You have been tasked by Malcador to find a worthy waifu for the Emperor of Man. Who do you deem worthy? (Or will at least keep him and his sons in line, being a single father is hard...)
>>43856058
>>43856058
The best fitting waifu is sadly heretical.
>>43856058
Ragyo Kiryuin. Their parenting skills would complement each other perfectly.
![[internally confused].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hu09uiR.jpg "[internally confused].jpg")
>>43856058
Pic related.
Sadly, this was the first female god I could think of.
>>43859754
Wouldn't that just make the heresy go twice as terrible?
A tau girl
If it was able to make a custodes get an erection, it certainly has to mean that their race has potential.
>>43860508
the feels
>>43860508
Where is my Kitten and Shadowsun smut?!
It has been months andnoone did anything about it!
>>43856058
A genderbent Ciaphas Cain. Or not if the Emperor swings that way.
>>43860537
thunderpsyker pls
>>43860508
What do custodes even look like? They're sorta like Emperor-Astartes, right? Do they look like Him? Do you get blonde ones, black haired ones and other differences or do they all have chiselled jawlines, flowing locks and piercing eyes?
>>43856058
We need to grow one in a vat just like we did primarchs. Let's collect DNA from the most beautiful, intelligent and charismatic women of the Imperium and blend it in with just a tiny bit of Emperor's own to make her not age and die.
>>43860559
I'd assume they're more like Pillar Men in terms of what they look under the armor. A lot less like a tank. But they're also around Primarch size and each one is individually made so they could all look extremely different.
>>43856058
There's only one thing for it.
We're going to have to have a talent contest.
So, who should we have as the judges?
>>43860559
They look like they belong in JoJo, which should tell you all you need to know.
>>43860606
"YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS ONE, I'M MAKING BALD."
>"My Emperor, why would you want one bald companion amongst the others?"
"I'VE MADE SEVEN HUNDRED SO FAR AND HAVE THREE HUNDRED TO GO. I'M GETTING S LITTLE BORED AND FEEL LIKE MIXING THINGS UP A LITTLE, IS THAT SO HARD TL UNDERSTAND?"
>"Of course not my lord! It is almost innately human."
"GOOD. BECAUSE I'M GIVING THE NEXT ONE A GINGER AFRO AND LIKE, SO MUCH ASS HAIR. SHOULD BE A LAUGH."
>"Very good my lord"
>>43860143
I think either of her daughters would be more sutable mothers then her, failing that the best options are regrettably a space rock and an animal
The lady of pain you idiots
>>43860559
Not Emperor-Astartes, they are, essentially, perfected Thunder Warriors. I imagine that they will look just like any other Astartes under their helmets.
>>43856058
Because he's probably the one person, though Malcador himself perhaps might give a good shout, who can actually slap this bitch around.
>>43860609
Slaanesh in a tacky dress,
Zeus, because that man knows how to pick women, even if his standards essentially are whether he can fuck it.
Simon Cowell
Every space Marine currently alive. Picking out your new grandmother is just a whole new level of awkward, and it sounds hilarious to watch.
>>43860894
>his standards essentially are whether he can fuck it.
Like that's going to stop him.
This smug bitch.
>>43860991
>implying lolis aren't spawn of Slaanesh
HERETICAL FILTH!
>>43861034
>>43860360
Actually, Femperor might balance out the Emperor and have the Primarchs have a real family.
>>43860745
I forget their names, but the one with the eyebrows would probably be a pretty good choice.
>>43861105
The Empress would make for a good balance. It would give the Emperor a lot less stress and give Humanity a mother to feel loved.
Pray to the Emperor for Strength, courage and duty.
Pray the the Empress for warmth, compassion and love.
>>43861323
Not to mention all that stress the Emperor must've been building up. Getting an Ol' Fashioned or fourteen would've done a galaxy of good.
>>43861347>their thrusts would create enough friction to kick off a new star
>>43861424
Slaanesh and every desire daemon is seen the next day smoking a cigarette and taking the week off due to the sheer Warp energy released
>>43859754
Delete this heresy immediately.
>>43859754
I'd propagate Her genes to create a generation of Primarchs that would eventually fall to the Wiles of Chaos or become lost in the vastness of the Void to never be seen again or retconned out of existance, if you know what I mean.
Surprised people forgot about her.
>>43862017
>Macha
>getting laid
>at any point in time
>ever
Prove me wrong
>>43862508
She'd burn in his mere presence.
