Vault Tec requires another vault designed.
Our last vault had Crusaders and SJW's fighting until the vault imploded in a whisp of smoke.
All posts that end in 9 are truths about the vault.
>>43872663
The Vault is located under the Hollywood sign.
>>43872663
The Vault was built to prison NAMBLA members.
>>43872663
The vault is plastered floor to ceiling with the semi-cognizant tweets of BLM supporters.
>>43872663
The Vault steadily doses all inhabitants with LSD.
>>43872695
welp
>>43872719
We're off to a great start.
There are projectors throughout the vault that create images of deathclaws on the walls. The projectors can only be operated by the overseer.
>>43872663
the vault has been infiltrated by spear wielding tribals that worships a giant crab
>>43872719
Oh lawd. Off to a running start on the weirdness.
>>43872663
The only clothing available to the inhabitants of the vault are clown costumes.
>>43872719
Didn't they already have 2 of these?
>>43872719
This has let pretty much all the manual labor be done by robots. The vault inhabitants are one big drug test/art project.
>>43872777
dem trips
The Vault is located under the KFC distribution office in Kentucky.
>>43872777
Such lucky trips and no effect...
Vault members all wear "ant helmets" too as the idea of constant drugs is to create one big hivemind.
>>43872663
School in the vault consists of M.A.S.H. marathons and competitive hot dog eating.
New rumours are spread among dwellers every fortnight, started by subliminal messages being read while they sleep.
>>43872663
deep beneath the vault, though an elevator that only the overseer knows how to access, lies a secret lab that houses a world ending sentient virus
The entire Vault's construction was inverted- generators on the top, overseer's office on the bottom. The entrance leads to an elevator that takes you directly to the bottom.
>>43872811
Rerolling
The vault has no weapons or fighting machine.
>>43872719
The LSD is laced with deca, tren, clen, cipionate and trace amounts of growth hormone.
The vault dwellers after 1 hell filled generation have become completely immune to LSD, but it now secretes from their pores with sweat.
>>43872663
There are dozens of staircases scattered throughout the vault that lead nowhere.
All Vault Dwellers are required to crab walk everywhere.
>>43872663
the vaults inhabitants all believe they are wizards
The vault is partially filled with water and also inhabited by Dolphins.
The residents are given with unlimited art supplies
The vault dwellers didn't notice but after the first three days all the LSD was replaced with a placebo, though the hallucinations remain.
All arguments are decided by vigorous use of the Vault Thunderdome in the basement.
>>43872877
The vaults inhabitants are all wizards
All vault issued left footed shoes are too small.
The vault has a large emphasis on botany and plant keeping. Particularly, flowers and "less useful" plants as opposed to crops.
>>43872663
The Vault enforces anonymity. All people with names or tripcodes are harassed or killed.
>>43872663
the residents are all descendants of Ghengis Khan
Vault chambers randomly flood with water and drain over a period of two hours.
The only entertainment is bad anime.
There is no overseer, but instead a communal vote on vault going ons.
>>43872719
The Vault has many auto docs to replace the broken limbs from the LSD incidents. Secretly they add steroids each use to make the vault inhabitants stronger and to test their strength.
>>43872929
a scientist with no sense of right or wrong decided to use the FEV on the inhabitants in hoping to survive the continual flooding
>>43872932
Jesus, that's just cruel.
>>43872929
Not bad, anon. Not bad.
Everyone in the vault is either a butler or a maid.
>>43872663
Every weapon in the armory has been replaced with a high-impact paint gun. The magnetic lock on the armory randomizes off/on every 6 hours.
>>43872929
All vault members are equipped with rebreathers, and taught to swim from an unusuallu early age.
the walls, after 12 pm, ooze green slime for an hour
In this Vault, all MEN are trained in Hand-to-hand combat, WOMEN are trained in Gunmanship and weaponized combat.
>>43872986
Jesus christ is this the pentagon vault again?
>>43872989
Most disgusting vault confirmed
The vault has a Mr. Handy factory underneath it.
>>43872989
The slime is laced with LSD and other drugs.
Vault members are trained in the usage of spear guns and oher underwater equipment.
>>43872989
>>43872929
>>43872719
Holy fuck this place is a nightmare.
>>43873009
Confirmed: the residents of the Vault think it's a nightmare.
>>43872989
the green slime is edible and conter-acts the effects of the LSD
>>43872663
After 20 years, the Vault computers refuse to record anyone with a first name other than John or Sally. After 100 years, the Vault computers refuse to record anyone with a last name other than Smith or Jones.
