'Sup /tg/, it's friday night and I'm bored out of my skull so I figured I might as well share a hobby of mine with you lot. We'll be using the 1d4chan faction gen tables with a bit of a twist. Basically, you roll as usual except by chaining together allies and enemies, so for example an IG regiment with CSM enemies would be followed up with creating a CSM warband and so forth. For added fun we do this with even destroyed factions in the deeds of legends, creating a rich history to play around in and fluff to our content. Repeat until we reach a dead-end.
>roll 1d13 for our starting army
1. Imperial Guard Regiment
2. Tempestus Scions/Stormtroopers Regiment
3. Imperial Knight House
4. Sisters of Battle Order
5. Space Marine Chapter
6. Chaos Warband
7. Chaos Space Marine Warband
8. Tau Cadre
9. Dark Eldar Kabal
10. Eldar Craftworld
11. Tyranid Hive Fleet
12. Ork Klan
13. Necron Dynasty
Rolled 1 (1d13)
>>43861336
I'm interested.
>>43861362
Cannonfodder, noice
>Roll 1d10 for Regiment Classification
>>43861336
For a planet with a population of 120 Billion people, a 10 million people standing army seems kinda small... it comes out to only one solder for ever 12000 civilians. For an example, in 1997, there were about 22,300,000 solders just on Earth, with a total population of 5,898,688,337 (1 solder for ever 264.52 civilians)
Rolled 5 (1d10)
>>43861402
Rolling.
>>43861509
PDF, so even worse breed than usual. For comparison, imagine the average IG trooper is that idiot hillbilly from across the street who shoots empty beer cans with a .22. The average PDF "trooper" is like that hillbilly's dumbass uncle who knows nothing about trigger discipline or firearms safety, even if he isn't drunk as a skunk (which he is every time you see him, which is also usually when he's supposed to be working).
>Roll 1d100 for Recruitment Criteria
>>43861336
That pic
>Mordian
>Cadia
>Drask
>Morox
>Dreadhaven
>...
>Birmingham
Rolled 68 (1d100)
>>43861611
Rolling.
>>43861698
Testtube babies, huh.
>Roll 1d10 for Nature of Recruitment
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>43861674
>Feral world: Birmingham
>>43861740
Beep boop.
>>43861674
>Birmingham
IIRC in older fluff they were also described as the "black world," and apparently got ate by the Tyranids, though that may be retconned now.
Not sure if it's a legit "trait" of a world they named after British Birmingham or a really racist caricature of Birmingham, AL.
>>43861811
So whatever our 'lil army of frankenstein jrs did, they fucked up bad. Real bad.
>Roll 1d100 for Homeworld Type
>>43861674
In the war torn future, Birmingham endures.
Here's some stuff to use if you want to map out this sector later one: http://www.mediafire.com/download/laj4tr275fl2s09/Planet+Setup.rar
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>43861871
Be interesting to see why the planet was forced to get into cloning it's protection.
Hell, if they're cloned just for defense on a world of importance they might be a scratch better than the guard. No feral world nonsense to beat out of them.
>>43862173
Imperial World.
>Roll 1d100 for Homeworld Terrain
>>43862274
Is it just me, or is the dude in the front on the left looking at the guy with a bandana like
>ew, a casual
>isn't wearing a helmet
Rolled 95 (1d100)
>>43862274
>>43862391
Well goddamn I was joking with the hillbilly analogy but it looks like that was a bit closer than I was expecting.
>Roll 1d100 for Regiment Type
Rolled 80 (1d100)
>>43862453
what about a lost world of humans that have been cut off from the rest of the imperium since the horus heresy? basically independent?
>>43862502
TANKS
>roll 1d10 for Regiment Specialization
For those of us who don't have the charts could you just go ahead and type the results?
Rolled 9 (1d10)
>>43862612
>>43862625
Look up 1d4chan creation tables.
>>43862625
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Imperial_Guard_Regiment_Creation_Tables
>>43862646
Guerilla tanks.
Guerilla TANKS.
GUERILLA TANKS.