>>43860991
>>the emperors waifu
yeah no
>>43862723
Fuck u she isna angel
Didn't tg once have a thread where we tried to set the Emperor up with the Jade Empress? They could bond over how idiotic their followers seem to be, not to mention her expertise in logistics.
uh
the Empress from Lovedagger
>>43861165
>>43865821
Yeah, that's the one.
>Hey honey, I need to lead the Crusade and reunite the scattered fragments of mankind. I'll be done as soon as I can.
>Three hundred years later
>Hey honey, I need to reverse-engineer the Old Ones' Webway. I'll be done as soon as I can.
>>43865821
>>43865870
Think she'd be able to keep the primarchs in line? She's all about discipline and is pretty god damned powerful in her super clothes.
>>43860330
It would be interesting to see her interact with the Ordo Xenos...
There is only one choice and you know it.
>>43856058
Pic related should already be canon, guys. Even though saying waifu implies that the Emperor would lust after her from a distance.
The better question is, who would find the Emperor to be their perfect husbando?
>>43856058
Couldn't find ya a gf Emps. Sorry man.
Got you a kick ass dog though.... Wolf... Same thing.
Immortal, glowy and kicks daemon butt. You two will get along swimmingly. Likes head scratches and sanctified bones. Answers to Ammy. Don't you girl? Yes you do! Anyway, I'll keep looking. Keep up the good work big E!
>>43865985
I like how their servants are glaring at each other.
>>43865985
Maybe the Crawling Chaos would want some of that? She loves human "culture".
>>43866086
For one, Chaos. For another, he's about as cultured as the most dry 17th century interpretation of Greek art, written by an Italian and translated to English in the 1950s.
>>43866326
1. I was meaning that she would want to jump his bone. Pardon my french.
2. I was meaning she gets off to the Human form.
Mobile armory and arsenal providing solutions to any given problem, damn near peerless fighter, great tactician, unshakable loyalty.
Erza Scarlet is the only true answer.
>>43866705
I see nothing wrong with this. But would she agree to it?
I like cute stuff in 40k. The ovezealously grimdark setting makes anything cute or d'aw inducing all the better.
>>43856058
Ugly Betty.
>>43860508
Are you implying that a Tau girl would have difficulties giving ANYONE an erection?
>>43856058
Godoka can't even keep her waifu in check so I doubt she would be able to keep any Primarch in line.Homura did nothing wrong
>>43860862
I kinda feel like if you were looking for a waifu for Horus, Esdeth would be your go-to gal. Always good to see character that homicidal.
Too bad that anime was such titanic garbage.
>>43865985
The better question is, who would find the Emperor to be their perfect husbando?
Every Adepta Sororitas ever?
>>43867971
>Every Adepta Sororitas ever?
Except the lesbians.
>>43867976
Especially the lesbians. The only man they'd go straight for.
>>43857308
This is AdMech porn not a waifu for the Emprah.
>>43866012
Myeah, she technically still has a human mind. IIRC, the wolf form is only some kind of avatar. Wives are for pussies anyway.
A real dog, on the other hand, would be useful.
>Will always love him no matter what he does
>Will rip the balls off any fucker that threatens him with ceramite teeth (If he had one when facing Fucking Horus the dog wouldn't have pussied out like Emps did, so he would maybe be something else that a vegetable)
>Can ride it to battle
>Fabulous hair
>Likes bones, and to play roughAlso, it could probably satisfy Emps dick urges. After all this time banging chicks, don't tell me he never had a thought for bestiality
I have this dumb scenario in my head.
>Emps is resurrected to full power (will never happen, but we`re just playing).
>Want`s to smooth things out with the Eldar, decides to get Isha back from Nurgle.
>Kicks down the rotting door to Nurgle`s mansion. Finds Nurgle working by his cauldron, Isha in the corner.
>Busts cage and carries of Isha, leaving Nurgle dumbstruck. H..hey...
>Emps suddenly returns and flips over the cauldron before again leaving.
>Nurgle: Ooh.
>Emps appears on craftworld, handling over Isha to shocked Farseer council.
>"Here`s your goddess, enjoy. Let`s stop fighting, yeah? Super! I have lot`s to do, bye!"
>"Y..You too!"
>Eldrad looks at goddess in his arms, looks at his council, all of them wondering what the hell just happened.
>Isha waves after Emps: "Call me!" :)
>Macha: "And me!!!"
>>43868171
> After all this time banging chicks, don't tell me he never had a thought for bestiality
He made the Space wolves didn´t he?