>>43873009
Formal education in the vault treats 90s sitcoms as true-to-life lessons.
>>43873001
>Jesus christ is this the pentagon vault again?
No, it's just virtualoptim's new trip. Ignore it and move on.
Vault members are required to go extended periods of time with no sleep.
All of the above anons' suggestions are moot and just random ideas the developers thought of before getting slapped with a near unanimous veto.
So does anyone have links to the old threads or consolidated descriptions of the other Vaults. Might use them in an upcoming Fallout PnP I wanna run.
>>43873025
the residents are all in cryo stasis with their mind simulating a hyper-realistic nightmare scenario
>>43873009
All the vault residents believe the vault is a nighmare incarnate and are sleep deprived.
All sleep cycles are monitored and injected with dreams of slime, water and talking walls.
Only one randomly choosen Room is save from slime, water and other shenanigans
security and science staff are to treat food and oxygen as "a privelige, not a right" when dealing with normal vault dwellers.
>>43873057
>hyper-realistic
A computer virus infects the vault. It's name is Sonic.exe.
>>43872663
all men wear their dicks on their foreheads
all women have kitchen utensils for hands
All the vault-dwellers are in reality magical girls in disguise.
everyone gathers on Wednesday night for gladiatorial matches in the cafeteria
The vault enters a total lockdown state (as in the doors seal, everyone is trapped in whatever room/hall they were in) for a period of 8 to 48 hours if someone says or mouths a specific word. It can be anything from "science" to "the", and it changes daily. Not even the overseer knows what it is. Let's see how long it takes them to lose it.
>>43872663
After 180 days of the establishment of a new Overseer, the computer randomly messages 2 random dwellers every month, urging them to join "Le Resistance" and remove the "puppetmaster" from control.
Vault has robots tending to inhabitants but the robots all talk like 1980s action heroes. There's an Arnold Schwarzenegger, a Sylvester Stallone, a Chuck Norris, etc.
The robots slowly start to believe they are the action heroes in the movies.
Vault dwellers are expected to care for an animal designated to them at the age of 13. If the animal dies, so too does its caretaker.
>>43872663
Everybody shits through their eyes
Upon hitting puberty, all vault dwellers are locked in a flood-free room for thirty days with nothing but an AI program for company. Those who fall in love with the AI are allowed to marry upon leaving the locked room, those who do not fall in love with the AI are not.
>>43873137
Re-rolling for this.
the floor is made of high intensity lasers that are only put out by the water that floods the vault. they reset daily
All voultdwellers expell excrement through their eyes, due to physical reconstruction.
The overseer is actually a dog.
The vault got an impressive musical collection and most of it perfect for a good, smooth trips. 15% of all music collection it's a noise and cheesy pop music mixed with dubstep.
>>43873137
>those poor fucks that get insects
The Vault is Located under the New York Police Department.
Vault inhabitants are all free love supporting hippies over 300 pounds.
The overseer is the only one who knows that the green ooze counter acts Lsd. He also controls the amount and frequency of the oozing.
There is a giant Disco-dancehall
The only resident of the Vault is mogul !!6SUGy2JJFoI. It is their personal hell.
Everyone is the Overseer and believes that everyone else is lying.
>>43873164
Re-roll
>>43873106
itt virt abandons subtlety and makes his presence known
of course he doesn't roll 9 because even this dumbass website can tell how much of a massive faggot he is
Between the hours of 04:19:30 and 04:39:30 vaporized THC is administered throughout the vault through the ventilation systems.
Vault residents are all limp bizkit fans
Vault occupants cannoy open closed doors without the aid of security staff. If you are in a room alone, you must wait for a designated security patrol to come and let you out.
All inhabitants have had their genitalia surgically removed.
The ceiling of vault are fuzzy and nice to touch. Every room have at least one somfy as fuck sofa.
the overseer, selecting their sucessor, fight them to the death with spears, and the victor changes their name to Redoran
>>43873171
Rerolling for disco vault
>>43873174
Please stop posting.
Vault inhabitants are all cats or believe they are cats.
>>43873172
FEV is added in small amounts to their medications, in an attempt to create an amphibious humanoid capable of surviving a world where the ice caps were nuked and the coast is flooded
because that didnt actually happen in fallout lore they are stuck in the periodically flooding and drying vault.as the vault is only programmed to open when completely submerged.
The LSD was mistakenly shipped to the vault, the real experiment was meant to be the flooding. Vault tech decided to just roll with it. Also last three numbers are the vault's.
