What's the logical extreme of Dungeons and Dragons?
Not that.
Entire world is dungeons, all animals are dragons.
The universe is only dungeons and their only inhabitants are dragons.
Learning black magic, disrespecting your parents, quitting church, committing suicide.
>>43829057
Using minis and maps and a dungeonmaster's screen.
Is it just me, or did the most stupid threads pop up in the last couple of days? At least three threads I was following about actual fucking games have fallen off the board today for shit like this and the meme elf thread.
Your PCs become so powerful they murder your personality and start piloting your body.
>>43829125
>committing suicide
What's the most Dungeons and Dragonsesque suicide method?
>>43829131
There has been a lot of stupid around lately. Pic is for OP.
>>43829254
>stupid
What's stupid about envisioning an iconic game with its essential features accentuated and amplified? It makes for an interesting thought experiment.
>>43829247
Papercut to the throat and wrists.
>>43829247
Run into steam tunnels, take some methaqualone, die in glorious battle against kobolds.
>>43829391
>die in glorious battle against kobolds
Who are the kobolds?
>>43829547
Look in the mirror anon. You ARE the kolbolds
>>43829057
I can't decide whether it makes me angrier that this fag bought such a shit coat, or that he's marrying a landwhale with no redeeming features or qualities.
>>43829547
Crackheads and feral children.
>>43829687
>no redeeming features or qualities
>wears a corset
Anybody can lose weight, but it takes a special sort to dress like that.
>>43829057
Suicide.
>>43829726
Correct. Note also the huge buck teeth and the obvious nagface. The fag himself could just learn to shave properly, stop wearing retard clobber and supplement whatever nutrient he lacks that gives him those eyebags and he's be cleaned right up.
(At a second examination that left eye might just be from the whale hauling off on him the night before the wedding, that's a hell of a deep purple for just a Vitamin D deficiency)
>>43829687
>landwhale with no redeeming features or qualities
Are you a cannibal?
She might taste good.
>>43829131
>Is it just me, or did the most stupid threads pop up in the last couple of days?
It's the week of Thanksgiving vacation. You do the math.
>>43829057
RIFTS?
>>43829856
Doubt it dude, same way a free range deer tastes better than a battery chicken. look at that shit. bet the strings on that corset aren't even tight
>>43829057
>Ctrl + "f": GURPS
>0 results
You guys disappoint me.
>>43829057
I would still fuck her raw.
>>43829856
>She might taste good.
You one of those guys who likes to eat strips of pure bacon fat? I'm not, so I damn doubt it.
>>43829247
Swallowing dice and / or lead miniatures.
>>43830291
Fucking chubby-fucker degenerate. You can do better. Even I can do better.
>>43830222
Anyone who plays GURPS should kill themselves. Three Physical stats and one mental stat? Get fucked. Also: No charisma.
>>43829687
If that woman is your definition of landwhale I'd hate to see your definition of attractive
>>43829247
Thai food
>>43829687
When they are all turning forever in pitch black fire for blaspheming a sacred wedding, he will be glad that most of the coals will have to be diverted from his fryer to hers to maintain the proper heat as that preservative-laced blubber of hers is surely no more flammable than silly putty.
>>43829247
Death by cheeto overdose.
>>43830760
>>43830763
This man knows what he's doing
only sadness
>>43830788
"Lord Satan, I think there's something wrong with this firepit!"
"No, no, this is just one of those ironically flame-retardant flaming retards from the early 21th century. Throw on some more coals and keep that spit turning, Jeff, there's a good lad."
the guy in the middle looks like a pedophile.
they all do kinna.
>3.5
yuck
>>43829098
>>43829110
Entire world is a giant dragon. All inhabitants are sentient dungeons.
>>43829057
Level 20.
>>43829057
Shitposting on /tg/.
Sneer if you must, but I would have totally crashed that reception.
LARP
>>43829057
--No room is smaller than 10' x 10'
--A Cleric trying to eat a steak with a mace and flail.
--Three different types of swords, twenty different types of pole arms.
--BEWARE OF CAT.
>>43829057
...Ryan?
>>43829057
LARPing in public using unsuspecting people as NPCs. Getting arrested. County jail time, lower levels. Getting the nickname of Dragon Bitch.
>>43830704
Of course I can do better, and have. Shit, if we only ever settled for the best we could do we'd only pound one pussy in our whole lives. You one of those, hoss?
>>43829687
He's no prize either, anon. What other girl do you think he's gonna get?
>>43831768
Holy shit I would play the hell out of that.
I'd love to roll up a Hidden Lair, probably Island/Volcano multiclass for the cave systems and stealth bonus.
The Backstory: Ever since the rest of my isthmus was killed, I live a solitary life, cut off from other landmasses. But the party's leader, a Submarine Travelling Base grounds on my shores one fateful evening and the adventure (and romance!) begins...
>>43829391
Fucking college kids always dying in steam tunnels. Goddamn idiots.
>>43829687
Ok she is not a landwale, that is some serious hyperbole. She looks under 200 pounds and to qualify as a landwale you need at least 220 on you.
Honestly, at that size she might not even be overweight, just naturally a bit husky (which does exist, it's just not much bigger than her).
Either way, you'd fap to her if she took her shirt off and that's all that really matters.
>>43829057
Open Air and Sea Turtles
>>43829687
She sure is a landwhale but he's ugly so it doesn't matter.
>>43829057
Why is Tobiwan marrying people?
>>43837695
>Honestly, at that size she might not even be overweight, just naturally a bit husky
>Honestly, at that size she might not even be overweight, just naturally a bit husky
>Honestly, at that size she might not even be overweight, just naturally a bit husky
>Honestly, at that size she might not even be overweight, just naturally a bit husky
>Honestly, at that size she might not even be overweight, just naturally a bit husky
>Honestly, at that size she might not even be overweight, just naturally a bit husky
>>43829687
The worst part is the implication that somehow this fag got named Hand of the King. Fucking immersion broken.
>>43829687
This makes you angry? Why? Get a fucking grip.
>>43829057
I'd fuck her.
You guys need to open your minds.
>>43836201
underrated post
>>43837695
>Either way, you'd fap to her if she took her shirt off
>liking tits
>>43838443
>liking tits
>not absolutely fucking loving tits
>>43829687
>landwbale
No, anon, if you think she's a landwhale then you haven't seen fucking landwhales, As in, landwhales that require a cherry picker to pickup.
>>43838113
An open mind is like a fortress with its front door open and its walls unmanned,
>>43829057
What the fuck does this even mean?
>This angry samefag getting defensive about the landwhale
So who in the picture are you?
>>43836201