>>43856058
So, she should be best like his mother to stop him from being a retard?
>>43860537
THAT'S NOT CANON
>>43857308
Is that model that Nike was? If so, top grade waifu.
>>43865933
Shit, you're right.
>What's it going to be Alpharius?
>Loyalty to the Imperium or loyalty to me?
>>43869808
Yes.
>>43868171
Pretty sure Emps would have been a lot more chill and calmer if he had a dog to return home to. Dogs don't judge. They don't care. They just love you.
Actually, now I'm imagining the Primarchs arguing about who gets to walk the Emperor's god-dog just because of it being an awesome dog.
>>43869900
>horus begins his heresy to keep the god-dog and not have to give it back to his dad.
>>43869951
>final showdown is just him and the Emperor trying to pursaded the dog to go to them>Horus stuffed his armor with bacon
>>43856058
Sanguineous
>"So...how many planets did you want dead again?"
>>43870354
One of very few people who can claim to have legitimately killed a planet.
Not killing everything on a planet.
Not destroying a planet.
Killing a planet. Solo. With power armor alone.
>>43862413
>>43862017
But there are lots of crappy smutfics about her devirgining.
Before the mods got tired of banning the shitpost trolling going on in them and just banning the threads.
>>43867976
Dude, the Emperor is one of the greatest biomancers to ever live.
He can be the hottest chick at any given time if he wants to.Now we know what he did for fun with the Silent Sisters
>>43870424
>one of
HERESY.
Seriously, who else could even come close? The Old Ones?
>>43870445
I'd imagine certain Sorcerers focusing in biomancy could give him a run for his money on that one area.
Never all areas of magic at once though.
Ynnead shall be the perfect Waifu for the Emperor.
>>43856058
It's not like she has any issues loving a cripple.
>>43870459
Except the Emperor was a biomancer specialist. Even the best of the best of biomancer humans isn't going to stack up against a multithousand-soulled immortal practitioner of the art.
Her.
>>43870619
>Bad_Tau_propaganda.jpg
>>43860918
>Can I fuck it?
Yes -> No Problem
No -> Can I transform into something that CAN fuck it?
>Yes
-> No problem!
>No
-> Then kill or make it a monster.
>>43870734
It's telling that Zeus never thought to turn the thing he wanted to fuck into something he could. Even just making a hole would do.
>>43859754
>Implying the Emperor himself would not be able to create a bride worthy of his magnificence
>Implying the Emperor's creating is heresy
>Implying you know what is heresy
>Implying they would not have daughter worthy of their magnificence
>Implying their daughter would not help her big brothers the sons of the emperor to get their shit together.
>>43870966
That's heresy onii-chan!
>>43870966
>Implying she would not find a cat worthy of her family's magnificence
>Implying said cat would not unite catkind through the power of the Internet and save the galaxy
>>43866012
Leman Russ is that you?
>>43865967
>>43860508
DELETE THIS!!
THIS IS NOT!!!! I REPEAT
T
THIS IS NOT CANON!!!111
>>43860508
I wonder if Thunderpsyker has seen this.Also, post more blueberry butts and boobs
Isha.
>>43870418
this is the best thing i have seen on tg all this year
>>43865985
What would happen if, just after Istvaan, it turned out that The Emperor had an Alien consort and had actually fathered a Sensei with them?
>>43860143
We all know how that would go. She would fall and become the Grand Warmistress of Chaos.
Then, many years later, a lone girl would show up on the steps of The Imperial Palace with naught but a Sword and point it at a Custodes, yelling "WHERE'S THE BITCH THAT KILLED MY FATHER!!!"
>>43871140
Kitten, get off the Internet and get me a Sandwich.
>>43868184
Isha would have STD's up the wazoo.
I know who I would choose to be my Waifu if I was an immortal emperor of a Galaxy spanning empire.
>Immortal Death God
>Laid back attitude to offset my stern, no nonsense way of running my Imperium.
>Obviously a beast in the sack.
I challenge you to find better.
>>43872555
Yes, that is where STDs are kept.
>>43872857
>Bleach Waifu
>Not Matsumoto
Dafuq you smokin' nigguh?
>>43872480
You know, I read this in his text-to-speech voice but that would be wrong since he posted this directly. Typing it out using the glorious, sultry, man's voice in his head.
I wonder what would happen if the Emperor actually made himself an Empress and a mother for the primarchs since he realized that having a family unite is what makes a successful family.