>Roll 1d10 for Regiment Loyalty
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>43862705
None PURER!
>>43862729
NO REMORSE, NO RETREAT, NO FEAR!
>Roll 1d100 for Regiment Special Equipment
Rolled 90 (1d100)
>>43862705
That's just it see. You never see a stealth tank. That's how you know they're good.
Then again, maybe they're just disguised as civilian/grain transports and stuff. Then BOOM. Tank all along.
>>43862761
More tanks pls, Omnissiah.
>>43862705
>>43862729
>>43862761
So Gaunt's Ghosts: Armored Version?
>>43862816
Preferred fighting style. Guess that's the best fit we're ever gonna get for GUERRILLA TANKSSSSSS
>Roll 1d100 for Regiment Creed
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>43862880
CREEEED
>>43862944
Out to show that their homeworld has some of the best soldiers in the entire Imperium.
>Roll 1d100 for Regiment Friends
>>43861336
>/tg/ creates a sector
then /k/ invades that sector.
Rolled 97 (1d100)
>>43863021
most PDF regiments arent great as someone said. but some are better then imperial guard regiments. If i remember right the Gravalax PDF are one such defense force that are very good.
>>43863237
Rogue trader dynasty.
>Roll 1d100 for Regiment Enemies
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>43863363
>>43863363
>Rogue Trader dynasty
Maybe the dynasty is one of the primary causes for the Imperial foothold in this sector?
>>43863386
Chaos Marines, looks like I know what we're rolling next.
IN CLOSING
>Planetary Defense Force
>Vat-grown
>Punishment/Redemption/Recycling
>Imperial World
>Agriworld
>Armored
>Guerrilla Warfare
>Fanatical
>Preferred Fighting Style
>For The Homeworld
>Friends: Rogue Trader Dynasty
>Enemies: Chaos Space Marines
>>43863462
ooh ooh, can it have a texas chainsaw massacre theme? fanatical, guerrilla, agrarian, mechanized. vat-grown for a bit of frankenstien, and we really have some hills-have-eyes types.
>>43863500
That sounds extremely heretical.
Unless you mean the Chaos guys, in which case that sounds extremely heretical.
>>43863273
Depends on planet value to danger of space. Valuable planets in hotzones get a fuckton of PDF training. Cadia possibly boasts a better PDF then Ultramar put together.
>>43862705
Hmm, It ocurred to me that the planet is particularly devout to the idea of the perfect human form, and new citizens are cloned from a few inquisitor-aproved, zealous lineages.
Any which shows defects and deformities are rejected, and put into the PDF to prove their worth, for only death can compensate for their failure in meeting the standards of the Emperor.
Those use tankettes, fighting their enemies on the vast harvest plains of their planet, even striking from inside corn fields.
Perhaps they have technical-like tractors?
I think of the whole thing as a planet-scale inquisition experiment, breeding chaos-resistant humans.
>>43863576
Perhaps because of the chaos scarring chaos marines left on it, or some local malignant influence that CM want to harness.
Tankettes could be a cheap counter to power armored enemies, although only working on 5-1.
>>43863462
If they're buddies with a Rogue Trader, maybe their planet is rarely visited by Imperial ships. It's just s little difficult to get to. Maybe a couple semi-permanent Warp storms en route or something. Just not worth it until they hear about the chaos incursion.
But Rogue Traders? They can and will go everywhere for a profit. The Trader is the sole source of news from the direction of Terra. Bringing luxury goods in exchange for the agri-world's tithe surplus. Or hey, maybe they wrangled the contract to be the food tithe's logistics company. Even less Imperial traffic.
The planet really wants to be recognised by Terra and the Imperium though, poor things.
>>43863634
Tanks are pretty much the only thing that would even be worth a damn against CSM in s PDF arsenal. Pretty lucky for the planet they got them.
>>43863500
Sounds pretty cool to me.
>>43862573
Not so sure about being cut off from the Imperium and the Cult because of the loyalty roll, but yeah... like way, way out in the middle of the fucking space boonies.