>>43872950
>>43872986
>>43873080
>>43873106
>>43873174
All of your suggestions are terrible and you've got some weird desperate female-hate going on that's probably gonna land you in jail one day. Seriously, did your wife screw your brother and steal your kids or something?
The Lights change their colors at random intervals.
Vault inhabitants are trained in the operation of submarine vehicles.
All previous ideas are undone.
>>43873219
And he rolls 9.
virt btfo
All vault-dwellers have their legs surgically rotated 180 degrees.
Every dinner is supplemented with hallucinogenic mushrooms.
>>43873226
re-roll
All floors and surfaces are not level.
The vault water supply is infested with candiru fish
Vault dwellers unknowingly all have a radically different niche fetish they are deeply ashamed of.
>>43872663
"Jump Around" by House of Pain occasionally plays on the Vault speakers instead of the overseer's daily announcement. No one is sure why or how to fix it.
>>43873219
>>43873237
A vault tec employee is Fired from the table for being too creepy even for their tastes.
All residents have one funhouse mirror in their bedroom. There are no reflective surfaces other than this mirror in the vault.
>>43873226
rerolling for this
There is a swimming pool but no pumps or vents to fill it.
Basically a big empty hole
>>43873245
They're French?
Physical excercise is punishable by being force-fed LSD-slime.
>>43873269
rolling to veto this
All this nightmare shit is just effects from the lsd. In reality the vault is more of a mental asylum run by Mr Handys. There are dwellers who are not nuts but are seeing crazy things. They watch what they say with intense paranoia for fear of letting it slip that theyre high as a kite for if it alips the Handys drag them off to the mental ward.
>>43873279
>>43873269
Sweet jesus
The vault have fully functional, ready to drive tank. It's on a deepest level of the wall in a repurposed broom closet.
>>43873219
Waste
Ducks, no one knows where they come from, but random ducks appear through out the vault. Sometimes rubber, sometimes alive.
>>43873312
>all different
>nvm all the same
virt ur retarded
Hydrophonics grow weed, hallucin. Mushrooms, and vending machines offer synthetic drugs like candy.
a group of residents, in an attempt to escape the horrors and survive the vault, have all undergone massive cybernetic augmentation, and have begun to force others to do so for their survival
>>43872663
The Vault is infested with Canadians.
>>43872663
Vault dwellers are given a mix of life-extending drugs and fertility treatments.
>>43873316
Many of the Vault residents have taken up gastronomy with ducks and are actually quite good chefs, if not completely mad because of the LSD, which seems to be in greater concentrations in the kitchens and showers.
>>43873328
re-roll
All living room with food dispenser with a perfect meal for midnight snack.
Half of the people in there are chinese POWs.
Anything that mogul says about the vault is false even on a 9.
Vault tec fires all designers of this vault. It is to creepy even for them
>>43873111
Rerell
>>43873359
confirmend
>>43873328
re-roll
There is always classical music playing. It increases in volume when an area is about to flood.
Vault has the sickest dance parties of any vault.
Dance teams are the primary source of entertainment.
Dance offs regularly end in violence.
>>43872897
The vault inhabitants are invisible wizards that think they're wizards
>>43873365
Rerollan
>>43873373
Reroll
>>43873377
Rerolling lsd dance parties
>>43873328
re-roll
>>43873389
confirmed
>>43872719
>>43872929
>>43872989
>>43873279
>>43873359
The vault releases airborne LSD, random chambers flood and drain, walls secrete green slime after midnight, bedrooms all have only one funhouse mirror and there are no other reflective surfaces within the vault, all communal areas have lovely food dispensers. Oh, and all the residents of the vault have some deep-seated sexual shame going on.
So, who else finds this place pants-shittingly terrifying?
The Vault is in North America,the entrance under a frozen Lake.
>>43873376
1812 overture would be terrifying,
>>43873226
rerolling this
>>43873389
Confirmed
In the far future, intelligent deathclaws that fled the Enclave will find a home in this Vault.
>>43873389
Well.
>>43873419
The one vault tec employee ideas were hated so much he was taken into the street shot dumped in the local lake and erased from history.
The Vault once every 50 years opens a secret room filled with either weapons or traps.
>>43873414
all comunication between residents is done though smell
>>43872663
everybody in the vault is called Mick
There are three overseers of the vault, and each of them think that they're the only one.
>>43873389
My work here is done.
This vault smells really off. Like you think it would smell gross with the green slime and all but no it just kinda smells like your grandma's.