Imagine the Empress, full of light and hope like the Emperor but the perfect example of the perfect women. Loving, beautiful and fair mannered. While the Emperor would be the Father of the Imperium, giving power when needed, she would give warmth and comfort to humans during their darkest hour as the Mother of the Imperium.
And she would do a lot for the Primarchs. While the Emperor meant well, there's somethings he just couldn't really understand. If some of the Primarchs had a mother to care of them after they were found and help to heal their wounds and maybe moderate infighting (like a mother would) there might of not been a Horus Heresy.
>>43867860
I was actually implying the fact that custodes are supposed to be emotionless.
And also do you have more pictures?
>>43873410
Wasn't it Malcador idea to make female Primarchs to avert conflicts and dick measuring? Also have you noticed that Primarch that had mothers proved to be most stable of them all?
>>43873671
This is true. Malcador suggest that the Emperor make female Primarchs. Unfortunately, his gene technology wouldn't work on females, only makes. And yes, those that had families actually were stable. Sanguinious, Vulkan, Roboute Guilliman are big examples I think. Not sure what other Primarchs had families. Note that I say family and not just father. The Three above did have mothers in a sense or a nurturing environment.
>>43873763
Angron even called Guiliman on this that he was envious of how peacefull his childhood was. Of other ones Lorgar had no mother but he was treated like in family in his monastery, Horus also might or might not have nice upbringing.
>>43873671
Wait but that could also backfire, the female primarchs would also have ended up being scattered and raised in different enviroments, not to mention that they would also havesuffered the same factionalism as their brothers.
And there is also the danger of incest, big E would not have liked that.
>>43873904
I don't think sexual attraction was ever a problem. None of the primarchs has been married prior to their ecounter with Emperor. And females usualy tend to be more cooperative than males.
>>43872857
>Immortal Death God
>Laid back attitude to offset my stern, no nonsense way of running my Imperium.
>Obviously a beast in the sack.
And she could give Big E some perspective whenever he's bitching about his job.
>>43866810
The forges of Mars at her disposal and all the strawberries she could ever desire? Tough call but when she realizes that it's in realities best interest, she'll go along and eventually grow fond of Big E. Plus she's like the ultimate Sororitas wetdream...
>>43873869
Curse also hated how he had a mother and he told it directly to her. Tarasha Euten, his adapted mother then told Curse to fuck off, which is pretty bad ass for an old lady.
Also to note it seems Horus grew up on a techno barbarian world but was close to the Emperor so was found early on in the crusade. So he grew up pretty fine because he was close to the Emperor and was raised by him very early in the crusade. It was as close to what the Emperor Envisioned for the primarchs when he created them, which was being raised very close to him.
>>43873941
Vulcan had a wife that was around for most of the crusade.
>>43873941
They didn't end up marrying human females because they knew they were different than humans.
Imagine you were a primarch andyou lived your whole life not being able to put your dick into anyone because your parts don't fit inside of them.
Then outta nowhere a huge says he is your father and wants you to come with him to help him conquer the galaxy, and behind you see a giant beautiful women.
>"Maybe my dick can fit in that."
Would've been their first thought
>>43874032
How would "that" work?
>>43874045
Such thoughts or implications never appear in cannon. It's a shame I always wondered how primarchs had viewed "human" things like relationships and love.
Assuming she doesn't fall to Khorne or something.
>>43874077
Vulkan isn't an actual black man.
>>43874102
Which is why we are here?
Here we can dismiss such things as "cannon" or "lore".
>>43874102
The thing is that humans aren't very human in the setting because it's not supposed to be about human emotions like love or happyness, it's about war, and the glory and horrors that come with it
>>43859754
>Two Emperors
How much more fucked can the Imperium get?
>>43874045
I'd like to think that the Primarchs had the sex drive of a Space Marine... Which meant they were too busy ruling, conquering or dojng whatever to think about sex.
>>43874077
I think it was a culture thing or arranged marriage. He lived in a old society so arranged marriages, especially to such a successful blacksmith wouldn't be unimaginable. Though I don't he would think about sex with her out of fear of hurting her.
>>43871561
>supernatural garbage CAN
>>43874102
didn't Fulgrim raped the bodies of some remembrance that was killed? So he know how his dick work at least.
>>43874186
>Though I don't he would think about sex with her out of fear of hurting her.
He could have used his toungue.