>>43862816
How's about... they trick enemy forces into thinking they're an easy, rich target, then use the tanks and other military supplies they've bought from the rogue trader family in exchange for transporting the food tithe to kill 'em? Like creepy slasher hillbillies luring in tax collectors and teen campers, except with space pirates.
>>43863414
Yeah, tanks, ammo, fuel, etc aren't exactly cheap.
>>43863576
Idea! What if the purebreeds have a heavy Confederate aristocrat theme, with the freaky Leatherface types forced to work the fields via crushing slave labor during peace time?
>>43863711
I like this
>>43863756
>Idea! What if the purebreeds have a heavy Confederate aristocrat theme, with the freaky Leatherface types forced to work the fields via crushing slave labor during peace time?
I also like this
>>43863756
I'm imagining the Rogue Trader selling military scraps to them, at exorbitant rates. Which they fix into their civilian vehicles as best as possible.
The elite could be confederate-like, commanding gangs of slaves from their fortified manors through vox. Tankettes carrying assault cannons, pneumatic mortars that fire krak grenades and much belief.
>>43863909
>>43863986
So, before we continue with the Chaos marines, to summarize the fluff people have come up with:
>They're an Inquisitorial experiment to breed pure humans resistant to the taint, via selective cloning and genetic alteration, located in the farthest colonized reaches of Ultima Segmentum.
>The ones that come out right live a pampered life of luxury from within heavily fortified manor-fortresses. If they come out with the slightest bit of mutation (though this is rarely the case, as most either come out flawless or horrifying to behold,) they're enslaved and made to plow the fields 'till death.
>In case of attack (something both classes look forward to), the slaves have been trained to jury rig field equipment with overpriced military scraps bought from the local rogue trader that ships their tithes, with a focus on operating armored vehicles. They wait until the time is right to launch quick assaults on vulnerable enemy positions from within the vast cornfields dotting the planet, which usually happens if newcomers to the area make the mistake of focusing on breaking through the mansions' defense systems and leave no defenses on their flanks.
>They've been raised from birth to believe that they can still be redeemed and prove even the mutants of their planet are mighty servants of the Emperor by unyielding zeal with both lasgun and plow, so revolution is an uncomprehensible thought for most. Though, the frequent Chaos raids the past few cycles have begun to leave their mark on the already naturally corruptible minds of the defenders...
Any more suggestions, objections? Anything I forgot?
>>43864346
sounds good.
let's move on to some csm
>>43864346
Aside from the Trader stuff missing, looks good.
>>43864375
Roll 1d10 to figure out if we're renegades of a loyalist chapter, part of a traitor legion, or a mix of both.
>>43864397
>the slaves have been trained to jury rig field equipment with overpriced military scraps bought from the local rogue trader that ships their tithes
I thought that did it well enough, might've missed a post with some good stuff in it though. What'd I forget?
>>43864427
Er, nothing. I just went temporarily blind or something.
Rolled 3 (1d10)
>>43864427
Hope we get to have Tzeentchian marines.
Rolled 6 (1d10)
>>43864427
>>43864502
Going with this roll since it was first, renegades it is.
>Roll 1d100 for reason behind fall
Rolled 67 (1d100)
>>43864522
>>43861871
What if they are being punished for merely being the product of a filthy, unauthorized test tube breeding program? Redemption in the Eyes of the Emperor and all that.
>>43864568
The Marines began indulging in the heretical and eventually became consumed by it.
>Roll 1d100 for warband progenitor
>>43864587
I like the stuff with the Confederate governors and them striking out of nowhere like slasher villains with tanks more.
Rolled 36 (1d100)
>>43864672
Kinda generic, but at the same time a pretty flexible answer.
Need more crunch pefore that can be fluffed though. Dabbling in Khornate heresy is very different to Nuglite heresy.
Rolled 81 (1d100)
>>43864672
>>43864721
Can I back this one instead of my own roll? 36 just puts us as yet another Ultra successor.
>>43864721
>>43864761
Alright, White Scars it is.
