of doing some humanitarian missions to Africa on the Mercy, nothing concrete yet.
>>43884290
Harder, you son of a bitch. Right at the worse/best possible time.
>>43884084
HAHA
IT'S TOO LATE, THERE IS NO DESSCAPE
DESS ISN'T A GRAVE, IT'S THE WAIFU YOU CHOSE
MY PARENTS ARE DEEEEEESS
WITDESS ME SISTERS
BURNING LOVE IS RICH IN VITAMIN DESS
VERY DESSHONOURABU
A ROLLING STONE GATHERS NO DESS
SIMPLE BEAR NEDESSITIES
Y U DO DESS
DRUNK AND DESSORDERLY CONDUCT
THE DESS SIDE OF THE MOON
AMNESIA: DARK DESSCENT
I AM BECOME DESS DESTROYER OF WORLDS
HEY Y'ALL WATCH DESS
THE INTERNAL REVENLEWD SERVICE IS CONDUCTING A PROPERTY ADESSMENT
GRANDMASTER DESS CHAMPION
OBDESSIVE COMPULSIVE DESSORDER
BROADCASTING EMERGENCY DESSDESS BEACON
>>43884290
>"Yuri, right?"
SUBTLE AS EVER, SUBMARINE!
>>43884240
For the record, yes. They really DO need to make that many cauldrons of soup.
FOR
EVERY
MEAL
>>43884290
>"So..." Harder says, sipping what looks like a pina colada in a plastic skull cup, complete with a cherry on a tiny sword. "Yuri, right?"
Now is not the time Harder! Well, maybe it is. Screw it. JUST DO IT.
>>43884290
>"So..." Harder says, sipping what looks like a pina colada in a plastic skull cup, complete with a cherry on a tiny sword. "Yuri, right?"
Ugh...boys.
>>43884290
> "Yuri, right?"
KTKM status: pending death
>>43884233
I won't.. unless he asked me to make another one. Even then that is iffy. and it's Kongo, you should know this by now.
>>43884271
..............Oh god damn it. Get out of my head anon! I don't want to write another fap fic!
>>43884271
We could get fluff to write it
>>43884290
Oh christ Naka I can't take the emotional whiplash here
>>43884188
Bamalama-drawfiend is good too yaknow.
>>43884290
Harder for the win! And the well deserved asswhooping that will be coming his way shortly...
>>43884300
I assume the Mercy is a fairly nice ship, she's a NATO Class 3 treatment facility... at least I think she's class 3. Basically full blown hospital.
>>43884290
http://pastebin.com/esnMGuJ4 And for those who want to read it in TL;DR format, here's our story so far. I'll be updating it with tonight's entry in just a moment.
Thanks all, and for the love of god someone teach Harder some tact.
>>43884314
I am afraid to ask what the food is like other than chipped beef.
>>43884336
too generic
>>43884342
She's still a cargo ship under all the white paint...
>>43884343
Impossible. Not even a full pitcher of gin can save him.
>>43884343
>Thanks all, and for the love of god someone teach Harder some tact.
YOU HAVE ONLY YOURSELF TO BLAME, HONEY
YOU'RE PLENTY WITTY, BUT SUBTLE YOU AIN'T