>>43874214
>implying Fulgrim needs a penis to rape you
>>43874186
To this day Salamanders keep contact with their previous famillies. It;s more about supporting them than actual marriage
>>43874214
Didn't Slaanesh teach him at this point?
>>43874186
>I'd like to think that the Primarchs had the sex drive of a Space Marine... Which meant they were too busy ruling, conquering or doing whatever to think about sex.
Noone is made of stone they certainly let their mind wander at some point.
>>43874266
You have a point. But he'd probably engulf her entire area if you know what I mean.
>>43874281
I'm surprised this isn't more common in the Ultramarines.
>>43874266
>>43874312
Fairly certain that at least Russ went around the place with a woman on each hand.
>>43874345
But it's Russ...
>>43874345
it was implied that wolves sex and alcohol is mostly for show to pay due to traditions they no longer understand
>>43874340
Is this actually referenced anywhere crunch-wise?
>>43874406
Pretty sure Deathwatch has rules for it.
>>43874331
>You have a point. But he'd probably engulf her entire area if you know what I mean.
In what he would lack of technic he would compesate in being able to make her have a literal tongue bath
>>43874118
>Mofette
>Not immediately falling to Khorne
Come on guy.
If I would choose someone for the Emperor. She'd have to be very gentle to counter-act all the dick measuring going around.
>>43874429
So does black crusade and dark heresy.
>>43870619
I imagine even the Emprah would a hard time conquering the densest metal known to Man.
>>43856058
I imagine the avatar of Earth itself would be worthy a wife for the Emperor of Man.
>>43875097
And that one even looks like him.
>>43875097
I have no idea who that is but literal Avatar of Earth would make a good waifu for Emps.
>>43870418
>>43870418
Then they fuck right after that. No seriously.
>>43875097
>>43875519
And this is why.
>>43875647
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yoxMiZxN-F0
They fuck right after.
>>43872555
Yeah but only for a short while. She is a goddess of healing, so she cures herself of the diseases Nurgle tests on her. Hell, it`s why he wanted her in the first place. Waifu guineapig.
>>43862413
that's the joke, she's saving herself for the Emperor.
It's also possible her dad massive did Eldrad, just told her that so that she'd save herself for someone he knows is never gonna make a comeback, so nobody ever touches his baby girl.
>>43865933
what is this from?
>>43875946
MGS3
>>43868618
She was an earlier model.
>>43874875
Context please. I just kept the pic cuase I liked it no idea who it is supposed to be.
>>43876231
>>43876231
It's Natsuru from Kampfer - genderflipping protagonist that WILL NOT GET A CLUE no matter what.
Think FSN Shirou but worse.
>>43876385
Well. Never mind then. Proposal for Emps Waifu withdrawn.
>>43856058
The God Empress of course.
She even has her own Space Marines and daughters made from her own body leading them now.
>>43870354
She doesn't tie herself to authority.
She's a neutral party, a space monk bounty hunter.
Hell, she found the ultimate power to destroy anything anywhere in Hunters, which only she can use, and used it to destroy itself so nobody would ever have it. After shooting all her rivals in the face like three times.
>>43870485
Ynnead doesn't exist and never will. >>43874549
Pretty sure she wouldn't fall considering her absolute unflinching loyalty to her prince.
He ordered her to kill children, she immediately tried. He told her to charge the army of the single most evil being ever to exist, she did. At the head of the charge no less.
i got ya family
I propose The Major.
Stern yet caring, strong but gentle, logical and empathetic.
Not to mention a supreme martial badass, able to act as a single woman death squad, (Either alone or by remotely operating multiple duplicates if her own body simultaneously) and being a full prosthetic cyborg she would be the embodiment of the Mechanicus' belief in machine superiority.Confirmed to be a beast in the sack as well.
>>43876842
Possibly a man.
>>43877158
>The Major is a man
Stop this meme
>>43861034
>implying that particular loli might as well not be Satan
>>43870418
>Emps is Korgoth
10/10
>>43860143
She tried selling out humanity to xenos. She'd be damn near enemy numero uno to the Emperor.
>>43865967
Wait... Does she have a hammer and sickle in place of the Aquila? For what purpose
>>43880003
Keks and Communism tend to go together
>>43879525
Hell, 90% of her body is Xenos organisms stitched together. She'd be purged faster than you can say "I molested both my children."
>>43868618
Nike was a modified, what, XXIII?
That right there is a XXXIII. The kind of Bolo that led interplanetary empires.
>>43871027
He wishes
>>43860508
Little do they know, he is about to tear that ass off literally.