>>43873414
someone accidently mixed the GECK with a batch of FEV
Most inhabitants have developed Synesthesia over time.
All women are conditioned to be 300 pounds or more, all men are genetically modified to have brittle bone disease. Procreation is mandatory and there are specific days for it.
>>43873266
Literally every single one is about torturing women and/or adulterers. Every single one, and you've made like 6 suggestions. Do you see anyone else mass-posting weird fixations? And holy shit, calling someone 'child' for pointing out that you're obsessively projecting into a safer environment than real life. I'm not even mad, you're just creepy as fuck.
Vault Suggestion: sensor plates are beneath the floors of every hab. Any hab sensing a single occupant will project the image of a ghost 3 meters away after 90 minutes.
>>43873297
Rerolling for this so everything else makes sense.
>>43873426
all the paper goods in the vault are laminated, including books.
the food processor is supplemented by a hydroponic and aquaculture room.
(in the far future some of the aquaculture fish have mutated and occasionally find their way into the flooded rooms, attacking vault dwellers)
>>43873449
*sniff*
WHATD YOU CALL ME
>>43873449
>>43873489
"Hey baby, you smell like you're ready to fornicate. How do I smell?"
Yeuck. This is the stuff of nightmares.
>>43873489
WHY
>>43873489
confirmed, but rolling to veto
>>43873376
Rerollan
There are VR machines that simulate the user's fetish in subtle ways. Into futa? Your simulated high school crush has a subtle bump between her crotch. Love latex? Your normal looking clothes feel rubbery and smooth to the touch? A fucking diaperfag? Have fun when your virtual football team laughs at you
>>43873389
Praise the lord
One room is a warp portal... sometime one inhabitant transforms into "It which shall not be named" ( chaos spaw. Oh cra-blraaaaargh)
>>43873492
he's hid all his posts and we literally have posts that confirm that hes not allowed in here.
>>43873449
Everyone there is near ghoul like.
>>43873509
Because I'm a bad person.
>>43873512
re-rolling
>>43873489
Veto
>>43872663
A small portion of Vault dwellers are Communist agents with a mission to convert everyone else to Communist ideology. Each believes that they're the agent in charge of the mission and anyone trying to take command is a traitor.
Everyone is a edgelord that teleports behind each other. Even the babies.
Everybody in the vault looks like this guy's face
The US gov. used the Vault as Prison Camp for Hippies.
Everyone has a desert eagle. Even when they come out of the womb.
>>43873519
Yay! Classical music!
>>43873572
Just prior to the bombs dropping the Vault was taken over by hippies and used as a prison for kidnapped US government employees.
>>43873599
God DAMNIT.
>>43873555
>>43873512
You can't stop the low bone density train.
The inhabitants are either Nazis and jews
the one fetish that everyone has is purification
>>43873599
Does this mean that the music is double classical?
>>43873572
This, also all the walls are painted with flowers and other such hippie motives. Trying to scratch them off only reveals more flowers.
>>43873629
>>43873599
TRIPLE CLASSICAL
FOR ALL YOUR CLASSICAL NEEDS.
>>43873489
veto
>>43873624
you wanna bet m8?
>>43873489
Try to veto
After 75 years, Hepatitis A is given through the air vents into the vault and the only medical books about it says drinking alcohol and eating meat with lot of fat is the diet one should take to cure it.
>>43873629
STOP WASTING NINES
>>43873558
>>43873588
Rerollin.
>>43872663
All vault residents were chosen because they had identical twins, who were contained in a second identical vault somewhere in the Wasteland.
There is no Brig, no armory and no security. And you can't lock any Doors.
A strange strain of Marijuana grows out the walls in sections that frequently flood.
The overseer is Frank Horrigan .
The strongest lolicon is the vault overseer.
every thursday, the classical music is replaced with k-pop
After some months of habitation, regular cat fleas are introduced to the environment through the vents.
>>43873643
It is too late for any of you. Snapped pelvises and hamplanets are all that await you.
>>43873678
>>43873698
Re-rolling for both
>>43873698
>>43873678
>>43873668
>>43873658
So close yet so far.
The Vault Is located under the Alamo and occasionally a dead mexican ghoul is dropped into the vault.
>>43873489
Veto and anon is a liar
>>43873711
The strongest lolicon is a lolicon AI.
>>43873489
veto
>>43873718
You cant turn off the Jukeboxes and Radios.
What do have so far?
Also re roll for >>43873721
Everyone is a hot naga chick.