>Roll 1d10 for faith
Rolled 2 (1d10)
>>43864788
>>43864843
So these guys're just renegades and not full-fledged chaos.
>Roll 1d100 for warband beliefs
Rolled 82 (1d100)
>>43864922
>>43864922
>>43864934
Nigga we be pirates now.
>>43864934
Pretty accepting, especially of those PDF if any wanted to switch sides I'd wager. It's not even Chaos worship either!
>Roll 1d10 for warband demeanour
Rolled 10 (1d10)
>>43865011
Rolled 4 (1d10)
>>43865039
c-c-c-combo breaker.
reroll
Rolled 1 (1d10)
>>43865065
dafuq
>>43865086
Definitely pirates.
>Roll 1d100 for figure of legend
Rolled 48 (1d100)
>>43865119
>>43865151
The only option here that makes sense is the warband leader, so let's go with the good cap'n.
>Roll 1d100 for deeds of legend
Rolled 99 (1d100)
>>43865217
>>43865232
So that's another warband to roll for... but later. I'm gonna go to bed after we're done with this one.
>Roll 1d100 for warband homeworld
>>43865296
ehhhh people ain't rolling anymore so i'm gonna head off to bed, night fellas. feel free to continue if any of you want
Rolled 9 (1d100)
>>43865296
>>43865551
Sorry, just got here.
>>43865296
>Deeds of legend
Rolled 54 (1d100)
>>43868220
How do I use boldface on 4chan, BTW?
Rolled 19 (1d100)
>>43868229
You can't bold, unless it's the official 4chan diceroller.
dice + 1d100 in the options field.
>>43865560
That gives us a Feral World.
I feel like giving them some sort of animal token, like jackals, horses or something.
I like the idea of these guys on bikes and the mutants on agritechnicals trying to outhunt each other among the plains of the agri world.
If this warband is actually renegade, perhaps they raid food from the agri world for their feral brethen? Or hold contests in which the champion gets the food for his tribe while taken in?
>>43868256
Thanks anon. I'm new here, should I reroll then?
I thought using my actual dice was enough.
>>43868285
Eh, depends on the OP. I personally leer on private rolls since they could be fudged easily. With the online diceroller, it's less likely to be cheated on.
>>43868285
I don't feel like rerolling because that gives us the top marine fucking up almost the whole sector, and that ties up well with the agriworld being a tenuous imperial foothold sustained by the rogue trader.
They're the last bastion of imperial resistance, and shows to the inquisitor their experiment is working.
Well, here's an official roll, if OP doesn't want my previous one.
>>43868312
>>43865217
>>43868333
>+ 1d100
Rolled 64 (1d100)
>>43868344
Godamnit, I went full retard.
>>43868353
>>43869530
I ended up with the same result.
> top marine fucking up almost the whole sector, and that ties up well with the agriworld being a tenuous imperial foothold sustained by the rogue trader.
>They're the last bastion of imperial resistance, and shows to the inquisitor their experiment is working.
The inquisitor may well manipulate this state of affairs to continue, and the rogue trader is her agent.
So let's roll another one.
>>43870775
Fair enough
>roll 1d13 for our second army
1. Imperial Guard Regiment
2. Tempestus Scions/Stormtroopers Regiment
3. Imperial Knight House
4. Sisters of Battle Order
5. Space Marine Chapter
6. Chaos Warband
7. Chaos Space Marine Warband
8. Tau Cadre
9. Dark Eldar Kabal
10. Eldar Craftworld
11. Tyranid Hive Fleet
12. Ork Klan
13. Necron Dynasty
Rolled 5 (1d13)
>>43870929
>>43861336
maybe im just retarded with numbers and scale but isnt kinda cray taking 50 million soldiers from a world EVERY year?
>>43873473
I thought it was odd as well. According to google, this year Earth will have around 130 million births.
I guess these worlds are geared towards exporting military manpower. If it's a hiveworld, it shouldn't make much of a dent on the population.
Bump.
OP, where are you?
I feel like taking over, this is becoming interesting. I always like making random things fit together on lore.