>>43877790
Major is possibly male.
It was suggested once in the manga, once in the anime.
But it'll never be confirmed one way or the other because the point is to show the ambiguity in the transition between flesh and machine.
>>43865910
She's also a regular human, so using the kamui puts a lot of strain in her, but she keeps going due to RESOLVE. So Yeah good choice for the emprah
>>43876385
Please don't compare that blue sack of shit to Shirou, at least he turned into a badass halfway through the UBW route
>>43867860
Tau are not for lewd
>>43871561
Agreed.
Widowed uber-milf who's got needs and a couple of billion unruly children.
Also bonus points because "hey, call me Dad. And yeah, do stuff I say because your Mom loves it."
"And she controls who reincarnates and where."
>>43874011
>Curse
>>43882718
Curze
Who else but a literal goddess?
>>43882821
Hard to top the goddess of Hearth and Home.
>>43882712
Prompts me to remember to ask: there been any new lore on Isha since the 6th Ed. Daemons codex?
I'm thinking about the Garden of Nurgle .pdf, but I could stand to save the Thrones.
>>43883026
End Times in Fantasy connected 40k to Fantasy again a bunch of times, and a normal elf was Nurgle's kidnapping victim test subject instead. Unless he had more than one.
Kaldor Draigo helped an elf save her too.
>>43883292
...yeah, didn't see that coming.
What thinger has more info about all that?
>>43880678
That Bolo was a good leader though, and it was a democracy.
>you will never be called to order by a leviathan mega tank occupying most of the capitol building built around him.
I really wish we got to hear more about the even crazier war machines the post-Concordiat Bolos became or the various other war machines the enemy factions had.
Imagine an entire universe where super inhumanish war machines and sentient weapons of mass destruction became the foundation of a new kind of society and all the various consequences, idiosyncrasies, and honestly amazing tales that would entail
Sigh.
>>43874077
Bukkake.
Also he basically uses her entire body like a set of panties to "jerk himself off".
>>43874178
Just wait till the Emperors start making more Golden Age perpetuals or other god tier super humans.
>Chaos face when they get ass raped by a race of Golden Super Emperors.
>>43860606
Looking at the Piller Men's superhuman abilities and intelligence, they could be deadly in 40k. I wonder if Ultimate Kars can spawn Orks or Tyranids.
>>43865933
Will there be an Ocelot or Snake Primarch?
>>43873126
Neliel is best girl.
>>43875097
>tfw the Tsukihime remake won't be out
>tfw Arc's skirt will be shorter if it does
>>43876385
Natsuru was actually brainwashed to obsess over one girl. He's actually half justified.
>Shirou Emiya
You've lost me. He loses his virginity on every non-Realta Nua route.
BEHOLD, THE ONLY TRUE ANSWER.
>>43873763
To be fair, Perturabo had a father that he never loved, and Fulgrim was presumably raised by the people of his planet but ended up turning to Chaos. Magnus and Corax might have had a father or mother figure, but of course the lore doesn't get that specific.
>>43862413
>http://1d4chan.org/wiki/The_Final_Saga_of_Macha_the_Ever-Virgin:_Extra_Large_Heresy
*Ahem*
>>43882202
Batou was making a jab at the Major not choosing a superior male prosthesis to befit her combat capabilities, not making the suggestion she was a man.
Kuze's story about the Major and himself as kids in the hospital after the plane crash refers to her as a girl well before her cyberization
>>43882550
Nothing wrong with dominating xenos for the good of humanity.
>>43869808
Fuck, I heard it in her voice.
>>43887168
Me too anon. Me too.;_;7
>>43873126
Nah, Big E wants Isane, she would be best, because she would finally not be so height conscious.
>TFW you will never grope Isane whilst she tells you to stop goofing around, that she's too tall for anyone to love.
>>43856058
To be worthy a waifu should be undoubtedly loyal to his emperor
How can you trust to choose someone but the one trusted by malcador himself to find a worthy waifu?
The answer is obviously to dress as a trap.
>>43884380
>tfw no diamond dogs chapter
>>43888131
Make one. Hounds of Diamond sounds fancy.
>>43884380
>Who are Alpharius and Omegon
>>43856058
Cata-chan
>>43875097
I don't think so. Archetype: Earth is Gaia's protector, she doesn't give a fuck about humanity.
That's the domain of Alaya and the Counter Guardians.
>>43883853
End Times books. Specifically the Khaine ones.