>>43873643
Your pelvis is not hardy enough to stop me.
>>43873489
VETO
>>43873783
what sorcery is this!!!
Randomly at night some rooms get very quiet transmissions like music but instead foreign languages. Different languages for different people. After some years the Overseer will question the target people to see if they can speak those languages.
>>43873776
Rerollin.
>>43873809
Confirmed no hambeasts and brittle bones
There is a antigravity-generator in the Vault that activates every 2 days
Once a week the slime and lsd stops, BUT the date moves around randomly so residents don't know whether or not they are still enduring the nightmare or not.
A code needs to be entered every hour or the vault blows up
System randomly chooses the terminal each time
It actually takes place in Shadowrun.
>>43873702
Rerollan
>>43873852
Reroll
The Overseer is a cloned Ronald Reagen and he constantly talks over the speaker about how great America is and tries to boost the weapons in the vault each year.
Every piece of food except the garlic tastes like deodorant.
>>43873809
Useless, my nines are beyond mortal ken. Only the power of quads can stop me.
everyone has a hat made from a death claw skull
>>43873861
That seems a little out of Vault-Tec's capabilities.
Everyone wears burkas
>>43873839
>>43873809
>>43873916
Your nines have betrayed you demon.
>>43873952
Perhaps. Or, maybe you are becoming more like me. You are becoming me. Let the crushed legs flow through you.
Every 5 days the inhabitants have to play from start to finish the game Mario 64:Chaos Edition.
If they can't do it in 10 hours they will be given a double dose of LSD.
>>43873919
confirmed
>>43872663
the floor is covered in anemones
>>43873919
>>43873599
>>43873449
>>43873414
This Vault is one of the few that was made in Australia and is simulated to be like the above continent.
there are transparent platforms in some of the corridors and rooms that sometimes slide into the wall, opening deep holes that lead into the abyss.
Nobody knows what exactly lays below the Vault.
>>43873919
Meaning they'll need to send out LSD-fuelled hunting parties of repressed dysmorphic psychos into the wasteland to get said skulls. Sounds fun.
Also in case of 9 a truth of the vault is all vault dwellers are free to decide their own genders by age 6, but the decision is entirely theirs and binding for life.
All inhabitants are pansexual genderfluid ghouls
>>43874025
Reroll
no matter how much they clean, there is alwaysa spot of dust on everything that they miss
>>43874014
>Let the fedora come through you.
*Unsheaths katana.*
every post in this thread is true of the vault even if it contradicts another post.
No one over seer, there is a council of up to thirteen. Every 3 years a art contest is held. The creator of the piece judged the best will choose who gets added to the council. If there are 13 council members already, the oldest one gets the boot.
>>43873489
One last reroll to res this idea.
>>43873952
Maybe you were the hero they needed. But, it's not over yet. If 9, crushed pelvises become veto-immune. If anything else, you are victorious and I am banished until the next build-a-vault thread.
One bolted Door in a Maintenance Tunnel that leads to a natural Cave-system full of Rad-Spiders
>>43874166
rerollllll
>>43872663
Our vault builders knew the water chips were the most likely to fail, and shipped us a crate of the things.
>>43874137
I will be 100% autistic 200% of the time while on this board.
Nobody knows what a gun is, despite them being everywhere. People use them as hammers.
>>43874137
Every vaultie has dragon dildos
Vault food is limited to banana related food items.
>>43874183
non-nine confirms, no crushed pelvises
if nine,everyone has heterochromia
>>43874211
Cant wait for the BOS and other Groups to raid the vault..
>>43874109
Confirmed?
All women are fans of Yaoi shipping the men.
The Brotherhood of Steel has visited the Vault and was so disgusted they caved in the entrance to the vault and left mines near the collapse.
>>43874241
You win this time, anon. Make this vault nightmarish for me in my absence.
everyone in the vault is a samurai, and is appropriately armed and armored as such
the vault has aquatic versions of all power armor that they use to fight mutant aquatic life that slips in when the vault floods
>>43874333
holy shit THIS
The vault doesn't exist
Everyone is 9000% sexier.
There is a damaged GECK in the Vault that would create a jungle of FEV infused Superflora- and Fauna.
Basically a insta-catachan.
>>43872663
Vault is infested with ninjas
Everyone is like Chris-chan.
>>43874389
The ninjas are made of butter
>>43874349
confirmed
if nine, the inhabitants tunnel though the vault floor to discover there is a giant underground cave large enough for the population to move into.
