(hits Russ with newspaper) Bad Russ, heel, no cookie for you
>>43873308
hahaha you made my day anon
>>43873308
That was quick, made me laugh too
>>43871857
Heeeeeeeeereeeeeeee eeeeeeeeereeeeeeee weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee gooooooooo agaaaaain
You talking shit Russ? Remember last time you did that?
>>43871857
Come the fuck at me, bro.
Is Russposting a thing now?
>>43878646
Yes. It's /tg/'s baneposting.
>>43871857
>Leave Magnus to me
>Gets his ass beaten
>Doesnt get Magnus
>Magnus comes back and rips SW so hard they havent come back to their original strength 10k years later
I guess you tried at least.
>>43871857
Was not cropping that image all a part of your plan?
>>43878967
You were merely adopted by the Wolves, I was raised by them.
>>43879130
isn't that the same thing
>>43879246
Don't tell them that.
>>43871857
>every day until you like it
>>43879105
>>43879130
YOU THINKTH DARKNESH ISH YOUR ALLY
YOU MERELY ADOPTED THE DARKNESH
I WAS BORN IN IT
RAISED BY IT
I DIDN'T SHEE DAH LIGHT TILL I WAS ALREADY A MAN
>>43879442
"Was getting cornered part of your plan?"
"No, that's crashing this battle-barge."
>>43879034
It isn't Magnus's fault Russ made him beat the shit out of the Space Wolves.
It is alright, brothers! Leave defeating Chaos to us!
>>43874708
Fuck off Lion...you did jack shit during the HH, all you did was beat on the Night Lords, the weakest Legion with possibly the most dysfunctional Primarch...and you let Cruz fuck up your ride.
>>43880890
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>43881035
I like the Purple and Black color scheme for Night Lords better than the Blue & Lightning.
But i'm not a NLfag...
>>43878646
It objectively shows that Russ is literally the worst primarch.
>>43879130
You merely wolved the wolves. I was wolved in it, wolved by it. I didn't wolf the wolf until I was already a wolf.
>>43879511
"Ah, yesh, Vulkan, I waz wondering what would break first... your hammer or your body?"
Space Yiffs are closet heretics.
Try and deny it.
Russ and the Space Yiffs are terrible ans so is their fans...but Magnus is a massive pussy and a shitlord too.
SWfags and TSfags deserve each other
>>43882603
>implying Thousands Sons aren't objectively better than cliched Space Faggots
>>43882603
Magnus did nothing wrong
Magnus may be a giant red pussy and let his legion get stomped, fucked up Big E's webway, and made the worst deal ever with Tzeetch, got told off by a better, more competent First Captain in Arhiman,..but he really did nothing wrong.
>>43882875
>this whole fucking post
>>43871857
Is this wolf enough for you yet Russ?
>>43873308
Dude who brought me into the game was big into the Russ. That's all the proof I needed to know he was shit
>>43882995
By all that is holy put on some power armor brother sergeant!
>>43874708
DAfag here, dude fuck off Swolves are our bros, DAfans already have a shit rep from you niggers
>>43880890
We still did more than Girlyman did and arguably Russ. Just being honest. But I do agree with you DAngels contributions during the HH were minimal though we did almost end the war when we secured those siege weapons. And then we gave em to the traitors. Fuck. Curze was one scary fucker though, his only 'friends' Horus, Fulgrim, and Morty all thought he was a creepy fuck even and Curze was an insane duelist and so were a lot of his men. They were undoubtedly a pretty tough legion to go to fight against even though they were weak. DA were tied up on the shield worlds and wouldn't be able to evac for another 7 years even on emergency so they were weak too.
>>43883142
This IS power armor, I had it altered to coincide with the treatises of the Codex Astartes: Russ Edition reprint. My chapter forced me to.
Avicenna
>>43883807
I love Konrad precisely because he's a scary fucker.
Fuck. Even Mortarion thought he was weird and creepy. Let that sink in.
>>43880890
Fuck off Russ... you did jack shit during the HH, all you did was teamkill a loyalist legion, the most potentially valuable one with the only Primarch able to fuck off Lorgars psycher bullshit... and you let Horus manipulate you like a bitch.
>>43880890
>>Lion... doing jack shit
Pleb, without the Lion the entire Eastern half of the empire would have been burned to the grown by the nightlords. Untold worlds, probably half the imperium itself hold their continued existences to a guy who knew that a hit to his personal legacy and the questioning of his intentions was a cost easily paid then letting the Nightlords get away with their actions.
The wolves lost to Angron, team killed Magnus, and then do jack shit.10/0 nice try wolffag
>>43871857
>And leave my legion to his.
>>43883807
>DAfag here, dude fuck off Swolves are our bros, DAfans already have a shit rep from you niggers
>hey guys, let's have an anime rivalry with the chapter of angsty teen rebels, that will improve our reputation
Lion didn't give a fuck about them, and neither do his sons.
BWING ME THE HEAD OF ALPHAWIUS!
>>43871857
Leave Magnus alone you oversized bully!!
>>43887801
Swolves and Dangels have a friendly rivalry and can usually count on anothers support. I'd say they care about another. They're bros just competitive bros.
>be me
>discover 40k
>start getting into the universe
>find out there's Space Vikings that turn into werewolves when theu get super angry
>holyshitthisisawesome.jpg
>friend laughs and calls me autistic
>ask him why
>explains that mist 40k fans are super spergy
>go on /tg/
>"SPACE FURRIES. YIFF YIFF YIFF. FUCKING WOLF FUCKERS GET OUT REEEE."
>now know why most people call 40k fans autistic spergs
>become sad that new interest is filled with shit like this
Why must life be so cruel. All I wanted was Space Vikings.
>>43890406
Should've joined 3 editions ago.
>>43890491
Did people know how to spell then, as well? I've no idea why, but almost every 30/40k discussion I come across on the internet is littered with illiteracy.
>>43890406
This
>>43878646
OP here, I have single handedly been the one Russposting. I haven't seen anyone else do it.
>>43890406
/thread
fucking primarchs
especially the traitor ones, how can they be so OP
I mean, loyalist primarchs get regularly killed by chaos space marines or just die for some reason, while a fucktard like magnus couldn't be killed by the angriest space wolves around while still getting his shit legitimately fucked up big time
>>43891928
It's the power of CHAOS
Isn't Magnus the most dangerous (non chaos infused) Primarch in a one on one fight? Like, if he actually went ll out from the start?
Russ you're a judgemental team killing g hypocritical asstard who couldn't even admit to your legion that you hated fenrisian culture
>>43891928
They aren't OP, Ferrus didn't want to kill Fulgrim at all.
I think that can speak for most of the primarchs when it comes to saying that most of the Loyalist ones fucked off and disappeared or they're too busy in Comas to help their sons.
